Games about playing God?

Literally and mechanically

you will live to have a mammoth steak in your lifetime

Blue-eyed black Africans already exist.

this is what's going to be the Great Filter. not nukes, not AI, not climate disaster; it'll be this shit. Once you pop the genemod top, there is NO stop. Just more and more genetic edits until nightmares come to end us all.

resurrect mammoths

when the world is heating up

Why?

get in the fucking tank

become a genejack

If we can bring back mammoths then I'm sure we can shorten their fur or something.

Does elephant look tasty? I don't think mammoth will be tasty dude. looks like chewy sinewy meat that tastes like an unseasoned boiled meat.

They just brought the dire wolf back from extinction.

Proof of concept. They don't care about mammoths, much less that it's not mammoths but a hybrid of a modern elephant, same with the newly 'resurrected' Dire Wolves (just normal wolves with dire wolf genes slapped in). All proofs of the actual concept: "If you are rich, we will take all of your money and turn you into a Super God who lives 300 years with a hyper-penis and massive hair growth" which is what they actually want.

how do you know the mammoths weren't causing the ice age?

What a CRUEL and ANGRY God!

Setup for bringing back other extinct animals like thylacines

Carnivorous war mammoths that will live off a diet consisting of Tuvans, Urals and Tartars to make way for the eventual colonization of the greater steppe.

I dunno, they got mass-hunted to EXTINCTION, there has to be something good about mammoth to justify that hysterical level of overhunting

cat girls that never age past 12 when? oh right, hags will ban it

One mammoth probably fed an entire tribe for a week.

Gotta be better than munching on a rat or bug burger desu. If Grug and his clan could eat it then we could do the same with a little salt and spice.

old man yells at cloud

it wont be trve mammoth steak because our mammoth avatar project is basically just making elephants grow hair. it wont be any different from regular elephant meat unfortunately

From Dust

What's stopping us from injecting delicious cow meat genes too then, huh??

While this is true, there was still plenty of other mega-fauna to hunt; the mammoths being totally wiped out speaks to some level of "oh damn mammoth is tasty on top of being huge and providing sick furs"

global warming doesn't "heat" up the planet. It throws our climate into chaos (like winter getting longer, or summer getting hotter)

human can 90% survive it, but can plant (oxygen producer) and animal (part of ecosystem)?

Perhaps the fact that they are fucking gigantic, easy to hunt(if you prepare properly, they are apparently very susceptible to primitive fall traps) and can keep a small village fed for at least a month? it's not like meat quality was relevant to perennially half starving hunter-gatherers that cannot preserve food for long periods of time anyway,

cute!

how old are you?

Only an idiot would've eaten a dinosaur littered with intestinal bugs that are the size of your fist. Mammoth was clearly the safer option.

Nothing, really. Do you want to not sleep tonight? Then guess what: they isolated the genes they think are responsible for human language function, and they put them into fucking lab rats. The rats developed... differently.

It was a warning, not an endorsement.

But that's probably the only possible chance for humanity to be able to survive in space long term. It's either that or becoming borgs.

As in, they are artistic incels and never got a rat gf.

implying you will be able to live the planet

Space is for the elites. Poorshit dirt eaters will live and die on their planets of origin.

aieeee an elephant with hair!!! how can mankind survive???

Skavens not even once

blue eyes and blond hair will become a selectable traits in designer babies in the future. I know that this will be extremely popular in east asia when it becomes possible.

Afterlife

Source?

patterns and repetition

But that's probably the only possible chance for humanity to be able to survive in space long term.

They're not thinking that. They don't give a shit about that. All the gene people care about is a shitload of money they can make. Eventually this leads to mass genetic discrepancies.

That's a very good book. Even better than the movie.

I look forward to scientists resurrecting ancient diseases that we have no immunity for.

npr . org /2025/02/18/nx-s1-5296947/human-gene-variant-alters-the-voices-of-mice

Designer babies are never going to happen because racism, also health issues probably.

No you dont get it, I WANT Jurassic Park to happen.

...but you wanted them to have bigger claws and teeth.

This but a Cambrian aquarium.

Not my problem

brings back the Black Death with extra mutations

Space is for the elites

Have you seen how astronauts have to live? If anything, it's the poorshits that are getting sent off to the Moon station to mine uranium while living in a pod and having nothing but shitflix archive for entertainment, Matrix-tier slop for food and recycled piss for water.

but why? people can just watch "jurassic park tour 2025" on youtube and it will kill the park.

Personally I think grey eyes are cooler, I want grey eyes.

It was shit, though.

No, that's probably the MAIN thing on their mind. Who do you think is going to be going to space and colonizing it first. Rich and wealthy bloodlines of course. And they're going to make sure they are as paragon as possible to allow for this.

They've BEEN happening for almost 20 years now dingus, extreme designer babies will 100% become a thing and nobody is going to stop it

I mean it's not like any of us have ever had elephant meat to compare.

I'm pretty old, you little shit

yeah yeah, the hubris of mankind or whatever.
now when can I get them as pets?

Who do you think is going to be going to space and colonizing it first.

...robots, anon. Nobody is actually going to space. The rich do not want to die on the moon. Robots will do all the mining and work.

Designer babies are never going to happen because racism, also health issues probably.

Like I said, it will become extremely popular in Asia.
especially South Korea, the plastic surgery capital of the world.

Okay Muldoon

They constantly try to ban fucking drawings out of jealousy, do you really think that's not going to happen?

Space is for the elites.

Nah, stuff like Gundam where the poorfags all got pushed out to the colony’s and earth is for the elite seems more likely. Being in space sucks ass once you get past the novelty.

Surprise surprise chemicals don't just stop being chemicals because they work inside the body and guess what hormone is closely related to melanin?

Then why do people still go to regular amusement parks?

Fuckin retard.

You wanted the mice woolly

genetically modified videogames when?

The rich do not want to die on the moon.

Nigga, the rich wanna OWN the moon. They want to own every piece of orbiting rock this universe has.

you will never be a whaler on the moon

Out to the colony’s what?

idk

Robert Muldoon wanted them all killed.

The raptors anyway.

Shin Megami Tensei

AI intelligent enough to automate every creative field

Gentically modified Wooly mice

Cloning

Athletic robots

Still no cure for cancer

Still no cure for aging

Still no cure for balding

Still have to work to death until 65

Hmm...

we don't need to risk wolly mice being released into the ecosystem by irresponsible pet owners. I already have to deal hunting gold fish in my park.

Anon. Let me repeat it: THE RICH ARE NOT GOING TO GO ANYWHERE. Nobody is living on the moon, on mars, or in a space station. Especially not weak faggoty watery wimps like the rich are.

you wanna give a source

their and earth

copyright autism in spess

when you don't even have the means to claim let alone hold those barren chunks of ice and rock

Sounds like a good one way ticket towards the dark forest timeline desu.

You have to consider that for thousands of years that they were hunted humanity was basically in a extinction scenario. The ice age basically caused us to evolve into the high powered thinking machine we are simply because we starved for days then killed a mammoth and got that huge boost of nutrients to keep going until you kill the next one.

Releases Dire Wolves into your park

Not my problem

AI no joke is will 100 cure a few types of cures in our life times. Not as a hey its possible but as a we are using it currently to preform the task to make the cure.

No money to be made in a cure.

Treatments on the other hand...

Most megafauna got wiped out wherever humans went so it's not like the mammoths stood out

SINGING MICE? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT SLEEPING EVER AGAIN!!!
Seriously, what's so scary here?

yeah the real hell of this is that there's going to be SHITloads of designer pets who then are not cared for, escape, and breed genetic horrors into an already-collapsing ecosystem.

Nobody wants to really bring them back outside of human retardation to be "first"
But to play devils advocate: The earth will enter another "ice age" someday soon so it's not like they'd be completely pointless.

He thinks it will stop with mice.

TL note: someday soon means 10,000 years in the future

i want designer babies to happen. being an ugly autistic mutt has made my life measurably worse.

AI no joke is will 100 cure a few types of cures in our life times

Super babies have actually already been born. Mostly in china.
We're already there and as always it's slowly making itself more common.

contrarians, man. we inject mice and they start to talk differently and act differently "ohhh what's so scary" motherfucker talking like the first guy who dies in the horror movie

So, singing dogs and talking cats are supposed to be scary? Or what else they gonna learn to talk? Indians? Too filthy for lab experiments, not gonna happen.

when will scientists modify human gene so that future gens will be immune to radiation

counter point
woolly mice are very nice

he can't live forever

Ngmi

even in the most technologically advanced societies you still need to give people something to do for 8 hours a day or they'll start going crazy just look at covid

motherfucker talking like the first guy who dies in the horror movie

Your mistake is thinking that it would still be a horror movie when anyone with IQ in at least 2 digits is involved

Am I weird If I wanna take a ratto and put em next to my ears? Something about their feel whiskers and constant sniffing makes it so ticklish

already here. also you're not left out, anon: the horror of crispr is that it could edit YOU. Take out your DNA, change it, insert back, boom.

make a hairy mouse

we can totally resurrect dinosaurs guise just give us a little more money

We'd need tardigrade and some astral-bacteria mods too, since both have been found to have extreme radiation resistance

There's just no stopping the march of technology, this stuff and ai, humans have never once in their history actually thought things through before taking the plunge in science and understanding, we just have to live with our future manmade horrors that inevitably come from these fuzzy little mice

Mammoths absorb heat with their thick fur, allowing the planet to calm down.

they can have my money if they can make more cute critters

that's only for rich people

Not yet, not at first. I'll tell you why: they NEED genetic information and testing. They need as many genomes they can get their hands on to find rare and valuable genes to use, and they need to test this before they kill Billionaire #32 with a bad combo of genes.

people complain about this but then pretend like surrogacy and ivf are okay and normal

money that could be better used to make state mandated catgirl gfs instead

Grim

Here are your "dire wolves"

Still no cure for cancer

Still no cure for aging

Nobody gives a fuck about developing cure for something that can empty your whole desperate family's lifetime savings

Still no cure for balding

And nobody gives enough shit about this, plus wigs exist

Still have to work to death until 65

The moment you have no use is the moment there's no need for you. Just be glad there's no mandated hammer-assisted euthanasia the moment you're no longer fit for slave labor.

so i can finally become tall and good looking?

Yeah, yeah, whatever. When can we make actual pokemon real is the actual question.

Lizards and birds are a whole different ballpark to map and modify genetically. A shame cause theres a lot more extinct bird species it’d be great to “revive”. Obviously there’s stuff like the Dodo but also more recently extinct species like the Carolina Parakeet.

We were promised jetpacks and wooly mammoths by now

We already have boars massively fucking up places. Imagine how worse it's going to get. At least you can probably be a faggot jewish kike down the line I guess and monetize it like how some people are doing it right now.

jetpacks exist and are predictably as shitty and impractical as anyone with a brain would have guessed

yeah and flying cars would be the norm today

We were promised jetpacks

Decent band.
youtube.com/watch?v=CrClEf2kkZY

If you have the money, most likely yes.

gave up on agrav vehicles and cybernetics a while ago

get all the gay political shit of a cyberpunk hellscape with 0% of the cool stuff that people would actually want

a worn drone copter seem cooler anyways

this could've been us

I don't think that'll do shit past 25

Manmade horrors within my comprehension SOON.

Ya Polish people

because you can totally avoid getting killed by not riding on death machine? compared to coming to a place where everything is a living death machine?

nuke India
nuke Israel
nuke China
nuke Russia
kill all kike billionaires
kill all sandniggers and their worshippers
kill all communist and tankies

Cyberpunk utopia achived in less than a decade

cyberpunk

utopia

Does not compute

resurrect extinct species by using fancy tricks that are allowed with in the RULES OF NATURE

hurr durr this is playing God

Call me back when you can create something out of nothing and just a completely new species at the snap of your fingers.

you aren't allowed to use genetic engineering to phase out down syndrome, dwarfism, harley queen babies and diseases because... because you just can't okay!

Okay, but why?

because it's not profitable

That only could ever be achieved if those among us who share this line of thought make an army more advanced than the rest of the world's combined, because that's what it'll have to face to achieve listed goals.

this t b h

My ancestor :)

They should make multicolor mice, I'd pay greatly for a golden mice

You know there were other mammoths that aren't woolly right?

counterpoint, if there's nothing else to compare it to and all standards of modern categorization call them mammoths then they still count as mammoths

How convenient where the term doesn't actually matches the definition.

you're assuming if Jurassic Park were a real thing it'd be just generally open to joe schmo
it wouldn't be making it's money off peons it'd be making money off the 0.1% spending fuckloads to make their own dinosaurs and see shit they think is above the lower class

they gave mice wooly fur first instead of giving chickens tails, claws or teeth from their dormant genes

The "dire wolves" we apparently have aren't that big right now. When will these dire wolves actually reach maturity?

Dire wolves vs Borzois

Imagine the carnage

HE'S NOT JOKING

anon, dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago, humans started to evolve from monke 2 million years ago

I want aurochs back.

what is a clear technological breakthrough that benefited from torturing animals?

we found out animals don't like being tortured

that's just how it works, you think earth would stay cool forever because we had several ice ages in the past?

a lot of shit you use every day without thinking

All dogs don't go to heaven

Probably dozens upon dozens of medicaments which saved millions of lives.

Like those horseshoe crabs, their blood is apparently like a fucking elixir.

Going off of existing wolf species around a year. But if they do get substantially bigger it will probably take longer.

Are you sure? Did the animals say that?

Apparently it's not enough that mice can't survive in Antarctica

i dont get why people always meme about this
a dinosaur irl would just get its head blown off like literally every other large animal that exists today
the only reason any predator is still alive is because humans are stopping other humans from killing them

What other animals do you want to see made wooly?

Girls' pussies

Snakes would be pretty funny I think

Wooly Tiger, I guess.

You do not want chickens having any of those things.

Here is a tip goldfish hate car batteries.

If we could make Dinosaurs most deaths would occur from retarded owners desu. Like that dude in Florida who got killed by a Cassowary. Come to think Florida would just become even more of a disaster zone of invasive species.

Fuck that. I want what these worms had applied to mice so we can get some REAL Super Saiyan Mice

This is actually smart, creating the weakness before the threat. You need wooly mice to scare the wooly mammoths.

Catgirl gfs to coincide with the eventual ecological collapse. My own personal Anurassa to cuddle up with as the world dies.

cute garloid

One day megafauna will thrive again.

it's real

No, fuck this

Florida man rapes T-Rex with his bear hands

Why the fuck haven't they revived some dinosaurs or even a fucking mammoth? I want to see a mammoth, I want to see how powerful it is.

Lol

m-m-MUH GAMES ABOUT

Games about you leaving this website forever?

They really need to stop making Jurassic Park movies. The only good one was the first one. Every one after just gets progressively worse.

a grey wolf but white

idk normal dog breeds are more impressive than this

How bad would it be if some chink or african just dumped all of their bugs into this country

just wait till you hear how americans call petrol
what a crazy world we live in!

Shouldn’t they be retarded then? They haven’t existed ever is what I’m saying how do they know what to do. Like those mutant wolfs they just made.

I dont think anything some scientists can cook up in a lab can cause more damage than simple boat stowaways have over the years

nowhere on earth is cold

we fluffed the hair of these mice

IT IS TOTES A WOOOLY MAMMOTH MOUSE

The sad part is all these revived animals are going to be way too expensive to eat for decades at least. I just want to eat some gigantic brontosaurus ribs like Fred Flintstone.

Some worms have jaws

Primal instincts, life defaults to trying to survive by any means necessary, even if the shape life takes is less than suited for survival, under normal circumstances the process is called evolution in which failed designs die out, and successful designs keep on existing and adapting.

Except if you are a crocodile, those motherfuckers apparently reached the peak of evolution and will never change because they are already perfect life forms according to nature and evolution.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caecilian
what the fuck

heh, got me good.
although that is probably more of a "played by god" situation

Albino niggers already exist.
Alas, you can still identify them as niggers.

how i be looking at you niggas

chosing a eye color that millions already have

ill take the yellow eyes and white hair genes thank you very much

I wouldn't be entirely surprised if we are able to genetically alter adults to take on certain traits sometime in the next twenty years.

Except if you are a crocodile, those motherfuckers apparently reached the peak of evolution and will never change because they are already perfect life forms according to nature and evolution.

They have changed a lot over time, though. In fact, what we have now is just a sliver of the power they used to hold in earlier portions of the Cenozoic. Go back just 50,000 years and you'll find shit like giant land crocodilians in Australia and tree crocodilians in Fiji.

Enjoy the jaundice nigga

I don't care about genetics, call me when we can get mechanical upgrades, I will go full robocop.

we would lose our crops. Japanese Beatles already devastate our crops and Lionfish screw up our coral reefs.

>gave up on agrav vehicles and cybernetics a while ago

jokes on you the US government is still researching it, some 21st century papers exist

Got excited about potential chimeric animal abominations

Not actual wooly mammoth genes

Just extra fluffy mice basically. It's neat still but I want shit like them putting those glowing jellyfish genes into animals so they glow in the dark

t. craves the strength and certainty of steel

domesticate direwolves into diredogs

giant huskys incoming that shit literal bricks

Yet, it would be every white girls dream

those legs

She looks like she fucks male Neanderthals.

We already got tiger mosquitos here in the west coast and they're more annoying than what we used to have. They 'shotgun' bite, as in bite multiple times within a few seconds and they also go for your ankles. And even then they'll still bite you anywhere else if they feel like it. Also American chestnut trees almost went extinct thanks to some chink fungus.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me...

The days of Genetically Engineered Cat Girls is finally nearly here and now you're getting cold feet?

wooly mice

Based.

oh didn't say I'm getting cold feet, I'm all-in on this evil shit, I just won't pretend it's not going to annihilate our species

You are a retard
We are genetically sequencing animal DNA to artifically recreate them, not unfreezing them from ice fully formed. There is no way to resurrect ancient bacteria this way unless we find some alive and clone it on purpose.
Stop watching children's cartoons

It would be cool for scientists to be able to instantly domestic any animal through gene injection. Love these little niggas like you won't believe.

There is no way to resurrect ancient bacteria this way

already happened

having a pet bear may be a possibility

Big Floppa catdog

guards the house and warms your heart

What the flying fuck? I know about the "amphibian snake" but I had no idea they had weird shark mouths.

For me? Well, I'd like a pet green anaconda, a massive hulk of pure muscles and power, so soft and nice to the touch, very pretty and won't crush my bones.

youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk

Nobody spliced a wolf embryo with direwolf DNA to spawn Cholera 2. What you're thinking of is people uncovering old caves, deep sea trenches and the like with unknown organisms, a practice that already existed before genetic splicing known as "palaeontology"

catdog

I think we're going too far.

domestic fennec foxes

Anon Babbleros...

i don't think we should make Kleers real

And then Florida man fucked it.

sent off to the Moon station to mine uranium

That sounds uniquely awful.

Soon

how the fuck are whirry sped copters cooler than a jet engine?

Do you know much about the Belyaev experiments? Might be able to do the same thing with these foxes as well, a lot sooner than we'll work out viable gene editing

Well jet engines are hot, so obviously fan blades would be cooler.

we don't need to risk wolly mice being released into the ecosystem

Why not? That's cool as shit.

To be honest, it's because the worn-copter makes it look like you have two giant pauldrons. Jetpacks are awesome but I like the idea of a personal flying machine being more chunky and imposing.

yea I saw a video about it.
we really were born too early to fully enjoy all of the amazing tech that's coming out.

The shadow government wishes to supress humanities progress, there are thousands of names of scientists, inventors and lucky tinkerers who have all died because they found a way that could advance humanity and there'll be a thousand more

I heard once they wanted to farm them for their wool

I hear PSAs on the radio regularly about invasive Asian beetles.

Yeah it's more likely humans hunted a bunch of other shit that fucked with the ecosystem the mammoth resided in. mammoths being fucking gigantic means they presumably need an assload of food and likely died due to a lack of safe grazable land because human territory was massive compared to most predators.

ehh, isn't a requirement for beefy presence but i can envision what you mean
i did like these weird scifi hover things from quake 2 though, but those were more futurstic glowie antigrav stuff instead of actual loud helicopters and looked kinda goofy and awkawrd (in a good way)

lel

Farm Simulator

It's very profitable, it brings down the number of dead weight

Spore

nigger it is literally snowing outside right now

b-but it's getting hot in california

good
die calicucks

it brings down the number of dead weight

that doesn't make big pharma money

men will get sex bots, women will get Dire Wolf. Everyone happy.ttsgj

he is unaware of the sheer $$$ generated by moralcucking people into keeping the dead weight alive

I THINK THEY SHOULD BRING BACK NEANDERTHALS BECAUSE I WANT A NEANDERTHAL QT GF

No, they'll get BBC (Big Bear Cock)

lmao
they will get their dire knots and all you're getting is crushing existence as a sweatshop slave, sweaty

smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/can-bringing-back-mammoths-stop-climate-change-180969072/

Bringing mammoth-like creatures back to the tundra could, in theory, help recreate the steppe ecosystem more widely. Because grass absorbs less sunlight than trees, this would cause the ground to absorb less heat and in turn keep the carbon pools and their greenhouse gases on ice for longer. Large numbers of the animals would also trample snow cover, stopping it from acting like insulation for the ground and allowing the permafrost to feel the effects of the bitter Arctic winters. Again, this would, in theory, keep the ground colder for longer.

invasive Asian beetles

BTS?

Curing patients is not a sustainable business practice

Viva Pinata

I want Dino Crisis to happen

FTFY

we need more man-made abominations in our ecosystem
files.catbox.moe/mw5iql.jpg

"Look at these hecking cute rats ohmygwad!!!!"

And then you will be loudly defending this shit to the end because "MUH DEAD ELEPHANTS" while they will silently abandon that goal in favor of adding more melanin and easily detachable foreskin into your children and siblings while you're not loooking.

detachable foreskin

Will it be edible?

Why'd this fucking rope just bite me?

You would have to basically cuck the bear out of 90% of what makes it a bear to make it safe as a domestic animal. At this point the question would be "Isn't it TOO much?"
Speeding up the domestication of less dangerous animals seems like a more worthwhile effort. I could also see it be used to "pacify" extremely aggressive wild animals through modified agents to have friendlier to humans offspring, increasing overall safety

Autosage

fuck you janny

still no safe option for penis enlargement

No cure for cancer

Blame the pharma unironically. It's way easier to cure in many cases than people make it out to be, even if tedious.

that one doctor who said "FUCK you" and modified her own genes to beat her cancer

god willing the day comes soon where pharma is destroyed

Realistically it's just sensationalism to guarantee more funding for general genetic research.

when is science gonna be able to turn me into a wolf

If frog, why snake shaped?

Still no cure for cancer

There prob is and big pharma is hiding it. But also there's over 100 types of cancer with most requiring different treatments. Even if you "cure" cancer, there's still 99 cancers to go.

Yes we already have ways to manipulate the weather plants grow in to match native climates
Its called a greenhouse and heater/humidifier/fan

Even if you "cure" cancer, there's still 99 cancers to go.

nnnnnnoooOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO stop stop stop stop, you're not ALLOWED nuance and complexity, cancer is a single homogeneous affliction with a single homogeneous cure that is being hidden by a single homogeneous government cult!!!!!! Isn't that so much cleaner and simpler than actual thinking?

But anon you couldn't afford it anyways it'll be a rich/powerful people thing they go to cause its new

The methods are still mostly the same. The problem is how fast some of them fuck you up and how slow some people are to realize they have it, resulting in most potent treatments being very harmful even if it gets cured.

Can't wait to make females with perfect macromastia (skin is stretchy so won't rip) and add cow udder into the mix

post that you're SEA shitskin without posting you're SEA shitskin

"hey anon, here's your futuristic dystopian society you always wanted!"

it's Cruelty Squad

is will

to preform

SAAR

Then where's my shit smelling orb armor?

its already here anon just look in the mirror

we can probably already do this with red light therapy and copper peptides