Game has artificial difficulty

my skin is really sensitive
shaving is like torture but having a beard is also itchy and terrible

I just use an electric razor on my face, but use a normal one on my nuts and pubis

Same, I shave in the shower to avoid having to mess with shaving cream. Usually miss a few patches so I do another once over when I next shower

This is almost exactly how I shave

same
should I just bite the bullet and get electrolysis to get rid of beard follicles
ofc since theres different phases and one session cant remove but a part of them you need to go there like 5 times

I trim above my dick with an electric at like 2mm guard I think and then my actual shaft and balls get a regular razor in the shower
l

Going sideways

Ever

Fuck that.

Get an electric razor.

skill issue

shaving

Why shave if you're a neet virgin? I just trim it

I shave about once a month. I just don't grow that much of a beard.
My hairline is fantastic though.

Mine grows horribly, so I have to shave it at most 2 times a week.

have thick facial hair that grows in quickly

absolutely hate having hair on my face at any level

have to shave every single day

also hate shaving with a passion

life is agony

Same bro. My chin always seems to be red and sore because of it

I actually read that men with poor facial hair growth tend to maintain a better hairline longer.

I'm very hairy so if I don't shave for 3 days I look like a hobo, so I ended up buying a machine, so much faster.

feels itchy and uncomfortable if im not clean shaven
also I have this weird belief that facial hair makes me fall sick more often and being clean shaven keeps me healthy

Forgot to add that I'm ugly anyway, but I still want to look bearable.

Just leave it on and you get used to it, 0 itches

blunt disposable razor

only going downwards

face covered in acne that pisses blood when shaving

yeah Im thinking it's shaving time

use a foil electric razor for a quick shave

always have a permanent stubble

let it grow out until it starts looking too much like pubes

Not my problem

I stopped shaving years ago. I just grow my beard out now, when it gets too long I just use a trimmer. I also haven't shaved my pubes since I was a teenager.

not using a kitchen knife

ngmi

I shave once downwards, then I do a second shave upwards to ensure I get the remaining hair, works every time.

Just because no one is going to see you it does not mean you can not look good. I never leave my house and still shower every day.

I'm the exception then. Fuck me man.
Your hairline/hair is like makeup in women except that when it's gone it's gone.
You could get implants and/or hair growth pills but that's just about the faggiest most insecure thing anyone can do.

London?

Why did God decide to give my shaft hair, and so much of it? It's painful and having to shave it makes my balls shrink because I HAVE cut myself there 2 times already. Maybe it's because of the circumcision...god I'll never forgive my whore mother for doing that to me

fuck is this bullshit, just shave up and down like a normal person.

I just use the barber razor that I shave my head with. I can't imagine caring enough to actually go full clean shaving.

>face covered in acne that pisses blood when shaving

Fuck this shit. I'm not a teenager anymore, so why do I have to put up with this bullshit?

What does having a beard feel like?
t. asian

It's a testosterone thing, unironically. It's why mtf with balding genetics don't bald if they start transitioning early enough.

If you don't dislike the bearded look, the itching stops after it grows to a sufficient length.
It's only itchy when short.

Like bags of sand.

This is what I do and it gets fucking close, just strips a lot of skin cells

It's itchy

annoying
t. med

Feels like nothing until it gets too long

my razor tugs against the hair on my upper lip way more and is much more uncomfortable, everywhere else shaves smooth no issue.

expensive, have to go like 20 times, doesn't even work

Like having pubic hair on your face

I don't remember what it's like to not have one

Itchy at times, gets in your mouth when you try to eat. Catches food.

You could get implants and/or hair growth pills but that's just about the faggiest most insecure thing anyone can do.

It really is better to just "own" your baldness. If it starts to look desperate, just shave your head and accept.

Why? It's so easy with stuff like pic related.

36

have massive jaw and plenty of thick hair

can't grow a beard

Just fucking once I'd like to know how'd I look with a proper beard

Has anyone here tried waxing? The pain sounds painful, but on the other side it lasts longer since it takes the hair from the roots.

I just use an electric razor and leave some stubble, luckily I don't have a sensitive face so I can do it dry with no irritation.

Pencil moustache

Parted

Shave it is

Clean your fucking face, anon.

It's only itchy if you fuck up shaving or you've recently shaved it into a stubble. This is true for shaving any part of your body:face, armpit, chest, back, pubes, asshole, etc. It's also worse for guys when they are shaving their pubes because it also grows on their dick so they have to do that tug and pull thing to get around to it.

it works but it takes a bunch of sessions
laser is the one that doesn't actually do anything long term

You're supposed to shave sideways over the chin? Damn, all the other motions I kind of intuited but I just shave downward over the crest of the chin rather than sideways.

same

absolute monkey

hair everywhere that grows back instantly

painful beard that i have to shave daily

balding

life is a sick joke

what causes this? I'm 35 and I know 19 y/o dudes that have the Kratos beard and hair

I don't get it no one taught me how to shave and I've never looked at guides but I shave exactly like this because it just makes sense

Genes

Know your pain. I'm in the exact boat.
I even had a GF (once) who said I would have looked SO handsome in a beard. Ever since then I've been wondering what it'd look like.

dry as fuck I constantly oil it especially if I shave

Laser it

any other self haircut bros just pull the hair trimmer out and get that shit done in seconds

I have never shaved my ass, and I'm a bear down there. I can't look behind and I'm not gonna let another human being look at it so I guess it will remain.

what causes this?

in my case is probably the sedentary life and the unending acne, my face is so fucking greasy I have to clean it 5 times a day and it's more scar that skin at this point

So all that discussion about drinking water and healthy habits is just BS and kids balding at age 20 is just genetic and there is nothing they can do against it?

What kinda faggot would look at your ass though?

I always shave upward because it's smolther and faster. While it's risky, I haven't cut myself even once.

I can't imagine being unable to shave against the grain bunch of weak skinned sissies

Same but I have to because my beard is patchy as fuck due to shit genes and acne scars.

reddit has some horror stories of people needing to do 90 mins weekly and it can take 50-100h of sessions costing 90$ an hour

what the fuck, it cant be that difficult to get rid of some beard

they can cope telling themselves they are "high test"

It takes like 5 min to shave

hell yeah nigga, let it grow out till it gets in my eyes then just shave it off.
The worst part is when people go "oh my god what happened to your hair" and I just say "shaved it" and they always go "but why???" like I need a reason to cut my hair for free

Are male barbers a meme? Never went to one

tfw 33 and can't grow a beard

At least I still have all my hair.

inb4 God witnesses my vanity and takes that away as well

I wish there were female barbers that specialized in shaving men's ass hair

You can shave by feel but I have no idea why you'd shave your ass unless you're explicitly gay. I can only think of negatives after the fact, like how any ingrown hairs could turn into a painful mess or how you'd have to soap your ass after every shit just to be sure you won't have an horrible rash later down the line.

90 mins weekly

At this point I'd just go full Gandalf and not bother with it, and just shave once a month or whatever.
My time on this earth is too precious to shave for 90 fucking minutes per week.

I am letting my hair grow. Is it true that i still need to trim it to make it grow? Its been a whole year since i last cut it and it feels like it stagnated at my chest.

I went to one once. He was a real piece of shit that kept talking about how he beat the shit out of someone who owed him money for a football bet
wasn't even black, just some hick.
The warm shaving cream was nice but didn't want to go back. I just go to a stylist and use an electric trimmer to keep my sideburns in check.

Have you done it? I've been seriously thinking about this but I dunno how many sessions it is and how permanent it will be.

its about electrolysis, as in someone sticks a wire at the beard follicle and heats it to kill the root and you need to experience that for 50h to get rid of your beard permanently

Anon Babble - Hair Care

I fucking hate pubic hair. And ass hair. My pubic hair makes my balls itch and hair removal cream burns. Wish I could permanently remove all that hair.

Trimming it does not make it grow. It does make it look nice.
No man should have chest-long hair unless you are in a metal band.

Bait used to be bekievable

I started cutting my own hair because I'm cheap and socially retarded. I grow it out for the winter then buzz it super short when it starts to get hot out

tfw it's starting to thin out

non whites get ingrown hair if they don't shave exactly like the op pic

Nah you don't get it. I shed hair. A lot. My trousers, underwear, blankets? Full of ass hair. The same goes for my head hair, i shed a pillow worth of hair, but my hairline is perfect and my head is full of hair. I just don't know anymore and I had given up till this thread

My beard grows super quick now that I'm old but I look fucking ancient when I let it grow out. Being clean shaven is the only thing making me look remotely approachable.

Oh. I still just straight up don't think I'd bother at that point. My appearance just doesn't matter that much to me.

completely wrong

Genes, but I'm pretty sure a lot of guys who have "full" beards like that (younger ones in particular) are just cheating by rubbing minoxidil on their faces every day

if you can grow a beard that means your hair follicles are sensitive to the hormone DHT

sensitivity to DHT causes hair loss

Would you rather have a beard and be bald?
I personally don't know. I also can't grow a beard but my hairline is still as intact as when I was a young lad. Sometimes I wish I could grow a beard, but I'm certain that bald dudes wish more often that they had a head full of hair.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

why would you want to take your beard away you fruity fuck
are you transitioning perchance

turn 34

hairline starts receding

It's so over for me

Grim

Pic related NEVER fails.

Because I dont want to have a beard and I dont want to have to shave it

shit gets on my ass hair and is a pain in the ass, I don't get what you mean that having no hair there means you would have to clean more and get rashes?

I've only seen whites with shitty stubs and jawlines full of ingrown hair craters

non whites don't shave unless they are homos
clean-shaven is a straight while male thing

like pubic hair on your face
i hate it but am too lazy to shave every day

minoxidil in their faces

Jesus. Does that shit even work? I know a guy who uses it on his head every day for years and he hasn't had any results. He went to Turkey recently so hopefully that pans out instead.

Shaving got so much easier when I upgraded to an electric razor.

I have to shave my nut hair otherwise it gets too long and starts getting caught in my pubic creases and underwear bands which fucking hurts. Never had to shave my armpit hair though.

shaving anything but down always

Enjoy razor bumps

I don't mind pubic hair, but ball hair should be genetically removed at birth. I have hairy nuts and they are a NIGHTMARE to shave.

No man should spend their time on anonymous basket weaving forums and yet here we are.

He went to Turkey recently so hopefully that pans out instead

What?

what do you think the ass hair is for if not protecting your skin, gorgeous? just get a bidet

The meme that virgins don't shave their nether realms is STUPID. I have resigned to NEVER getting a hit and I shave that shit CONSTANTLY. That shit is UNCOMFORTABLE, SMELLY, ITCHY and UGLY. Jacking off is way better without a bunch of fucking hair covering the base.

Are you retarded? For a transplant.

I didn't cut or my hair for 3 years and it only went down to my shoulders. How'd you get it to your chest tf
I am also a skeleton and don't eat more than two small meals a day tho...

Pfft, that's nothing. I'm 32 and I have a very noticeable bald spot on my crown AND my hairline is receding. I'm gonna be forced to dot the fucking monk cut. My lumpy, dented head should not be seen by masses

Same. It’s wastes so much time and money, and there’s a 90% chance I’ll cut myself. I wouldn’t do it if I could just grow a decent beard.

Probably to get a hair transplant

assburger spics are all clean shaven though, go to a tekken tournament

i thought this was a bullet with a graduation cap

eat better food and take better showers

get one of those electric body razors and trim that shit down, don't have to worry about nicking yourself

yeah, you're right, at least I have solid hair

funny, i have only seen latinos that look like that
most white dudes i see have beards nowadays, especially younger guys

I got an at-home wax kit and it works great but it hurts my balls so fucking much I probably won't use it on them again. Does manscaped suck like I suspect or is there something to it?

I dont mind except for the moustache. That shit always hurts for some reason

Literally fixed all my problems with shaving
I just shave the neck area and then trim everything else with the clip down to short stubble, easy life

me too anon

...agreed.

Why Turkey?

You get good at it. Just use your testicle for support.

Retro gaming peripheries just suck, but still have a culture trying to tell you they're totally awesome and the only way to do it.

Just don't get too attached, just in case you do lose it in the future.

pic related
u can even buy the thingie replacements if you run it down, comes with 1 extra in the box

I only dislike shaving my neck. I vascilate between growing a full beard during the winter months and then staying clean shaven during summers. I get cuts and razer burn on my neck regardless of what method I use, and that applies to every barber I've visited as well. So I've just given up and gotten an electric razer that I use to clean my neck up and run on my face, then run over with a standard razer to make sure my face is baby smooth (when it's smooth).

What's gotta suck is if you like beards but you can't grow em in. I have some asian friends and they look like they had a fight with a weed whacker if they grow a beard lmao

My trousers, underwear, blankets? Full of ass hair.

Not to worry you, but have you considered going to a doctor?

Use an electric shaver with a 1mm guard. Done in 20 seconds.

Truly the CRTs of shaving

20 here, I'm growing beards on my chin and below my nose but not on the sides yet
its quite annoying to shave

that's the equivalent of a girl lopping off her tits. there's absolutely no reason for a man to hate his beard to the point of lasering it

Fags. Pubic hair is based and hot. Don’t let child molesting women didactic what you should and shouldn’t shave.

Another filtered zoomer

I shave down on my face and up on my neck

No idea. Maybe because it's cheaper there? The Turkish Lira crashed a lot recently so that's my guess.

Pick a direction that works for you, basically.

manscaped is just a regular ass razor blade, just buy a cheap one from the store instead

I use tweezers for my shaft hair, it takes way longer to regrow and their thinner.

I do, but every now and then I'll get a tiny cut and it hurts like a bitch.
I'm thinking of looking into some creams but rubbing my nuts in acid doesn't sound like a good idea.

Do women find hairy ass hot?

women literally get mastectomy after 40 because the tits are a cancer risk and they're no longer used for anything

beard has no purpose besides waste your time being shaven

Maybe it is just genetics i guess. My hair is wavy though, and it stays a little bellow the shoulders when dry. It only hits my chest when wet.
I have been thinking of going to a saloon and do those things that women do to make it straight for a few months, forgot the name lol. But i am not sure about it, i think that making it straight would look too effeminate.

i find women's hairy asses hot

mine started going when i was like 22. i just shave it, it's fine

I am a complete dicklet when flaccid. If I don't shave my pubes will sometimes get stuck in my foreskin.

Not to mention IT FUCKING DISAPPEARS BEHIND MY BUSH

it is above average when erect for some reason

20

Oof.

calling men fags then calling their pubic hair hot in the same sentence

Why do the niggas who run this site don't make a blue off-topic board? I'm not complaining about this thread, but it's clear that the people who frequent this board also want to talk about other stuff anonymously. Now, the best would be to go to other boards, but they aren't as populated. Perchance.

lmao don't forget to buy your beard shaving kit and cream you fucking metrosexual faggot.

i just got an electric shaver because i would use scissors to trim down my neckbeard before shaving and the cheap scissors kept breaking at the middle hinge thing
worked pretty good, last time i had one it broke after like a month so hopefully it works better

pubes will sometimes get stuck in my foreskin

Damn even the cishets getting electro these days...
Maybe the gender accelerationists were right.

I started using safety razors to shave my nuts and haven't cut myself yet, though I only do it like once a month. What always sucks is using some after-shave on them though.

It does. Minoxidil won't make hair grow where there isn't any (so it isn't a fix for baldness), but it can make hairs you already have thicken up, so if fills up patchy beards for an example. Fake beards, fake hair, fake muscles, the cosmetic industry for men is pretty big nowadays.

No. With only very few exceptions, women don't really like the "hairy man" thing.

Safety razors are a fucking meme. Switched back to cartridge after a year and I can get a good shave in 2 minutes. It would take me 20 to get the same equivalent shave with a safety razor, with increased risk of scaring. Even switching to Cremo didn't help.

I know a lot of people and I know not a single woman that cut off her tits preemptively.

What the fuck are you talking about?

oof

what

men should shave

women shouldn't

Wait I just go down for every part I'm supposed to go to the side and stuff?

Anon Babble exists

Shaving pubes makes no sense to me. You have hair on your legs and belly. If you have shave your pubes you’re just gonna have one giants bald patch between your hairy legs and belly. It looks weird.

If I don't shave my pubes will sometimes get stuck in my foreskin.

what

Same here with me lol. Sometimes it will go around the dick and when it gets hard it feels like the hair is strangling it, almost cutting it off.

asmongold didint make a video yet so tell me quin what to think is poe2 good

xD comedy gold

People come to Anon Babble BECAUSE it's populated. The board is more of a video game themed Anon Babble at this point. You have a lot of other boards to actually talk about vidya.

but it can make hairs you already have thicken up

I thought that's what finasteride was for.

No man should care about the length of hair of other men, unless you're a faggot

do not wax your face, if you want to do something like that use a depilatory cream or get laser or something, facial hair is way too sturdy to wax you can do the rest of your body that way if you want though, it doesnt even hurt that much

I just use an electric razor and rub it all around. Easy

Me too, but mostly because of the time.

doctors will rec it depending on risk factors

If only you knew how things really are.

Anyone try those hair removal creams?

Cause then jannies can’t decide which off topic threads they feel like banning

If you're 20 and it's not growing out consistently on your whole face yet, there is a very good chance you're going to patch-hell and there's no escaping that place.
My brother is in patch-hell and he started growing out "selectively" in his early 20s.

It's true, but it makes both jerking off and getting blown less messy.

I literally look as young as ralph macchio in karate kid when im clean shaven and im almost 30

my pubes will sometimes get stuck in my foreskin

Please be bait.

What the fuck is this? Who shaves sideways? I just shave downwards on every spot for my first go through and then upwards the second to get everything baby smooth.

electric beard trimmers make it so ez though. I haven't used a razor in almost 15 years
my facial hair is fucking patchy dogshit though, I keep a (terrible) goatee because my chin is shit too

i trim mine to be same length as my gut and leg hair

Why

I'll look into that. Thanks Anon. Nut hair should still be removable permanently.

same which is why I don't bother outside of special occasions. Looks like shit but I'd rather that then spending time and money on it every couple of days minimum

Shaving your chin sideways is actually the comfier way to do it

Happens to me too but only if I don't trim for a year

turn 25

permanent 5 o'clock shadow that doesn't go away even when I shave

Guess it's beard time

I dont think everybody's facial hair flows the same

It's like that, why till you turn 31.
You will look like an old man and people will start treating you like one.

That one hasnt happened to me in quite a while

I use pic related. It's cheap and it shaves without leaving stubble.

iktfb

you're the one trying to pull a k-popstar face and still has the gall to call me the faggot
just trim it once a week. everyone looks better with a stubble over a clean shave

This. The best threads on this board have nothing to do with video games.

See I don't get it, I hate cartridge razors and generally get a much better time when I use my safety razor and usually get a fair few weeks of usage before I have to change blades.
Sounds like a number of issues, I use an actual brush and soap to lather up and have a great time

I just use an electric shaver and never have to deal with the pain or use shaving cream

that feel of gently pulling a hair out from under your foreskin

It doesn't get everything so you have to shave whatever is missed. It's kind of a mess if you rub it off with a towel so I think showering is better to get it off. It could be really bad for your skin if you have skin conditions like psoriasis or sensitive skin in general.

nah metrofaggot, go to you gay beard club and compliment each others, the first step is admitting you are gay.

Women love five o' clock shadows unless they're kissing you.

I'm > < this close to just removing a layer of skin in my armpits. I fucking hate having that snaggy, itchy fucking hair under there. It'd reduce BO sweat, too.

itchy and hard to groom and doesn't help you get laid

I used to shave mine (with an electric) but I have very little body hair to begin with so it never looked weird. then I was with a woman who hated the totally shaved look and I've just trimmed it since then
still love how big my cock looks when fully shaved

I dunno dude, it depends on how you look. There are some face shapes that you're fucked if your hair goes. When my hairline first started receiving a bit I shaved it all off and looked like a mutant Humpty Dumpty. Talked to a doctor and got on fin, and it's been good for the past 12 years. Only thing I worry about is if and when they eventually stop working. Balding is bullshit and science needs to make CRISPR babies immune to it.

That's fine. I look like I'm an ugly 12 year old without my beard anyway
At least I look like shitty big boss as I am

DISGUSTANG

tfw freshly shaved head

ok, I'll keep that in mind

I find this to be true. I often get complimented about how neat my shadow looks, and it does I agree, but then they ALWAYS complain when we actually kiss.

pube stuck all the way down your frenulum

have to spit on your dick to get it out without hurting

fucking hate that shit israel is right

That happens to me too

Beards are God's punishment against man for trusting Eve so he stains the mouths of men.

i can never get it smooth and shiny, but it's good enough

I, genuinely, wish you the best of luck Anon.

Maybe it is just a thing here in my country but i feel like that the cheap plastic razors are the best for shaving. The more expensive ones always feel dull while the shitty plastic feels like it could split atoms, and only takes a single swipe to take any hair.

I've waxed my own legs and it's pretty tiring to do. Pretty easy to make a mess. It's really nice afterwards though. Too scared to try it anywhere else.

interesting, I'm 32 and have shit facial hair but my hairline hasn't receded a single millimeter. fair tradeoff, honestly

We got Agent 47 ova here.

Imagine waxing your balls.

No, finasteride slows down balding by reducing DHT levels, which can increase hair thickness be reversing follicle miniaturization. Minoxidil just increases blood flow to the area, which can make hairs thicker, but doesn't adress the miniaturization issue, which is why people often use the two together. You could probably apply minoxidil to your ass to get super thicc asshair if you really wanted to.

t. baldy

lol go on then laser that shit but I assure you ywnbaw no matter how much you want to pass

I only do it every couple months cause of this but I hate my beard getting in my food. No mustache genes though I can grow thick beard elsewhere. Bet some of your replies are trannies that hate having to shave their 5 o clock shadow kek

Wish I could grow a beard

God gave me 10cm long hairs on my nipples instead

FUCK

IT FUCKING DISAPPEARS BEHIND MY BUSH

what are you, like 1 inch long? Are you asian?

if it makes you feel any better I've been in the same spot since I was like 26

how the fuck do you shave the hair directly between your nose and upper lip? I have tried every direction and it's literally glued there since years like im hitler, no matter what blade I use everything is ineffective, is this some kinda condition?

Can't grow a beard, always a stache only. Can't get any bulk, always forever skinny. Can't get past 62kg.
What do?

I'm 7 inches and it happens to me too, my hair is really long. The worst is when it happens after a shower and I leave my house, if I'm sitting it's not problem but If I have to walk oh boy, it hurts like a bitch and it's not like I can just reach there to fix it.

stop being indian idk

Just rock the Hitler stache, anon. When somebody asks tell them you can't shave it off.

If I don't have a beard people won't think I'm straight and then what will I do

Is being pathetic fun?

pucker your lips and put the razor right against your nostrils then shave down

It’s Overhead

that 1 gigantic freak white hair on your arm

I can't be the only one with weird shit like this, right?

nta but it takes several sessions and you will always have to go back for touch ups even when its mostly all gone since random hair folicles will suddenly decide to wake up after being dormant all your life.
It is effectively permanent with that kept in mind. The process is going to be you shave like the day before since laser needs stubble to work.
I would recommend doing it if you are sure you dont want that hair. Its a commitment and its going to take a while but in the long run its worth.
But make sure you wont regret

some people have great success but its seems there is an art too it. too long and you suffer, not long enough and you dont get all the hair and you cant reapply it right away so you just look like awkward crap. some people swear by it though
ball hair pulls out easily with out much pain, i just tweeze it or use an epilator

they can't even put unique IDs here, you think they are doing something else? What are they even getting paid for?

the only time I tried manscaping it was great for like 3 days and then I had like 50 pimples grow all around my dick, it was incredibly annoying and painful, not trying that again

how do you shave ass hair and balls

What the fuck is this pubes inside foreskin shit? Pubes start curling at a certain length, why the fuck is it snaking into your foreskin?

have no chest hair

have hair on my nipples instead

EXPLAIN THIS SHIT

this but on my nipple.

What razors/soap do you use? I would love to stick with safety razors but it hasn't worked for me.

Fucking same. I was ~130 for the longest time, eventually bulked up to ~170 but didn't look noticeably different.

trim first then shave, makes it much easier

sideways on the chin

damn is that why I always get cut there, never tried it
I always go downward under the sideburns and it's fine though
no it's a DHT thing fuck off tranny. you can do the same thing with finasteride.

Stop pretending you've actually tried engaging with weightlifting and just actually do it

been using the same disposable razor without a handle for three years

even the can of shaving cream that I've been using is starting to rust

I've always wondered how this shit comes about. do they just turbo sprout over night or do we just not notice them coming for an entire year?

Just make this face in the mirror, should give you the space you need to run a razor over it both ways

hairy chest

hairy shoulders

hairy feet

hairy knuckles

Why am I a fucking hobbit

I grow a mustache and beard easily but virtually none on my cheeks, anything beyond stubble and I look onions.

It starts with getting a job and going to the gym. Be active.

can’t grow a beard

can’t grow chest hair

balding

somehow have a monobrow and hairy anus

Thank you God!

t. dicklet

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have a job interview

wear a black suit and a red tie

meet friends after interview

they all call me agent 47

you could go your whole life like this, or you could laser it all away

Makes you feel very masculine and powerful after a few days of growth but you shave again because clean shaven looks better.

Read the entire post, readlet

don't shave crotch for months

hair becomes long

decide to play with my dick

pull foreskin

long hair curls in

Like this

What the fuck is this?
Just use a saftey razor, down, then across then up. 3 passes, done.

It's 7 inches. It really isn't enough.

every person is the same

clean shaven is one thing but burning away your follicles just to get rid of your 5 o' clock shadow is completely deranged

You’re supposed to come your pubes before jerking off. Amateurs.

what if you cut your balls with a scissor

oh no, a vidya butts thread died for thos

the only faggot here is you

I did, fag. How long flaccid and how long erect?

I'm not much of a science faggot, but I swear the hair just migrates to the rest of your body. I'm covered eyebrow to toe in thick hair, and it all started popping up the moment the hair on my head started falling out.
I have one of those in my chest hair, it's weirdly shiny/silvery compared to other hairs so it sticks out like a fucking sore-thumb. On the plus side when it gets long enough you can wrap it around your finger and rip it off.

like having hair in reverse
if you really have no facial hair at all thats the best, but i think its better to have a short beard you just keep tidy with electric clippers over having to shave constantly

all these whiners

It takes like 2 minutes to shave, and if you're not retarded it doesn't irritate your skin. I just use some 2 dollar aloe shaving cream and an old straight razor I've had for 10 years

get better aim
also use an electric trimmer

Bootlicking homo spotted

ever wonder why you have no friends? this is why

viper image

perchance

gold post

I shave in the shower. Never spent a dime on shaving cream.

my beard straight up doesnt grow on my left cheek but does everywhere else (god my neck hurts), my 5 o'clock looks disgraceful

I wish I could find a gf who doesn’t shave, legs included. It just feels so caveman.

mfw forgot to come my pubes

7 inches

I'm so sorry, bro. You can do exercises to get bigger

I have never measured my dick flaccid. Why the fuck would you?

Erect it is 7 inchos give or take

what did he major in??

I have crazy amounts of both. But I guess I’m just lucky.

pull the Anton Chigurh look in the mirror

go to town on it

is it gay to like having shaved legs

killing niggers with a minor in killing elementary students

yes because gay is code for 'everything nice that men are not allowed to have by society'

is there any difference?

For me it's the 20 dollar supermarket hair clippers that I use once every 2 or 3 months when eating becomes annoying because the hairs push into your mouth like you eating pubes or something.

As an expert on gays, yes

Do it, faggot. You either have extremely long hair or an extreme grower dick

us shavers am i right

It’s not only gay it’s paedophilic

I wish I could find a woman who found my ugly masculine 18% BMI 80kg body attractive.

how the fuck can you do it? i know one guy who shaved his ass and the after itch made it unbearable

Mighty peculiar behavior right there sonny jimbo

You get a gf, but she makes you shave your entire body once a week. Worth it?

bout as gay as wearing thigh high socks

my hairy legs looks like pubic hair
wat do?

What razors/soap do you use

I've jumped razor brands a few times and it hasn't changed my experience much, currently I'm using Astra double edged.
The soap, though, I will always swear by Taylor's of Old Bond Street. I've tried pucks and other creams but this is the kind that really does it best for me.

absolutely i already hate my body hair anyway i'm just lazy

You better be a gymnast or a swimmer or something

i bleed literally every fucking time

I wish I could find a gf that was state mandated but is also a catgirl.

I would if she takes care of her hole daily, one of the nastiest smells I've ever smelled

I have a major in loving minors, especialty in elementary students
I'm 7.5 inches, though. Why is life so cruel?

Since you asked so nicely. It is 3 inches flaccid, but that's bone pressed since I am quite hefty.

we posting our razers here?

I started balding at age 20 and every man in my family is bald, except my dad lol. It may be anecdotal, but the rule of inheriting hair genes from males on your mothers family hits 100% in my case.

Yeah and conversely just doing things people consider "gay" becomes masculine because you were decisive and independent. That's why this shit is hilarious, people are trying to tell other people they're gay over shit is crazy ironic lol

That's nowhere near big enough for a 6th grader.

No, rubbing your hairy legs together after a shower is a good feel, it must feel even better shaved.

Oh noooo why aren't you talking about Nintendo prices!

Eat shit
Have a good Vidya mustache though

I already shave my armpits, so why not? However i have long hair and my hair is non-negotiable, i will never cut it for anyone.

I use this too, specifically the guard that gives me the closest shave because I don't like being clean shaven. Takes like 3 minutes. I have no idea what is happening in this thread. Do people just use their dad's rusty razors as hand-me-downs or something?

Jesus. Ouch.

I can confirm this for myself. The biggest thing I inherited from my dad's side of the family is Type-1 diabetes.

I'll shave my balls and armpit and that's all I can do

i started balding at 16

I'm not alone...

Haha funny shit man

Think your whole face itching.

y-you too

as a massive slob with terrible eating and exercise habits for almost 40 years with very thick and still with barely receding hairline, yes, it's genetics

that's crazy, bro. I understand you now

Fulfill your civic duty to help purge this board of anarchistic, sociopathic, intellectually regressive youtube/reddit/twitter immigrant subhumans like him

Who died and crowned you king of the faggots?

Wouldn't say it's 100%. My dad's genes are doomed to a full head of white hair by 25 and I used to think I lucked out until I turned 30.

Electric razors are for c*suals

I envy future generations in which the genes that cause hair growth below the head have been edited out.

Always has been. True equality is a meme so long as genetics has something to say about it.

not as good as freshly shaven

Not sure how much of this is a me issue, but wouldn't shaving your balls be a massive pain due to the bumps/acne/ingrown hairs? I never shaved there, but those are a pain to deal with without that, plus shaving around it worse.

Because I want to discuss offtopic shit with other videogamers who might or might not have the same experiences as me and I want to find out how they deal with it as opposed to going to some tranny blue board with a population of 27 trannies who share nothing with me except their observation with the topic of said board?

How do people who have to/like to clean shave every single day actually do it

Started balding at 16? Good. That means you stood for something.

I do this when I have a date.
Then I bleed for 20 minutes after.

These filtered me. I stick to disposable razors. They’re extremely wasteful but I have no choice.

I've stopped shaving. Just use a beard trimmer with a #1 guard for the "near shaved" look but still a little bit of stubble every month or so. Makes it look neat and uniform, and its not super long to the point where you look like a hobo

You use foam and aftershave to avoid acne.

i'm scared to grow a beard in case it looks like pubes and then everyone asks if you're trying to grow a beard and then you shave it off in shame at being a failure of a man

Itchy with a desire to rip it all out. It wasn't even a proper beard.

Are you fat?

I use this solely for my neck because my electric shaver refuses to get rid of the hair there.

yeh, not obese tho, construction worker fat

Ingrown hairs IS NOT supposed to be a shaving norm, anon. I literally had to teach my gf, now wife, how to shave her fucking pubes manually and the aftercare so she doesn't get razor bumps.

is everyone here trans or something? it's not a big deal and just takes a few minutes

buy one of those square looks wahl close shavers

if actually gives an incredibly close shave but…it can’t do the neck, at all

I’m absolutely livid

I'm white and cursed with shit facial hair. My dad has a luxurious beard and is bald, I got the opposite, long hair and only shitty chin hair and a thin mustache.

No but genes predispose you to

I never got this itch thing and I have a thick beard
It only itches after I clean shave

the most fun part about having a beard is that not only it stings and/or itches like crazy if you're not used to it, it also can and will absolutely fucking stink if you don't shower for more than two days, and no, soap for hands or bodywash isn't good for cleaning a beard, if you don't want to be a faggot and buy soap specifically for beard they best thing is to cleanse it with shampoo. if you wash it with hand soap or bodywash it will stay greasy and will keep stinking lol

at some point like plenty other anons in this thread I stopped giving a fuck, got fed up with shaving, and just started to trim it with hair clippers with no guard instead, now I only shave if I have to have a job interview or whatever

Autopilot

Lmao chinlet can't live without facial hair

Survive to 40.

Buy a good one made in germany
Use warm water
Go with the grain first, against the grain last

all these anons (presumably male) crying about having body hair

holy fuck lol

meant for

forgot the picture

Trans people don’t have to deal with shaving balls because they pay someone to remove them lol

I really want the safety razor thing to work but it never does. And if you look into it people always just blow you off with

actually you need THIS brand

you just need ONE more overpriced accessory bro trust me

it's supposed to take forever it's a ritual bro

It all feels like larping

be hapa

assume not gonna have to shave according to stereotype

literally had to start shaving everyday since I was 16

I fucking hate shaving. It's so tedious, it doesn't help I use one of those straight razors which makes it take way longer.

meanwhile i just shave my face with a 1mm guard every month and let it grow out the rest of the time

I enjoy it as a moment of concentration where i put everything else out of my head for a minute. Tbh I'm still not very good at it but I'm too stubborn to just by and electric one.

yeah, yeah, lol and what not. But for real, I have this fear I'm going to meet the little girl of my dreams about to break up with current cunny gf and not going to be capable of making love to her

Then let it grow

Some people are growing soft fuzz that slides away with a dull razor. They think they qualify as daily shavers and want to tell you it's not a big deal.
Then there are guys like us that grow thick metal wires as tightly packed as a young forest that needs 5 different direction passes with an ultra sharp razor that's always dull after the first pass. And even as you shave daily it's a permanent 5'o'clock shadow effect anyway. And you have to deal with little razor-sharp shards of facial hair ejecting from the skin all day.

My dad didn't even teach me how to shave

You're only supposed to get rid of stubble with safety razors. Anything more requires heavy duty.

Eunuchs on suicidewatch

My exact same experience. I just wanted to use them cause I thought they looked cool and manly and cartridge razors look like they’re made for children.

excuse the typos, I didn't proofread that

nigga dont even know you start with anal for your lgfs lmaooooo

Works on my machine

it wasn't this simple when i played it

If I don't shave upwards on my neck it leaves behind a bunch of stubble.

Makes sense
How is your daily Life? Work? Hobbies?
What do you do on weekends and holidays?

yep I do this too the last few years.

Nah men get more beard fullness throughout their 20s. I used to have a huge patch on my upper lip, basically no moustache, so any beard I could grow would look ridiculous. Then just as I was turning 30 I noticed I could actually grow it all out. It's still the least full part of my beard but it absolutely improved

Mine didn't either. Or how to ride a bike.
So I bucked up and stole one from my sister's razor and trial and errored it. Fucked up my eyebrows first time too but I managed.
Still haven't learned how to ride a bike though. Shits scary.

just destroy her sphincter, bro

sorry, I'm not into diaper play

it's common. boomer parents didn't teach their kids anything.

dad, I think my car need the oil changed, can you show me how to do it

sure son, when I’m free

go to the gym and come back

he’s changed the oil by himself

Every fucking time

It's your hair, do whatever the fuck you want with it. Guys having a ton of opinions on how your hair makes them feel about sexuality seems way more gay.