Your favorite game franchise just announced that it's getting a live-action movie adaptation starring Jack Black as...

I... am Rean.

Just thinking of some of the vidya I've been playing recently

Factorio

Hacknet and Uplink

Monster Hunter

A little Trackmania

Derail Valley

Cultist Simulator

I don't think any of these really care about the main character all that much. Maybe Monster Hunter or CultSim and even then they are still pretty faceless. Then again Steve is rather faceless but they are making a movie anyway.

Darunia?

Technically he isn't the main character of Minecrafta, the kid is.

That being said, I can picture him in some horrific TWEWY adaptation as Mr. Hanekoma

Rimworld

A story teller

Could be interesting

Kraid

That's a nice list, been ages since I thought about uplink. Achieves precisely what it sets out to do, nothing more, nothing less.

i... am chief

I remember when a based anon livestreamed the fnf movie from the cinema for us

Jack Black just saying the name of everything out loud would actually work pretty well for a DMC movie.

Jack black ... motherfucker always plays jack black

I... am Red.

GutsMan.exe

...let it cook

i am zelda princess of hyrule

Andrew Graves, from the hit new game The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.

can I get a qrd?

Go back to one of your many containment threads. That's where the porn is, faggot.

PER...........

SONA

Either Justus or Cuttlefish.

I... AM CHIEF

MASTA CHIEF WHATTA FUCK U DOIN NIGGA DONT JUST STAND THERE, THE COVENANT HAS LAUNCHED A FULL SCALE ASSAULT ON EARF

SKADOUCHE *throws a sticky grenade on a grunt*

Fallout 76

Oh boy can't wait for the Fallout lore to get fucked up even more

The Courier
Kek

Subnautica

the reaper leviathan shows up and his cry of "reaper!!!" which kicks off an epic escape montage set to jack black's movie-unique cover of 'dont fear the reaper' is the "chicken jockey" of it

The.... NNNNNEREVARINE
*guitar riff*

2 Jack Blacks, one as Billy other as Jimmy

You could drop him on at the end when you [spoilers]kill god.[/spoilers] More importantly, I can think of a better use for Jason Momoa in a blonde wig.

They cast him as Jim Raynor? OHNONONONO...

tf2 scout

Yeah okay

I
AM
THE STRONGEST....

Fuck off nigger, it's a video game and we're on the video games board.

"Emotions are prohibited.........NOT!"

Jason Momoa is 9S

Imagine Jack Black as the Nerevarine.

Moon and Star!

I saved that to my video game folder. It can live there and fester.

I... never asked for this..

Jack black as Link

it's got to be better than whatever meth the live action is going to cook up

Augments and S o y!

I.... am Nerevar

Moon and Star!

He wouldn't be a good fit in any of my favorite franchises. Maybe he can play an alright Dave if he really leaned into it?

It's mostly because I got into Hacknet and it just got me thinking about Uplink so I burned an afternoon on it. If this been a while for ya, look up UplinkOS. And excellent little mod that updates the interface to something a bit more modern friendly and adds a useful feature here and there without changing up the game. Good stuff.

TF2

Scout

Whole movie is just him doing whacky body movements because he's trying to double jump like he used to before he got fat and old.

You........ are SHAZBOT!!!

Yes, I am Kazuma.

i am... factorio

I
AM STRELOK

he wants the quick Reandown

Haha, guess it's time to not hold back...

orphaned and adopted into a Noble family

final student of a legendary swordsman

secret son of the mysterious big bad who's actually good

such a chad that he not only adds every woman to his ever-expanding harem but he makes all the men wet too

his sister and her friend (who is the royal princess)'s vaginas becomes waterfalls at the sheer mention of his name

chosen to pilot an ancient super mecha

masters and can fully control his *psh nothin personell kid" demonic powers

wields a tachi (a better version of a katana) and can teleport behind you

beats one of the most powerful swordsmen in history that's hyped up in trails in the sky

grows up to become a teacher, can romances his underage students

just saying "haha" makes everybody drop their pants for him

uses the power of friendship to defeat the true antagonist interdimensional hatred curse that appears at the last second

even the protagonists of previous games hype him up

becomes a national hero

is technically royalty, his biological father is the reincarnation of an ancient Emperor

breaks up budding romances between other characters that were developing in the third game because everybody sucks his dick in the fourth game

can marry any girl of his choosing, will impregnate them with his chad thundercock

kills himself in a noble self sacrifice with his fujobait boyfriend to break a curse but not really because the even bigger bigger villains rewrite the timeline to get the true ending

becomes one of the strongest characters on the continent

gets raped by a girl in a cave

has the option to cuck Estelle away from Joshua, Tita away from Agate, Tio away from Lloyd, etc.

tops Japanese official popularity polls, brought his franchise to the spotlight,

made it so that the majority of the franchise's games are about him

is the writer's favorite character, writer goes on to call the previous protagonists embarrassing

Enter: John Darksoul II

good question

who will be Agent 3 is getting jumped by octolings

before they get splatted the octolings get wiped out by JB with a bamboolzer

walking into view

”who are you?”

“I am captain cuttlefish”

”woomy…”

I... AM JAMES

jack black

monster hunter

hes either the hunting horn user or a VA for a supporting cat

Jack Black as Catherine Ironfist, Queen of Enroth in the Heroes of Might and Magic 3 live-action

...starring Jack Black as the main character

Who is Jack Black playing?

??

The main character of such franchise?

Hatsune Miku

Jack Black is: Firebrand from Demon's Crest

I'd fucking watch it.

I... am Guy

I bet he would make a badass gerudo in the Legend of Zelda!

I think he would've been a better wario than bowser honestly