[Breaking News] Ubislop flop

ah so that's how they are reaching 3 million players. it's a complete sham

Impossible to trust official numbers on anything, these days.

this, the only thing you can trust is twitter screencaps

that's some fucking underhanded shit right there. These companies are objectively evil

evil loves wearing the mantle of virtue.

You can't lie the amount of money that flows in, and in the end that's the only thing investors see. Ubisoft will disappear in our lifetimes and it's beautiful to see.

lies about sales by referring to player count

lied about player count as well

lol

i have never even watched a single trailer of this shit lmao

you should see what actijew does “supposedly” for cod

game still stays on despite closing it making player counts seem higher

reports of a patented botnet used to train ai players to inflate the sense of player count

essentially using your computer to train their ai

cod requests a video feed of your monitor as well

I fucking hopes this industry crashes

I can't believe Babel Media lied to us! Who could have foreseen that a corporation with hundreds of millions of dollars would deceive people about the performance of its product?

Lmao. Somebody post the

you are here

steps of failure chart

As if we didn't already learn this lesson from Veilguard claiming to have "reached millions of gamers" and then being declared an abject failure. As if them saying "3 million players" more than a week ago, and total radio silence after that wasn't an indication
Total Ubishit Bankruptcy

Copies sold should be mandatory publicly disclosed information and required by law.

OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

someone email this to their stockholders

i tried to watch the cutscene movie and couldn't even do that

i can usually be decently amused even at the newer cod movies but ac shadows was really bad

This is why the only numbers I trust are official released numbers of actual sales, never nebulous "player" numbers or "monthly averages" or any of that shit.
Every platform should be like Steam or games like Halo 3 back in the day where I'm given a real-time number of all players in a specific game at any given moment.

Except maybe steam charts, those facts don't lie.

This is basically how any online video is counted to the outsider, they'll basically count every single person the video was displayed to, even if it was in the passing and didn't even watch a full second, so that's why on tik tok or x (formerly twitter) all those videos have seven trillion views or so.

Reddit

Asmongold.

Talk about major ick

The most important thing is to pick up on weaselly corporate language. Any words they use to avoid saying

sales

is specifically chosen so that they can avoid responsibility for saying something specific for some particular reason.

I prefer the numbers to be obfuscated because it gives them enough rope to hang themselves with, and that's far more entertaining.

Assmold

Reddit

You do more marketing for the game than Ubisoft. Who is paying you guys?

Well yeah which is why Ubisoft asked Steam to disable player tracking.

Pic related should give at least a ballpark idea how well Shadows sold, if you have numbers for other games.

lol

Ubisoft asked Steam to disable player tracking

Did they really?

source

one my my anonymous friends...who apparently gave money to ubisoft

trust me bro

Yes, but before Shadows, I think they said something about how it shouldn't be available

ever since making money has become more about raising investor capital than actually selling shit, this kinda shit has become more and more popular. though desu this is pushing the envelope so far that it may actually count as fraud. and ubisoft has been fucking over their investors so much that they might get sued for it

aint no way that how gaystation counts players right?
this has to be fake

the coop part is free tranny

White gamers won again.

Only one player needs to actually own a copy in order to play it. Yet unlike ubisoft they didn't obfuscate they're success by claiming 4 million players lol.

Can't they get sued by investors for this? Yeah they didn't say 'sales' but 'players' actually has a meaning as well even if you allow some stretching. No one has ever said some football game at a stadium has 10,000 players in it, lmao

game flopped and that's a good thing actually

Sometimes the Wojacks are funny

kek

They haven't lied. It's investers fault if they don't know difference between sale or player.

Ah. The Fandom wiki twitch viewer trick.

Trust the (((science))).

Yet even then they fail to reach 4 million players.
Time to count everyone who accidently got a 5 seconds glimpse of its youtube ads as a player then.

Why the hell do you care about what “investors” can sue for when investors are the ones who brought in all this die shit and mtx in the first place? Fucking retard.

If VN counts as a game, then watching a stream also counts as playing it.

If this is true then if a man cucks you by having sex with your wife it also counts as you having sex with your wife.

gold

100% unsubstantiated claim
must be true

I did and it didn't work