Becomes the 3rd biggest domestic debut of all time

becomes the 3rd biggest domestic debut of all time

already talking about a sequel

minecraftchads i kneel

how come autists are this rich? is it the allowances?

I......don't care

I support the accelerationism of slop.

already talking about a sequel

already

Wow, I'm so impressed.

Sonic 3 was announced (not discussed, they confirmed it) two months before Sonic 2 came out.

But this movie is woke as fuck, i don't get how it's making so much moneys.

mariobros, where’s our sequel?

MY NAME...IS STILL STEVE

My name is Steven.

MY NAME IS

Nu-monster hunter
Pokemon
Fortnite
Palworld
Cyberpunk
Skyrim
Man there's so many to fucking choose from

Too bad sequels are always guaranteed to fucking suck.

This movie is liquid shit, second one can't be any worse than this

We watched the Spongebob movie because we children who liked Spongebob, not because it was a meme to pretend Spongebob was epic as an excuse to behave like apes in public.

minecraftsbabs are gonna get milked by mediocre movie releases

Grim.

all the online critics bagging on this movie to the point where I'm forced to defend it

Fuck.

so kids got a minecraft movie and they like it, im not jaded enough to be mad aobut that as if i would be in the first place which was never my point at all.

The Minecraft Movie being the success that it is and all those people seething about it inside these basket-weaving boards made me feel 100% vindicated for almost everyone giving a pass to the Super Mario movie because "It's just a kids film" or "my kids/nephews/nieces all loved it".
Still singing to the same tune? Time for y'all to reap what you sow.

nah we werent irony poisoned tards we just liked spongebob

would you consider gaseous shit better or worse than liquid shit?

so chicken jockey is the new morbin time but its actually said in the movie is that what's happening

they also said mine and craft and also minecraft

If you struggle to understand such a simple joke you need to go back to plebbit.

Garbage like this being seen as a 'success' should only go to show people just how bad cinema today has become.

No one will remember this shit in 10-15 years time but people will still remember actual good movies like Alien or Terminator 2

jokes usually have a punchline, tiktok brain rot isn't a joke

The SpongeBob movie wasn’t a non-stop parade of references. I’ll happily admit I lost my shit watching it for the first time as a kid but it wasn’t because I recognized the thing, it’s because the jokes were funny. Closest thing to CHICKEN JOCKEY was David Hasselhoff which most kids wouldn’t get in the first place.

Yeah sure, keep justifying your double digits IQ, brainlet.

what's the joke

I've only played Minecraft for maybe a hour but from what I've seen this movie is like the original Mortal Kombat movie, it knows that it's a dumb fun movie and doesn't pretend to be anything more

Skyrim for baasedlennials. Fortnite for zoomers. From current year Wilds gives the same energy but I don't see it having nearly as much staying power.

youtube.com/watch?v=yG9dFtsu8qg

"first we mine, then we craft... LET'S MINECRAFT!"
Is a line i would have never truly believed was in the movie had i not seen it

DICKIN PUSSY

>becomes the 3rd biggest domestic debut of all time

I refuse to believe this. I know Minecraft is big, but it's not THAT big with kids who go to theatres. If Hollywood accountants can claim a film made "no" money as a write-off, they do the opposite. If a film as 0 cultural impact a few weeks from now, no matter what figures you show me, they're fucking lying.

The Mario movie wasn't nearly as bad, don't be a retard.

license IP that is popular with children

AI generate a script

outsource the visuals to India for the price of a pack of gum

throw in some goofy looking celebrity leads

make ten trillion dollars

Is it really that easy?

I refuse to believe this

its not adjusted for inflation. You have to take into account there are more retards on the planet to buy an inflated ticket price.

The sequel is going to flop miserably because no one actually likes A Minecraft Movie. They're all seeing it and pretending to have unrestrainable enthusiasm because it's fun and harmless. It's an excuse to be a complete dickhead in a theater alongside the entire rest of the auditorium and that's actually a unique experience that makes it worth seeing. The people in on the joke are there to have fun watching a movie that's so soulless and shitty it's wrapped back around to charming. It's lightning in a bottle. It's basically the opposite of the Morbius thing.

something something imagine if that was a female

yep, you can thank how uneducated and algorith driven americans and their kids are for this

Kyle gas

is Kyle gone

Who would he have played?

Snood won

Nobody. Kyle never really did much in movies.

And Notch sees NONE OF THAT MONEY.
What a fucking FOOL.

i was wrong, the decline of marvel movie sales is not a sign that people are moving beyond slop, they just want different slop

They are only a duo in the sense of the band. They did a tv show together and then a movie in the 2000s, that's about it.

Is she a lesbian? She's got that sexy tomboy look that unfortunately means they are lesbos or trans 80% of the time these days. I hope she isn't a lesbian.

The movie is probably going to make about $400 million, that revenue is going to be split pretty heavily, and Notch would be relatively low down the totem pole even if he were still at Mojang. He might have only gotten a check for $500,000 or a million at best. Practically speaking, he never would have made it to a billion if he stayed on and didn't sell Mojang and Minecraft, mostly because the update strategy, side games and monetization would never have changed, because Notch hates all of that shit and said as much during the Minecraft 2 bullshit. Notch is still way up in terms of his financials for having sold it, and it isn't even close.

Notch is already set for life with the $2b he got for the franchise.

talks

More like 5 sequels have already been greenlit

millennial’s cry and complain that modern movies have no soul

finally a movie with some soul comes out

millennials rage about it nonstop anyways

She's straight

God damn it Mariobros we were supposed to be the biggest video gane movie on the planet

anal rape correction

Based Sonic

The Mario Movie was complete slop, so I guess that's better than trash

No kidding? This could turn out to be quite the dick measuring contest!

oh yeah dude the rich are definitely playing the same games they've tricked us into playing amongst ourselves.

AYO IT'S STEVING TIME

The movie itself does not have soul. The irony poisoned mass marketing mind virus shit is fun. I wouldn't dare call it soul though. Would you zoomer shits call the macarena soul? It's just fad viral behavior that does not endure the test of time. I'm very happy for the kids though and glad everyone is having fun with it. It's just not soul.

I'm actually glad this is doing gangbusters, Jason Momoa and Jack Black are some of the few actors in hollywood I like.

It's a very soulful video game movie, way better than Mario but less than Sonic.

But how could anyone afford to go to the movies at just a time?!

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I would, in fact, call The Macarena soul. It's an Andalusian folk song recorded by an obscure regional act consisting of two old Spanish fuckers set to a comically naive Eurodance backing track with an equally silly and lame dance craze attached to it that everyone between the ages of 75 and 20 knows by heart.

The Casper Slide Part 2 (The Cha-Cha Slide, Feat. The Platinum Band) is also extremely soulful.

I've heard rumors about Warhammer, Zelda and Battletech movies lately, I think Hollywood is going to be mining gaming IP next.

Why do people in Anon Babble think that if a piece of media makes lots of money, it is automatically a good piece of media or at least better than another piece of media?
You don't see this stuff in anime or music and rarely not even in film. But here people rate games/movies depending on if it makes lots of money.

Having mass appeal is SOME kind of appeal anon. Also, it pretty much guarantees we get more of that shit so it's worth tracking.

Yipee

Lol, they used to have sales threads on Anon Babble for years. I'm not sure if this is a thing anymore, since nobody cares about physical media now.

To be brutally honest the Mario Movie was all references and no heart, I say this as someone who also enjoyed the movie

Holy mother of sexo

Square Enix said a year or so ago that they're thinking about making a live-action The World Ends With You film

I genuinely never thought I would produce a smile much less a laugh at AI slop but idk man, this one got me...
It's still shit, but still funny.

How do you go from making Napoleon dynamite to this corporate sloppa

I'm sure the seven remaining fans will be thrilled.

If you think chicken jockey is a joke you're brain hasn't fully developed

Beat and Rhythm would be 100% black.

Zelda's not a rumor, that one was announced on Nintendo's new phone app.

Yeah but you wouldn't see people there argue how the anime that sells the most is the best anime ever and if anime sells bad it's bad one. Otherwise people there would shit on Redline as a "flop" and shit movie.
Like if something is good and does well then that's all good. But you see Anon Babble praise MC and Mario movies because they made lots of money.

It's fucked up and I can kinda understand why vidya is hard to consider art. The whole gaming culture is just about corpos making money and liking corpos more than games. Just the consolewarring shit alone is embarrassing.

What's his secret? Every video game adaptation he's in is a massive success.

more like domestic abuse haha

kids and normies love him

FORT MINECRAFT IS GETTING REDESIGNED

arguably the most iconic movie scene of the past 5 decade

They should re-release it and see how it goes.

90% of these people look too old to be watching this movie.

the movie is actually kino

you faggots should watch it

Square Enix put out a survey asking if fans want live action adaptions including a live action adaption of The World Ends With You. If they do make a live action The World Ends With You, do you think the characters will still be asian and do you think they'll keep the scene from the game where Shiki forces Neku to take his pants off?

I did now what

for me it just can't be. I can't enjoy something that was so obviously put together by a committee for the purpose of generating revenue. I genuinely can't enjoy things like that, at least something like the Lego movie had some underlying theme to it that wasn't about how you should buy more Lego. even though its the same as the Minecraft movie, it doesn't feel as soulless. a corporation movie actually having soul is like a vegan who likes chicken.

There is a chicken jockey and Jack Black says "chicken jockey." There is no fucking joke.

I have way better ways to spend my time.

There is actually a message. Not that it's that well implemented or whatever. But there is more to the movie than jack nigger just screaming random references. It's not "good," but it's definitely enjoyable if you're not a massive contrarian. Basically, making it impossible for any faggot here to watch it.

you shouldn't really say that on here

Like posting on Anon Babble for another 5 hours? How about 10?

I find more enjoyment on this retarded board for free than I would paying to see Minecraft. I find more enjoyment doing the dishes or folding my laundry.

This movie was supposed to come out in 2019

LMAOOOOO NO WONDER JACK BLACK WAS SO YOUNG IN THE BEGGINING OF THE MOVIE. THEY LITERALLY HAD TO REFILM THE WHOLE THING SEVERAL TIMES AND NOW HE LOOKS OLD AS SHIT

it was all references and no heart

I enjoyed the movie

Why are you allowed to vote?

bullshit. every character had their own unexplored plot and motivations, a story that just ended because the story was over. only momoa had any form of character growth and development.

oh i guess i SHOULD be creative

oh i guess i SHOULD take care of my brother

oh i guess i DO like animals more than realty

You're not contradicting anything I said in the slightest. I never said the movie was good nor that the themes were well implemented. I literally stated that they weren't

Learn to fucking read, you illiterate nigger.

You will NOT laugh at chicken jockey. Movies are fucking serious, and you aren't supposed to get a subjective experience from them. We need more sincere, slow-burn, art films, like The Super Mario Bros Movie and The Avengers, not this ironic garbage.

Where do you pay to see movies? I have done that befire.

one of the worst movies of all time

it's minecraft so it sells gangbusters

You know what maybe kids don't deserve good movies. Adults too. Actually fuck it Noone deserves anything good.

i am flat out contradicting what you said, you illiterate swine, and here, i'll prove it mathematically:
"a message" =/= 3 half-messages

Actually fuck it Noone deserves anything good.

we've been there for a couple decades

Kinoplex. Or the Blockbuster in Oregon.

learn to read

lmao you're the one who said there's one message, and you were just told there was no message as a bunch of different morals of the story all fought for relevance and none succeeded. what are you not understanding?

I'm going to guess that the message was some variation of "be yourself" and quite honestly we have maybe thousands of films about that at this point. that is no longer sufficient especially when reality is always contradicting that idea so much so that people need to have thousands of films made to make them feel the opposite.

Is that...a subjective opinion? AIIIIIEEE HELP ME V-SAMA

you will have to guess because i guarantee that anon will not tell you what he thinks the supposed message was

Kinoplex

Don't live in Poland so I can't pay for that

Blockbuster in Oregon.

Not moving to Oregon, but I do have many organs, so I can't pay for that either
But thanks for the info

You are so retarded it's not even funny. You can try to do something and still fail. Even if you fail, you stilled tried to do something. Just because you failed, doesn't mean that you didn't try to do something. You can try to argue for X, even if you're arguments are shit. But just because you didn't manage to convince anyone doesn't mean you didn't try to argue for X.

Redo your entire education starting from kindergarten, you absolute retard.

be yourself

starring the fakest human being alive

this is art

cute knees

That you're literally retarded and failed English class.

It was "use your creativity in the real world too."

Rope.

The reason Minecraft is such a massive success is because it's sincere.

It's not part of a big franchise nor an adaptation of a big game, instead it's an adaptation of an indie game and the movie itself is a non-profit passion project that doesn't give a shit about appealing to china or other big countries.

now that i think about it, the mario movie did not have a single iconic scene

it was so mid

yeah they tried to shit out a bunch of different plots and motivations and they all failed. that is a far cry from the movie having "a message"

i'm just calling you out on claiming that there was one concise message to suss out and not a bunch of them thrown in your face with no real resolution. i am not arguing the movie had zero message whatsoever. soak your head.

I found my ex bf I'm a tranny forced his new gf to see this opening night, and god, I just can't believe I ever dated that fucking loser. I swear the only people seeing this movie are children, and manchildren like my ex.

it was "use your creativity in the real world too"

fucking HOW? everyone got fucked by it until the end where they changed nothing but suddenly the world bent to accommodate them, when it refused to at the start of the movie.

All you need to placate minecraft fans is jack black saying stuff
youtube.com/shorts/tQGMWNPR2kU

it's hilarious seeing out of touch old fuck millenials seethe and mald so hard at this shit

you losers have no idea how to have fun lmao

Are audiences that fucking starved for a movie for a watchable (is it even that?) movie? Or is it just dumb kids?

This wouldn't happen if millenials beat their children.

that is a far cry from the movie having "a message"

Do you understand what a message, a moral even is you uneducated retard faggot? It's something the characters learn throughout the movie or an overarching theme in it. Even if you think the way they tried to implement these teaching in the movie, it doesn't mean that there isn't a message. It doesn't mean there isn't an underlying intention behind it.

i am not arguing the movie had zero message whatsoever

that is a far cry from the movie having "a message"

In English, what you said here is that the movie doesn't have a message. I get that you're like 12 and dropped out of kindergarten, but could at least not be this much of a fucking retard?

You literally argued for 2 entire posts that the movie didn't have a message.

inb4 hurr durr

Then learn to fucking write, you fucking retard. State your thoughts clearer. If you think the movie has a message, but that the message is weak because it's not well implemented, that just say so. Oh, wait. That's what I did? So, why the fuck would you ever reply to my post and disagree with it? Are you acting like a retard on purpose?

They literally state it before going into the portal.

fucking HOW? everyone got fucked by it until the end where they changed nothing but suddenly the world bent to accommodate them

You answered your own question. I get that the movie is bad, but could you at least learn to analyse media. It would help you immensely when you actually watch a good movie or play a good game.

as with most things now, it comes down to eyeballs. social media brain, everyone's gotta know you exist and how hard you exist, so you go to the next meme and make some noise.

are you 12

Sonic and it's not even close.

Notch is anti semetic

cast a jew as Steve

Its disney all over again

Mine-shit-craft is all memes and no substance

ARE THOSE KIDS HAVING FUN!?

HECKIN SAVE ME THANOS

Terminator 2

Dude, the MK players didn't recognize T-1000 as guestt characters.

what are you thoughts on graffiti artists

indie game

owned by fucking microsoft

Minecraft hasnt been an indie game since notch sold it.

These ranking shorts are so lousy. Hate this format.

Kneel Tendies

Sonic isnt about irony poisioning
Sonic is about austism

We took our kid to go see it today and we all had a great time. Theater was pretty full too because of spring break

He never had a plasma shit

what an stupid take holy shit
its sucess because of ADHD autists and memelords and because of the name alone.

I don't know why I've grown to hate Jack black. It's almost like he himself as a person has become flanderized and maybe it's also because he doesn't seem to take care of himself.

Zoomershit have Gen X parents, not millennials. Gen alpha has millenial parents

No one will care about the sequel. Most people watched this movie ironically, the fad will have passed by the time a sequel releases. This will crash harder than when they put Morbius back in theaters after the meme died.

He is someone who realized early that he was never going to be a serious actor and just went all in on typecasting. It is annoying now because it worked and he is in alot of shit now

I've had one of those, the vapor was making my eyes burn, I'm pretty sure I had a stomach flu.

where's the Anon Babble server?

If Peach farted in it then it wouldn't lose its record.

How does Minecraft domestic compare to Ne Zha 2 domestic? Both are kids movies with a lot of built in nostalgia/recognition.

I'm curious to see what hairstyle broccoli boys bring into adulthood, assuming they have any hair left at the rate their hairline recedes.

Who's watching this shit? I don't know anyone who's been to see it and I mostly know 30 year old boomers who played the game

However I do like that the other Kongs got to be in the movie

Am I the only one here who enjoyed the movie? I'm 27 and I was expecting it to be pure dogshit but it wasn't actually that bad. I liked the dynamic between Jack Black and Jason Momoa and some of the jokes were funny. They could have removed the black woman and the plot wouldn't have changed at all though. I assume she wasn't in the original script and they threw her in for diversity points.

People like Minecraft and Jack Black.

instant talk about a sequel

There we go, that's the only proof you need that it's made good money.
Any word on a Baldur's Gate sequel lol

I really want a Nitwit plushie.

People have been dumbed down so much that they pay to watch garbage and eat garbage and drink garbage and smoke garbage and pay anything garbage. Why are we like this? What's wrong with us?

Mario Movie is worse, it's just soulless bland formulaic slop. Minecraft Movie is a step above because of this

Its nepotism
Jack black is jewish

Anon thats toe hoe

You're seeing isolated cases no different than the fake hype for Morbius, the actual audience is small kids who just laugh whenever fat man says loud word

crash harder than when they put Morbius back in theaters after the meme died.

This difference being that nobody saw Morbius the first time around

It's honestly not that much different compared to something like Jumanji or most modern family schlock.

hehe yeah not on purpose at all

we only sold 40% of seats lets "cancel" our tour bewhuhuhuhuhu >____<

movies are so bad now, that garbage that people go to see ironically or with a popular IP attached sell boat loads of cash. which just means companies will keep shoveling this shit out.

It was "use your creativity in the real world too."

nice, even in the literal movie about the game, the message is "lmao touch grass". fucks sake how dare gamers take pride in achieving the things that matter to them? why would they be so cringe as to spend their time playing useless games when they could be "applying their creativity to real life (get a job loser).

zoomers won

'emmy

Stupid kids movies doing really well isn't anything new, I'm not defending it, getting mad about this isn't going to change much. The one positive is it's just a dumb movie, and not a dumb political movie. hollywood is so fucked that's honestly still a breath of fresh air

I love wiggers

There's more layers to morbin time.
The joke there was that everyone was sick of mediocre superhero movies and so instead of watching it, people pretended to and made up fake quotes.

Chicken Jockey is closer to people ironically watching The Room

it's not really even about brown bricks, for example when I was a kid watching the bad Pokemon movies my mom could at least fall asleep cause people were being respectful of each other and silently watching the movie

good one, you got two so far.
I'm deducting points for this being a minecraft thread (retarded posters) though.

This form of comedy where JACK BLACK SAID THE THING is the lowest form of comedy in existence. Well below fart jokes, and even 50's boomer jokes and millenial yo mamma jokes.

'em

STEVE BROS WE CANT STOP WINNING

Seethe millenial, seethe!

Cancelled THOUGH

jack black was never funny

programed NPCs

ISILDUUUR

I want to tie them all to a chair and shave them bald.

How is Jason Momoa's performance?

It wouldn't receive any marketing. You would walk by your entertainment district one day and be astonished by a singular The World Ends With You poster outside the theatre.
Then it would be double the effect on blacks Sanji, Shoto and other shonen anime had for

"I feel so connected to this character burdened by the expectations of others!"

Nacho Libre

best out of all of them, I hope he made a good amount from this

I like that movie, and I know it's supposed to be a comedy, but it doesn't feel like one.

LOUD = FUNNY
proven formula
look at kaicenat fame

look at kaicenat fame

Dumbass, that's been the formula since Pewdiepie blew up.

what the fuck is wrong with that adhd edit

It's a great shitpost movie, from a cinematic critic standpoint it's meh

Honestly I watched it for the cinema experience and I wasn't disappointed. The standing ovation every time Jack Black said something from the trailers was a spectacle. They need him in the sequel.

Everyone I've shown this to has laughed at it.

I will be delighted beyond belief if this movie’s meme-ass reception turns it into a new generation’s Rocky Horror Picture Show, where people show up specifically to do this shit and it gets repeat theatrical runs for decades to come.

I dont get the Chicken Jockey joke, like why did they react like that when it happened? I've played Minecraft and have seen a baby zombie on a chicken, and didnt think it was anything special. Anyone want to explain it?

He delivered the retarded lines the writers came up with passion.

how did AI capture jack black's on screen personas so completely

That's not AI, that's real footage from his child-murder cave.

oh you rapscallion

Because that scene was in the trailer and it became a meme in tiktok(probably artificially)
They were waiting for him to say the thing
He said it, so they went wild
There is no more depth to it

Man seriously? I figured it was an actual Minecraft reference

that doo jack black my favorite unc, no cap. chickenjockiebros, we ouchea.

These designs will be in Mario Kart World

It grossed 160 million in the US. It's not the 3rd highest but like the 12th highest.

i feel on some level it's a "okay marketing, if you think we're stupid baboons, fine, we're stupid baboons" thing

it is
a chicken jockey is an actual, rare enemy zombie ingame
the funny part is that jack black is not just like "oh shit it's a chicken jockey i've only ever seen one before" its him looking at the camera in a homer simpson-esque way and just saying "chicken jockey" with a dumbass grin as if he's actually excited momoa's character is about to get his ass beat.

the joke is that instead of having exposition or anything jack's lines are all just the names of ingame items without any context. he just says things like an autistic child. it's actually really fucking funny.

Its a zoomer meme man. Zoomer memes are just an excuse to act out of place thats it. Just like them random saying skibidi but if you ask them what it means they dont know.

trying to explain skibidi toilet to a boomer is like trying to explain how to make a microprocessor to a 14th century peasant

already talking about a sequel

Minecraft 2: GregTech

the joke is that instead of having exposition or anything jack's lines are all just the names of ingame items without any context

I haven’t even seen the movie, only trailers, and I feel like he doesn’t say any single line that isn’t exposition defining game mechanics for people who didn’t play minecraft

villagers

iron golems

chicken jockey

elytra wingsuits

cushion our fall with this bucket of water

flint and steel

The only time he doesn’t do that in the trailers is the “yearned for the mines” bit and even that’s just a meme reference to something related to the game.

Pokemon?
But not really since its fans genuinely like it even if it's complete shit.

“yearned for the mines” bit and even that’s just a meme reference to something related to the game.

i'm almost positive it's a line from the simpsons, said by mr. burns while lamenting modern youth

there was an oldtroon sneed episode where the cutting edge social commentary was that bart said one braindead line repeatedly and audiences loved it every time

It’s a reference to a Twitter post making a joke about how after child labor was abolished, kids passed the time doing virtual mining instead of real mining… So we should bring back child labor, because “children yearn for the mines”

tfw WHITE PEOPLE are throwing popcorn randomly

tfw 3rd wordler

tfw no popcorn to eat

It's over bros

Randomly saying skibidi has nothing to do with the video's however.
They just found the word funny and wanted to apply is somewhere.
B-but le boomers did the... no boomers didnt randomly say popeye, pokemon or a-team out of nowhere.

The Devil May Cry anime was right... WE are the demons...

anyone have the Catbox of the zoomers shitting on the black woman character?

literally nothing else at all for kids to go see

cookie cutter with a paint job sloppa sells

Yes. Thats how it works.
Every single video game movie is cookie cutter generic hero journey script slop...except one...

Not gonna happen.

They're just doing this for tiktok however

I know but it’d be cool if it did. There should be more things like Rocky Horror.

if minecraft is so great how come they never made minecraft two

why does he have a hipster anarchy tattoo that the original devs would have made fun of

why is everything ironic now?

trying to explain skibidi toilet to a boomer

Gmod earth defense force with giant insects replaced with toilet people

I don't think you can make a lasting thing like that anymore. This is all based in tiktok trends, which have an extremely fast turn over. Everyone who wants to do this will be done in two weeks then move on to the next thing.

old fat man yaoi won

itt Xoomerboomers have completely lost their inner child and forgot what it was like doing something completely retarded just to fuck over out of touch boomers

sad, you all forgot what trolling was and became the squares

it's actually really fucking funny.

...is it, really?

I never acted like a monkey in a theater though?

you acted like one infront of a camera just to fuck with shia lebeuf tho

Banjo Kazooie has yet to have a movie.
Banjokes never learn!

having fun means you have to be annoying

No thats just an excuse to chimp in the context of a meme.

No? we won that culture battle, we lost the war tho.

Video games?

Wanting a movie to fail is childish.

point and laugh at the wannabe jannie

He was the only decent character.

it was a genuinely good and funny movie

jack black always delivers on kids movies

no dei, no retarded drawn out backstory, just straight into minecraft

its like jumanji if they skipped everything and got right to the board game

no dei

name one instance of dei in the movie

jack black is jewish

its like jumanji if they skipped everything and got right to the board game

So it's like Jumanji, but worse?

Jason Momoa is a boonga

adam sandlers Pixels unironically has a more coherent plot

no boomers didnt randomly say popeye, pokemon or a-team out of nowhere.

popeye rizz ohio stick your gyatt out for the a-team

there's a 300lb gorilla bitch

no dei

awwww helll naw

she's a token
we're retvring to tradition

fat jew

fat abbo

fat negress

Pevk

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=SrW9dyPg9Ko

WE NEED A BLACK REBEL WILSON!

now imagine if the movie was actually good

I can assure you it’s totally possible to have fun without autistically screeching and acting like niggers.

Why couldn't she look like this in the movie?

This is incredible. If you can't appreciate this level of enthusiasm and sheer, unbridled enjoyment, there is no hope for you

She looks really bad in the movie but on interviews she looks decent enough

Like a fat nigger? She did.

Unironically it was ALL thanks to Jack Black, it was Jack Black overacting the one thing that sold the movie alone

If you can't appreciate this level of enthusiasm and sheer, unbridled enjoyment, there is no hope for you

None of it is sincere and its disgusting.

Sure looks pretty sincere to me

Then you don't know what sincerity means and you are not a human, you are a golem

Dude they are laughing tears of joy and hugging eachother. It's sincere enjoyment. You're just a selfish, angry, self-hating narcicisst and you project that onto everyone and everything else around you, so you can't even begin to understand giving up a part of yourself to experience the greater enjoyment of group coordinated activity with friends and beloved ones. Only golem is you.

This thread is exactly like those threads with a pic of some kid who had a minecraft birthday party and OP would call it cringe
except in those threads, everyone disagreed with OP and called him retarded

meanwhile everyone now suddenly finds it le cringe when kids like kiddie stuff, wow, so cringe Anon Babbleros amirite
not like we ever freaked out over pokeymans or whatever when we were retarded kids, this generation is really messed up huh??? kids these days!

The people who post this forced meme are the ones going crazy over Minecraft In the theater.

cringe post

all of your friends secretly despise you

CHICKEN JOCKEY

Imagine dropping a fat loaf on the floor and screaming at the horrified janny coming in "CLEAN IT UP YOU FUCKING NIGGER FILTH, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT, YOUR PARENTS NEVER LOVED YOU NOW CLEAN UP MY FUCKING MESS YOU INFERIOR FUCKING SLAVE"

zoomers know how to have fun

Do parents not parent their kids any more? I can't even imagine thinking of doing this as a kid, because if I did anything remotely close to this I would get my ass beat and grounded for weeks. Why do people just let their kids be absolute menaces?

in argentina a group of teenagers pulled their pants down and took a massive shit during the chicken jockey scene and the theater had to be evacuated due to the smell

they said it was "roughly 600kgs of shit"

Gas all zoomers.

they aren't monitoring the kid when they do this shit. you act like a fucking animal at the mall then you go home and act normal. how do you not understand this

Boomer here. Why was/is Minecraft so popular?

you act like a fucking animal at the mall

No, I would never have, because my parents taught me not to and punished me severely if I did.

Parents are afraid of their kids these days, you can't do shit against a sociopathic zoomer who does not care at all

The theater are just going sweep this up and dump it back in the popcorn bin.
This is saving them money.

Chicken jockey is zoomie speak for jerking off your friends.

Your a pussy and your parents are cucks

I remember playing the earliest builds and lost interest pretty quickly, but I thought it was fine. The appeal at the time was that it was basically a world of lego, where you came up with your own goals and projects, and unlike something like GMOD you actually had to explore and survive to make progress and find the material you needed to make something.

As for why children have latched onto it for so long? I don't know. Their favorite streamers played it.

i'm watching a cam rip of this movie and i'm in awe of how bad it is it's exactly like those fake live-action fan film videos from youtube in 2012

Old men seething is the whole board now. It's ugly and tiresome.

Minecraft always bothered me because of how fucking empty it is and how pointless 99% of the blocks are, they are functionally identical and just look different. Terraria took a similar concept but actually added gameplay to it.

This of course is just the result of Notch being a lazy fatass.

behaving yourself in public is for pussies

parents enforcing good behavior with punishment makes them cucks

The only cucks and pussies I see are all the single mothers who raise kids that think it's okay to terrorize entire public spaces while filming it.

It's made over a billion lmfao

sorry you didn't fuck around with your friends growing up bro. but it isn't that serious

gets in your face

screams BOOMER in your ear repeatedly until you fuck off

cry about it lmao, society is cooked and dysfunctional, why bother behaving well when everything is burning?

There's a difference between fucking around with your friends and throwing 5 pounds of popcorn on the floor or taking shits in movie theaters.

he doesn't delight in making worthless wagefilth's lives a living hell

You don't belong here.

That's genuinely sociopathic behavior.

Basediopathic you mean

these tards are just like you. NO CAP

The movie was real real stupid, but I think expecting something on par with the Super Mario Bros movie made me half enjoy it.

yeah thats fair. but i dont blame them. live it up, this shits not gonna be around in 50 years anyway