How does he fuck it up?
This poojeet adapts the last game you played into an "anime"
I thought the dmc anime was fine. Fans don't like it because it wasn't just a retelling of the games 1:1 and that's fine and all but it was fun for what it was. Dialogue could've been a little less FUCK-y though.
Why does he wear makeup like he's a 14 year old kid?
He looks like pepe here
Mortal Kombat 9
It’s simple really.
Quan-Chi and Shinnok dindu nuffin
MCR montage over Sub-Zero killing people
Some retarded allegory about tarkatans
the why the fuck call it DMC, I hate faggots like you with this argument. "IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THE ORIGINAL" so why the fuck call it the original, just make an original story KYS
brings up Batarians being a muh oppressed race that dindu nuffin
You know he will.
saaaaaaààaaaaar
Unironically couldn't get any worse
Didn't they already do this in that one film? Where Sub-Zero's clan genocided the Shirai Ryu and the Tarkatans are just refugees
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Who is this fairy and why does he keep popping up in threads?
I've learned a long time ago that faggots who think every mediocre turd is "fine" are just as bad as people who hate everything.
A pajeet that somehow keeps getting work despite being literal trashat writing.
Rainbow Six Siege It was free on game pass
Terrorist are actually good guys and just wanted to defend their home (innocents have to die to accomplish this)
somehow
His parents are billionaires.
monster hunter
Two options, option A cats are slaves or option B elder dragons are dindu nufins and they actually are the ones protecting the ecosystem.
My Donte Derangement Syndrome made me think it was Tameem at first.
FUCK YOU
This dude could not handle Blasphemous
Ena Dream BBQ
The "ENA is a tranny" meme actually becomes real and the entire world becomes an allegory for oppression, while the genies are the real evil because they are basically gods.
Turron gets replaced with Naan bread
I thought the dmc anime was fine. Fans don't like it because it wasn't just a retelling of the games 1:1 and that's fine and all but it was fun for what it was. Dialogue could've been a little less FUCK-y though.
Somehow
Normies keep buying it, so he's considered a good worker.
Did this kid have a stroke? What's wrong with his left eye?
he took the netflix money
any other money wouldnt have produced this
this, honestly think it would actually be better
why is he larping as ancient egyptian
trust fund edgelord baby
FUCK-y
Wasteland
Honestly I have no idea how it would happen? Probably just make it copy the Fallout show with the wacky wasteland fun time shit. While also mixing in a lot fucked up awkward shit to make it tonally bipolar. Angela Deth of course will be leading Alpha Squad instead of Snake and she will be made black because no redheads. While the rest will just be retarded and Ace will be some beta orbiter that she awkwardly gets with at the end with little to no build up. Also Cochise is actually a good guy that wants to rebuild but has been corrupted by Irwin Finster who is a secret Nazi. Also Fat Freddy will be replaced with Plus Sized Francis who isn’t a crime boss but rather a strong woman running a free commune in opposition to that misogynist pig Faryn Brygo.
It’s a cope, and not even a good one since it just shows that they’re trying to cash in on brand recognition. There is no point in making a show based on a pre existing series just to change most of the shit in it unless you’re trying to say “look consumers here is thing that is popular with group you want to say you’re a part of”
GFL2
Krolik...
Annie is the protag (fine) and a turbodyke
Clint is a joke constantly getting humbled
Doris is Black and the most obnoxious bitch this side of the galaxy
Bullet gets brutally killed off for cheap shock value
Kys racist cunt
Implying he actually checks the source material
I wish the Black Death on your mother.
Now go crying street shitter.
Sam and Max are now actually gay, I hope you guys are satisfied. Sam gets the hardcore sex scene, Max gets nothing.
This is literally the DmC Devil May Cry defense only instead of Dante being an edgy 14 year old it's about Demons being exactly the same as muslims and hell being Afghanistan.
He's a whiney insecure faggot who can't stand jeet stereotypes and thinks wearing black makeup and growing out his hair breaks the "racist conditioning".
The whole anti-Apu thing started with him feeling second hand embarrassment that Indian immigrants have accents and open up 7/11s.
he looks like that mona lisa with upside-down eyes