SWITCH 2 WILL HAVE NO ESHOP MUSIC

Devoid of all soul

They're trying to make the most soulless console imaginable and they very well might succeed.

their reasoning is there's too many videos in the eshop and the music would get in the way... when they can just fade the music out...

Why are people telling lies about Nintendo?

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where's the lie?

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Okay, I'll take it.

No themes would be a much bigger deal for me.

snoys love to talk about nintendo more than tendies

Time to buy a PS5

Wii, DSi, & 3DS System Music really were the tits.
I think it was all mostly done by Totaka.
I really love the very first one. Very nostalgic.
Sept 2015 is great too.
youtu.be/Gx7sUmun6zE?si=7jJs6fiAI3okeavC

Switch didn't either
Lifeless OS

I recorded all of my re-downloads for the Wii, I should put it on youtube. I bet it counts as asmr. It's several hours long.

Lol, Probably.
Also add like "While my family opens Christmas presents in the background", "while my parents are asleep" or some other "nostalgic" background ambiance.
Normalfags will eat it up, trust me.

they composed one but didn't use it

I like this one too

Good ideas. Thanks, anon.

do you have any that aren't already uploaded?

I don't know what's uploaded or not, but I just checked and the video is 8 hours and 37 minutes long, and my taste is good.
There's gotta be something for everyone in there.

Oh damn, I never put that together. Pretty cool.

Switch2 will be utterly soulless

I'm shocked

Considering there's a 50/50 chance the switch 1 and 2 will be running the same OS image (like xbone and series) this was hardly unexpected.

it's not a os limitation, it's a design decision

This console is so fucking soulless

wtf, the switch1 had eshop music and they didn't let us hear it?!

Developers will say it was to "save on resources" when in actuality they just didn't care

nah it's cause of this

I don't know why they're so dedicated to making the UI/UX so fucking soulless.
The Wii had so much incredible music that they added a whole Wii section to their music app.

I don't know why

there's literally a link in OP explaining why
did none of you actually read it?

I simply don't believe the excuses they've given.

They don't want you to waste so much time not playing games! Gotta get those analytics up!

Fuck this company. Holy shit. What the fuck happened after the Wii U. The lack of soul is genuinely alarming man

Bullshit. Just a lame excuse for not putting effort into the presentation. If I want silence I'll just browse online.

polygon.com

yes, they're woketards, but who else grilled nintendo about the eshop music?

“Unlike back then, the eShop now has lots of videos that are showcasing the games,” Nintendo Switch 2 producer Kouichi Kawamoto said. “We didn’t want to intrude on that, so we don’t have music there.”

You can barely make an infinite scrolling page, and you want to have autoplaying videos?

And as others have mentioned, I call bullshit on this as well. Just mute the videos by default and fade the music if you select the banner with the video.

Think of the advertisers, anon. Ninty can't afford to lose them.

Only zoomers are mad at this.

I just hope the eShop doesn't run like trash. And that they actually have restrictions so we aren't spammed with 50 different shop entries for ULTRA DELUXE TRASH BUNDLE.

people complain about this

then turn around and laugh at nintendo for being kiddy

Retards, all of you.

infinite scrolling

cancer

autobuffering, autoplaying videos

more cancer

mute the videos

how about no videos? they usually showcase eye candy garbage the kike publishers instead of something useful