Why do gays love the new DK design so much?
Why do gays love the new DK design so much?
Progressivism. They just love changing good things for the sake of it, especially if it's vandalistic and separatistic
Looks like Donkey Kong
because it's gay? grow up
sage
Gays don't actually care about the new DK design.
Furries don't care for apes, they're a weird space on the animal kingdom that is a little too close to humans.
But furries love money and chasing trends, so they'll draw porn of the new DK game because its technically furry.
They made him to be appealing to the same female audience who plays zelda and mario kart. For some reason Nintendo's way of making male characters appealing to women is to make them gay.
Because NU Kong is drawn in a western tranny calarts style
Is this supposed to be an argument of some kind? You can give DK three legs and it would still look like DK, but it would look shit.
Only thing I hate about it is the big mouth reactions and that they have to stretch his eyebrows to the moon to make it look like he is angry because they removed Rare DK's cro magnon brow
I want to cream his warm guts
People who say degen shit like that even ironically deserved to be bullied relentlessly and hazed.
and sadly nitnendo panders to them
Furries don't care for apes,
That's why they are happy they made him look more human, gave him more human expressions and even clothes.
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yah das some gooner ah diddy ah freak shit dat weird dawg
No, the Diddy Kong fags are more freaky
They want to fuck a gorrila
I don't know, man. Hiyaku and StacticLustDemons have made plenty of extremely hot monkey porn.
yah das sum diddy ah gooner ah shieet dats weird dog das sum dunya ah shiit fr dawg dem be gonna gets wetin be come give dem
Funny face
Bara fags are not human
I don't know OP, why do you love it?
either use Smash or Mario Kart model
They can't help being dishonest too
clearly raises his unibrow to express curiosity
and nutendo shills say old dk can't show emotions
Didn't ask.
I am a gay furry and I care for the new DK design.
le quirky manbo bara
That newspapers paper bop at the end
See, and people think Nu DK is anything as close to having as much soul as that idle animation. I swear to god the majority who lap up Nintendo's flanderization of its characters a literal kids easily swayed by jingly keys.
Subtlety is dying. Unless a mascot does faces like this, it isn't "expressive" enough these days. Dare they look at peak mascots during the PS1/N64 era; what they fould find is that most of them were actually pretty cagey with their emotions. Crash just looks insane 99% the time, Banjo relaxed, Conker zooted.
Subtlety is dying
in some ways yes, in other ways it's one of the biggest cancers rn, see botw overworld """"""""""""""music""""""""""""""""
It's wild how people post stuff like that and then act surprised when threads turn into a circus. Irony or not, it just feeds the weirdness cycle.
They’re in the minority
Why do you keep spamming threads?
Same reason they like the crash 4 redesigns.
the ugly fat fuck DK was made for homosexuals & 'bara' fags.
dem no fuck di geh. dem fuck di orobo monkey. it na no bi di way
same in 6th gen desu. picrel for example just looks locked in except for 3 cutscenes. dunno why they had to turn donkey kong into a saturday morning cartoon character of all characters
Every time I think I'm getting used to it I see something that instantly makes me hate it again. Picrel is 1:1 Seth Rogan's Jewish rape face from the movie.
Why can Sega fans get Sonic fixed but Nintendo fans hoover up whatever is on the plate?
nintendo could easily improve the design till release but criticism gets drowned out by shilling and asskissing from blue checkmarks.
too teethy.
when has nintendo ever improved a design based on public criticism? genuine question.
We're lucky if they get rid of Mario's cheek tumors in MKW
Mario movie designs got tweaked a bit IIRC, maybe some stuff in Smash Bros. and Wind Waker at least never got a proper sequel because people bitched about toon graphics
He's big and masculine, but also cute and non-threatening.
like nintendo has a shortage of cute characters. almost makes me wish this bad boy back
Ironically the last thing the developers behind this made was the Mario vs. Donkey Kong remake
Fags have been gay for DK for years, this is such a stupid image. It's like pointing to one of the smash redesigns of Bowser and acting as if tons of men don't want him in their asses or whatever.
Never seen so many fagposts about Donkey Kong and it makes sense since they made him more human
why did they give him 2d feather fur
I guarantee those first six posts are all the same person.
You tell us
calarts style
along with the "corporate globohom" style, this unironically goes back to the Frankfurt school. Deliberate ugliness to agitate and demoralize.
fur shading and destructible environments environments at the same time would be too much for switch. it's no ps2
Woe this actually looks better
Nintendo be like
they didn't even give him fur in the new mario kart (he has terrible rim lighting as well)
It's amazing their technology is still worse than gamecube games.
The biggest problem with this game is that the world looks too random and not at all like part of the DK universe. I bet everyone thought it's a new Mario at first
I bet everyone thought it's a new Mario at first
only for a second and then i thought the textures and the grass look too cheap for mario. also the first thing you see is a rock with the typical rare eyes (which is weird since dk no longer looks like rare)
That Wikipedia page is some good drama.
it's an edit moron
this proves japan has less soul than the west
yeah it looks worse than odyssey in terms of visuals.
Also Bowsers fury had structure and actual level design.
there was thought and platforming behind the catshines (even though the items fucking ruin everything.) it felt like they were on to something.
They just threw everything out. DK bananas don't have any structure. no menu to keep track of them, they're just laying around and there's no platforming.
donkey kong was always a parody of king kong, and mario a homage to popeye, if he looks wacky it's okay. cartoons from the 30s and 40s didn't hold back on expressions.
yeah it looks worse than odyssey in terms of visuals.
You mean the game with realistic humans and random artstyle changes that made no sense and looked like shit? LMAO, Odyssey is and will always be garbage.