My zoomer gf unironically wants to see this movie with me what do

my zoomer gf unironically wants to see this movie with me what do

Kill her

She wants the big Steve

WIFE wants ro see this shit
Movies targeted at women succeed because they love to coonsoom just for the sake or it

oh just go see it and have fun. No one thinks the movie is good it's just a giant irl shitpost

Just go, who cares?
If you love someone, you shouldn't mind meeting them half way for things.
Anyway, the movie is funny to laugh at because it's "cringekino" as they say.

You're fully to blame for being in a relationship with a retard. Isn't that also illegal?

Why are you dating a 12yo

take her to it and have fun, dont try too hard to be cool

It's depressing zoomers don't know anything but modern garbage

This but unironically.

his zoomer gf is 26

I'm 38 and my gf is 20

Just go, it's a fun movie.

close anon, i'm 27 she is 18
you assume I am not a career criminal

Take her to see it and then buy her a minecraft happy meal

minecraft.webm - 338x600, 2.84M

god I hate this fat unfunny faggot

close anon, i'm 27 she is 18

You guys are going to breakup soon anyway, just go while you can.

Get drunk

Guffaw like a yokel every time Minecraft Steve says a Minecraft item name

That's my plan at least. And I guarantee That's her plan too, if she's a keeper.

Same but Steve's World was kino, this is Jack Black's best role since the Tenacious D movie.

she would love that desu
bet

I got high and had a great time, but I definitely prefer drinking.

Dump her for a middle age woman and say you only like full grown women so it fucks her confidence up for the rest of her life.

that would imply some sort of development or ability to learn from past experiences

Go see it, retard. How bad could it possibly be? It isn't even 2 hours long

Next time you guys have sex, scream out CHICKEN JOCKEY when you bust a fat nut in her pussy.

Miyazaki-pilled

having a gf

fuck you, fuck you, seriously

do NOT get zoomer gf. they have the weirdest fetishes

They couldn't even ask him to get the actual steve cut ? Since hit fat fucking ass won't lose weight. Jack only plays jack like the rock only plays himself in movies.

Rape her

wtf youre a zoomer too why are you using the word zoomer as if shes an alien?

get gf

immediately notice all her flaws and want a better one

too submissive and polite to ever break up

t. has never had a gf

zoomer gf

OP is a cuck

Such as?

I know that feel, I usually wait to breakup until they cheat. LOL!

t. never into zoomie gf

Jack Black is rich, and despite this he is comfortable walking around looking like that. He doesn't groom himself, doesn't get nice clothes, doesn't get on Ozempic, doesn't try to even attempt to look better.

I guess in a way it must be nice being comfortable with yourself.

Kill her, move to Detroit, then start a new identity as an underground snuff film maker.

I literally cant get rid of her it sucks
true lmao she would probably be cool if I wanted to fuck her as minecraft steve >too submissive and polite to ever break up
I am neither and do break up with her when shes bad but she literally wont leave and she is a freak

They couldn't even ask him to get the actual steve cut ?

they wanted this look

DUDE LET'S RECORD OURSELVES GOING TO MCDONALDS AND GETTING THE MINECRAFT KID'S MEAL! THE INTERNET WILL LOVE IT! WE'RE GROWN MEN BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER!

Normalfags are probably just as cringe, if not worse, than the weeb/incel crowd.

Bro, he already had the Steve cut. Are you retarded?

NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE FUN YOU NEED TO JACK OFF IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT LIKE I DO WHILE I "APPLY" TO JOBS!!!

You're a faggot, dude.

I got a steve cut for ya

There are zoomers? They're just millennials but with shittier style.

Lmao, this nigga ain't got no friends to eat McDonald's with.

Wholesome and funny
Spider tat dude fucks

Go play football and lift weights at the gym, normalfag. You're just a carbon copy of your dudebros.

FUNFACT: They all have flaws

Go play football and lift weights at the gym, normalfag. You're just a carbon copy of your dudebros.

I will, have fun getting NO PUSSY, EVER!!! FAGGOT! And I have better taste in video games, and more than you ever will. You poor faggot!

Take her to the movie. Road head there.
Theater head. Road head back.

Yea, nothing happens in life until you blame yourself for everything and focus on your own flaws

le unironical tradvice

boopstracks

t. One of the retards in that webm anon posted.

Go on a weekday during school hours, unless you want people to throw popcorn at each other.

Classic borderline. You got a keeper. Good luck!

If you have or have ever had a gf you reserve zero right to complain about anything in your life especially on this website

Is that an insult? Those guys have friends, like me. Can you say the same?

Having a gf isn't that great, lose some weight and find out for yourself.

host a watchparty with the jeetcut and invite ur other zoomie friends over to riff on it

See the movie with her, faggot.

holy shit you sound like an absolute moron
how did you even get to the non-mainstream part of the internet? maybe you should go back there

I honestly enjoyed it and I can't really explain why. I guess they didn't give jack black enough rope to hang himself and didn't focus too much on the onions main kid and his gay journey.

You're going to break up soon

Bitter roastoid. If it does happen then it would be the fault of the roastoid cycle, he has a chance to save her.

Sugar babies aren't girlfriends, grandpa

????
Anon Babble is super normie
more people know about the chins than reddit which many think stopped working during covid

it's a fun movie to watch with friends

bros acting like tards for fun

lol

bros acting like tards for fun, zoomers

NOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE

I knew a guy, similar age, similar relationship. She ended up being the reason we broke off because I couldn't stand her ass, and she had real issues that weren't being addressed. The relationship felt less helpful and more like a simple indulgence of lust. That aside though, it's a fun time.

You need to leave. It's time to go.

Go see it with her. You want your girlfriend to be happy, right?

Not your personal blog fag

young people threaten Anon Babble anons, its so funny
regretting your youth gramps? never worked out for you bud?

The fuck is your problem? Jack Black is fvnny and he was great in this movie

But I saw the minecraft movie already, there's no reason to go outside for at least 6 more months.

thinking women without penises post on Anon Babble

LOL faggot retard!

Will you be dressed as Steve? Will the theater call the cops on you for yelling "Chicken Jockey" in the screening room?

OP
this is how the world works, this is the 'lowest common denominator', media is not only media in the context of entertainment for an individual, it's also 'something to do' with friends / family / lovers, whatever. In this context even 'shit' or 'slop' media has a stronger purpose in generating conversations and getting to know the other.
For the singular soul you want only the best of the best experiences to indulge in.
For social purposes, anything is good and useful. One of the many reasons 99% of all media is 'shit'. We won't remember these kinds of movies in 20 years but they serve there purpose in shouting and throwing popcorn at the screen with your fellow teenage lads.

I don't understand how people get gfs
guess it's just impossible when you're autistic

Just be in decent shape and you'll just meet them naturally through work or friends. If you're not in decent shape, just open some dating apps and trick women.

I have a wife. Can you say the same?

I don't work or have friends

A man can have the soul of a bitter roastoid, he's called a simp.

did u sex

Try to have sex with her in the cinema. Best case scenario, you get kicked out

I'm sorry you didn't have friends in high school. I didn't either but I did find some eventually.

I'm guessing it's a "it's so bad we just have to see it for ourselves" type of thing? And then when it is just as bad as the maymays online suggest, everyone drops their 10/10 ironic review? Zoomer irony is going to save another pile of trash, and they wonder why garbage keeps succeeding

At this point, there's just a shit-ton of energy around seeing it.

Pool's closed?

aw man, now i can't complain

Then open some dating apps and trick women into hanging out with you.

Don't listen to him, he's full of fucking shit. I used to be in excellent shape and had tons of friends and I still had a hard fucking time picking up girls. That's lazy bullshit advice spoken by normalfags who have never suffered in their entire meaningless lives.

P.s. autism isn't real

You're just fat and retarded, 28 and 18 year olds don't work out lol

Don't listen to him, he's full of fucking shit. I used to be in excellent shape and had tons of friends and I still had a hard fucking time picking up girls. That's lazy bullshit advice spoken by normalfags who have never suffered in their entire meaningless lives.

t. has no personality

how did you do it bro?
im 32 and most 20 year olds are like braintotted zoomers who i cant make a conection with

It was probably his vibrant personality and good looks

Did I just hear your last egg dying?

Autistic females exist too.
My advice is to go to a place where you can do one of your favorite things, and you'll likely meet grils similar to you.
Have passion for Tennis or some shit? Go to a public court and meet tennis niggas.
Like Card games? Go to a card shop and play people.
If they don't want to play with you, just move on and don't be bothered by it.
Hardest part is approaching strangers, but once you break through and don't spill the sghetti, you're good.

P.s. autism isn't real

wonders why he can't pick up girls

based

Sounds like you have unusual expectations or are limiting your ability to connect based on media you saw as a kid or something retarded like that.
The life you've lived so far isn't magically alien from people 10 years younger, even if things like the economic factors.

try looking for common ground and don't dwell on dumb shit like "uh I can't relate to her because she doesn't remember anamorphs!"

My grandfather wasn't an alien to me just because he lived 55 years before I was born. So why would you pretend like someone 10, hell even 15 years younger than is unrelatable.

go and then use the "chicken jockey" part to go way too far and get escorted out by the ushers

i went to smash and fighting game tournaments for years and the amount of girls I encountered I can count on one hand

Literally, a 20 year old girl will never date a 38 year old man if he doesn't fit 1+ of these criteria

wealthy / sugar arrangement

famous

under duress

she is ugly or fat

You are being a disingenuous faggot

i'm 27 she is 18

Why not date a woman your age?

No "he's hot"

Lol, lmao, holy cope.

Cry about it autist

muh no gf

I remember when I was 13

They're honestly all shit. Embrace misanthropy.