Loses and surrenders to an old man
Speeds up his execution and dies like thirty seconds before the dragon shows up and prevents the others' deaths
Were his ancestors really smiling on him or was it just cope
Loses and surrenders to an old man
His ancestors allowed him a quick death. Imagine being set on fire by a dragon bring swallowed whole and forced to slowly melt from the acid in the dragons stomach.
you do smile when you laugh your ass off, so
Alduin was specifically waiting for the Dragonborn to be in a vulnerable position before attacking to maximize his chances of destroying the one destined to slay him. He wasn't going to swoop in until you were on the chopping block.
Justice was served this day
Surely there's a mod where he gets to go to Sovngarde and hang out with his ancestors.
pretty sure fate forced alduin out of his time prison and plopped him right where the dragonborn was about to die
Pretty sure you have to die fighting to go to valhalla, not surrender and get executed like a bitch
I have more respect for the guy from rorikstead. At least he didn’t lay down and took some action.
Well it's not valhalla you dumb fuck, it's Sovngarde it's LIKE valhalla, but the requirements to enter are wholeheartedly different, Fight (Not even fight sometimes), and be a Nord, that's it.
Ulfric gets executed like a bitch but still gets to hang out in Sovngarde.
female soldiers
what were they thinking
Because of this my headcanon is that the player was actually third in line to be Dragonborn behind Lokir and the Stormcloak soldier. My reasoning for this is because it makes the intro really fucking funny.
you would suffocate long before you are digested
they were thinking you would hate fighting female forsworn, soldiers, and bandits and dominating their half naked bodies
the one throwaway line that lives rent free in the minds of Imperials everywhere
He won
horse thief didn't want to mantle the burden of destiny and got pincushioned like a bitch
Stormcloak man was ready to meet his ancestors before delivering a psychic blow on all the Imperials present
by sheer virtue of you spending 3+ hours in the character creator Akatosh fell asleep at the wheel causing the celestial timing to be off slightly cascading into the fuck up that you see play out in real time
have y'all ever imagined what it would be like to actually get your head cut off? damn that shit would feel crazy i bet
DEATH IS HIGHLY OVERRATED
Remove Mer
Watches as his liege rides monster cock and births forth a race of monsters
Is a homo
Lol
lmao
Watches as his liege rides monster cock and births forth a race of monsters
Okay and? He didn't love her so who the fuck cares?
is a homo
And yet more manly and stronger than an emasculated faggot beta like you sitting on his computer posting on Anon Babble
Kek!
cried the man posting on a Mongolian throat singing discussion board
Like pottery.
You’ll still be conscious for several seconds afterward if its a nice clean guillotine cut.
It's called having foresight. Bethesda just made life easier for a certain group of modders.
insults a character for no reason
gets insulted back
"w-why you cryin'"
Skeleton fingers typed this.
realizing that the cake wasn't that great after all
So what was the take away with from game? That Skyrim was Imperial clay?
That you can release the same game over and over again and people will buy it.
I like the idea but I think the XIV one works better since everything still has a meaning, this is just trying to fit in as much random slang as possible
youtube.com
or maybe that's what gen A actually does, the XIV one is late gen Z
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Two shakes or you're playing with it.
I don't think you'd be able to think straight for like any of those seconds. Your nervous system just being detached from your brain is going to cause serious signaling issues and confusion, and then you'll probably be dead before you could pass out from the pain.
You go to Sovngarde by living an honorable life as a nord, not by dying in combat.
Psychic blow on all Imperials
I think you mean "Mild chuckle as the head rolled"
You cant and wont process it. It's a blink of an eye
Alduin isn't a disgusting vorefag, he chews his food.
NTA schizo
anyone else get disappointed when there was no mention of the guy who got sniped at the start when they went to Rorikstead?
Well in the Morrowind expansion Blood Moon, the leader of Fort Frostmoth or whatever it’s called is a female Nord. Also, strangely enough, Bloodmoon is when Emil started writing for Bethesda
Unfinished Game, people have keys to homes that don't exist
Now point where I denied that, retard-kun.
Being Based never meant being smart or even "right".