Sabrina Carpenter in Fortnite

Sabrina Carpenter in Fortnite

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uncanny

Very ugly woman

this
i don't understand the hype with this goblina

The yellow dress is nice

Literally who?

Who?

who?

who? is that a new barbie or something?

She's actually very attractive with less makeup. The clown/bimbo look is her brand though so she cakes it on

creepy midget

This might be a unpopular take but i think Sabrina looks like a super stacy thats still approachable.

Women like her, their idea of female attractiveness differs from the male idea of female attractiveness and vice versa.

Awesome. My wife will certainly get this. It's gonna be a good night as it's taco tuesday!

I hope we don't get a Chappel Roan skin anytime soon. What an uggo.

There's only two Sabrinas I know. The psychic gym leader from gen 1 pokemon and the teenage witch.

she's the fakest "sex freak" i've ever seen and is probably horrible in bed

Nows the time to fast forward to the 21st century.

Never even heard of her, I swear they just invent new celebrities every other week.

nah i'm good

Does anyone actually know who this is?

Because the makeup and hair is fake

you can’t trick me that’s taylor swift

Did you not watch her amazing VMA performance last year?

I'm sorry to hear that. You gotta be up-to-date with pop culture, especially if you play fortnite, otherwise you're going to be lost and left behind.

Hmmmm, nyo.

Why are they trying so hard to make me play fortnite.

You should have been playing for years as its an absolutely necessary activity to play with your friends and/or significant other.

OH NO MY AGP IS KICKING IN!!!

Billie Eilish x Sabrina Carpenter SFM

Now they just need to add the Feather video Gym Costume. Even Anon Babble would like that.

I thought she might've been a relation of The Carpeters duet act from back in the day but it doesn't look like it.

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Oh it's like that, like a dream come true sitting in a platter for you.

Is this just Taylor Swift's replacement because she's getting too old

I have never watched an award show in my life.

It's not really all that difficult to achieve.

Nah, Taylor is bitter and lame, Sabrina is fun and cute.

Catchy music but standard whore slop. Can't wait to see her get plapped by Coach from l4d2.

Why? You need something to talk about with the blokes at work. I don't know if The Game Awards count.

don't look up what she said when doing a bbc radio 1 big weekend concert

How come every 5 years or so there’s a new blonde bimbo archetype female pop singer that tops charts? Like clockwork, they always have the same face and same exact hair color

It feels, so good, no caring what skins appear in fortnite

what did she say

because it works

I don't know but I love me some blonde white women.

Does taco tuesday mean eating pussy?

who

And it feels so goood, not pretending to like the game you like~

The world is not exposed to so many 9/10s and 10/10s on Instagram and other social media, I don't understand how the movie and music industries are still pretending that these 5/10s are star-worthy. And even moreso, why people are still going along with it.
I understand it in the past with boomers, their exposure was just limited and they didn't know any better.
But now no one has any excuse

No it means it's Tuesday and my wife is making a taco salad for dinner tonight.

The world is now*

Good shit. That's what the fuck I'm talking about.

I feel so much lighter like a feather, fomo off my life.

My song of last summer. Good stuff.

tfw too white for sabrina carpenter's snatch

don't know who that is
don't play fortnite

don't think tim sweeney should be allowed to live on earth

I know I have good judgement, I know I have good taste, it's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way.

You got my hopes up, faggot.

Based, but they would also use the nu-Sabrina instead, which sucks ass

Usually talk about hobbies with coworkers, although we're all quite Anon Babbledoorsy sorts.

Who?

MJH is an underrated 90s crush.

don't play fortnite

Aw hell naw

I still have no idea who this is. I just know the Dunkin Donuts near me started shilling her with a branded drink for her and now this. Must be some sort of industry plant like almost all gen z/a celebrities. They just pick a random nigger/whore and put them on the front page of a streaming platform and they go from nobody to celebrity in 5 minutes. Guess it makes sense they won't allow anyone to organically become popular again after Kanye called out their whole game after reaching the top of it.

Everything is planned. They can't be having their employees going into buisness for themselves.

the industry is rigged

Duh, she cute tho

WHO?!!?!

can't wait Anon Babbleros

Tragically mogged by Aunt Zelda to this day

That's the thing though, she looks like a bogged out whore who looks 35 at 20 (or however old she is). I get she is attractive by lip filler nigger Kardashian 2025 normalfag standards, but to call her cute is confusing.

Sabrina actually started as a child actor in Disney shows and had like 5 album releases before she got popular.

Zelda was really cute, don't get me wrong. But Melissa was hotter.

I’ve made peace with all that. What I struggle to make peace with is the millions of people that still blindly consume this trash. And celebrate it. It’s nauseating. It’s harrowing. It’s isolating seeing so many young people oblivious and happily celebrate the pop culture system that’s farming their souls like cattle

Who the fuck still watches these shows? That doesn't mean anything. So she was some kike producers fucktoy lmao.

You haven't seen a 35 year old lately.

knees too pointy

I'm 32 years old nigger trust me I have. They look just like this whore (the "attractive" ones, that is, they all look like blow up dolls to me).

What's wrong with looking full of life?

Sabrina is perfect

talented singer

can actually act, evident in her music videos and older Disney channel content

has a good camera presence as a result, very charismatic and likable

hot as fuck and short, not full short stack but thicker than stick lord skeletons like Olivia Rodrigo

good sense of humor

not blacked (yet please please don’t)

full of life

I mean yeah there is a lot of semen in them

I have no idea who this is but I want to fuck her mouth

REEEE STOP BUYING MASS PRODUCED CRAP

Buys a console

Builds a PC

Uses branded clothing

uses a phone

preorders games

plays gacha

buys toys

lol

Pic related is a great example of it other way around.
Hugh Jackman marketed as an idol for men vs. Hugh Jackman marketed as a romantic fantasy for women.

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Muscle & Fitness

For Men*

It's ok as long as you're treating them like a pre-filled jelly donut. If you're stuck in the cel saga then I cannot help you.

NOOOOOO MAKEUP BAD

uh huh
I like clowns tho

Your idea of beauty is

give me that Madonna in 2024 look

idea of beauty

Oh come on, I said she's cute not that she's the epitome of beauty.

not blacked (yet please please don’t)

She openly joked about BBC having "another meaning" on stage to a bunch of kids anon

She's a whore.

Amazing day for people who love nigger cocks

the concept of a larger penis is unfathomable HOW COULD THIS BE

Why are white guys so fragile

25 going on 50

I don't think that's what I said, Ramesh.

We all gotta glow up sometime.

It's funny, like how you can throw slurs all over the place but a string of words makes you angry, isn't that a myth anyway?

You're actually quite incoherent. All communication is "a string of words", and I've not said anything to suggest I'm angry at anyone about anything. Good luck!

can't believe they chose some pop industry plant whore after peak miku

Kys jew

Someone needs to extend this image further to the left, I want to see the early versions of her too

Who?

whore sings about having sex with men

how original! the jew producers really cooked with this one

Which one is she?

All of them

Does she have any gooner emotes?

That's Madonna from last year on the right.

No he just blasted steroids because he is a manlet and had to compensate

Anyone can be a gooner.

she's not even actually slutty or does slut pop. she's like trying to pretend she is but isn't actually. It's so painfully boring. She's like the missing spices on white people dishes, but pretends to be a spice.

with men

With HER man, which is entirely different.

>not blacked (yet please please don’t)

[citation needed]

Who?
I only k ow Tailor Swift and Billi Eilish's massive breasts.

these are three different women right

Anon Babble wants a cute, malleable, feminine, hot, friendly woman that likes sex with only You

Anon Babble Doesn't like Sabrina Carpenter

Does not compute

anon learns about plastic surgery and whore makeup

This is like that but SMT fuse them together and then give her cartoonist plastic surgery and makeup.

Nah she worked on music for her whole life but wasn't getting a lot of attention, so she went blonde and boom.

Nope, still another nepo baby. Her aunt is Lisa Simpson’s voice actress.

She got a lot of geeks to like her because she mentioned nintendo in one of her popslop songs

This woman doesn't have massive breasts thoughever.

I'm tiring of pretending uncanny isn't hot and I wouldn't fuck it

Nope

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Anon Babbleirgins being Anon Babbleirgins

she's the latest popular pop musician

who? Also cool another model for porn.

She's not even cute. She literally has enough makeup to outdo any classic horror film character.

What is it with retarded normalfag men and abysmally low standards for the women they find attractive? Literally any woman is thought of as cute if she exists, no matter what she actually looks like or what her personality is like. Learn to have some fucking taste.

she's a smaller, sluttier version of taylor swift

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You'll never be happy if you keep caring about that anon, women are freaks, just teach them to do it with you

Already married and happy anon, to a woman who doesn't even know that second meaning of "BBC". Enjoy your whores, though, I'm sure that'll work out for you.

Imagine the porn we will get

I mean Taylor Swift is kinda tall.

under which rock did you find her

She is cute, her personality is cute, even when she moves she is cute.

My woman doesn't know any bad words

Anon, I don't want to talk about your woman, don't bring her on Anon Babble for fuck's sake

Really? I thought that billy eyelash girl was like the hottest shit nowadays

Speaking off classic horror films, the whoever was directing for hammer horror back in the day consistently found 10/10s to for the leading female part in every single one of his films.

5'10

damn she's taller than every mexican/asian guy

Again, get some standards. She's just your basic bitch white chick. Imagine getting this flustered over a woman this subpar.

Is this knock off Taylor Swift?

She's hot and she sings great, she's way above average

T-Swizzle is a once-in-a-generation star.

I won’t lie, I saw a porn video using the Ariana Grande fortnite model and I came hard to it so I guess I’ll look forward to this too

She is literally just a knockoff Taylor Swift, in both looks and talent, dude. She's not absolutely terrible, but she's not anywhere near good. She's mediocre. Stop huffing that copium.

A lot of men just have absolutely shit taste in women and then regret it when they tie the knot to some mediocre woman or have their lives ruined by one.

Fair enough.

The only Carpenter I care about is John Carpenter

Taylor Swift looks like a man, her songs are boring, she is boring, never thought anyone would try copying her, and if that was the case, then Sabrina is like a better version.

Learn to have some fucking taste.

That's impassible for zoomzooms, taste require opinions and preferences, but if you have these you might disagree with someone and ruin the "vibe" which to zoomers is equivalent of committing a heresy.

They're both shit and for tasteless white girls (whether they be actual girls or your typical overgrown womanchild) to gush over boyfriends,boys or some dumb shit like that.

I know you're meming but that's genuinely been my experience with zoomers for the past decade: they just are carbon copies of one another in terms of the things they do and what they like. You can be a genuine contrarian by saying something bad is good just for the sake of argumentation, but zoomers just unironically think shit like this is good and then also think bogged botoxxed whores or a very basic "le trad girl" or just your basic valley-girl knockoff chick, all of whom have zero personality are attractive. It was always the normal enough rejects that had sane tastes with these things, and they aren't the ones driving the culture.

It's fucking grim. Really grim.

what about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

She looks just as uncanny as she looks in real life.

Old news and one of the biggest works in all of humanity.

How am I gonna cry until I can't cry no more without their songs, huh?

Who is the second girl?

SNU SNU

It went from

We have Britney Spears at home

to

We have Taylor Swift at home

Will society ever get over it's fascination with basic blonde white girls?

Cute little princess. I still do not get the seethe.

All i know is espresso and i liked that song.
But fortnite is cringe

kek

178cm

could easily reach 190 with heels

god i want her to step on me

If this song comes up on the radio ill leave it on. Fuck her other songs thoughbeit

Fortnite be making up fake pop stars for collabs now lmao

>not blacked (yet please please don’t)

I remember being this innocent

Call me when her model gets ripped for porn, the model still looks better than her irl self, bogged out of her mind.

Is that a non-union Mexican equivalent of Taylor Swift?

They're not fake. You really gotta leave your house once in a while.

Not really. That was her first big hit.

What the shit is this?

Why did Roan ruin her chance of better fame by being a fake drag dyke bipolar bitch that fired her male writers??? Great brap ass btw

straight

gay

bi

fascinating, is there a male equivalent to this

Don't bullshit me anon that looks like a KISS reunion but only one dude is wearing makeup

That is NOT a female!

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zoomer 10/10s

Good shit.

For me it's
youtube.com/watch?v=x8VkB8ap_FQ

What said
She sometimes tries to push this image of naughty girl during one of her performances by doing CURAHZY sex positions but they're like... so vanilla. It kinda cringe but at the time it's funny and she's hot so it gets a pass.

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The makeup is her thing

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I don't get Chapelle Roan's popularity. That's about as artificial as Ice Spice.

Still waiting my MCR headliner Fortnite.

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Is Billie actually bi or is she just saying that

why is billy eyelash still pretending to be a hippy bum with lazy eyes?

brown hands

dropped

ok but I actually do like good luck babe. It apparently gets white women turnt

Yeah her aunt is famous though so she's a nepo babby aka rigged from the start

Thumbs was an absolute banger though.

She said that to turn attention away from when she was exposed for texting a younger boy like 5 years ago, based shotacon

You have to stop the world just to stop the feeling.

People still think Taylor Swift isn't a man

My boomer parents like her, she somehow appeals to them and the zoomers

best part is knowing someone shorter than her made this post

Nepobaby (Nancy Cartwright's niece) became Disney channel sitcom kid and then worked her way up from there to big popstar

They're all just saying that. They'll get with some some bloke and pop out a kid or two in their mid-late thirties.

I like her songs but not the random part where she curses in it. Doesn't fit the image I had of her. For some artists, it works well and adds to the song but I wonder why she felt it was necessary.

go back

This is why zoomers hate women and sex now

animal abuse

brown hands

checks out

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OK but why did she did that to Dolly Parton lmao

It can't be due to gooning from an early age and SSRIs.

Oh. No wonder I have no idea who this is. Now does Fortnite have Katie Perry or...uhh...Taylor Swift?

Look at those fucking shoulders
You have to be retarded to think BILLY is a woman

no ass

no tits

not a coalburner thoughbeit

Women?

Bro Katy Perry's career has been dead for years.

I'm installing Fornite for this.

I'm confused on all the systems though.

Is the Festival Pass not the Battle Pass? How do I advance the Festival Pass? Do I need friends?

Katy Perry has been done since that piece of shit Women's World song. Taylor is probably asking for too much money.

Missing one

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Just get Fortnite Crew where you get all the passes.

Who?

Add this costume Tim, I know you want to

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Where does ZOG pull these creatures from? I can't keep up

Zoomer 'sex' symbols are so shit it's unreal

ZOG

Grow up

not Karen Carpenter

Worthless.

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Is she John Carpenter's granddaughter? Can we expect Snake Plissken next

ZOG ZOG ZOG ZOG
Eat shit

Are these really the faces of modern pop

This is a man

TSwift > Chappelle Roan > Olivia Rodrigo > Sabrina Carpenter > Dua Lipa

I like all of them desu

Charli is sexo

TS > DL > SC = OR > not sure I've ever heard a CR song

What were yours grandpa?

Failed normaltranny thread

Am I supposed to know who this is?

Damn that's rough, no wonder K-Pop is winning

Seek psychological help before you go off the deep end and I'm unable to help you.

No, they added her for me.

It's easier to find/make visuals than talent.

That nigga

Help yourself this cock *slaps it on your face*

bunch of pretty dolls dancing

I mean they are hot but what else

I'm not an omnisexual zoomer like you so that isn't in demand.

Fortnite wanted MJ but his estate wanted a lot of money.

Olivia when?

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weird ass literal manchild with like 3 good songs

Boomers are so weird

I was told you are a cute girl. Well it's too late now, demand or not you'll have to go through

I want to have sex with Sabrina Carpenter if you know what I mean

I really don't know why anyone would want their likeness to be in a game where you kill and get killed by people. At least Fortnite is less violent than Nikki Minaj in Call of Duty, I guess.

new AGP skin dropping. Peach when?

I was told

Your schizophrenia needs some treatment.

I... don't.

blatant viral marketing thread from a paid shill

posts two marketing images of the product being shilled

one includes all her outfits and accessories! So organic, uwow!

Makes sure to use proper capitalization for marketing product "Sabrina Carpenter" and marketing product "Fortnite"

jannies will allow this blatant paid viral marketing nigger faggot shill thread

will instead go and delete some on topic vidya discussion instead

This is why vidya butts exists btw.

He flew on the Epstein plane btw

It's not really a violent game. My wife treats it more like a game of hide and seek because she sucks at the combat/building aspect.

Everyone was talking about it. Go touch some grass instead of spending whole day on anime incel forum

That's all they need to be though, everything else is done for them. Western pop industry fleshlights don't even have the hotness factor anymore

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Dua Lipa is my GOAT kys

I'm trying to change that. Install and make a Tinder profile, immediately before it's too late!

Can people just stop being fatphobic?

Billy Plantlish has a nice voice, also she interprets her songs with her soul, you can feel the words

JUST LIKE ME, THEY LONG TO BE
CLOSE TO YOU

for me it's melanie martinez

NIG-

Sharpest Tool is underrated

Be the change you want to see instead of pestering strangers. Incelchudpissbabynerd, fuck you.
Time to have le sex with my GF

ok but she had a nigger boyfriend

Sorry, buddy. I've been happily married for nearly 20 years.

I wonder how'd she be without anti-psycotic medication due to her tourette's syndrome.

Well go watch some Fox News or w/e it's a more appropriate form of entertainment for fossils like you

DemonDice Icon skin when?

I haven't had cable since at least 2007. I watch pac-strats. Don't worry: you too will grow old.

Only SEAniggers like this bitch

I can smell this picture.

P2W hitbox

No, I'll remain young in spirit forever. Definitely won't become a scared husk like you

What does it smell like? I need a good laugh.

No, I'll remain young in spirit forever.

LOL ok bud.

Definitely won't become a scared husk like you

You don't know me, lil'man.

I've seen enough of your whiny rape victim posts to know just enough.

'essence du queef' ~ the smell of a woman who psyopped herself she's attractive

Sweat, white girl sweat and rubber, would anyways

whiny rape victim posts

Yep definite schizoposting.

I was hoping it was a wild berry wax melt. I'm rather disappointed.

All I know is they were pop stars for awhile. And apparently people were upset about Taylor Swifts football boyfriend.

They're up next after Sabrina's Festival season ends accordint to credible leakers btw.

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Epstein only dealt in girls though

oh boy ANOTHER basic white woman skin

BOOOOOOOORING. I can definitely tell you are old as fuck, stuck record.

Karen is cuter than any of the big fermale pop stars and I'm tired of pretending that she's not

Anon don't toy with me like this

Brittany spears?

What emotes will be associated with these skins?

I prefer Erin Grundy or Jennifer Samsonite.

Robot Rock comes to mind

that's kind hot

burger nuggets nuggets burger

Around the world

I wonder if the pig masks will be alt styles, though zoomers wouldn't get it.

traversal floating pyramid that plays One More Time

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Peak slampig material.

More importantly which style are they gonna be with which alts?

plastic masks of Justice on top of the helmets

Probably Discovery as it's the most iconic and beginning of the robot gimmick which is one of my all time favorite albums despite being nothing but a sampled tribute album.

She's Christian now

Makes sure to use proper capitalization for marketing product "Sabrina Carpenter" and marketing product "Fortnite"

Using proper english capitalization of names is marketing now? What are you, a nigger? muhfuggen bix nood

Taylor Swift looks like a man, her songs are boring, she is boring

shut the fuck up

Spankable butt

I mean, besides the tds he's right

Yeah 5 years ago grandpa

If they were going to add tiktok artists they should've at least went with the superior choice

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At least she's upfront of what she wants. White bois with micros: keep moving.

Why are there so many jailbaitcoded celebs these days?

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They've done nothing good with the Billie Eilish model so far.

Imagine being an unironic Swifty lmfao
She sucks, you suck, you should both die immediately.

A lot of men just have absolutely shit taste in women and then regret it when they tie the knot to some mediocre woman or have their lives ruined by one.

Buddy, it's not men calling any of these cashiers pretty.

these days

jailbaitcoded

looks 45

Both her and Addison Rae are primo girl next door slampigs. Gives me hope for zoomers

Pic unrelated...?

le suddenly

I can't even call you a grandpa, you're just a retard.

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I thought we would've moved past that now that we know 21 year old are kids and can't be in a relationship with older men.

45 year olds wish they looked that good.

This chick doesn't look or act black. Is acting ghetto no longer cool with zoomers?

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You mean 24, you Acrobat Reader.

They look better on average, actually. Your drag queen is ass.

You act like the concept of a sugar daddy is a bygone concept.

oof

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She isn't a drag queen. Stop being dramatic.

go outside.

zoomers think this is hot

she looks like she works the drive thru at a chick fil a

I don't think anyone but women who can't get laid really believe that.

Most women I see in real life are more attractive than the celebs that get pushed.

It's not jailbait coded when she IS jailbait at time of image

it was a better time

She's hot and is an amazing dancer but her songs are pretty boring.
At least Addison has some genuine catchy tunes
(even if they almost sound like copies of Lana's songs)
youtube.com/watch?v=Hki6RqI-eMA

Anyone still working at places like that while looking as hott as Sabrina are leaving money on the table and wasting time when they could just do OF while making more money while working a hell of a lot less.

Miley Cyrus?

I LOVE PAWGS RAAAAAAHHHH

fire up the brapcannon

why is there an army of simps for this woman here? Is Anon Babble really mostly brown now?

You don't have to be brown to appreciate pure talent!

What woman would a white man be simping for, according to your very valuable opinion?

IS

jailbait can be an aesthetic too you clod.

Are you actually, seriously trying to shame people into believing that Zionist Jews don't have a stranglehold on Western governments?
In fucking Current Year +10?
JIDF ain't what it used to be.

Theres bigger fish to fry, like escaping your secion 8 apartment.

wow
a highschool girl in the aesthetic of a highschool girl

I live in a house in Western Europe, however.

secion

Alright ranjeet, that's enough larping as a white person online for one day

bimbo domination

That's rare.

I'm whiter than most of this sites userbase (given most zoomers aren't white). I'm gonna have to chalk up that error to my phones autocorrect taking nap.

mfw new slop drops

I’m more excited for adventure for the adventure time skins

rare

Not really.

That's not high school attire you cum-o-holic, that's jailbait lingerie. Yes I'm aware she's of jailbait age, it can be both.

It is. Land: they're not making much more of it.

Chappell shittalked country boys for "not being able to make a woman orgasm", as if circumcision doesn't fuck with both parties' abilities to achieve orgasm

she then said some shit about women "being the only ones who can please women", as if the rate of lesbian domestic violence isn't that of a coin flip

Chappell Roan is a stupid rugmuncher who should be zapped back to normal

she can't look like jailbait when she is jailbait

what point do you think you have

I wish I could feel joy like that. Lucky fucker.

Who cares you absolute faggot? Stop behaving like a woman you gossiping tranny.

that there's a difference between pretending to be something and actually being it you giga retard

Anon Babbleabrina

The first time I buy something since Chapter 2
Holy fuck
I love her so much
I'm so happy bros ;_;

She's just misinformed at best or brainwashed at worst.

I just really hate lesbians and hate the Jews even more for driving a rift between men and women. If the kikes didn't steal Americans' foreskins, then I legitimately think that women like Chappell Roan wouldn't be dykes.

im so glad she's videogames now
choli xcx when?

She's the most BLACK CODED white bitch I have ever seen

based sabrina
looks great
we will be buying

Honestly just sounds like your average pansexual genz-millennial woman. They all hate men.

she got a jam track and an emote so far

MIKEY MADISON SKIN WHEN?

I will never forgive the Jews for turning our women against us.

Never heard of her.

women don't even care about sex

This is the only woman Ive ever dedicated a folder to in my hdd

This place makes big black dick jokes all the time, doesn't mean any of you get the big black dick

Incel post

Addison is a mix of Charli, Lana and Britney

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i dont get it. is she some famous carpenter? what so special about constructing shit with wood?

Dave Blunts when?

They should do an update of Red Dragon where it's a Disney manbaby instead of the Tooth Fairy.

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Festival Pass is just straight ass

Based. you're correct, loving BBC is american culture

Crops demand it.

GIVE ME MY FUCKING CHOLI SKIN NOW AND ILL PLAY YOUR SHITTY FUCKING GAME

they better get her titty physics right

didn't that whore fuck elon musk

Yes it’s her, grimeth

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he's 6′ 2″, cope

For real though.
She looks like every 5/10 blonde that went to a good makeup artist for once

When are they gonna get some balls and add the greatest singer songwriter of all time

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I don't even know who that is

Entire personality is being a turbo slut

I don't get it. This is kind of thing that generally functions as a negative movie archetype. Why do people like it?

jackman

manlet

You're mixing comics wolverine with the actual actor, retard

it's extremely relatable. popstars being whores is not new btw. sabrina had the highest streams and sales last year

She's average male height. Carpenter is wearing much larger heels than her in the video and she's still a turbo womanlet

Yeah we already know you can't reach the top shelf, anon

How can Sabrina the gnome garden even compete with Addison Rae.. like it’s not even close.

this is the zoomer beauty standard

No wonder suicide is on the rise

these are the most beautiful women in Korea

Im so sorry for them

Cause it her audience eats that shit up

The cult of baphomet is real. Those are MEN.

Only on Anon Babble can you get retarded incels calling this ugly.

cutest merc!

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When are they going add the real biggest female singer?

bow bow bow!

She’s Beethoven and you’re a goddamn philistine if you don’t recognize her talent

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All zoomer women claim to be bi. Who cares

She wears a wig. She’s not blonde

A hot turbo slut is the female equivalent of a chad.

that's Grimes, some other trash whore.
Sabrina would never

Its just a work.

Yet she chooses to wear makeup that makes her look ridiculous lol

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these days

Is she completely flat-chested? It really seems like she has nothing to work with up top.

I'd play as Salem

That was Grimes. Also, if the increasingly widespread rumors are true, they never fucked cause POE2boy can't get it up

Yeah anon. She LOOKS like one

look pretty

splatter mud and dogshit all over your face everytime you appear in public

"hurr she's not actually ugly you incels"

You really thought you had a point there, huh

don't know a single celebrity faggot named in this thread

feels good man

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Explain the cross

I only know Sabrina cause my gf loves her
No fucking idea about the rest and that's perfect by me

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMALNIGGER PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT

FUCKING RUN NIGGER RUN

Charli/Addison Rae - Stacy tier

Taylor Swift - Beta female tier

Billie/Sabrina/Chappell - Gamme female & femcel tier

Salem is very cute

"Mid", as the kids say.

She is very hot and breedable. That is all.

Your lack of knowledge doesn’t make you cool by de facto not being a boomer, zoom zoom, you’re just lazy

You know ball

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You gotta grow up sometime.

I'm 43, get the FUCK off my board you normalfag trash.

I unironically want Dolarhyde as a Fortnitemares skin alongside Mads!Hannibal.

but where will I discuss vidya with my friends, anon

friends

HOLY SHIT GET OUT TWICE AS HARD

25 years old

What did they do to her bros for her to look so badly walled? I could have saved her

AGP

We're the same age. You should have been in a loving relationship for at least 20 years by now.

She's a good looking 25 year old.

why is this thread about to hit the bump limit. who the fuck cares about fortnite and pop slop music

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You shouldn't be here.

who the fuck cares about fortnite and pop slop music

Like 4 billion people give or take

My gf took me to her concert, I used to hate the idea of this pop slop but experiencing new things made me a happier person :3

Concerts are almost always very fun. Glad you enjoyed them, brother

I'm doing my part to change public perception to shake off the incelistic loserdom that runs rampant here. Please be part of the solution (me) instead of the problem (you).

I'm autistic as fuck and have been here since 2010, anon. If I could find someone that loves me, so can you.

after she said she wished she had it in her, don't forget that part

sorry boomer let me re-post some twitter screencaps and steamchart numbers to make you feel more safe

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Like 4 billion people

there are only about 1 billion people alive, tho

based, normalscum have no place in the gamer world

Man, I wish

this, she looks great for an american

yeah it's strange
is this board full of teenage girls?

Who?

Perhaps you should really rethink your gamer identity.

looks pretty in Fornite

looks hideous irl

How?

Is Bruno Mars not cool? Don't zoomers like 24k and finesse?

Something something American culture...

she wouldn't sell

good for her

admitting to being newfag cancer

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Don't be shallow now. We all look better in vidya form.

Open your heart up, buddy

The lack of attention span is astounding

Not knowing the latest popshit idol

Virgins

Why are you so young yet such a faggot?

looks hideous irl

she doesn't

why is she so fucking bloated

i think he's ragebaiting

test

Coke, anon. Lots of coke

Another Disney Channel starlet who escaped the mouse and matured into a brand centered around sexual empowerment (but with goofy, lighthearted lyrics that make her sound like she's having fun enough that she doesn't blend in with the bajillion others in the same boat, plus manufactured controlled controversy with a bit during her song Juno where she mimes a sex act on stage). She's not the only one from that era of the channel that "made it," but is the biggest and most enduring by far because her songs are earworms and she cashed in on some light mean girl/drama momentum from another girl in her cohort who went viral.
Nobody here should know who she is, like most modern popstars she's mostly popular with girls. I'm only aware of her because I have a preteen niece and watch Todd in the Shadows.

Could be worse and total cringe and out of control like whatever the fuck Jojo Siwa is doing nowadays.

YJK she's the type that lies there in missionary in the most boring way imaginable

Worse, fags.

Whats so bad about that? I only have a few moves anyways

Hop on top
Flop
Pop
(And)
Drop

Anon Babble is full of browns

most handsome american

How do I advance the Festival Pass?

EXP is universal and applies to every pass at once. Play whatever modes you want and it'll progress everything.

Do I need friends?

No, every mode has solo queues. If you're only interested in Festival (BR is self explanatory anyway):

Main Stage is the rhythm game where queuing Fill to play with 3 randoms is optional but doing so will give you progress on quests that want you to get Band Stars or do things with others and access to your lobbymates' jam tracks

Battle Stage is a vs mode with a big lobby that eliminates players with lower scores as it goes on, only allows the weekly rotation to be voted for and played

Jam Stage is there to use the stem system to mix parts of songs you own in a lobby full of randoms on a run around map (not worth touching unless you want to use it for semi-AFK exp that you have to babysit by swapping instruments every 2 minutes)

It's totally bloodless and free marketing, plus for a lot of these pop stars the cartoon violence and goofy factor compliments their branding even when you ignore the goodwill from being cool with appearing in games. I'm pretty sure Ariana Grande is even "lore relevant."

Yeah, I was hoping with Sabrina/Olivia/Dove Cameron doing well for themselves that the era of Miley Cyrus crashouts was over, but I suppose the rectangular small-faced European peasant genes and WAY more infantile initial branding left her no choice if she wanted to stay in the industry. People in this thread are calling Sabrina and co ugly but at least they don't look like my Midwest hillbilly relatives.

I’m blonde. I have a few sisters, and she doesn’t look anything like them.

I live in frogland and fucked an aussie Sheila that was even hotter than this retard. Thanks to couchsurfing. Blonde, blue eyes, petite and tight body. You name it. Not every dude who is on Anon Babble is a loser

still waiting on michael jackson instead of these third rate music artists

Industry plants. Like brie larson, Disney literally bought entire screenings of captain marvel to convince people that the movie was super successful. And they got away with it

WTF man spoiler that shit, I got spooked

tits

And ass

You need to turn off the shota filter in your blacklist to find the good Billie Eilish webms.

Went from Miku to this

People cry about tattoos, but this shit should actually be illegal.

3

retard

Billy jean

Bad

Beat It

Thriller

Scream

Man in the Mirror

You Rock My World

King of pop

hey guise! Taylor is getting old and wrinkly, please stop liking her and like our next pop cow-I mean superstar, instead!

no shit almost everyone famous did back then.

bushybrows ftw! bushybrowbros we're finally back!

I miss her...

Great. Now the BBC animations are gonna swarm.

At least people outside of the third world know who she is unlike Karol G.
Forever seething about how badly Miku was robbed by Newjeans forcing them to rush her out the door, K-Pop really does ruin everything