DMC fucking netflix

She went from this...

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making Lady of all characters swear like a sailor

also cast Ladys original VA as Eva for this shitty cartoon

Why is there someone on this board who hates DMC5?

5 is just shit 3 as far as story goes

Watch obvious wokeslop

WTF why is this wokeslop so woke?!

Why do western media consoomers keep bashing their heads against the wall expecting outcomes to change? The sane fucking freaks are still writing, producing and proselytizing. The rot is deeper than you can tear out by now. They won't magically change their minds and become less woke. And giving ground celebrating that something is "slightly less woke than usual" like a fucking moron just enables it. Case in point, KCD2. What a fucking embarrassment that westoids embraced that shit out of some kind of sunken cost fallacy. Disgusting.

I don't care as I wouldn't have watched even if it was good

Modern westoids are incapable of making anything good.

did you really expect it not to?

Has Netflix ever had a good show?

fucking fuckshit let's get that piece of motherfucker fuckshitface

Excessive wearing is cringe.

True, Lady should always be naked to make me hard.

Billion pointless threads whenever netflix releases their newest goyslop

You pigs love this trash huh

extremely hispanic thread

From what I heard about that cringy pajeet behind the show, season 2 will likely do a 180.
He seems to be completely shameless as it's in his blood and follows whatever seems to be the most popular narrative.
Still doesn't mean it will be any good.

Just yet another autistic spammer who has dedicated their lives to hating a single game for some reason. Jannies refuse to do anything because they generate the illusion of traffic.

please tell me thats a girl at bottom left

yes she is

How dare this cisgender heterosexual white woman kill this innocent demon who didn't do anything bad:(

the demon woman is wearing a head covering

lmao

How am I gonna get a SSS combo if the demons die in 3 hits...

how pathetic. this is a demon?

you wouldn't be lying to me now, would you anoon?

you got 5 of them to practise on

ALL BUG LIVES MATTER!!

NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION, JAAAAANIES SAVE ME

I dropped it after episode 2. Shit was trash and I can already tell the direction they were going in.

How dare you deny these demons a chance to live in Not America!!!!

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH LOLI LADY!!! UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH DONT UNDERESTIMATE ADULTS!!! ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!

You don't want these demons raping your women do you???

official Lady cunny

it's for this garbage

she's a shapeshifter but original form is a woman.

Lady cunny

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Not a lie

Why is lady such racist towards demons anyway? Demons quiet literally never done any harm to her or her family and her father killed her mom more or less accidentally. The show makes frames so it's just her childhood chuuni phase never ended lmao

It's going down.

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why is her ass so flat?

Imaging wasting any your life staring at pointless ratings and wishing for them to go down. How pathetic are you? Don't you have anything better to do?

Hey, this is evil as fuck!

actually Lady didn't start training with weapons after the murder of her mother, but she also dreamed about monster killing as a child

Drivel

on behalf of my dick and sexuality; thank you guys... thank you.

What's with the modern writer's fascination with "fuck" and "shit"? Can't they make a single piece of dialogue that doesn't sound like a middle schooler wrote it?

i didnt know the devil may cry franchise was woke desu. I bought the DMC 5 bundle last sale and havent booted any of them up, Guess I just wont from now on

Sir this is an adult piece of media. So that requires more mature dialogue with words that show "emphasis".

the demons are just poor refugees who dindu nuffin

Jesus Christ, man. Why are western writers like this?

says the Anon Babble poster unironically

if you hear the word fuck used and the context isnt a goof you cant write and should slit your wrists

muslins are LITERALY demons

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Imagine being upset over a cartoon, Americans are ski fucking fragile

SAAAAR PLEASE REDEEM NETFLICS PLEASE REDDEM SEASON 2 BEHTTAR I SWEAR IT ON MOTHER AND FATHER

didnt even show us little vergil getting gored

lame

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How do they have clothes...? Do they have access to earth, or have they invented weaving in hell?

sex with loli lady

Did the director even play the games?

He probably read the wiki like with Castlevania

Shadow the Hedgehog from Adi would be cringe kino

Boy, the people who keep trying to make "le misunderstood, caring monsters with innocent families" a media trope sure seems to be getting popular these days. And I'm sure it has nothing to do with the political leanings of these writers being eerily similar to the kinds of people who are unironically embracing Satanism to "own the Christians."

if you still watch netflix dogshit you deserve beatings to be quite desu with you.

something made by sòyflix sucks

noooo... really???

I am not watching the anime, anyways I am a longtime MonHun fan, how easy would it be for me to get into DMC?

I know a high-level DMC player was responsible for the GP on Charge Blade.

Rouge is the true protagonist but acts like an utter bitch the whole story

The Black Arms Gun war is meant to be metaphorical to the Iraq war

Very easy but the action is entirely different. Begin with MH3U, I think that game has a lot of soul and a good balance between the original feeling of those games and the later additions.

MH4U after, World, and ignore Wilds lol

I don't recommend MHGU right off the bat because it introduces a bunch of cartoony retarded shit that doesn't at all fit with the series identity, but it is a very fun and honestly good game despite my gripes. It's more for the person who is a MH lover, since it's an anniversary game where you just go fuck shit up with 4 friends.

Speedreader-kun.

But tbf, I guess you indirectly answered my question.

quite literally nothing alike.

Every writer thinks they can write better than the source and feel the need to add their politics
Why can't we get faith Ernest adaptation

Not wrong, but I assume it's easier to get into from the MonHun pipeline versus coming in from S*uls.

Dawg just quit being a faggot and play the fucking game if you're interested. If you have to jump through hoops to justify engaging in anything then you just sound like a fucking moron.

I wouldnt say so. MH and Souls are way more related anyways.

somehow has less memorable moments than dmc 2

i enjoyed hating on this every second i could and i am going to enjoy hating on season 2 as well. Vergil jihad, give it to me

Yeah I completely fucking did it backwards, I'm retarded sorry.

Anyway I think you'll like it but yeah, very different. Instead of being about positioning and preparation, DMC is a straight action game. All about combos, much more mechanical skill involved if you wanna git gud, and raw reaction. I don't how to explain it but when I play MH, I'm always calm and cool. When I play DMC, I'm thinking at 500 miles per hour.

Also idgaf what retards say, the stories are fun and the cutscenes are fucking awesome and actually worth watching.

DMC1 is a good starting point IMO still. Skip 2 for your own sanity. 3 is where the series cements its identity.

Made for demonic cock.

I am going to play it, don't be a faggot, I made three posts, but it is absolutely interesting to see what they have in common, or how skills in one game could transfer over to another.

Refer to this post.

As someone who didn't watch Netflixvania and figured that a lot of the shitposting about its writing might've been a little overblown, you could tell me the right quote was sourced from a Anon Babble thread in which anons predict the worst case scenario of DMCflix with the expressed purpose of making one another angry, and I'd believe you without a second thought.

DMC2 was a good game. You were just too dumb to use the brand new directional combos

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Threadly reminder DMCbros should go out of their way to watch Versus 2000.

Directed by Ryuhei Kitamura (Godzilla Final Wars)

Action direction by Yuji Shimomura (DMC3, 4, 5, Bayonetta 1, 2, 3)

Made on a $10K budget in a state park

Literally has plot points and scenes that would go on to be in DMC3 a half decade later

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this is so good i love those kind of vids, i wish lady was this involved during the actual cutscene

Why is he so hot?

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Thanks, looks interesting :)

The Dark Crystal prequel series was objectively better than the movie it’s based on. Ofc that means it got canceled after a one season.

I did and gave my reply.
Don't be a fag and make mountains out of molehills, anyways last (you).

It's pretty normal to ask about and express curiosity when coming from an adjacent series that literally shares some of the same designers/developers, nigga completely devoid of any kind of curiosity.

So did 4 eyes kid blow Lady's cherry or not? Surely he won't return as a demon in the future if this crap gets another season.

You see a nightmare, I see a doctor or an engineer.

adjacent series

absolutely nothing like it

This is your brain on Anon Babble poisoning. Just play the vidya you want, folks. No need to use retarded logic to justify trying things.

absolutely nothing like it

m8, the guy who designed CB was literally a high-level DMC player (hence why it has GPs), GU styles are taken from DMC, are you fucking retarded?

Ryosuke Yoshida worked on both MHGU (the game with styles in it) and DMC5 as well. Such a dumb reply I had no choice.

This is the team that made DMC3 and 4:

giantbomb.com/capcom-production-studio-1/3010-703/

So Dante was the real Devil all along.. Powerful.

netflix

What did you seriously think was going to happen?

What are we some kind of Dante's inferno

Bike chase

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Castlevania didn't subject people to this

Why do normalfags always respond with woman tier rage?

Castlevania didn't subject people to this

Of course, because it had worse shit than that. On the subject of Shitflixvania, it has to have been quietly canceled right?
There's been total radio silence ever since they dropped Nogturne S2.

monhun

adjacent series to dmc

Fucking retard

Shared creators and developers.

Combat designer of DMC5 worked on MHGU.

Team that made DMC3 and 4 worked on several Monster Hunter titles (notable Portable ones.)

Anon backed into a corner, time to act like he was 'trolling' the whole time, or just continue acting like a little bitch.

the pajeet indian street shitter director took a shit on castlevania and now DMC

Of course it's SHIT. It's his culture, it's all SHIT and SHITTING everywhere and on everything. He even took a shit on Apu from the simpsons. He just keeps shitting, that's his purpose in life.

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Shared creators and developers

Neither kamiya or itsuno worked on monhun, you fucking troglodyte.
Fuck off and play the game already. No need to kill average iq number itt with your retarded shit

wow what a huge improvement

THEY'RE TOTALLY SIMILAR BRO THEY HAD THE SAME DESIGNERS!!!!

Gosh, I guess Mario and Zelda are pretty similar since they were both headed by Shigeru Miyamoto. Retard.

kamiya or itsuno

Both make flops now, so your point is? Do you think they're the sole reason DMC (as a series) turned out the way it did?

Gosh, I guess Mario and Zelda are pretty similar since they were both headed by Shigeru Miyamoto. Retard.

In some aspects of game design, yeah? Besides that, both MonHun and DMC are action games, and share more concepts than the comparison you listed.

these guys doesn't count!

Embarrassing
Now I start to believe you are just a falseflag. No one can be this retarded unironically

Do you think they're the sole reason DMC (as a series) turned out the way it did?

Correct. Now fuck off

these guys doesn't count!

They more than likely don't, you should know by now how often former game directors scorn their followers with flops.

I thought it was one of the only good moments in this whole shitshow

Go on boy, show me your next hoop to jump through. Don't be shy Fido, how about I show you another ring? C'mon, puppy, let's go!

hoop to jump through

I mean desu, you're being a faggot, and it kinda pisses me off, hence why I am keeping this going.

How could Sparda do this bros?

How would a Shankar Metroid show work?

how often former game directors scorn their followers with flops.

They aren't working on the series I am interested in so I don't have any interest in them anymore.

le flop xD

I still don't understand why are you posting this

The only times people get pissed off or when they've felt wronged or when they can't face the truth. Which is it, Spot? If you jump into the right answer, I'll give you a little treat and maybe a pet to boot.

I still don't understand why are you posting this

Because the other guy said that they were the sole reason why DMC turned out so well (they probably contributed, but saying this is the actual case is delusional.)

It's a netflix show, no thinking is allowed

UHHGH this is so shit and pure slop but I love it yes daddy Capcom give me more delicious slop

DMCfags are pathetic

Since this a DMC thread you guys mind explaining why there’s a lot Chinese fanartists for DMC? How popular is DMC in China?

Sometimes people act gay and retarded, and it's normal for this to invoke an appropriate outward response, hence why I am keeping this going, you are very gay and retarded.

Because the other guy said that they were the sole reason why DMC turned out so well (they probably contributed, but saying this is the actual case is delusional.)

my example counts

yours does not

Mhm

China just has alot of webartists in genreal.

Is the funny in the room with us?

I only know that chinks are fond of reboot for some reason. Like most of the reboot combo mads are done by them

Dante pretty much flawlessly can withstand Agni, Rudra, Cavaliere Angelo and Echidna in the bike chase scene

Suddenly he gets his ass kicked by Agni&Rudra in the airplane cargo bay

Easily kills Agni using a fraction of his DT

STRUGGLES to kill Rudra in his full DT form and has to be rescued afterwards by Mary who one-shot kills him

It's amazing how I was kind of enjoying this shit in its first 4 episodes despite my issues with it, only to completely shit the bed and make me hate it when we reach the no so subtle foreshadowing of DEMONS DIDN'T DO NUFFIN, HUMANS BAD and kept making Dante a side character.

Given DMC is so highly praised for its combat, I am going to put a lot of stock into the statement that the combat designers (and other game designers) were the primary heavy hitters for why it turned out the way it did, not to say outright that the two directors did absolutely nothing.

where can I see it?

Oooh, wrong choice, Bud! But don't worry, that was expected since you're so stupid. Anyway, go play video games on a whim for once instead of trying to force yourself. Who knows, you might even like it for once. Adios, kid.

On an unrelated note
Anybody knows how to fix DDMK style switcher breaking stinger in DMC3HD? I can't fucking play without styles, I keep OPENING THE FUCKING MAP THRICE PER ENEMY PLEASE

Just play the game already
You could've finished a couple of early dmc1 missions already instead of acting like a colossal faggot hunter

it was so good bros
s2 when

having a different opinion

or

sperging out constantly, saying hyperbolic nonsense

finding biased charts and articles to “prove” in threads its sucks

showing up in every comfy thread to loudly announce how much you don’t like the game

making bait threads about the thing you don’t like to samefag shittalk to create the illusion that you’re ‘opinion’ is held by many others

s2 when

When I get a time machine to get myself a young version of a russian chick who inspired dmc3 Lady design

Sure am getting sick of the millennial writing style of

HAHA FUCKSTICK SHITDICK BITCH BIIIIITCH FUCKING COCK BALLS HAHAHA

[blood goes everywhere]

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i dont get the story tho
rabbit wanted to nuke the barrier to help his akuma friends to come to a save place
not only did he do experiments on them he even hurt/ kill them and let them getting killed
so what was the purpose then of all this?
and why did king munds let the amerisharts build a base in the makai?

Kek that image goes hard. Lady is truly an abomination in the anime.

Faggot Hunter

I slew that faggot and he became the raped.
It'll make my experience of playing DMC1 much better.

This is edited better than the netflix series.

The one good thing that came from that game.

ME LLAMO DONTE

if munuds is only lore in that world why does vergil turn into nelo angelo?

Mi madre? Pues no conozco a mi madre pero no eres el primero en llamarme hijo de perra!

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because it's something from the games shoved in with little narrative reasoning. Kinda like how you've got bosses from DMC3 and 4 but far more agregious.

This is the same guy that got Apu cancelled and turned people in the Internet against Indians.
Other M but even worse, at least Sakamoto apologized over Other M's writing issues.
Does anyone have the DmC from-reveal-to-release greentext?

Got into OOR through the DmC trailer

They later do a song for Sonic Frontiers

Victor Borba covers one of the other tracks a while later

Small world.
youtube.com/watch?v=XalFGHQpCwA

That shit show doesn't even deserve a D rating

Phazon is actually good, it just punishes people with bad hearts

yeah first couple eps are actually good desu

I don't know that I'd call it irony. Certainly has a sense of entitlement. Dismissive. Condescending. Infantile, certainly.

Do they at least get the luxury of becoming Devil Arms?

niggas on twitter calling Southworth's voice corny

people who dont like the show are fake fans

its not canon bro

why do you care so much, the games still exist

im going to say it
I prefer DMC4 gameplay wise to DMC5

There's an asian movie thread on Anon Babble. It's a fairly well known movie in the underground action scene. Don't skip on Death Trance.

lol, no, that'd be too close to the original games and we can't have that. Dante uses Rebellion for one or two fights, most of the time he's using guns to fight, some knock-off guns because he still hasn't gotten E&I

someone

There are many of us.

American Idiot sounds

REEEEEE ITS FUCKING SUCKS

WOKEEEEEE

Are americucks really offended by this?

Nah, come on, mate. Spice it up a little. Add a shit here, a bitch there, a motherfucker or a cunt over yonder. If you're going to give them shit for not trying then you show some effort.

Some rainbow nigger from Netflix really played this

That's where you're mistaken

Season 2 will have ass rape

is that quote real?
holy lel

why do you care so much, the games still exist

It's been 6 years of teasing and it ended up shit.

Oh yeah.

go be a disingenuous retard somewhere else

DmC 2025 is the best indian anime ever made

...Are we actually seeing a western depitcion of lady as a child wearing crotchless chaps or am i imagining shit?
Is this the power of a pajeet director?

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Anon Babble read this and thought it would turn out good

ah wait i am fucking blind, it's her shirt.
You fuckers broke my eyes i hate you so much

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I enjoyed Jeetgil very much. I will redeem season 2 as well. SAAR

each season is it's own continuity separate from the games and each other

That IS a good thing; only spregs who can't disacoisate would see it as a negative

Go have your fake thread elsewhere concern trolling shit.

retard

I'm not the one who voted for the orange clown, the show represents you well

Watch Thunderbolt Fantasy to cleanse your palates DMCbros

I dunno, Netflix niggers sure seemed offended by DMC presenting all demons as evil considering they wanted us to view then as poor innocent minorities and see Hell getting nuked as something sad

Burgers are actually upset by the american idiot scene

Wow, can't get any sadder than that, I like how you fags pretend DMC has never preached or tried to humanize demons ether when the title is "devil may cry"

There's no palate to cleanse none of you watched it and neither did i. You're not even mad and certainly not surprised about any of this. Performing the fan outrage routing on automatic as if this mattered. Fake thread.

We're getting Sadam Hussein execution in season 2?

Space pirates good
Galactic federation bad

Funny how the reboot looks better than this shit now

So, Anon Babble, ready to APOLOGIZE?

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DMC has never preached or tried to humanize demons ether when the title is "devil may cry"

That's not the problem retard it's the execution and storyline doesn't make sense.

trying to hard

NOOOOO, DEMONS ARE ALL NIGGERS, THEY CANT BE GOOD

WE ARE NOT BAD, WE ARE THE GOOD GUYS

you sound like this, retard

Well naturally I didn't watch it. I knew it'd be utter garbage the second it was announced. But someone here might've, even out of hate.

They can write like 3 stories, poor dindu muffins genocided by the evil wypipo is just one of them.

Who said demons were niggers? You sound pretty racist, bro.

does Dante actually kill something in this series?

you think they will finally port dmc 4 on switch 2?

dude that got apu cancelled is trying to lecture us on what is cool

wew

th-they're saying the w-white man is evil and the demon niggers are good

in a series with multiple power-hungry human antagonists turned demon, two of which are deadbeat dads

okay....

get to adapt popular media

proceed to twist everything so it doesn't feel like source material

WHY? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY SINGLE TIME I'M SO FUCKING PISSED

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Agni. Some of White Rabbit's generic henchman.

For fun because it's goofy. Why not.

Your favorite food has been turned into a horrible, disgusting version of itself by using alternative ingredients that make it worse. Will you still eat it? It has the name of your favorite food and almost vaguely looks like it.

food analogy

americans....

huh so second season may be good?

For he who drew the first Fuck You?
I don't think so.

Are normies seriously not tired of this whole subversion stuff? Even the most narrativebrained retard associates demons with enemies first and foremost. What's the fucking point of making them "Humans but uh not earth"?

I eat the slice of pizza your mom leaves out for you every day. I bet you didn't know she did that, it's delicious. You ain't ever getting any of it.

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no real argument

I win :)

I just marathoned it. I actually cannot believe how bad it was. I'm not being hyperbolic, this was worse than DmC. DmC legitimately feels subtle in it's satire compared to this.

Lady swears WAY more than Donte to a degree that's so over the top you're waiting for someone to comment on it. Changes her entire world within 5 minutes because she meets a few nice demons. Also killed Arkham long ago and watched his slow descent into madness so should she really hate demons all that much at all?

Hell is now an alternate dimension of differently evolved creatures called Makai, almost like Devilman but somehow dumber

good, humane demons are plentiful because of this and are nuanced creatures with justified violence rather than, you know, DEMONS. Any message of humanity/tears vs monsterism/blood is entirely undercut to a degree that it actually doesn't even appear at all. Half an episode is a CalArts "tragic" adventure with the nice demons

demons are not-Muslim refugees, being called "martyrs"

Rabbit is not-V....no explanation how he has a head that's both an organic rabbit head and a mask

Joe Exotic is in it

the action moments that are good are pale imitations of ones in the games (eg: Dante just uses a pool cue to knock the balls around rather than flipping a table and shooting them)

Echidna, Rabbit and Cavalier look weirdly well designed next to everyone else because they're lifted wholesale from the games/manga. All other demons look like total ass, all of the Darkcom soldiers look like they belong in GI Joe

last 5 minutes of the episode makes Team America look sophisticated with it's "American Idiot" montage of drone strikes. One shot of Arius setting up a Hell oil refinery or some shit

an incredibly ugly Nelo Angelo appears in Hell Guantamo Bay to free refugees, then just turns back into Vergil and says "I am the storm that is approaching"

has the absolute worst dialogue I've heard in years

I could go on forever.

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How would (you) write the new anime?

Little Lady

DMC6 won't have Dante in it. Prepare yourself.

MY DMC

MY SERIES

MY UNIVERSE

MY CHARACTERS

fuck off

Make it a prequel about pre dmc3 dante coping with the loss of his family, getting connections like Nel. The end is the animated version of a bunch dmc3 opening cutscenes

If I had creative control I would cancel it and make an anime on Gotcha Force

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Adapt all the novels and manga starting from the Tony Redgrave novels to Before the nightmare.

I always like to consider it's a very hamfisted way to make sure the show isn't thought to be for kids, only for it to wind up sounding like something a teen would write.

ironically it would have been more fitting if the demons were portrayed as a fascist nazi regime

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It's insane how immature the writing actually is, if fuck and shit were used sparingly it would be much more mature.

Dante: Ready to meet your grandkids now Vergil ah fuck my back!

Shut up nerofag

Dante: Ready to fucking meet your shitty grandkids now Vergil ah fuck my back!

Ftfy

This guy has the social skills of a broken rape victim. see youtube.com/watch?v=lVb7rzbtIw0
How could he have been able to convince ANYONE to work with him?

I have to rant some more.

The whole. Fucking. Message. Of Devil May Cry is that our ability to feel compassion and shed tears for others is what makes us human. It's why Sparda was a hero, it's how Trish redeemed herself, it's how Lucia can rest assured she's not a monster, it's how Dante grows, it's how Kyrie knows Nero is human, etc. And there are multiple human characters (Arius, Arkham, Santus, Agnus, Vergil to a point etc) who become demons. But they're supposed to be exceptions; it is literally HELL, filled with literal DEMONS. It's not an alternate dimension of differently evolved lifeforms, the souls of the fucking dead go there. Black magic is real. Arkham was so twisted that he more than likely found his wife and had a kid because she was from a line of priestesses with special blood he could use to gain power, it's what makes him so monstrous.

It's just so outright offensive too to make Hell the Middle East, partially to Muslims but mostly to my intelligence. Jesus Christ, even Tameem didn't stoop that low and he had Fox News in his game. Shankar just had no fucking clue what he was doing. Even the action is just alright. There was never a moment a character did something that made me go "hell yeah", just 0 creativity in that department.

And my god they just utterly ruined Lady, the best character in the series. She's so driven and badass, struggling and racing to her own death, taking responsibility for her family and teaching Dante to do the same while also learning to know her limits, accept and offer help, SLOWLY coming around to Dante's humanity, growing, changing. Even what scant dialogue she has in 5 she's able to warn Nero how he'll never come back from killing his father and shows layers to her character.

In this one? What does she learn? By the end she should know she's on the wrong side and it seems like she does, but then she randomly tranqs Dante because she goes back on trusting him.

Jesus Christ my brain.

stop projecting, the fact that he built himself up from a 16 year old migrant origin contradicts you

fuck off you disgusting indian nigger he has rich parents

How could he have been able to convince ANYONE to work with him?

It's quite simple anon, He has unlimited access to his Daddys money. And his Daddy has a lot of money.

It's pretty antisemitic that Rotten Tomatoes segregates jewish ratings from the gentile ratings like this.

By the end she should know she's on the wrong side and it seems like she does, but then she randomly tranqs Dante because she goes back on trusting him

Didn't his Lazerhawk show do the same thing with the Amanda Waller knock-off/ Multi racial Sam Fisher daughter? Made us think she's somewhat redeemable, only to reveal that she's a irredeemable mega cunt last second.

no one watched that shit so idk

Honestly, User reviews should be like 3 buttons, Said buttons being a thumbs up, down or neural. Stars or a one out of 10 are useless and mean jack shit in the end of the day. Hell it's what steam does.

Has to add mother fuckers to the actual Kino that is jackpot

Fuck this guy and anything he makes

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You think character assassination and overuse of swearing is bad? Wait for S2 just to see how much worse it can get haha

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Making media "morally grey" at this point often just means taking literal evil entities and turning them into innocent bystanders who didn't do nothing.

Mostly straight adaptations of the DMC 3 prequel manga and DMC 3 itself, move onto the 1 prequel novel and 1 itself afterwards, and the visions a V manga(I miss my boy Phantom). Spread around 3 to 5 seasons depending on the episode count pre season.

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idk, Shadman was pretty popular in his peek and he was a fucking bitch irl.

no one watched that shit

Are you kidding, Plenty of anon's watched that shite. Where did you think that image with Rayman eating sushi on a cowgirls back while snorting coke came from?

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He means no human watched it.

And Rayman was 5% of that show, with all his moments on youtube, what's your point?

I don't know, I didn't watch that shit. Lady's arch in this show is:

grows up wanting to be a sort of sheriff against demons, almost gets killed when she stands up to a real demon

Arkham, pulling a Vergil, is horrified by his powerlessness to protect his family, so he tries to do science to become powerful? Idk, but he winds up doing demon roids and, oh no, this drives him mad and he involuntarily eats his wife and attacks his daughter. She kills him but watches him revert to human just before he dies

Lady now hates demons but even more so? Does she resent her father because he became a literal demon or what?

spends her entire life with an INSANE hatred for demons, to the degree that she guns down what are clearly harmless refugees (god I hate this) who escape Makia. She STILL thinks they're monsters even as an actual monster is eating them. She feels not conflict over this whatsoever, never mentions it, yet will later recognise Rabbit/V when he takes off his mask

instantly hates Dante because he must be a demon, is mildly confused about what he is for a moment, wait no he's a demon

meets some more nice demons, within 5 minutes she changes her mind on this conviction, accepting that there are nice demons. Even corrects her pronouns on the radio

right afterwards sees her side massacre these people, but they skim past her processing this

says "fuck" a lot, kinda sorta softens for Dante by the time she's trying to negotiate with Rabbit. By this point she should be accepting of Dante and his help but still talks smack to him

gets to the final few battles on the rooftop, has risked her life for Dante and is now covering up for him keeping the amulet

so it seems like Lady has finally learned that demons and humans might not be essentialist mon- lol no she tranqs Dante and hands him over to Darkcom fo- oh wait is that Darkcom opening a port- wait no, she did hand him over

She also gets her ICONIC weapon and uses it for 4 attacks, then drops it.

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Like the other anons; just do the novels with all of the implied canon changes 5 hints at.

Or adapt 2 and make the plot better. Agnus now works for Ouroboros so we can get some of him in there.

That one obscure DMC5 prequel story where Dante meets Lucia again, sacrifices Cerberus to defeat Balrog, who then becomes the DMC5 gloves because he liked the fight.

Shadman's online persona at the time was of edgelord that gave no fuck of what offended someone. It also helped that some unironically thought that certain Shadman cosplayer (muscular one), was actual Shad.
People only realized what loser he was the more they payed attention to how he acted (+ found out how he truly looked), which killed the illusion of him being some sort of edgy badass or whatever.
Kind of like whole Iddubz things. Fag slurped him because he always went after those that were easy to go after. Playing it "cool" (edgy) when he gets called out, so retards still find him based. It took OF whore for fags to realize how pathetic he actually is. Always was in fact!

Back on pajeet: Nobody ever had such ideas about the retard who made cringy vid, using his oc self-insert, to get Apu banned.

9 seconds in

Yu Narukami/Nero as Dante

And just like that I close the vid and move on. Peace.
I knew it beforehand ofc, but it sounds as bad as I thought it would.

Or just continue the 2007 anime with more focus on action because fuck you i liked it.

Only media he know's JYB from is the Persona 4 anime

Also most fan's dislke Johnny playing Dante because he already Voices Nero, from DMC4 and 5 which is blatantly jarring Which i'm surprised you haven't played or heard of.

No it was not. Even the puppet production was shittier.

Shankar could never write something as good as the original games.

nta but read the post again

Because fags unironically thought that Shad was some cool edgelord that was based before based was even a meme. It's why Meatcanyon got popular too. Because he draws overly edgy shit and fags love it.
Who the fuck thought of Adi Shitkar as anything but a joke since day 1?

What, The voice acting is decent and Johnny Young Bosh is a ok voice actor, even if he lacks range sometimes. That's not to say the Script isn't shit, But the garbage was delivered as well as it could have been.
Besides most of JYB's hate mostly comes from the fact he's in everything rather than his actual voice talent.

And Bleach.

Uh hey, these demons from hell are onthologically evil

WHY ARE YOU COMPARING BLACK PEOPLE TO DEMONS?

??????

DMC 1 but anime; an episode for each enemy, bosses get 2, and have the structure for enemy episodes be explore area -> see enemy -> learn some tragic or cool lore about enemy -> encounter puzzle -> find puzzle key -> fight horde of enemy -> learn final bit of lore -> solve puzzle -> move on. Boss episodes would be Dante fighting them throughout the whole area with an exploration, lore, & puzzle section in the later half of part 1 and start of part 2, helping him kill the boss by providing some kind of insight or new method of fighting it; Nelo's would be a sad episode about Dante's childhood, of course, with some of it hinted at in the beginning.

Only media he know's JYB from is the Persona 4 anime

And you reached that conclusion because I only mentioned the first 2 examples that came to my mind?
Okay, but why are you doing that?
Give me an honest answer, I want to know.

youtu.be/D_KBY5AafV0?t=541

This shit is 20 years old now, translated from Japanese, never held up as an example of good game writing, and yet 8 entire episodes of a Netflix series couldn't deliver one line with even a little bit of this drama.

he already Voices Nero, from DMC4 and 5 which is blatantly jarring Which i'm surprised you haven't played or heard of.

Oh wait, I should have known that you're mentally handicapped.
Of course, THAT answers my question (), hahaha.
Yeeah.
The Nero that you're talking about is, surprise surprise, the one I also mentioned.

'member Bush?
'member Karl Rove?
'member Green Day?

That's their way of brainwashing western societies into having sympathy for muslims.

I've only ever played the first 3 games on my PS2, is the Steam HD collection any good?

It's like I'm back in high school again.

Are people on Anon Babble really defending this shit? Is there no limit to your contrarian faggotry?

Worse than emulation due to missing visual and sound effects, but more convenient since instead of downloading PCSX2, ROMs and fiddling with settings (even though you only really do that once and never again) you can just boot up the collection and play.
It's not that much of a dealbreaker unless you're a puritan.
youtube.com/watch?v=pMhem6M5gWc
youtube.com/watch?v=FIpE0iKYFqk

Fine, I half read it before I replayed, Happy?
Don't act like you never made a mistake before posting.

The broken vortex texture in that one zone is such a critical error i genuinely have no fucking idea how did they manage to ship this shit.
Like, how the fuck do you miss something that big?

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BAHAHAHAHAH
So you're telling me that the DMC anime that came out 10 pr so years ago is actually a better tr8bute to DMC?!
That's hilarious they they actually made this worse than the previous DMC anime

I forgot I could emulate, thank you. i also forgot that I have a jailbroken PS3 so I could just throw the isos there too.

desu I'm surprised the hanging chad guy from the 2000 election hasn't been reborn as a meme/reaction image

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I feel like most ps2 HD remasters were made by people with their eyes fucked and parts of their brain missing, i get the issues with the hardware but no one tried hard enough and it seems to be a common thing with these in general

"replied", ESL-kun.
Anyway, you're the one who got cocky with me, so don't act like a bitch, take your L and move on.
Last (You) you get from me, don't spend it all in one place.

It's a lazy cashgrab, plain and simple.
Unsurprising too.

call him dante in the anime but acts and fights like nero

on episode 5

so far this isnt DMC but lady's story with a side of dante

she is so manly and strong! if it werent for the voice i swear i could think she is a dude

demons are refugees! dont let some bad apples stereotype us!

america bad!

religion bad!

fuck fuck fuck fuck shit fuck shitfuck every 30 seconds

sparda was literal trump who built the wall

they changed the fact that the brothers never met Sparda

so this changes Vergils motivation to I just work with demons for no reason

Vergil is now the Storm of Allah, I mean Mundus now

you could tell me the right quote was sourced from a Anon Babble thread in which anons predict the worst case scenario of DMCflix with the expressed purpose of making one another angry, and I'd believe you without a second thought.

Christ, I thought it WAS just hyperbolic bullshit to piss me off.
Turns out it was specially crafted by Netflix bullshit to piss me off.

Adi Shankar? A fucking JEET?
No fucking wonder.
You shouldn't have redeemed, saar.
The demons must do the needul, saar!

Honestly surprised that VP Bains wasn't Sparda all along. And yeah my basis comes from the fact that his voice actor voiced Batman and one of Batmans titles is The Dark Knight

I thought Dirty Laundry and Dredd were alright.

I meant the punching, that's Nero's thing

I retroactively hate Dredd now.
The original with Stallone is now the superior version. It was funnier and had better world building.
Eat recyled food. Great for the environment, okay for you.

He cameoed in it as one of the thugs who gets torched by an incendiary round.

Ang and Ruda have heads but they still wield their swords which have zero design change.

HOW DO YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING SO SIMPLE?

Discord trannies. False flagging as fans didn't work for them and now, they're desperate.

lady can hold her own against 4 bosses

My my my my my my

Can this fucking hack shut the fuck up already

Why do you sound surprised at this? The only time that street shitter made anything remotely good was the first two seasons of the first castlevania series, and guess what, most of that script was salvaged from another writer from an earlier attempt.
And even then there was still a bunch of questionable decisions in that one.

again nta but how are you missing the point this hard?

Narukami/Nero

he already Voices Nero, from DMC4 and 5 which is blatantly jarring which i'm surprised you haven't played or heard of.

that anon clearly recognized him as Nero, which is why I told you to reread the damn post.

Shadi was an exec on Dredd.

So how long will it be before Nero's mom shows up?

I don't pay netflix prime or any of that shit and I could care less about a videogame movie/cartoon.
Fuck all of you.
American Idiot was a good song like 20 years ago. Move on.

American idiot always sucked. Green Day was always shit.

First season of Arcane was the best animated show every displayed, though technically it wasn't funded by Netflix.

is season 2 any good?

aight

I haven't watched it and probably won't so as not to soil whatever view I had with the first. Season one was perfect and doesn't really need a second season.

Stole this straight from Forrest Gump.

Easy enough I suppose, since they are both action games. Beyond that they're not very similar at all. DMC is always about getting flashy combos while hacking and slashing using interesting weapons. MonHun is about chasing the dragon literally and figuratively as you build desired sets.

then write something, zoomie, something that isnt braintrot that is

canon changes 5 hints at

.45 art works

5 is the one that deserves the dmc2 treatment

how do you guys feel about mary taking over halfway through the season?

SAAAAAAR

How can Itsuno, the creator of the Devil May Cry series, let them do this???????

played

Read the wiki

Capcom fucked him over too hard with Dragons Dogma and Dragons Dogma 2 so he let the jeet shit all over their franchise

LOL THIS JEET THINKS HE'S GETTING A SECOND SERASON ;LM APOLOP

The second season is probably made already.

Itsuno doesn't care about the plot, only jacking off Vergil.

Monster of the week show.

Most series nowdays get a second season already paid for. So if they do announce a second season you have to keep that mind as it isn't a real indicator of success.

NERO..I..I MEAN D-DANTE IS DEVIL TRIGGERING
BETTER PLAY NERO'S THEME BECAUSE ITS CALLED DEVIL TRIGGER

I'd like to jack off Vergil too

I've told friends 2030 at the latest Hasbro makes a pretentious statement that literal demons are like niggers too and D&D products will no longer use dehumanizing language to portray them. Which, unlike the orc comparison, might actually be crossing into slanderous territory finally.

Apologize for what? I liked the 2007 anime.

Trish owes me sex

Dante stop

they changed the fact that the brothers never met Sparda

Do you mean they never met him in this shit "anime" or original games? Because if you mean games, they definitely lived with Sparda for some time, till he mysteriously vanished from story with no further elaboration

He died

Of old age after 2000 years of not giving a fuck about age or something? And where was that revealed, Visions of V?

The only thing I get from all these hate threads is the adaptation sucks and I shouldn't watch it even though that's how I already felt about it

It's revealed in the opening of the first fucking DMC, does anyone here actually play video games?

I only got to the first three just now, old PC was unable to run them because of AyyMD CPU not having some instructions and software emulating them straight up refused to work. I do have few hundreds hours in 4 though.

My favorite retarded headcanon.

I've never even played these gay button masher westaboo games. I just came here to shit on netflix and the jeet they put in charge.

I'm not surprised there are Anon Babbleacks here who don't play games.

Lady owes me sex.

Series is good, arguably better than the OG anime. Nice bait tho.

We get around. New games are shit, new media is shit, their fault for being a siren call for my rage.

ITS JUST A HAT YOU RETARD

Considering Nero's Buster is surprisingly similar to Morrigan's soulfist, It actually kind of makes sense.
The real question is why would She be in Fortuna?

00's nostalgia bait

what if demons are le good guys???? what a twist!

Maybe I fucking WANT my demons to be evil? Not that expect a severe case of arrested development to understand taste

the anime

Remember ~25 years ago?

And how the US went to war in islamicountry?

Yeah...

That'd be a great topic for the modern day remake about a video game that had nothing to do with that.

I wonder how Netflix chooses its writers for this shit?
Can I throw my hat into the ring and get something good greenlit, provided I have a lesbian kiss scene?

sure and this guy is also only wearing a "hat"

The custodes are women now. Soon they'll make women space marines. It's over, brother. The ruinous powers won.

A bunch of repressed religious cultists

Morrigan feeds on fun emotions

Either she arrived late, or was trying to bring some good vibes back to the area.
I prefer the former.

Demons are stand-ins for "oppressed" minority races

Who asked for this

The custodes are women now

There's 1 female custodian and I don't count her as canon. 40k has always had a lot of gay shit in it I don't care for including all the gay teenage melodrama of the primarchs

why are agni and rudra british?

Leave DMC to us.

Or maybe finding Vergil was the fun emotions.

Mundus's new concubine

Madhouse needs to come back and make a season 2 of DMC

An advantage is modding allowing for increased framerate (which breaks the game at certain points so you have to manually turn it on and off which is annoying) and style switching for DMC3.
But yeah graphical things like Dante's bangs are fucked.

This, With it set shortly after DMC2 and with Lucia hanging out in whatever town the DMC office is in.

The fact that he's a goat is so fucking tonedeaf and ironic that it's hard to believe it could be anything other than a joke.

You don't understand it's supposed to be DEEP

They could try adapting the dmc 4 novel along with the game since it's the most butchered. Or DMC 5 + VoV + Before the nightmare which I think takes place 3 years after dmc 4? I can't remember.

They could try adapting the dmc 4 novel along with the game since it's the most butchered

A game set after would make more sense, Considering the DMC4 novel is just a remix of DMC4's plot

I meant anime but you get my point

Xe's a schizo with shit taste. Simple as.

Velma got a second season despite the terrible ratings and reviews. My guess is that Netflix greenlit two seasons as a starting point, so if the audience views turns lower for S2, then this shit will get quietly cancelled.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fsv15ds0wOQ
they shoulda just made 8 episodes of team fortress 2 sfms full of jokes taking the piss. I think people would've liked that more.

Start with DMC3.

calm down, burguer, it just a show, ameritards would never bomb hell, right?

This, he is a poo golem, you know how the Greek Gods fashioned Man from fresh clay? Satan sculpted jeets as a poor imitation out of cow shit.

If you don't consume product you don't get an opinion

We would and it would be an objectively good thing.

an incredibly ugly Nelo Angelo appears in Hell Guantamo Bay to free refugees, then just turns back into Vergil and says "I am the storm that is approaching"

I refuse to believe the dialog can be THAT bad an on he nose for le epic references.

Power Glove did the music

FUCK
I loved their soundtrack for FC3 Blood Dragon
Why the hell are they working on this slop??

VERGIL WILL GET RAPED IN SEASON 2
VERGIL WILL GET RAPED IN SEASON 2
VERGIL WILL GET RAPED IN SEASON 2
VERGIL WILL GET RAPED IN SEASON 2

I watched this and I think I enjoyed it up till the point where the smoking dude would not fucking stop spouting boring exposition

Not again...

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what did you expect?

rips off mask to reveal he's just some guy

the demon blood keeping him alive goes critial ans he turns full demon

his demon form lacks any rabbit motif and is in fact just a big red guy

What a fucking waste, the only actually interesting part of the adaption, the sole anchor of their priginal angle is the rabbit and even that turns to shit entirely, his ideals mean nothing in the end because he turns into a big generic monster and then dante cuts him in half

Mundus of course

gif because webm wasn't invented yet

I can't believe I'm doing this on Anon Babble all over again

use the devil trigger

the writing sucks monkey ass

Give the script to the real fans.

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Dante, use rain storm on those enemies, don't forget to switch to gunslinger style otherwise you won't be able to perform that move!

BUT-BUT HE SAY JACKPOT AND SAY I AM STORM!

It's bizarre how much Capcom whores out their beloved and sacred IPs to Netflix after the reception is always that it's complete fucking garbage and a waste of everyone's time

it feels nostalgic doesn't it?

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Vergil: Careful humans, cause I am the storm that is--

Oh nvm that line is in the show

they even fumbled the LE HYPE AND AURA MOMENTS!1!

huh so THAT'S how nero was made

Yeah honestly the worst part was directly calling it that, how fucking lazy.
That and the

that wasnt a class 2 demon, that was at least a class 4

Fucking whatever, man

At least one person will be very happy about this.

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They never stopped riding the street fighter movie money high

Lady bullets are more effective than dante

meaning that class 4 means jackshit since they all die in one shot

But did you clap when the kalina ann showed up for 25 seconds

once again, the DMC fanbase has been reunited by their collective hatred against a shitskin that got his hands on the IP.

It's almost Shakespearean

vergil, as nelo angelo, is a freedom fighter for the demon race

Amazing character accuracy!!!

Cavaliere Angelo crashing against a building like a looney toon character

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It even tries to "we respect women" like DmC by making them dumbass pawns and fodder instead of making them important too.
They removed lady's importance in sparda's prophesy!
Its crazy how much it rhymes with tameem's vision

What is it about Vergil that has him attract so many thirsty women?

he's motivated. bitches like dudes with motivation.

He's the "I can fix him!" character in the series.

What will be Vergil’s reaction when an American soldier shoots a pregnant demon lady?

Jackpot

BRO AGAIN?

Sparda is confirmed still alive in DmC continuity

The idea of going to rescue him is not considered even once

Shit was weird

thirsty succ hands typed these posts

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It’s gonna be funny when Vergil gets raped in season 2 and it won’t be kino like what this anon wrote.

I am the raped that is approaching

Pretty sure Shankar is a trumpie

Based Morrigan raping Vergil

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SQUIRREL SEMEN

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Every other woman dies horribly or vanishes, theres even a lady that makes dante remember his mom on a plane he has to rescue the passengers of, but she just disappears after that scene and isn't even shown to be rescued.
And Lady does not matter, she has more screentime than Dante but none of her choices mean anything, she's central to the antagonists origin but that reveal doesnt make her change at all, she could be replaced by a faceless crewcut and nothing in the story changes besides maybe the asspull season 2 bait in the last 5 minutes that feels massively out of nowhere

DMC threads on the front page of Anon Babble again

ambiguously brown man showing us his version of Dante

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FUCK YOU GEORGE BUSH - Dante the demon killer

All men crave rape.

I've actually played DMC3 so I know that Vergil does use guns

He is handsome, traumatized, insecure, and has mommy issues. It awakens women’s latent rape instincts.

I thought you niggas were shitposting Vergil is actually protecting demon refugees and killing American soldiers in this cartoon lmao. Also he serves Mundus without being brainwashed.

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he's still brainwashed, it's just more of the subtle kind. He's been with Mundus since he was a kid.

Why do they hate Dante

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Vergil commits demon jihad

What the fuck were they thinking?

Because their brain works only in extremes. Either you're my tribe or you're other tribe, and other tribe does extreme thing I disapprove.
In this case, they spend 80 years of their lives, every waking second, to stare at scores and yell "go doooown"
Usually it comes from third worlders without proper education, so it's not really their fault

Vergil is doing nothing wrong he’s defeating the American infidels sounds like a HERO to me.

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I recognize that thread!

Not the heckin demon baby
WUB WUB WUB

that one video that got Tameen's surname wrong

awful 3d cgi """"anime"""" no less

Ichigo's his best act, imo. The voice really suits him.

Because he wasn't raised to shit on the streets.

No boys allowed.

mediocre game gets its mediocre tv show, more news at 11.

Yes, equating middle easterners to demons from hell is a pretty woke thing to do.

They really didn't want to give her daddy issues I guess. Makes no sense, cause Dante in 3 also had daddy issues and they removed it.

Indian people hate westerners for hating them for scam call centers

I'm convinced that nigger thinks Nero and Dante are the same guy because the extent of his knowledge of the games is a few shitty memes from youtube

Maybe you should go back to your fake websites, with fake consensuses, like retardera and preddit.

trans doesn't count

just kidding

Vergil will be someone who defends hell next season, while Dante will fight for the human world. It's so predictable and I don't they'll have the same kind of interactions or even writing like in the games.

what is that?

I saw a similar post to this on Anon Babble

Alucard getting bummed

Everybody always glosses over how solid a story 3 is because it's just a very good game in general, but 3's writing is amazingly Shakespearian, unironically

It's both tame, relative to how whacky 4 can get, but over the top enough compared to 1,2 and 5. Though I wish it had a stronger enemy roster, with AI similar to 1.

But yeah graphical things like Dante's bangs are fucked.

There's fix of that shit on N*xus, currently playing with it

huwhat

I'm sure that 3 is still seen as the best DMC story, there really isn't much competition either.

You've learned it
You can't unlearn it

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If we're getting a sex scene it better be between vergil and fortuna lady

vergil and fortuna lady

nero is going to be a clone of dante created by the government so no sex for vergil

willingly serving Mundus

qrd & spoilers:

Alucard gets depressed after the end of Season 1 and the death of his father Dracula

hooks up with two twins (a man and woman)

fucks the girl, and then the guy fucks him

both are actually assassins trying to steal the castle

he puts both those fuckers on pikes after escaping their net

Trish and Dante sex scenes when

They probably will fuck her story up so bad or just completely erase her like Jester

The shows biggest crime is not introducing a new waifu

1 - Trish
2 - Lucia
3 - Lady
4 - Kyrie
DmC - Kat
5 - Nico
2007 Anime - Patty

What kind of point are you even trying to make, retard? The show sucks and everyone hates it. Are you trying to tell us not to complain about it?

Do the annoying PTSD soldiers count

Super serious all the time

Doesn't pay attention to women

Vulnerable enough to make women think they can fix him

We already got a sex scene - hardcore scat of ugly pajeet shitting all over the games

Something so based like that wouldn’t happen and DMC fujos would probably be ass mad seething.

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is the best part of the show

How did he do it?

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No, new girl has to survive.

Most female DMC fans are Vergil yumes who self insert as the Fortuna woman. You don’t know what you’re talking about.

I’m more so talking about the people that ship the twins I generally seen comments that they hate the chick that Vergil got pregnant that had Nero.

Remember the Uncle Dante x Nero fujos from when DMC4 came out? Good times.

I remember the ones that ship V x Nero or Vergil x Nero.

But she has to give consent if she's alive

That's not it. It's because he's a murderous hot man with a geeky voice.

They really decided to give us the worst incarnation of Lady possible

Imagine looking at this monstrosity and going like

YEP, TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCES

I keep hearing they shit the bed.

Go look at the RT ratings for Vampire Hunter D. I want people to understand how worthless critics are.

No, but he played with his bootyhole daily, does that count?

He's got red orbs in his ass, get him

It's not that it sucks, it's that it's even worse than worst-case scenario any of us could've imagined.

Apologize

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Update dropping again

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Just one.

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There's Lady, there's this Lad, and now we got ourselves a Saar

I see a Welsh choir boy

Shinkar is a jeet what do you expect?

Hear me out
Vergil attacks the Whiskey Hotel with his hair down causing mass confusion

The fuckin' baby Metronome or what the fuck ever

Story would be better if it was a victim. Victims being

human with horns

Is cheap. A genuine scary monster that is still decent is much better.

For what? She was always super cute in V and it was bullshit she didn't become playable. Trish sucks in V though.

takes inspiration from DmC at all

dante and vergil are no longer twins because itsuno wanted vergil too look like his oc nero

bingo's writing sucks

environments are boring

no costumes to unlock beyond recolors

nightmare isn't a cool slime train anymore

griffin's new design is inferior compared to old look

shadow isn't a blurry mess like the original

Just some of my grievances with it. Wouldn't call it a bad game because if them, but I was disappointed.

Dear Adi

FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT

With hate Anon Babble

Lady being insufferable to the point where she doesn't have one positive moment in the entire show. She's just hate incarnate and then when presented with the choice to not shoot a demon family can't seem to lighten up with Dante

Agni and Rudra are the ones that activate Dante's DT

Not the rabbit. Oh no. Can't have that. Despite the fact he's stealing DMC3 Vergil's entire role down to his fall. Have it be the Scottish duo who have nothing resembling their game versions.

Not to mention Lady getting the last shot on Rudra, because of course

The absolute lack of respect demons have in this world by making them evolved humans and the fact that makes every one of them being killed an awkwardly framed murder

Somehow Banes hints at Lady's lack of faith but JUST SO HAPPENS to not tell her why he said that?

Despite the fact she thinks she saves those families, and the fact she was the point of origin for Rabbit, she doesn't even remotely see anything good coming out of saving those refugees....Because! Just because. Fuck em.

Calls Enzo a scumbag to Dante AFTER HE FUCKING DIED FOR HIM

I DID NOT THINK I WOULD MISS DINO BUT AT LEAST HE GREW AT THE END OF HIS FUCKING JOURNEY

When she waved at Nero it made my cock hard.

The ultra realistic faces are very mixed in RE engine games but Lady was one of their best, they picked a pretty woman and rendered her well.

Predict the final outcome.

Let the record show I always liked her DMCV incarnation

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Tomato will keep on rising
Popcorn will keep dropping until 65%?

I self insert as Lady and have had fantasies about seducing Nero and making him cheat on Kirye because I give him the angry aggressive sex he craves.

so is this slop over already?=

This guy wrote Yasuke. What the fuck is that show that justified him getting the fucking role for DMC? How? IT HAS A WORSE SCORE ACROSS THE BOARD.

Lady fucks Nero to make Vergil mad.

No way fag

You do realize that the show has demons that eat other demons too? Not defending it or whatever cause it's still fucks up plenty of things, but you sound like a drooling retard thinking the show having good demons is a bad addition when the games have done it before.

Dei hire or buttbuddies with Adi.

How hard did they try to make Lady black?

post the actress

Point out the good demons in the game?

the show having good demons is a bad addition

It is because the games make the point that Sparda becoming good was something really fucking crazy

I still cannot believe how ugly this art is

The first vampire hunter D kinda is lame
Bloodlust looks amazing but the story is really cliche

Not all vampire are le bad!

The same trope that niggers on this thread are crying about lmao.
Still an amazing watch and deserves a higher rating than 70 cause I love the style and animation.

Lady fucking Nero hot

Kyrie is the one that’s gonna be black.

Anon, I purposefully picked that movie because of its themes and it being executed so well that it apes this show but lo and behold, it has a lower rating than this piece of shit.

The first vampire hunter D kinda is lame

Also to each their own. I like it. Not as much as 2000.

At least we didn't get bdsm sparda this time.

becoming good was something really fucking crazy

It doesn't, what's crazy is how he was ok with working for Mundus at first at all lmao.
There is no dialogue in the games or novel that makes Sparda an ultra special demon that can never occur again ever. That's all just you, filling out logical gaps that the games never explained cause bingo is a hack.

Why would he be mad? He could have more demon grandbabies.
I’m a female, of the XX variety
Agreed.

this is the most faggy, non-DMC demon design ever.
It's like it's from an Alice in wonderland fan universe made by someone on Deviantart.
fuck how can anyone watch this garbage and think it's remotely faithful.
obviously it's a fan fiction shit that's completely at odds with the canon but even in spirit and tone it could not have missed the fucking mark harder.

Sparda, Trish, Matier
That's three character in the games, not mentioning the 2007 anime with that Romeo and Juliet episode lol.

what's crazy is how he was ok with working for Mundus at first at all lmao.

Not really, because all demons are evil by nature, Sparda being good comes from him rejecting that nature in exchange for justice, the game literally tells you this like in the first couple cutscenes

Why would he be mad?

Lady has a hate boner for Vergil

who the fuck is watching a netflix adaption in 2025 after the last decade of garbage? are you retarded?

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Trish

Trish was a double agent made to lure and kill Dante, she only becomes "good" as in free to do whatever she wants, after Mundus betrays her

Matier

Not a demon

Does she really? I never got that impression. Maybe briefly in 3 but dropped it quick after she realized it was her dad scheming. Vergil doesn’t want to destroy humanity he just wants power, and sometimes destroying humanity just happens along the way. At his core he’s not entirely hatable.

I miss dmc 4 trish, she was such a slag

Not really, because all demons are evil by nature

Said nowhere

Sparda being good comes from him rejecting that nature in exchange for justice

Wrong, Dante rejecting his demon nature didn't help him in 3 as well. The story is t about rejecting anyone's nature you muppet. It's about love, that's why Sparda changed, cause he can love.

the game literally tells you this like in the first couple cutscenes

It tells us what he did, no shit. The difference is how you are inserting bullshit about "nature" when it never was mentioned

mental gymnastics to justify how Trish doesn't count

Lmao, why is it hard for you to accept that not all demons are bad? Legit the first game I the series too.

Matier

Knew Sparda and is hinted at to have lived a long ass time. Doesn't sound like a regular human to me. And I'd she doesn't count than Lucia is right there too

Dante rejecting his demon nature didn't help him in 3 as well

Not talking about it literally, as in their demon blood and power, but about behaving like literal demons would and not doing this is what made Sparda different, the reason why it happened means little, the point is that no other demon ever did because demons are evil by default.

MY DMC

It was obvious how horrendous this show is going to be from the very first words in this twit

mental gymnastics

She's introduced as another literally evil demon and pretty much does whatever she wants after she's free

Matier

Still not a demon

Lucia

Not a real demon

decides to morph an existing IP into a critique piece for Iraq war and America and how muslims are perceived as a threat and demonised

the ward that happened 20 years ago and was criticised hundred times over

he does that in the year 2025

in the day and age when Israel is at war and is genociding and demonising the same muslims right now, but it's okay when jews do it apparently

What goes through the mind of that jeet?

no other demon ever did because demons are evil by default.

Pic related proves you wrong

She's introduced as another literally evil demon

Can't believe you're arguing that Trish isn't actually good lmao. You do realize she's a devil hunter too? She kills demons to protect humans, we see her do that in the anime and games.

Matier

That hag is but don't care still have other demons that are good

Lucia

Artificial demons, still are demons by the "nature" argument you love to dick ride much. So she counts.

Not a single demon was ever good until Sparda came along

OH MY KAMALA! THIS TOTALLY JUSTIFIES THERE BEING POOR BROWN DEMON REFUGEES

The Netflix show is trash you dumb nigger, that doesn't mean that having good demons is the problem, that's been in the series before. you just hate it cause it makes you uncomfortable seeing your politics attacked when what you should be focusing on is how the writing is utter shit.