minecraft movie was so “successful” in sales that these two KWABs are now going to be the standard for vidya movies
You fuckers did this. You chose this by buying tickets “ironically” and giving them money, and now they are going to ruin one of the most beloved game franchises of all time. I hate this pozzed fucked up shitty timeline so much.
ummmm they know she was a dei hire right. they know no one liked her right
You fuckers did this. You chose this by buying tickets
fuck you nigger i don't even buy video games, why would i buy tickets to a video game movie
oh no the media I coonsoom has to be catered to me and not little children
Fake xeet.
100% of the sales for the Mincraft movie are unironic, NPCs just have shit taste
there's no way Mimamoto would approve this
Nobody is having children anymore. Have you seen the decline in birthrates?
black queen sheboon Zelda
Hahahaha it’s what you deserve honestly. after the tendie defence force protecting the Jews of Japan and their awful prices, you all deserve to see this shit happen.
Maybe as Impa?
If she weren't vulgar, she could fulfill the folklore "fat black witch" trope.
Zoomers paying to scream Chicken Jockey devolved into casting black lady Link
Didn't see that one coming desu
i read the deadline article yesterday and its pretty grim, unironically blonde hair blue eyed characters are considered offensive now in live action films.
Lmao seeing a zelda movie going down in flames would be hilarious. It will never be as good as minecraft, because people will take it waaaay more seriously.
It's a fake tweet.
Ah yes, here comes the tendie cope. dont worry im sure the tariffs wont stop Zelda from twerking to Cardi B the moment she’s first seen on screen
video game adaptions
standards
she's probably going to play a goron
it’s real
This movie is cooked as the kids say.
Some of you dudes are so out of touch. It was a meme movie and people approached it as a funny cultural event. They didn't go into expecting a genuinely good film outside of literal children
Do you find anything enjoyable anymore?
It watching things fail the only pleasure you have?
Only if you're some islam loving cuck.
You have brain rot.
You chose this by buying tickets “ironically” and giving them money
No pretty sure that the ones who did this were all the zoomzoom kids that watch their favorite streamer play minecraft
the disaster was jumanji 2 (also with jack black) it’s the pattern for live action isekai garbage
go fuck yourself, actually kill yourself.
its a fake tweet
Hahahahah holy fuck
you know based on this track record, the movie might be more “serious” than Minecrap but there is 100% no fucking way Link or Zelda aren’t niggers
I found the minecraft movie enjoyable. I just know how uptight and immature tendies are so I look forward to the meltdown when the movie isn’t exactly as their autistic minds envisioned.
They don't care anon, whatever gets clicks and outrage.
Actually not you fucking disingenuous retard
movieweb.com
Stop spreading fake news just to “protect” your precious franchise.
You just know she's going to be a Gerudo Kween
the only Academy Award nominee in the Minecraft cast was the DEI hire
Oh so your underage, got it.
These retards don't care they'll make up stuff just to get mad at the stuff they made up. Not weeks ago we had to deal with that "Ayo Edibiri in Pirates of the Carribean" nonsense
Marvel
Madame Webb
BORDERLANDS
Lmfao so cooked
WELL EXCUUUUSE ME PRINCESS
popcorn and swords start flying through the movie theatre
it’s a fake tweet
Hunter Schafer
Absolute cinema
who also gets genuinely ridiculed for having blonde hair. “she” has been boo’d out of casting calls because of this, and talks about the trauma surrounding it.
Lol no. I’m old enough to be the dad you never met, tendie. Anyway, are you going to sit there and pretend there won’t be hilarious meltdowns over this? Stop being so fucking uptight over your children’s series.
Why the fuck is tloz getting a movie before something like Kirby or Metroid? those two games would make for a much better films by miles
no fucking way Link or Zelda aren’t niggers
Wrong.
Link will be White while Zelda can either be White or White-adjacent - basically as close to looking White as possible. Link will be emasculated constantly and Zelda will either pursue romance with Ganondorf (non-White), pursue some irrelevant donut steele OC (non-White), and/or friendzone Link.
What was I supposed to do, not go see a live action minecraft movie?
nigger have you seen the movies that Jew produces? outside of marvelslop he has negroid fever
She's going to play Impa
pig ganon and gannondorf. good choices.
don’t accept shekels from satanic kikes then, he’s their golem
dei means black
I will fucking scream if the mad lads actually do it.
i think you underestimate how many literal children there are
you have a fake vagina
First off, the reason Minecraft is doing so well is because it’s babby’s first nostalgiabait. This is the first time the youngest demographic capable of being milked has had the pump attached.
Secondly, despite making a massive amount of money even the target demographic thinks it’s shit despite still shovelling it down.
Thirdly, Hollywood has a history of massively overinvesting in breakout hits, and recently has a history of immediately parasiting off them in order to shove their political fetishes in them.
What you’re seeing is the seed of a DOA craze just like all the attempts of studios to get their own Hp/Twilight/Hunger Games in the 2000s, or cinematic universes in the mid 2010s.
Once the next few bomb in hilarious fashion they’ll try finding another genre to milk. Also keep in mind that the legendarily shit taste of the chinese won’t come to the rescue this time.
>black queen sheboon Zelda
It's even worse than that, people have collectively, unironically voiced a desire to have an actual tranny playing her instead just because he vaguely resembles the worst Zelda design KEK
KEK
tendies taking one L after the other
enjoy your niggroslop
CHICKEN JOCKEY
literal JIDF shills out of the woodwork
Ugh, it's like seeing a roach in your house.
have you seen the movies that Jew produces
fuck no
this
they deserve all of this
pay $750-$800 for a console to play games we already played on our pcs years ago
and all of their games keep getting worse
Miyamoto isn't putting troons in his movie.
It's just like the Brie Larson stans that are trying meme her into playing Samus.
except they keep using this old image thats photoshopped and touched up and full makeup. he looks like hes closer to a woman now because hes hit the wall super hard and gandalf shouting he will not pass and people putting hands on bathroom doors when he tries to enter. fucking half budget would be editing his scenes to make him look almost tolerable.
cope and seethe tendie piece of shit
they may have shopped out his adam's apple but they sure as shit can't shop out the outline of a male's natural physique lmao
Now post an unedited side profile view of his face and tell me he doesn't just look like a regular dude
Spoken like someone who hasn't seen any of her work.
As Ganon?
This is what you asked for. I got a ban because I said "female roles should go to females"
Does anyone actually care about acting awards besides Hollywood?
doesnt play video games
are you on the wrong board or mentally retarded?
hahahahahahahahh
they should have listened to our boy ulfric
fuck you nigger i don't even buy video games
I guess that's why they decided to try to pander to a more lucrative audience. You reap what you sow.
these two KWABs
These two Kek, What A Bitches?
Should've made it a bit more subtle.
"We should encourage women in cinema." or something.
She doesnt look good fat, but i would impregnate her is she lost weight
ridiculed for having blonde hair
this world needs fixing
“she”
He. Not "she." Just he. Don't give an inch to freaks.
if it happens, someone needs to record it
How about you go back to that shitshole?
I've not gone to the cinema for 10 years.
Gonna be 15 or so since I paid for tickets.
You chose this by buying tickets “ironically” and giving them money
Hold up, did movie theaters dropped their "singles" policies?
CHEEKEN JAWKEE
we want american audience
how do i upvote on this site?
you deserve an upvote.
the 4th Reich awaits, brøther
were you expecting them to not get the joke or were you expecting them to laugh?
I wish that was real, it would be kino as fuck.
AW HELL NAH
only crackers arent breeding because their men are trooning out and their women are aborting every pregnancy for fun
are you so insulated from real life that you think everything that happens is because of this place?
read again shit-for-brains
he wanted a story to tell so he would feel like he fits in
While consumerism is not to be encouraged it is good to see young people out having a laugh together
did movie theaters dropped their "singles" policies?
People are going with their friends.
Yeah, it's really more of an experience akin to watching The Room. People are enjoying it for how bad and weird it is. It's slop, but it's not sterile like the Didney live action remakes. It's cringekino basically
I loved watching the work print with Anon Babble while shit faced. Great fun
ok, hunter as zelda, cool
but hear me out: elliot page as link
Agreed
Stip being stupid. Hunter is a man
She's a little too hold, I bet she has gray hair already.
KWABs
?
After all this time with toku and anime getting fucked over by israeli businessmen, you'd think theyd know not to trust them by now
This is the guy that got Kojima to cast keifer over hayter i realize
Anti-DEI nigs losing their minds
isn’t exactly as their autistic minds envisioned.
So anything remotely resembling the games?
It's just zoomers not understanding the words they use, like usual.
How are they "kwab" when they're winning and you're here bitching about it?
you’re underage if you’re not sperging out over a shitty movie
Lurk more, redditor
Anti-DEI people do, or at least they claim to. You think jobs should go to who’s the most qualified? Being nominated for an award for being really good at your job sounds like a qualification to me.
As a big boy tendie and lifetime zeldo fan, i hope this movie BOMBS hard. I never wanted movie shit, and if it was going to be made, it should have been 20+ years ago. Also, for how much money the gaming industry earns, why the fuck cant these companies pony up and get a real director to shoot these flicks?
If you want your real Zelda movie, go watch Legend.
pumping for her rn
Being nominated for an award for being really good
implying awards go to the best actor
holy kek imagine being this retarded
I hope it's kino and we get a trilogy.
I want to see little boys and girls dressing up as Link and Zelda for halloween.
between the nigger-worshipping democrats and the nigger-gooning degenerates like you, I can see why this industry is going to shit lol.
If they are only doing it because of the movie, they are fake fans.
I want to see little boys and girls dressing up as Link and Zelda for halloween.
they will be little tyrones and sharkeeshas dressed up as nu-link and nu-zelda copying dey favrit black actuhs in deh moovee , and they will be tping/ egging your house as little nigs often do lmfao
what the fuck is ""KWAB""
Nigga I want the toy alsie at Walmart to be covered in Zelda shit while Starwars crys itself in a corner.
You wanted to hire based on merit, there’s the merit.
literally what producer is not israeli-american
Its only going to be toys of the movie versions of the characters.
Why are you obsessed with niggers?
Why is there such an unnatural push for that Hunter guy to be Zelda. Why do trannies invade all the franchises I like.
They stole my bike.
i wish all trannies would 42%, but you 100% knew what you were doing
Jaks Pacific who does all the sonic toys has lines for both games and the movies.
Don't worry, the next Nintendo movie will be Punch-out
I do think it bodes terribly for making movies that isn't trying to be lowest common denominator, shouting out things that exist within the world.
newfaggot
frog poster
Don't you have a twitch streamer to suck off so he can say your name?
Why are you okay with being replaced…? Why are you so complacent to our genuine works of art being taken and ruined by other people who had nothing to do with it? Oh wait a minute, you’re not white, you’re the one trying to replace us lmfao. KYS.
sorry i don't speak zoomer, kid
Cool, she was funny. Zelda needs a fat black lady that goes "OH HELL NAH" and "THESE WHITE PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL ME!".
go back
to where
you are the one literally posting xitter screenshots
Even worse, this is the faggot that made the netflix castlevania and DMC shows
movie is announced
everyone is race swapped
why did you do that?
because we want to tell our story with our characters
then why don't you make your own original story with your own characters?
because then no one will watch it, silly
we need the popular brand name for our propaganda :^)
and ruined Spider-Man 3 as well, don't forget to thank him
what the fuck is ""KWAB""
KEK What A Bitch.
It's Twitter lingo.
Not as bad as making the women old
Legend
HOLY KINO
youtube.com
Awards given by gay jews to their best goys
merit
/gcj/ has unbanned you by now, I'm sure. You need to go back
Guys it's supposed to be a shit movie on purpose. Pay your $20 plus tip to go see it already!!
Fuck off. I have Jack Black fatigue.
There are hundreds of movies released every year while a handful of people choose a dozen or two movies to nominate actors for.
It's all bullshit.
She cute, I'd try out her boipussy
All TV is propaganda for retards
I bet she's going to be a Gerudo or something.
kwab means "kek, what a bitch" it sounds like some ebonics shit made up by a random nigger on the internet
you confusing the jew with pajeet
Love my sexy slut wife leeseo
Post her thighs
Reminder “Based” came from Lil B
I can't wait to see nigger-girl boss Zelda save an emasculate indian Link from the evil Ganon Trump and his red hat wearing army of goblins or learn how she has to deal with racism and bigotry while leading the nation.
"WHAT DA HEEEEEEEYL?"
DAYYUM GANONDORF, WHY Y'ALL FINNA STEAL DA MUTHAFUCKIN TRIFORCE?? SHIT'S MAKIN HYRULE GO WACK N SHIT!
MmmmmMmmm! Uhhh UHhh. Gibs me dat trayferce, cracks gannon. Lawdy he gots piggled pigs feet an everyaytang
God, i fucking hate Hollywood, but i think i hate the japs who sell their IPs to them even more.
Why do they want to destroy art so bad?
literally who
How does Anon Babble always fall for fake tweets?
Some random nigger on the internet.
This is the same faggot who made that abomination of a Pac-Man show for kids. You know, the one where he goes “ima meme” and sakurai told bamco to fuck themselves when requested to use it for smash.
Whether or not it's real you should probably stop laughing at those imaginary tendies unless you want to end an even bigger joke.
THIS SUMMER
I didnt watch the movie, and I pirated Zelda. I guess my only sin was buying Minecraft back in alpha.
Don’t blame me for this.
What baffles me is that there's actually idiots who saw that a Zelda movie was in the works and thought that it would be good to begin with after the fucking slop we got that was BotW and its shitty SLAG Zelda.
h-heh I never thought it'd be any good-
Daily fucking speculation threads. You fags are pathetic and deserve worse.
He was also the executive producer of the greatest capekino of all time.
I really hope this movie casts literal whos that fit the role, but after Nintendo went with a literal meme casting of famous hollywood celebrities for the Mario movie I don't have much hope. Might be a very different case for a live action movie, but it wasn't a good sign.
It's wrestling newfag
The Mario movie taught me that Miyamoto is easily starstruck and wants to use these movies as and excuse to meet and work with his favorite Hollywood celebrities. It's very clear he's enamored by Hollywood celebrity and will make decisions based on that alone.
There are going to add the first female Goron?
100% Ganondorf is not going to portrayed by a sandnigger and I'm going to be pissed.
A zelda movie should be an almost art house film. Mute kid wanders a wilderness while spelunking into caves and anchient ruins to find pieces of the triforce. It's better suited for a foreign film director with some subtlety and not hollyweird slop. The japs should have gotten one of their own film makers to do it.
Cast as ganondorf and ganon
I just hope they take it seriously and don't try to coat it in irony.
You just know that Sony will cast some black dude
We're at that stage where everything is made by millennials so you shouldn't expect anything other than millennial writing.
It was apparent he was a big time westaboo long before the movie, he even admit it, and the casting confirmed he likes hollywood actors as well. But at least now that it's a live action film they'll have a lot fewer big names to fit the budget. Mario movie was only 100 million which is really low for a movie that grossed 1.3 billion.
posting on r*ddit
How about you kill yourself?
It's kind of impossible to cast Ganondorf, there are very few middle eastern actors, especially ones that have big intimidating look. Chances are it will be a black guy, but I hope they just find some mutt that's dark, huge, and has a big fucking nose, that's good enough.
It's Twitter lingo
figured as much
fuck zoomers
nothing gets made for me in my style
don't buy anything
weird how this happens, new games are so fucking dumb
we released an early access build as a triple AAA game, we'll fix it don't worry, we're like no mans sky ;)
filled with objectively the worst storylines in their series, while also being the most bug ridden despite all our advances
graphics have stagnated yet somehow hardware needs to keep increasing for 0 visual returns
every indie is trying to make low budget shit to catch some viral bullshit like schedule 1, which is a boring game where you do chores like cooking and then delivering, that's it, with some kind of gimmick so you and your friends can laugh about how stupid it is
mainstream has just been getting worse
Here we go!!!!!!!!!
Zelda producer's on record saying he wants to be scolded by a big beautiful mature black mama like Telma btw...
Can you imagine how problematic an accurately cast Zelda movie would be by today's standards?
greedy, power-hungry, big-nosed dark man from a desert nation with crescent moon imagery visits the neighboring peaceful, prosperous kingdom of ivory-skinned blonde people
he gains the king's trust only to immediately betray him and take over the kingdom
when the big-nosed dark man takes over, everything becomes a dark, evil inversion of how things originally were and dark-skinned monsters invade and take over everything
the day is saved through the courage and wisdom of two white, blonde, blue-eyed youths who have the power of God on their side
we know that the day has been saved because all the dark-skinned monsters disappear and the big-nosed desert people return to their desert hovels, away from the prosperous white kingdom
Oh I hope it's real, just for the hilarity of it.
Telma
lmao you wish, Brooks is being cast as Zelda 100%
I was wondering how they would handle Ganondorf in a 2023 game and I'm shocked Nintendo managed to get away with it while making Ganondorf more Gerudo-centric than he ever was, for some reason it just goes past everyone's radar. But I guess the rest of the Gerudos being strong females and being the good guys balances it out. I don't know how it will translate into a movie where story is the focus. If Ganondorf is not played by a white person they might just cut any relation to the Gerudo or it's just going to be pig Ganon.
go fucking kill yourself thirdworldnigger
I think what helps is that Ganondorf is never shown raising armies of Gerudo, he's always shown raising armies of monsters. The Gerudo all tend to side against him (with few exceptions like the witches) and he's treated as a sort of deranged outlier. The imagery and symbolism is all still pretty blatant, but they massage it in the right ways that keep people from thinking about it that way.