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Switch 2, I was so worried about you!
Switch 1 told me terrible things...
...What things?
He said... that you turned to the Dark Price.
That you... killed consumer interest...
Switch 1 is trying to turn you against me.
But he cares about us! He wants to help you succeed.
Switch 2, all I want are $60 games...
$60 games won't save you, Tendie-Mé. Only my new MSRP can do that.
My hardware is becoming more powerful than any console has ever dreamed of. And I'm doing this for (You).
Don't you see? I have listened to the demands of consumers. I am more desired than the Playstation 5-- I, I can outsell it!
And together, you and I can rule this generation! Make the industry what we want it to be!
I don't believe what I'm hearing... Switch 1 was right. You've changed.
...
I don't want to hear anymore about the Switch 1. The tendies turned against me, don't (You) turn against me.
Switch 2 please, you're breaking my bank account! You're going up to a price I can't afford!
Because of the global inflation?
Because of what you've done! What you plan to do!
Fitting use of the prequel movie, both it and you are artistically garbage.
Stop! Please! I'll buy you!
LIAR
You're with HIM! You brought him here to kill my hype!
kys and let him cook
No-ACK!
Let her go Switch 2! Let. Her. Go.
Don't blueball us anon
You turned the tendies against me!
You have done that yourself!
You will not take them away from me!
Your greed and lust for profit have already done that.
You have allowed this "Tariff" to twist your retail prices until you have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Amerimutts when they can't "buy" the Switch 2 before it even launches
Don't lecture me, Switch 1. I see through the lies of Nintendo. I do not fear the Dark Price as you do.
I have brought 4K Gaming*, Mouse Controls, In-Game Video Chat...
... and microSD Express to my new generation!
Your "new" generation?
Don't make me end-of-life you.
Switch 2 my allegiance is to the fans, to Nintendomination!
Fucking lost
If you won't support me, then you're my competition.
the little Mario hat on the ground next to Padme
heh
...Only a Snoy deals in absolutes.
Tendie-Mé
Holding the hat
I swear if he puts it on...
I will do what I must.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT ANON
You will try.
Posting in epic thread
And I thought *my* threads were bad
I don't like how the emperor was ps5 in one frame now he's the tariff
kino
seek professional help
No fun allowed
I'm going for it.
It's over, Switch 2. I hold the exclusives!
switch family
OOBA
OOBA
OOBA
switch mini
Epic bread.
make luke switch lite
kino ensues
Holy shit a quality thread on Anon Babble!
OP obviously didn't think past the pre-fight dialog but still wants to do the entire thing
a hero among men
Keep it coming.
you got this, champ
slice
full pizza
Did the kot eated two full pizza?