I... AM THE CHOSEN UNDEAD

I... AM THE CHOSEN UNDEAD

LOL

more like chosen overfed

Anyone has the "It's time to slay a boss" AI slop webm?

CROW JOCKEY

He looks more in place here than he does as minecraft steve

He could actually play Catalina if you were making some kind of way over-the-top parody comedy of dark souls.

should be Ryan Gosling

throws some grass, wood and iron on the Bonfire

GRASS CREST SHIELD

Jack Black should be Solaire.

Solare should be tall

Playing Solaire would require a modicum of charisma and stage-acting.

he should be the rapist cleric

A chosen undead would have to be asilent protagonist wearing the elite knight set and with his visor always down.
Look how they massacred Halo by having Master Chief talk and show his face in the show.

The Rock then

PICKLE PEE
PUMP A RUM

Jack Black should be Sigward, and NEVER show his face

You're no fun you fucking loser

FIRST WE DARK
THEN WE SOUL

What an epic slop post! I love pig slop!

uhhhmm stop stealing black roles

SENS FORTRESS RELEASE!

would watch it unironically

MEME ROLL

Jack Black should be the Asylum Demon or Smough

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SOUL ARROW RELEEEASE!!!

I… AM HOLLOW.

No you’re not.

There’s nothing behind this armor but infinite space!

That’s not what hollow means.

I MUST SIT AT THE BONFIRE!

Siegmeyer isn't black.

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introducing Jack Black as.. Big Gut Logan!

dies

WORST GAME EVER

screen shows YOU DIED

soulsfags throw their popcorn buckets at the screen

Solaire is the only Aryanchad in the game. He should be played by a handsome actor.

it would just end up being chris pratt or the guy who plays thor

I'm guessing they're going to turn Priscilla into a girl boss or romantic interest because Hollywood.

Alan Ritchson-Solaire
Jack Black-Siegmeyer
Rick Moranis-Patches
Hunter Schafer-Gwyndolin
Digitially de-aged Bryce Dallas Howard-Gwynevere
Dolph Lungdren after a steroid cycle-Gwyn

JOLLY COOPERATION

If it was a 100% serious role and jack black didn't act like jack black whatsoever and tried his hardest, well then ladies, count me in.

The Rock is obviously Patches.

implying a Dark Souls movie would have any dialogue or story

He would've been down to do that maybe 15 years ago, now he would refuse. He's become insufferable, him and Vin. Both used to be fine with playing retards or getting their ass kicked on camera, now they refuse to do anything but seem totally invincible.

I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from ZANZIBART!

There are only like 10 actors in modern hollywood

Video games will never be taken seriously

I would watch if they give me a cast of main characters from each class but have them come back to life after they die in comical ways.

FO FO FO FOUR
KI KI KI KINGS

Who would play Long Hat Logan?

AI sloppa

I misread this and thought you typed "Solitaire", and immediately imagined him in some bizarre "Solitaire, the Movie."

Jason Momoa

I understood that joke anon

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Soooooooooo THAT just happened

"So you're saying..."
slow, dramatic drumbeat
"I'm.. hollow?"
silence
guitar riff
"That's AWESOME!"
slash cut to jack black's fat ass rolling around a dragon in some armor
queen's bohemian rhapsody starts blaring
"I need souls.."
flashcut as dragon breathes fire right at the viewer
"Lord souls..."
SCARAMOUCHE SCARAMOUCHE
"Four of them!?"
music sudden cuts
Pan to armored knight
Immediately takes off helm revealing Chris Pratt
"Praise the sun. Now let's get some Jolly Cooperation™ up in this b-"
Trailer cuts displaying DARK SOULS: The Movie in mismatched, colorful text with Firelink Music playing

jack black would be the blacksmith and he'd burst into a song and dance when he's brought an ember.

firelink firekeeper looking outside her crevice

sees lautrec sitting

"awww hell naw!!"

kyle gass

THE TENACIOUS TURD TASTER

I would be excited for this.

someone post the jack black solaire ai video

invaded by Kyle "Turd Cutter" Grass

Probably fit better as Siegmeyer of Catarina.

his real last name is cohen right...
jewish cunt

is an archer in sens fortress

fires a warning shot

I WONT MISS NEXT TIME

ESTUS TIME
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*

Better than all of Miyahacki's trash combined.

his mom was cohen and a jew. his dad last name was black but he married a jew so jacob cohen is 75% kike and never mentions it.

DEMON VANQUISHED *plays air guitar riff*

sees iron golem

ENTER rock iron tarkus

long death scene

dies

respawn

looks into the camera

ac/dc back in black starts playing

PRAISE THE SUUUUHUUUUUHHHNNNNN

K I N O
I
N
O

It doesn't look like him at all.

that fucking smile on the back

zendaya will be quelaag and you will like it

THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER (as seen in Year One)

i would pay to watch this so long as jack black is viscously murdered over and over.

I honestly think Jack is a good musician but he seems like such an awful, fake person and a bad actor.
After watching him on Doug Benson's podcast years ago he just seems really weird and hollow, like a puppet of the industry.

WHEN I WAS YOUNG I YEARNED FOR THE DARK SOUL.

Jack Black is 100% gonna be Link

He0ll going to off himself due to depression in a couple of years.

CHAOS ZWEIHANDER

would watch

UNDEAD BURG

Like..... Praise the sun dude....., OR like, don't it's your call man

McEstus

Am I supposed to laugh at this? You realize the humor in these types of things was how shitty the photoshops were done. It's why old stick figure comics from here are funny.

you'll eat the slop and you'll like it

I look like him and I hate it

Kino, that's unironically how a Dark Souls movie should go

THE DARK SOUL