Pro gamer gets ousted as a fraud

pro gamer gets ousted as a fraud

games where this narrative trope is applied?

its ok to bully people

stop bullying woke devs

the funny thing is, elon died on purpose to fuel the conspiracy theories of him being a fake gamer. you guys are just too stupid and easy to bait and elon knows that. guy is the richest man on the planet for a reason.

Jobst video on this legendary fraud when?

Game journos can't even double jump. They are mad that he made it 98% farther than they did

one can see how butthurt the author of this article is

I've seen streamers with thousands of hours in PoE die to the first boss. Calling it a tutorial is misleading because the boss is teaching you that you'll die in 1 hit

You have no real friends and you'll die alone

wew, that burned right into his soul.

Why even lie about playing video games? It's not like a talent anyone gives a shit about

I think it's funnier with Elon because he's already a billionaire but somehow he's so insecure that people telling him he sucks at videogames actually bothers him.

Why are leftists so angry that wasteful spending is being cut and stranded astronauts are now safely back on Earth?

Jobst can't handle another lawsuite, he's out of grifted money

all libtards are evil and should die

REEE YOU CANT BULLY A MAN WHO BULLIES PEOPLE! REEEE!

Elon deserves every bit of hate he gets for how he acts, if he didn't act like a shit dick he wouldn't be treated like one.

We need 200 million precious Indians because your all just fat stupid and lazy.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT AGREE WITH ME! DINGU DONGU BANNU!

You made fun of shit like this Anon Babble, you changed.

Anon Babble only hates Elon Musk because he pays an Indian to prog MMOs for him

Must be nice being sheltered from the real world and only being aware of video game drama

"PoE2 is not hard guys!"

Literally the richest most intelligent man in the world dies in the tutorial

HELLO YOU ABSOLUTE NIGGERS

that's an extremely retarded thing to do though

The way he dies is kind of silly though. He starts focusing on the adds with single target attacks and then the monster peppers him with poison or something and he doesn't dodge anything. It's almost like an AI getting distracted by minions.

For what reason?

Must be nice defending the richest man in the world
I can't even say that sarcastically. I feel fucking sorry for the security guards he must be paying to protect him from daily attempts to slug him in the face

most intelligent

I earnestly hope no one believes this.
He may be in charge if spacex and tesla but its obvious he only got there because of money and not because he knows a damn thing. He only knows how to speak in buzzwords to impress other idiots.
Hes a grown man and got butthurt that his gay rename of paypal didn't fall through so he waited 20 years and 44 billion dollars later to call something else "X"

You arent on /pol fuck face, you are on Anon Babble, so thats how its video game related.

You want to talk about MUH SPACE JEW INDIAN OVERLORDS shit, go to fucking Anon Babble like the rest of the FBI agents.

paying someone to play videogames for you to farm brownie points online IS something rightfully to make fun of especially when you're already a billionaire and have nothing to prove.

it's called the art of trolling. how much of a underage newfag are you? mods ban that guy

most intelligent man in the world

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I don't know if you mean that in a general sense or if it's trying to make that clear for me but for the record I was being sarcastic.

Holy cringe

noooooo he has to use an online guide build

you don't understand soulful gaming

People making fun of this build is the entire reason why he started paying chinese goldfarmers to play games for him.

only

Nah, I have a lot of reason to shit on the dumb fuck. This is just the icing on top.

Turn about is fair play

I was speaking in general, there are a lot of absolute retards on the internet. it was pretty clear that you were being facetious, however.

indeed. any newfag who doesnt know what trolling is needs to be banned by the mods pronto

Almost nothing about it makes sense. And I'm not talking about his stats but his gear.

Again?

ash parrish

Elon is a joke at gaming but these faggots are obsessed, how is this fucking "news"?

He's a manchild who craves acceptance. He wants the people who embody his platonic ideal of coolness to believe he is cool. He wants to fit in. It is every bit as pathetic as it sounds.

Holy cringe. While you are at it. Why dont you share your fursona, faggot.

He actually got much, much further than most players did and died because of lag spikes.
Not an Elon glazer but it's actually funny to see this as a headline with the subreddit is full of people who can't even GET to the tutorial boss and ragequit the game because of this.

Those reasons being government handouts and golden parachutes.

He's an autistic, narcissistic retard. I don't care about his career or politics or anything like that; if you were viewing this in a vaccum he'd be the next DSP

But he's the greatest gamer ever?
Why are you comparing him with the average streamer, that barely knows how to do a jump in a platformer?

go do your homework you underage faggot

Your mind works on false pretense. Sit down and kill yourself.

how do you do, fellow kids?

These people are obsessed with networking because it's how you do business, they don't know how to function normally anymore and don't know when they're acting bizarrely. Most of the extremely successful and wealthy are like this, whether it was earned or inherited doesn't seem to matter, they're simply out of touch.

be worth more money than literally everyone else ever.

have 0 friends

No wonder losers on the internet love him. But that's seriously sad. How unlikable do you have to be that you can't even PAY people to like you

big words for a little man. your mom would take your computer away if she knew what you were doing, you know? hopefully nobody tells her..

This isn't even as bad as some of the old Anon Babble threads we had back when dark souls was actually new. People got tricked into leveling resilience to 40.

wasteful spending is being cut

Yeah feeding starving children and making sure Elon Musk isn't dropping space junk into people's backyards sure is wasteful. Not like far more important expenditures like building more planes we don't need or giving more money to Medicare:Advantage so they can feed the vampiric middlemen that deny humans basic care.

die due to lag

it's your fault

Why I should care about this news article? He could die to the first goomba in super Mario and I would still not give a fuck.

An art bros what the fuck is this insane display of disability?

richest man in the world

lag

Yea, thats his fault.

god what an ugly fat drug-addicted faggot

Boosting in diablo 4 is so fucking funny to me.
It's like boosting in Diddy Kong Racing, who gives a fuck? Who is there to impress?
PoE2 I understand because it is/was really popular.

elon musk cuts wasteful spending

but what about this other wasteful spending he has no control over?

why do Dems think this is a good argument?

you are so desperate to not seem underage, it hurts.

being intelligent is when you le metaslave

fuck off to Anon Babble nigger

What a spaz. What a fucking sperg. Faker than a gamer girl. Look at that neck movement for a fucking Diablo clone. He thinks that's normal and he's being le hardcoar.

Leftists are demon-bound by a blood contract.

if you think he's anything like faker, you're delusional

i was merely pretending to be retarded

Money isn't a factor when you play from an airplane

Elon wonned BIGLY

in this case, considering he was using his own internet system his own company installed on his private plane with everything specifically designed by him to have the best internet possible

yes him having shit internet is literally his own fault

personally owns satellites beaming his own brand of internet across the planet

can't even get a stable connection for himself

skeletons and marionette archers on his itembar

based, i do the same

it's honestly random as fuck, seemed like it was fine the entire time until then too

heh, here's 30 seconds of packet loss loser

even rich people get dunked on by it lol

guy is the richest man on the planet for a reason.

Because he was born wealthy and got lucky with PayPal.