Minecraft is like the Stars Wars of our Generation, you wouldn't get it

What upsets me about this is how preformative it all is. Nobody is actually genuinely excited, they just think it's funny to pretend to be that excited for attention. Nothing is genuine anymore.

Few years back we made fun of Indians doing this in theaters. Now mutts are doing the same kek you can't make this shit in the street up

I mean is just like Endgame where people pretended to care about Marvel when in reality they just watched it because every normal fag was doing it.

We haven't taken the fireworkspill yet.

Those people don’t even have souls. Theyre literally Satan, or god. Hes using human dolls to create the most pointless fucking garbage I’ve ever witnessed. It’s so fucking stupid I can’t even believe he would bother. So he literally made the Minecraft movie, as well as this thread. And that webm is like a type of PR for the movie, which he also made by controlling the people. So it’s systematic like that where he makes product, then advertises product, then adds some twists to the order of operation. Why? Why does he bother? I’m pretty sure he’s just keeping himself busy. Because he’s bored maybe, I don’t know. He even watches the webms and replies to it, as if he’s seeing it for the first time. That’s you. Youre not a human like I am.

this but unironically

It's below 18 not 25.

I'm just not gonna get upset about this. Sorry OP.

Is this even generation z? No way they were born before 2012.

Except the Star Wars series managed to produce more than 0 good video games.

These replies are so worthless you have no idea the type of evil which exists in this plane mortal.

kek

Fuck you Endgame is kino you are just a contrarian incel

Twitterfags are retarded
There are videos of 21yo old men getting BTFO for wanting to date a 18yo girl, and twittertards support the abusers.

Created by a Gen X fag

First popularized and streamed by Millennial fags

You just inherited the leftovers as per usual broccoli head. You cunts have yet to create or contribute anything of import in the modern world.

We don't have sound here retard, I don't know what is going on.

Nigger, it's obviously a fire alarm.
I'll explain, some autist pulled the fire alarm in the theatre and in the video you can see strobe lights going off nearby emergency exists. If you look closely you can also see the movie has been paused and it's stuck on a close up of Jack Black's fat fucking face.

How did you get her?

It took away any chance for Hulk to ever be cool in the movies again and that alone retroactively makes it SHIT

ikr 5 years too old for prime

movie theaters are the worst place to watch movies because of subhumans like this, both 2 times i went in cinema in the last 5 years were awful experiences

Social media attention whoring and being born in an irony poisoned culture. Sad

I wonder, do zoomers even watch movies on their own? Or are they just consuming memes and react content about them?

How do I deal with the burning jealousy I feel upon reading anons making it and finding a qt waif?
I'm miserable

become a jaded porn addict
worked for me

One of them is a pedophile and the other must be having such a hard time dealing with his girlfriend's personality he can't even bother bringing it up lol you're not missing out on anything

Yeah.
Except instead of good, it's bad.
And except instead of enjoying it, you pretend to for attention.
So yeah, it's exactly the thing for your generation.

If you actually wanted a girlfriend you'd do things to improve your odds at getting one (get fit, work on your interpersonal skills, etc).
You've already subconsciously realised that you don't want to put the effort in to get one, all that's left is to consciously understand your tradeoff.

Anon Babble was playing Minecraft before these kids were even out of diapers. Half of them weren't even born yet.

The social event of the decade and basically you're just missing out.

suicide is a 100% effective cure for being a normalfag, give it a try

When the millennials start dying off we're done as a species.

I can't imagine any zoomer sits and watches a movie alone. They'd have to be constantly scrolling through social media while glancing at the movie at the very least.

youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0

Brother, even Der Coomer managed to procreate. If he can do it, everybody can do it.

I await the eventual Fortnite and Skibidi Toilet movie already getting greenlit as we speak.

you're more retarded than anyone in that webm for making a connection like that

Qrd?

genz

We're on gen alpha now lmao

Skibidi Toilet movie already getting greenlit

It already is, directed by Michael Bay.

He didn't. It's ai shit

fucking KINO
i just bought to tickets to the kinoplex, whose with me stevebros?

Nah. Zoomers are statistically shown to be the dumbest generation since the boomers. At least the boomers had an excuse, they had everything handed to them. Zoomers? They're just zoned out watching streamers and can't operate a pc for some reason.

They're fucking lying annon. Trust me this generation is the loneliest it's ever been in history, they literally have to be chad

can't operate a pc for some reason

Cause they never had to. Smartphones and tablets work out of the box and barley have an problems to fix.

I feel bad for the parents who thought they'd just be taking their small kid to see a dumb videogame movie.

all these videos about all the fucked up shit you've done all over youtube

take a 100 people to the minecraft movie dressed as Steve

sins all forgotten by the masses

is it really that easy

so why are they doing this?

some random bros were shouting penis the whole movie. so we were

Is this indian influence? they ruin cinemas too

turns out we're actually in the good timeline

feels good bros

typically only as background noise. I'm in the zillennial range but I have siblings that are true zoomer, browsing tiktok while glancing at whatever is playing and stopping to laugh say "omg that was the meme" is the default way they watch movies or shows I'm often wondering if every generation seems so alien to the one prior or if there's a real anomaly happening with this one.

I didn't miss out.

skibidi toilet is real

Lmao RIP for all those poor kinoplex wagies
They ain't seen nothing yet. The hollering in skibidi will make the minecraft RL shitposting look like a joke

faggots so dejected that they can't understand the concept of going to see a bad movie and having fun while doing so

Zoomers win again.

makes a mess in the whole theater like a nigger

Only shows how they are the same

whatever happened to all that schtick about 'don't use your mobile phones in the theatres'?

So this is the new Rocky Horror Show basically?

Honestly I think it's cool kids still connect over shared experiences like movies and games. I'm not into Minecraft anymore and I've never even touched Roblox or Fortnight but at least these kids are getting together and having fun. making memories enjoying themselves.

Not everything and everyone is as miserable as you think anons.

people were genuinely excited about infinity war. I saw multiple people crying when it was done. You can call them retards because maybe they are but that was a different environment than pretending to be enthusiastic about this movie.

I feel that way about the entire Star Wars brand.
Never got why everyone was so crazy about it.

zoomers have a tik tok challenge to act as obnoxious as possible on minecraft screenings

You're old

Movie theaters have been "Living Room 2" for decades now, anon.

Actually based

low IQ

This is not ok

throwing popcorn and drinks all over the seats

pulling the fire alarm

acting like a retard

seems perfectly miserable to me

Gentleminions was soulful. This is just stupid.

Someone should make a tiktok challenge to do your best on your exams.

decades

Admittedly, I've not been to see any movies since before the Wu Flu, but the last one I saw was Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, and the cinema experience for that was nothing like the spectacles recorded for our viewing displeasure ITT.

Niggerification of the younger generation

You know this used to happen all the time with gen X and Boomers when they were young and watching movies, rocky horror, etc.
They are being normal human beings, being young, getting drunk and having fun. Boys being boys.
It's you millennials that are the odd ones out. It's you who are the brain damaged ones. You didn't even get to be children. You were born wrong and unquestioning of authority.

Do americans really?

Nah; I don't buy this. Fuck off, you pretender.

Most Gen Xers, millenials and boomers never watched the Rocky Horror movie and the venue would sure as shit shut the show down and kick all disruptive people out if they did this shit, you retarded zoomer.

The only equivalent to this are mosh pits at a metal concert, but even then it's not the same since crowdsurfing and mindless violence were the norm in those places. This is just zoomers and alphers being retarded uncivilized animals over stupid bullshit. It's one thing to have fun and do crazy shit in those places as opposed to a small ass theater where you are expected to be quiet and considerate of all other movie goers

I'm 35 but I think the zoomer chaotic energy coming from the fucking minecraft movie of all things is hilarious

Why are black people always acting like this at the mov- wait a minute...!

why are zoomers so homosexual?

Is this real life ironic shitposting? They have to be self aware and planned this in advance. Things like CHICKEN JOCKEY spread like wildfire because of how retarded it was, and some of them look like high schoolers.

it's a reskin of that podcast shit meme

kill all zoomers

Yes but it's a return to old theatre experiences with audience participation in general

ruins the theater experience for retarded millennial parents genuinely subjecting their alpha kids to this shit

Good

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Not really. You know that growing trend of influencers who are just going to countries to piss people off? Nuisance Streamers? So they represent like 1 in a million people in the US, but some of them have the brains enough to market themselves and some don't. So you wind up hearing about a handful out of maybe like 350 of them country wide. So you have to wonder: If you hear of like 50 , where are the other 300? This kind of shit is the same thing. It's all one absolutely horrendous personality defect that we have a very small number of people who actually have it. They don't care about anyone but themselves and the attention they get and are willing to do illegal or immoral and hurtful things to others for that attention. It's somewhere between attention whore and sociopath. These people aren't very numerous, but they exist enough that if you get together like a million people you're sure to find at least one.

And then you get other people who see them and see they aren't punished for their behavior, or worse, are sometimes rewarded for it and it trains people to be bad people. It doesn't help that the general human population is primarily blank slate folks who just go along with the shit around them. Stuff like this and the rewarding of bad behavior and the need for attention and all this other shit basically feeds back into itself and creates this image of the US being filled with these retards. But we're mostly just nice and quiet people trying to live nice and quiet lives. It's the minority of loud self centered assholes who draw the most attention to themselves and make the rest of us look like monsters.

Millennials are the ones with all the "muh anxiety", "introvert", "adulting" and avocado toasts and everything has to go by the rules and everyone has to behave or they throw a tantrum.
Millennials are so rules oriented that wanted a strong ruler so much that they voted TRUMP into office even though every single zoomer and boomer were desperately telling them on social media that it's a horrible idea, 24/7, right from the start. But they wouldnt listen.
Now zoomers are out on the streets burning Teslas and boomers are using their mastery of social media to bring change and truth through facebook. What are millennials doing? Nothing, that's what, they just accept Trump and BEHAAAAVE OOOH IM BEHAVING
Shouldn't you be doing something for once?

ha ha ha ha ha ha
ZOOMED

Of course we do, you retard

ayo dis mf say raycis sh ong im boutta turnup smack bro ahh fr i don fyd

actually believing this when the most retarded zoomer keeps up with and even shits on the average millennial in the workforce

Keep believing your statistics, bro

Millennials are the ones ruining everything dumbass. Every single "march" and telsa bullshit is nothing but 30 somethings and people from retirement homes. Millennials got into the industries and fucked EVERYTHING up. You can time this with when most of the 30 somethings started graduating highschool and when shit got real bad.

Shouldn't you be doing something for once?

I am doing something: I'm telling you to fuck off, you retarded faggot.

bolt shut the doors

spread gasoline

when the scene comes throw a lit match

all for a TikTok challenge bro, it's just a prank!

For a second i forgot we are in Anon Babble.

I didn't think that wanting to be a nigger was actually that common of a belief among zoom zooms.

me af :skullemoji: :skullemoji: :skullemoji:

zoomerpride

You can be gay all you want but you don't need to advertise it

you're either with us or against us

Audience participation, seeing other people enjoying themselves too, aka. the whole point of movie theatre experience, the one and only thing that a home theatre simply cannot ever provide

"Ruining the movie experience"

If you want to be lonely dead NPC beta automaton processing a movie in complete silence, then do so in your lonely ass home.
Real people are experiencing a life here.

And then you woke up

Fatherless behavior.

Hans—get the Flammenwerfer.

we are so monumentally fucked
there is no hope

communal experience is being communal

people living it up and having the time of their lives making memories

oh no how horrible it's making all the shutins no one cares about mad

Yet you come here for our validation.

american teenager literally behave like blacks

can't remember I ever threw popcorn as a 12 year old.

Yes all American society is indoctrinated to behave like blacks because they're seen as beings of worship and reverence by Americans

Millennials

A generation so insufferably leftist that the "men" have the same political opinions as women

Voting for Trump

What the fuck are you smoking?

You don't belong here liberal

Boomers saw right through Trump right from the get go.
Zoomers are making it clear they never wanted Trump through action.
Leaving only millennials, they would be dumb enough to vote for Trump. It's all their fault again.

Why are they getting excited for this character? I never once heard of it. The most hype shit I seen in theaters was seeing Super Sonic and Shadow in the Sonic movies but there weren't any retards acting like these idiots getting excited for that ugly looking thing.

NOOO WHY ARENT KIDS EXCITED FOR MY SHITTY BOOMER KIKE MOVIE WONT SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF PISSRAEL

Sonic

Shadow

2025

Lol

Your dusty bones just don't get it old man. The world and minecraft have left you behind.

Boomers saw right through Trump right from the get go.

literally me

Boomers know his type. They grew up in a world full of them. Diamond dozen business con-man. The last ones that would to fall for his bullshit are Boomers.

it's another episode of leftist millennial thinks he's the lawful good main character of the world while playing along as a corpo puppet and everyone who doesn't is simply evil, wrong and retarded (oops can't say that word around leftie millennial)

Yeah, I'm sure people between 18-29, and 45+ all voted for Harris en masse.

Trump's main voter base is seniors 60+. Wtf are you even talking about.

Absolute King shit if true

You have nothing to back that up.

Never actually seen someone throw popcorn in theatres.
Haven't been to one in a while though.

I would say that'd be too uncool to work but then happened.

The webm posted show them only making a mess so they can film themselves on their phones. Look at how no one is actually showing a genuine smile, they're all making sure they're being recorded and waving their hand for attention.
This isn't genuine. I doubt any of them are having fun. They just want likes on tiktok.

statista.com/statistics/1535288/presidential-election-exit-polls-share-votes-age-gender-us/
"According to exit polling in ten key states of the 2024 presidential election in the United States, Donald Trump received the most support from men between the ages of 45 and 64."

You're an idiot and faggot, but go ahead and move the goal posts and invent reasons why this is wrong.

That guy is just trolling. He'll probably spout some bullshit about how millennials control statistics or some shit.

the whole point of movie theatre experience

This is what happens when a whole generation grows up with only trash movies.

having the time of their lives

fishing for tiktok likes is"the time of the zoomer lives"

That's so sad

I met her in a convention, I was drunk and asked for her number

fucking a child is good

Just bee yourself, just don't show your true yourself.
Be good at something, I don't have anything of value, I'm 25 and still on college, but I know 4 languages, English, Spanish, German and Portuguese, my zoomette gf gets wet when I speak to her in another language.

My gf is 35 and I'm 29
She wants children but I just ignore her.
Should I do it? We aren't even married and we've been dating for only 2 months.

They are turbosluts too

No? Zoomers hate Israel and Jews.
I'm a teacher and most of my students hate them and make antisemite remarks, even the girls.
The thing I noticed is that less and less men are having girlfriends, but most of the girls have boyfriends, so that mean zoomers aren't dating each other, probably they are dating millennials or zoomers.
Such a sluts, I've got my cock sucked by one that wanted to get a good score, but I know some teachers that have actually fucked them.

Pedos

Yeah I thought movie teathers were dying.

No they weren't, it was fake excitement, you can tell because no one remembers it, they just remember the cgi fest of this slop.