Drag x Drive

Why is no one talking about this game?

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it's not out yet dipshit

Nintendo can’t make new ips worth a shit anymore can they? Splatoon was a fluke and that was a decade ago.

Neither is Switch 2 or any of its games, but there's plenty of talk about those.

If they had made the characters something actually worth looking at them maaaybe people would pay attention to wheelchairball, but they just went and made everyone grey robots.

Should've made a Baseketball game instead. Imagine using the joy-cons and camera to psych your opponjnt2yent out.

it's by far the worst thing they showed during the direct

in fact I'm surprised it didn't get more backlash, looks atrocious

Shut yo mouth. Arms was good. Min Min best girl

Because it just doesn't look all that interesting. Maybe I'd pick it up for $5, but considering they're selling a fucking manual for $10 I have no doubts their hubris will price this at at leasst $60, if not more.

I wonder if there will be any substance to this game
Because the Direct made it seem like a multiplayer tech demo for double mouse controls
About as deep as ARMS was, and we all know how that went

paraplegic ball game where every character is the same nondescript grey dude playing in some sterile urban environment

How the fuck did they went from ARMS to this?

ARMS at least had style, if nothing else.

arms had at least good art and sound direction

this doesn't just look totally uninteresting gameplay wise but this might be the most drab and depressing game they've ever released, as if playing as cripples wasn't already unsettling enough

baffling art direction from nintendo

Probably less deep than ARMS. They played it for 20 minutes on Treehouse Live, and it really doesn't look all that fun to play and seems to completely lack content: youtu.be/JNOA97FX5oM

How can I identify with this.

Looks like they're in a dystopian prison yard
not just a dystopia, nor just a prison yard, but a prison yard in a dystopia, if that wasn't clear

Break both your legs, then you'll relate.

Yeah it would deserve more public scorn and mockery. Everyone who developed and approved of this abomination should be fired.

it's so slow too

even the ten bucks demo is more appealing than this

I thought Anon Babble would come up with so many memes for disabled rocket league in wheelchairs but no, nothing

shovelware ass game

yeah that's weird

I was expecting tons of

oh no no no no nintendosisters here's your wheelchair exclusive

but no, it doesn't even produce shitposting

The sad thing is, I really can't think of a better premise for this control scheme.

Stupid control scheme, no-one will use mouse mode when laid back on their couch

Nothing to identify with the characters as likable, goofy proportions don't help

Pace looks somehow even slower than Splatoon which isn't great for what is supposed to be an action-y fast paced sports game

And most importantly

nothing to fap to

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tractor/crane/zero-turn controls

two-handed air hockey

foosball

DJ record spinning

controlling gates/platforms in a lemmings-style game

Just off the top of my head.

It looks like a tech demo

I was unironically thinking about a game using a double mousecon setup before the direct but I imagined a multiplayer shooter/brawler where arms-like characters had caterpillar treads instead of legs and you moved around like that

Should have made it cute anime girl cripples and I guarantee it would see a couple million

When I showed it to my gf we laughed for a good 5 minutes, then she said "who the fuck wants to play as a disabled robot, even disabled people want to play as normal people"
Honestly I agree, it's fucking retarded, maybe the funniest thing out of the whole direct, but still incredibly out of touch

Announce a new successor to your best selling console

The brand new IP you come up to show off your new gimmick is rocket league with cripples

What were they thinking? this shit is a downgrade from arms

Should have made arms 2 with a dual mouse control scheme option

Mario Paint Flyswatter Game 2: This Time You Have Two Flyswatters

Hackimoto

I was expecting monolith soft to show their fabled new action game IP, instead I got cripple basketball

thanks nintendo

It looks boring compared to Arms and that game was already very meh. Characters even look like tech demo dummies and the game was probably made with crippled characters just because some suit thought about being inclusive and shit. It's going to flop.

Shovelware.

it actually looks like a fun game, but its not gonna catch on

It's not terrible or good just boring so no memes or people shitting on it, the worst thing that can happen to a game.

it actually looks like a fun game

no it doesn't lol

Makes me remember that piece of shit ARMS.

Nintendo has so many IPs that they can't appease all their fans in a generation. They have to contract out to other devs like Mercury Steam or Retro or Next Level and still people are begging them for more Paper Mario or F-Zero or Metroid or Star Fox or Pikmin or etc.

Splatoon just added another bowling ball they need to juggle.

I was surprised too. No one even said anything about it, I was expecting this to be the shitposting game of the next couple weeks when it got announced

not sure exactly what this means

Mario Paint 2
Wario Ware
Mario Party

Kid Icarus

Retro or Next Level

they're nintendo owned studios

treehouse sucks at video games though

arms had cool characters and world building

Fitting, because Drag x Drive sucks at being one.

Full priced tech demo

No unique characters

No interesting art style

This is as barebones as it gets

Console exclusive

it is dead on arrival.

Yeah but they're in a position much more different compared to EPD
Nintendo owns Retro and Next Level Games but EPD IS Nintendo

They're sending it to the slaughter by having it be cheap to offset accusations that 70-80 is gonna be the standard price

I was watching some impression and apparently it has a combo multiplier for the tricks and all. You can even bunny hop the wheelchair