Halo CE remake from 34...I mean Halo studios

343 / Halo Studios

Trash

Liquid shit

guys we’ve learnt from our previous mistakes, we promise this one will be good and will come with ALL the features you expect from a halo game

unfortunately we’ve had to delay forge guys until a year into launch.

unfortunately there is not split screen guys. The series X just can’t handle it.

unfortunately we’re only able it to launch with slayer and capture the flag guys. The game is just very difficult to code please understand.

yeah unfortunately we’ve decided to remove skirmishers, drones, brutes, and engineers from the game guys. F-for lore reasons of course.

unfortunately the flood won’t be coming at launch guys. You’ll be fighting sentinels where you would have traditionally fought flood in CE. Don’t worry, the flood will be coming in a soon to be cancelled future DLC!

we’ve decided to go for a more open world campaign this time. Unfortunately this means we’ll have to have slightly less biome diversity in the campaign, but don’t worry we’re adding a bunch of cool animals to look at while you free roam.

unfortunately we’ve had to cut the big animals. They were taking up too much dev time.

you absolutely can wear the default mark V armour in multiplayer…if you pay $100 for the skin pack or reach level quadrillion by playing the game 8 hours a day for 6 months.

all the iconic halo weapons are back! Except the plasma rifle of course.

unfortunately we’ve had to pay walk all the armour customisation in the game guys and jack up the prices. Gaming is very expensive it’s the only way we can make a profit guys.

we’re really sorry the game launched in the buggy broken state guys. Developing games is really hard guys we’re really sorry. You’re right, we should’ve delayed the game to fix these issues, we’re so sorry please buy our next game!

This a new screenshots?

Made for BWC

Another one for the shit I didn't ask for pile

playable fem elites never ever

Easy billions, missed by suits once again...

I don’t like how they made master chief look round and fat plus with the adult diaper he’s wearing
This they will promise cool shit and make the player think they’re listening

After falling for infinite I’m not gonna buy it. You know all these years I’ve always said ending halo on 3 makes no sense but as I grew I appreciated that master chiefs story should of ended in 3.

I'd be fine with it maybe if they brought back fem spartans properly

Why have they gave that elite such a fat ass?

Why would ending it on 3 not make sense?

a ton of black women and snide banter about women in the military and master chief probably won't be the main character anymore

The future of Halo is UE5

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This shit has to be a money laundering scheme at this point. There's no way these fucksticks think this will make them money

CE will be rewritten to follow the Halo TV show's canon and show chief's face in every cutscene

All rings were activated and on standby so clearly something like a splinter group of brutes could active them or something along those lines and that master chief being stuck stranded for years hints at it being a cliffhanger really, but like I said I grew and realise chief deserves a well long rest.

Halo CE Remake Will Learn From the Mistakes of Halo Infinite

The fact that wasted millions in making a new engine for infinite only to drop it after one game for UE5 slop makes it funnier.

Which learned its mistake from 5

They can’t activate them. They need a human to. The covenant just fell and the elites are well aware that the rings are weapons and would be defending them with their lives. There’s obviously story threads you could pursue post 3, but generally it was a good place to end the series cause the genocidal war was over and as far as anyone could tell all the flood that’d been released was quickly eradicated.

they can’t active them

You sure? I thought once they got Johnson to go up to the terminal readying to turn on halo rings but getting foiled but putting them all on standby that they didn’t even need humans to fire them afterwards?

Well they blew up the ark iirc, so if they wanted to fire them they probably need new index keys, which they can’t use without a human.

It'll be shit. Halo Studios is still 343, they just lost the bald fuck and the two women that were in charge. It's still the same ship filled with the same idiots that haven't fixed Infinite.

It's 100% going to be shit because every Halo game they make will always have

Advanced movements, clambering and sprint

Aim down sights

hyper fixation on the dead esports scene

map design that is garbage to cater to the dead esports scene

and forge 1 year after everyone already fucked off to actual fun games

For how much longer do they have to disappoint you until you stop hoping

hopefully no laso achievements

But infinite was easy once you get the scorpion gun

never did infinite laso but the bungie laso was gay

They will almost certainly race swap captain keyes.

you sure

yes, you even see this in two where tartarus needed Meranda or however you spell her name to activate the rings