Videogame Movies

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

man what ghetto movie theater is this anyway?

I love how we collectively as a society have just decided that behaving ourselves at all doesn't need to be a thing anymore. Everyone is losing their fucking minds and it's hilarious.

Set a fire and bar the doors

Why should it? Acting like a prim and proper polite boomer gets you nowhere. Gets you nothing. Won't even get you a job. Won't get you a woman. Won't get you success. You have a chance of ever owning a home or even buying a car in cash if you're under 30. Literally no reason not to.

this is awesone

ITT: soilennials seethe at zoomgods having a little fun

Those were perfectly good pieces of popcorn.
Never eaten, never enjoyed.

awesome*

As if I needed another reason to confirm the fact that anyone born after 1996 is a literal nigger

a movie made specifically so janny could clean

I love how we collectively as a society have just decided

doesn't need to be a thing anymore

and it's hilarious.

this is how people raised on social media talk

zoomers had the minions and lego movie yet didn't act this retarded

there was a theatre here in argentina that had to get closed for the day because a bunch of people watching Minecraft spilled a massive amount of soda on the ground and then literally pooped in it as a group

death stranding or metal gear.

Go ahead
Zommers fucking around and finding out is always great

make shitty movie

entire crew of several thousand animators, camera crew, assistants, and more get to feed their families and a paycheck

turn a profit

local theaters get income

wagies get labor to keep them gainfully employed

You are -literally- doing a good thing by contributing. Objectively, everyone involved even tangentially in this equation did so voluntarily and they are BETTER OFF.

i'd probably watch a Tony Hawk Pro Skater movie. i've already seen the Ace Attorney one

Here's another look at Fort Minecraft.

Hell yeah, fuck Hollywood jew movies. Let it all burn.

The film industry is dying and they got a movie specifically made to keep everyone employed in a post-ironic way. It's kind of amazing.

the whooping zoomers surround some old guy minding his own business in the middle of a river

he tries to push them away

they start screaming he is a pedophile and threatening him

smallest, scrawniest one pushes him

when another one grabs him he goes full Rambo mode and literally guts the screaming monkey men screaming memes in his face

He got fucked by talking to the cops in the interview. If he'd have stayed quiet he'd have walked 100%.

I think I realize what makes zoomers so different. They have no conscience. They have no voice in the back of their head that says "hey uhh, maybe I shouldn't do that" They just do whatever the fuck comes into their mind first on impulse with zero regards to anything else.

Like, I went to Japan way back in 2015 and visited some fantastic places there and not once did it ever cross my mind the entire time I was there that "Hey you know what would be cool, just do push ups on these ancient japanese shrine gates haha". Like not once whatsoever did any thoughts like that enter my mind. But these zoomer kids are just for all purposes, just wired differently. "Hey whats the funniest shit I can do RIGHT NOW. I'll do it!" Again, just no self-control. Just do the thing that first comes in to mind with no regard for anything. period.

I worked at a movie theater and thankfully never had to clean up a theater, I feel for the people who had to clean that up.

Why wouldn't you do it? Do push ups on them, shit in your hand and smear it all over them. If some cringe ricecel whines, scream in their face and they will back down. Who gives a shit?

I'm torn between finding it funny people are acting like apes to a terrible movie, and feeling bad for the wagie that does in fact have to clean all that crap up. I guess it's just popcorn and not, I don't know, a homeless person shitting all over the bathroom.

Its because their brains are fried from social media. They do dumb shit for views on whatever social network shit they have. Gotta get likes for muh shitty tiktok or whatever.

woman and child syndrome. they're above consequences, and act on anything they think will get them attention. a generation of attention whores

Pay a fucking focus group.

yeah social media bricked them
RIP

Clean it up janny!

whites act like blacks

faggot Anon Babbleermin say BASED!!!!!

This is disgusting and disgraceful, zoomers are not human.

clean it up

push ups

Usually those who do that shit are millennials, like recently all that shit with Sakura trees or whatever, or that cuck in the Philippines. All of them are millennials.
Don't you niggers get tired of your victim complex about zoomers? Yes, you won't think of doing push ups, but you immediately will think of zoomers lmao

Greatest generation

Traumatized by depression and war, inundated with wine and cocaine and heroin

Silent generation

Traumatized by the greatest generation beating their ass and telling them they need to fight to survive while in the most prosperous time in human history

Boomers

Made retarded and aggressive by leaded gasoline and paint plus more blow than should have ever existed

Gen X

First generation in ages without widespread chemical or psychological trauma

Millennials

Retarded helicopter parents and 9/11 and the rolling disasters afterwards made millennials anxious wrecks that still feel and act like teenagers in their late 30's with the added bonus of historically low wages and no retirement funds

Zoomers and Gen a

Plastic is the new lead, with in-utero exposure to bpa and pfas causing a spike in neurodevelopmental (autism, gender dysphoria) and autoimmune (crohn's, psoriasis, lupus, graves') disorders on top of completely fucked socialization thanks to covid and social media

I'm not surprised that Zoomers and Gen Alpha have no concepts of community or decorum. They never had a chance.

And the greatest video games of all time were made by Gen X
Really makes you think

Classic masturbatory Gen X take. You guys are diet boomers. Please remove your head from your own ass

Anon... Were you ever a teenager?

I'm a millennial and my retirement plan is a bullet to the roof of my mouth
As a bonus, I'll avoid suffering age-related diseases and won't leave a ton of medical debt for my kid

do people really eat these entire bags in one go?

no of course not i eat half and take the other half home for dinner

BRO DON'T HIT ME I'M ONLY 17 AND A HALF I'M A MINOR YOU PEDOPHILE

The first generation of teenagers in history to embrace childish helplessness as their core defense mechanism

Still sucks with the sticky drinks and such. I remember watching Deadpool when it came out, and a negress drops off two 8 year old niglets that immediately trip and spill popcorn and their drinks on the aisle floor before chuckling at a hooker joke they don't understand. Anyway, you need serious cleaning tools even for the seats which I don't think they have.

And the greatest video games of all time were made by Gen X

Warren Spector was born in the 50s

sounds like you described a nigger or an animal

Those are alphas, boomer. zoomers are approaching 30.

Teenagers used to vandalize shit and then run away. Today's do it openly and accuse you of being a pedophile if you so much as yell at them.

raise zoomers to worship chimping niggers

they behave like chimping niggers

Oh wow

I was a teenager that would often go to the movies, and take my trash with me at the end of the film and dump it into the trash can like a human being.

Lmao this

Someone explain why the autists are losing their shot over this scene.

NTA, currently 36
When I was a teenager we were at the tail end of malls and theaters having any significance, and I think having those shared real spaces helped give us some sense of community. Yeah we were shitheads, all teens are, but we had a sense of shame about it. We were cognizant of our reputations. We avoided getting into actual trouble.

These days teens are literally just recording themselves being huge cunts in public and posting that shit online. No shame, no care for how the community sees them (because they don't have one), just desperate pathetic attempts to get online strangers to validate their existence for a few fleeting moments.

stale movie theater popcorn the next day is a rare treat i'd never waste it

whites are civilized

lmao

Because the scene was in the trailer. That's it.

I'm not a Gen Xer, I was born in 1991
They just made the greatest games

everyone older than me is a boomer

by the way you can't call anyone younger than you a zoomer

clean it up

I'm 33 and I was never a cunt. I don't get this attitude that being a teenager means being a sociopathic shitstain that just breaks things, gets into fights and acts like an irresponsible retard.

we wuz romans in shiet

I stood at the entrance of the IMAX auditorium and redirected families back inside before they could walk out, so they could react to the post-credits scene.
I said "Post-credits scene, everybody! Come get your post-credits scene!"
I was able to have a good majority of the audience stay in the auditorium, and they all cheered for Alex.

literally pooped in it as a group

why

why would anyone ever do this

I was never a cunt

Of course you were, you just either never realized you'd been cunty (which means you're still a cunt) or else you being cunty meant so little to you that the only people that remember it are the people you were cunty towards

Remember when younger generations were suppose to be cooler? Whenever ever I see shit younger people are into I just cringe and feel 2nd hand embarrassment.

That was a lie that traditional media has sold you, but no one is buying it anymore. Fuck them kids (figuratively)

As a kid I’d be right there with them doing this for the memory.

As an adult I’d be pissed. If I was a manager in the theater I’d be even more pissed that my employees have to clean this shit up and no longer allow dumb shit kids to be in the theatre unattended.

No. What I do remember was thinking my parents' generationalism was retarded and vowed to not do it myself when I got older. Like hell was I going to become them.

I've never even been comfortable with swearing in public. Never touched drugs, never had extramarital sex, never did any of that crap. It's not hard to be a decent person.

I don't think there has ever been a point in history where anyone thought the people younger than themselves were better

cool anecdote, doesn't make you any less guilty of what you personally did to assume "everyone did it" though

and you did that while holding plushies? You are actually autistic right?

the memory of being a piece of trash

I missed the post credits scene?!? FML!!!

These two are in the "still cunty" section.
Don't worry, fellas, I'm sure that introspection will hit any day now.

Also that's not an anecdote.

holy mother of skibidi rizz... that wasn't very sigma of him

Everyone who saw this movie was. Fucking duh!

I'm genuinely contemplating shaving my head into a balding pattern like a friar, getting a ton of Minecraft merch to wear and showing up at the theater just so I can howl like a chimp having an orgasm and loudly clap my hands the entire time it's on. If they try to escort me out I'll start crying and shit my pants so they think I'm some turbo sped.

This isn't funny, I used to be a movie theater janny.

None of what you said you abstain from makes or does not make you a decent person

My ma's seen more movie than everyone in this thread combined. She told me it was stupid and had to stop watching it.

clean it up FILTH

I'm honestly jealous of these nu-teens, they get to act like chimps and get away with it because confronting minors about something is either illegal or frowned upon. When I was a teen, you do something bad and an employee takes you to another room to wait for a cop. Nowadays that's considered kidnapping and you're free to leave, anyone trying to stop you is assaulting you.

Zoomers were raised by the internet, it's why they have no souls

not being evil doesn't make you decent

QRD on this chicken jockey shit ? I've watched the reactions and I don't get it.

no one gets it. it's just some thing zoomers decided to do at the movie

Not being a cunt means not swearing or having sex

You're a cunt, m8.

stupid line from the trailers that people collectively decided to over-hype out of irony, it's if all the morbin' time memes turned into a multi billion dollar box office hit. we're like six months away from ow my balls style idiocracy

Potty mouthed degenerate detected

It's literally IRL shitposting. "Chicken jockey" means nothing, but a bunch of zoomers are pretending it's the greatest shit ever and it went viral so everyone's doing it

Has anyone actually seen the movie? Does this type of chimpout happen everywhere or only a few isolated incidents? My 6 year old wants to see the movie but I don't want to take him if zoomer filth are going to act absolutely retarded. I don't want him thinking it's okay to act like a subhuman in the movie theatre.

You're jealous of people so lacking in basic human interaction that they have no sense of shame or belonging?
People with no future and no present?
Why?

Remember when someone kept spamming "Fuck yeah, Seaking!" for days and weeks and eventually it became a "forced" meme just by sheer exposure?

This is the final evolution of that concept.

friend do dumb shit
funny
do dumb shit
more funny

I hope you take him and he gets a full cup of soda thrown at his head by some deranged zoomer. Fuck out of here you normalfaggot piece of shit.

clapping when Jack Black says his lines

Do Americans really?

We clap and scream and throw soda everywhere and floss dance all at the same time

Teenagers have been doing stupid shit like this forever. The real difference between then and now, is that we have recordings of all the stupid shit they do, for all to see.

zoomer absolutely seething

I can guarantee you that I've been browsing Anon Babble longer than you've been alive.

t. disgusting brownoid subhuman niggershitstaim

CLEAN
IT
UP

I'm not sure my town has a theater any more, it got murdered by covid. I don't want to get shit thrown at me so it's not like I'd go see it anyway, I suppose.

Yes, and yes.
This was my seat the day before, on April 3rd.

I can guarantee by the fact that you have a kid you didn't belong here for a second of that time. Don't talk back, just leave. You are beneath everyone else in this thread and you have zero business posting among us. Hope your faggot spawn gets bullied every single day you worthless cunt.

Chicken Chaser

Poor man's Morbin' Time.

Congratulations on discovering teenagers.

So basically me but with higher social tolerance and a lack of fear? Sign me up.

Did you shit on the floor? If so, based.

White people just finally gave up and act as trash as the 3rdies. Fuck it, why bother

Absolutely forced and soulless. Cinema celebrations are much more passionate, sincere and soulful in India.

nigger acts like a nigger

heckin race war NOW

white zoomer acts like a nigger

based

explain

shitlennials disgust me
each one needs to apologize ITT for what they have done to vidya and movies

If all zoomers were rounded up and shot point blank in the back of the head, what sectors of society would suffer?

Based tismo single handedly funding the sequel by watching it everyday.

ignorance is bliss

oldest gen a is 12, those are zoomers

>based

Nobody but subhumans have said that. These creatures belong in prison for the rest of their lives.

kids these day, I tell ya

If you think like this, you're old.

Half of Anon Babble is literally just manchildren in their mid-30s incapable of accepting the fact that they're getting old and it's both sad and pathetic to see.

I'm not gonna argue this is model citizen type behaviour, but you're reactions to it are somehow even worse.

my are reactions?

I have also noticed this

but MUH ALGORITHM

minor misspelling

If you think like this, you're old.

I watched on the 3rd, and then I watched it on the 4th because I saw that the auditoriums were more packed that night, so I decided to redeem my free 4DX ticket I got from my visit to watch Snow White, because the seats stopped working 3 minutes in.

he's tripped up by a you're

Pathetic.

completely incorrect word

completely incorrect word

they're literally just doing it because freaking out at 'chicken jockey' is a meme in itself. like theres not an actual reaction to the chicken jockey itself, its just them hearing the way he says it and freaking out at it because its already a tiktok trend. you can clearly see the chicken jockey is already on-screen and nobody gives a shit but once jack black says it THEN they start popping off.
thats what all these fucking faggots saying 'aww dey kids just let dem hab fun :)))' is that this isn't just these kids being dumb, they're aware of what they're doing is stupid but they're just recording it for engagement. if they were actually just stupid people going wild for a bad movie i wouldn't be so disgusting but they're irony poisoned zoomers destroying shit just for internet clout

Anyone younger than me is automatically wrong about everything. When your elders speak, you listen.

this
niggers used to be loud annoying motherfuckers at cinemas and now it's the opposite

If chicken jockey is driving zoomzooms mad, imagine their reaction when the sequel has "Steve? No... I... am BRINE."

Zoomers are mentally-ill freaks. Raised by DEI lgbtq+ teachers.

theater goes into mass hysteria and gets burned down

List of upcoming Videogame related movies from IGN. The overall number of VG related movies have been ramping up since about 2023.

it's if all the morbin' time memes turned into a multi billion dollar box office hit.

minecraft movie was always gonna make money and the reviews were even okay
morb fandom was always a cynical and ironic one and they got the best juice of all, trolling a billion dollar company into wasting money not once but twice

10% to 20%

Did every single zoomer get buttraped by their uncle in the pandemic?

people can just be more open about it now, you always hear about boomers fucking other men behind their wives back because they wanted to fit in and couldn't just be gay

As a bonus, I'll avoid suffering age-related diseases and won't leave a ton of medical debt for my kid

In exchange they'll get stuck with the disposal costs for the pine box and a hunk of carved granite. Unless you took the cremation or paupers grave route. Someone is going to make you pay regardless of what happens.

gen z would be older by that point, at least think a little bit

Good. This triggers the SJWs since they don't like free thinkers with free thought.

You're a 30-year-old man. The sooner you accept that, the better.

I guess that means [insert old person you don't like] is right about X, then?

Maybe you should listen and learn.

Zoomers were the first generation raised with online social media.

What do people say/do about the plushies?
Also what the hell does like Snow White got that it needs 4D rollercoaster seats lmao.

Explain to me why this only happens in America

When your elders speak, you listen. When my elders speak I don't have to, because my generation alone is the right one.

Mario lost

It's where the Americans are.

uhhh

fnaf 2, sonic 4, space channel 5, and comix zone will all be kino though i doubt the last 2 will happen

Nobody really cared about the plushies.
Every movie gets a 4DX screening, from what I can tell.

gen A will be 40%

This would never be tolerated at my local kinoplex.

So you're telling me that gen alpha teens are returning to 2000's teenager form?
youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg

97 zoomer here, my teachers were either vietnam/desert storm vets or old ladies, i dont5 know about northern states though

Alright, dude, fair enough lol

Acting like a prim and proper polite boomer gets you nowhere

Besides a society you weren't completely embarrassed to be part of.

anon doesn't remember that this has been habbening forever since forever

This is nothing new anon you're just older.

So like a bunch of people pooped in a puddle of soda on the floor and made a big pile of shit?

For laffs? What the hell is going on over there?

itt

One is harmless but rude behavior
The apes chimpout, burn cities, and target people's livelihoods. One fucking meme from one fucking movie doesn't make them equal to the apes, you fucking faggot

I just pity the plastic-filled socially-retarded economically-doomed little bastards

I may not have been born early enough to enjoy the literal peak of human comfort but I snuck in there just early enough to have had a great childhood. These poor fucks were born into collapse.

Damn kids not listening to the rules

Congrats on your transformation into Old Man Jenkins anon.

Fortnite and Skibidi Toilet (w/ Michael Bay) are the obvious ones.

What the hell is going on over there?

Canary in the coalmine for the White society as a whole. You're entering the decadence period now. It's downhill from here.

You don't get talked into neurodevelopmental disorders you stupid fucks

It's the plastic. Levels of microplastic exposure in-utero have been steadily rising and it's causing an actual uptick in basically every kind of developmental or immunological disorder.

seething about muh sekrit club

on Anon Babble

ISHYGDDT

98 zoomer here, same. For gods sake I turn 27 this year...

This is not reality. This is a complex youtube prank. It has to be. I do not share a reality with gmod shitpost male_07's head in a toilets is physical children's merch.

It's interesting seeing you anons turn into cranky old farts in front of my eyes.

Kys stupid newfag

It actually does you retard. You get way further in life by being polite and respectful to people than acting like a gigantic fucking moron.

You'd be shocked how much further just saying "please and thank you" gets you in your every day life. For instance, It's honestly kind of frustrating dieting cause I always order food by going "can I please get x" and then say "thank you" and I get the most massive fucking portions at every place I go. It's hilarious watching the wagie worker just pile that shit on then give the next guy half of what I got, cause he orders like an asshole. Being polite literally gets you free tendies.

If I ever have a customer service beef at like a hotel, if you're just polite and firm they'll trip over themselves to help you, but if you go in screaming like a retard they'll find a reason to say no.

Being polite and respectful is literally a cheat code in life to get people to treat you well.

entering the decadence period

We've been in it for over 15 years at this point.

It'll happen to (You)

I'm 33. The vast majority of teenagers were nowhere near this bad when I was growing up. The few ones that were, the police knew them very well and everyone else avoided them. Being a complete maniac isn't a part of being a teenager, it's the behavior of sociopath who doesn't care at all how their actions affect others.

Based autism plushie anon.

I'm not sure I was ever "with it" as the cool kids say, always been a cranky old man at heart

If you so much as sneeze in the theatre when Jack Black says "Chicken Jockey" I'm calling the police.

The vast majority of teenagers were nowhere near this bad when I was growing up

have we seriously reached the point where basic politeness is a foreign fucking concept to people?

You are on a website where anons scream "nigger nigger nigger " every other post. Stay in your lane, grandpa.

fuck off newfart frog toddler

screaming nigger on Anon Babble is the same thing as shitting on a theatre floor and throwing popcorn everywhere

This post triggered nu/v/ so hard, lmao. Deep down they know they are just animals wearing human skin.

Yes. They have no theory of mind, therefore they have no empathy. They're sociopaths, plain and simple.

This is an important rule of life. The most important instance is like you said. Never, ever give the person who is handling your food a hard time. They can do far worse than not give you extra nuggies.

Apparently, literally spend 10 minutes in a McDonalds and listen to how people order

"YO GET ME A TAQUISHA DELUX MEAL" he yells at the work less than 2 feet from him.

Meanwhile the guy behind him is having a loud speaker phone conversation in Spanish.

It makes me want to pull my hair out and I don't even work in fast food. I can't imagine how the workers feel.

I've been laughing at this for the past half an hour straight, just the mental image of the poor janny going in after a showing expecting 5 minutes of cleaning and there is a fucking ankle deep standing pool of sticky soda he has to wade through - and then he discovers this monument of coiled up shit logs in the center of it, contaminating all the syrup his socks are currently soaked in.

WATCHING MOVIES IS SRS BUSINESS

this
imagine giving a fuck about society or the kids in this clown world

They were, at the very least, not chimping out like retards over media for 6 year olds.

I mean if we go by employment numbers and the amount of people dropping out of the workforce, they sure aren't enjoying it

Anon we crossed the absurdist event horizon over a decade ago
Mattel is making a suite of movies about random shit like Magic 8-ball. The most listened-to radio host in the world is the retard that told people to eat bugs on camera for a living and commentated on bigger retards beating the shit out of each other. A man best known for purposely filming a dead body in the Japanese suicide forest and posting it online got a multi-million dollar production deal with HBO. Companies figured out how to make cost-effective and visually impressive VR and used it to sell other companies worthless virtual real estate in the shittiest MMO's ever made. An outright 80's movie villain is president.

To call it clown world at this point would be missing the breadth of bullshit. A clown world would make far more sense than this.

The fact they always have a camera on hand makes it worse. They wouldn't care about impromptu shrine defilement if they didn't have the ability to show off about it for attention.

This. I worked in customer service hell for half a decade and to cope in such an enviroment you have to become an expert at reading people. Exactly three words into our conversation I will have made a decision on if I want to help you or not. 'Excuse me' goes a long way.
I will still help you, because I want to keep my job, but both of our days will be worse by the end of it.

This is the bit I don't get about Anon Babble getting upset.
Like if this was a normal film, then yeah, you're a jackass for acting like that. But this is fucking Minecraft the Movie, it's a joke and is being treading like one.
Nobody is going to watch that for a pleasant viewing experience.

Despicable Me watchers in formal wear = problematic.

Minecraft chimp outs are epic and funny.

Breath taking how strange a world we live in now.

boomers have decided no one gets to own anything but them. least we can do is try to offend them as much as possible.

I think most of the people upset by it are just sympathetic towards whatever poor bastard making minimum wage has to go in there next and clean up the piles of popcorn and scrub the feces off the walls.

You are coping hard right now

boomers are not the wagies cleaning this shit up or watching minecraft movies

this is who zoomers look up to

Americans.

maybe replying like a massive cunt will show I'm not a cunt

it won't

So glad I don't work in a theater anymore.

have we seriously reached the point where basic politeness is a foreign fucking concept to people?

We flew past that point a while ago. Techno feudalistic society with inter tribal warfare soon.

This thread is telling me that Anon Babbleirgins were really fucking boring teenagers.
All the cool kids were banging, vandalizing shit and doing drugs. What were you doing at that age, playing video games like some kind of nerd?

SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LEONARD!

I've always been boring.
Thought that maybe that'd change when I got older but nope lol

Gen X is the worst, decided a safe and prosperous society was sooo horrible because they weren't being spiritually fulfilled or some shit.

I was being forged in the fire that was CS1.6 and CS:S kid.

Scowling at people for doing pleasurable things doesn't make you a decent person, just another kind of cunt.

wagies get paid per hour, if anything this creates jobs lol.
boomer owns the cinema.
you could argue zoomers vandalizing a cinema is wealth redistribution.

why are gen a kids treating this phrase-spouting dogshit like it's rocky horror

If you feel guilty for doing bad shit, that's on you, not him. If you feel judged, maybe it's deserved.

it gets you not getting knocked the fuck out by my gen x ass you autistic sperging little bitch

like recently all that shit with Sakura trees or whatever

It wasn’t miz fault other Japanese people were doing it too.

Clean it up jannie

Are zoomers based?

LMFAO get stabbed zoomer retards

Yeah fuck hollywood by turning out en masse, buying loads of tickets and giving the movie a shitton of free attention

this is all UK Prime Minister Ramsay MacDonald's fault, he was the first to abandon Gold standard currency with the rest of the world following.
the knock on effects have caused retarded irreversible damage across humanity in a short 100 years.

The theatres, malls, and even stores near me started banning unaccompanied minors.

Zoomers

They are literally retarded

Teenagers have always been bad but they're actually worse now because their dopamine receptors have been fried from unlimited internet access from the moment they're born, this gives them ADHD which makes forward thinking and impulse control harder, also they're heavily influenced by niggers who act like animals.

Oh look everyone finds it funny when the nigger screams, jumps around and breaks stuff, I should do that too!

Not even Anon Babble, just an unfortunate fact of reality. Even a black person will tell you that being prim, proper and following the rules is a "white thing"

I hope you realize there are no bigger enemies than hollywood and theater owners, they are constantly fighting over shit and hate each other.
This situation has ZERO negative effects on hollywood, they get free publicity and ticket sales, it's only the theaters getting the clean up bill

for a website which has been saying "CLEAN IT UP JANNIES" for years you sure are defending jannies a lot

Their job is usually doing hardly anything at all. I dont really care that they have to sweep up poop corn.

if they have a sense of humor at all, they'll see how funny the whole thing is.

"Every fucking day theres like twenty pounds of popcorn all over the seats and floors and stairs and everything, after every fucking Minecraft movie. This is out of control. I hate Minecraft"

I nearly vomited when I saw whatever the fuck this is outside the toy aisle at Walmart.

I never understood this mindset for hourly workers.
when I was a teenager I used to work nightfill and one time some kids thought it would be funny to spread beanbag foam everywhere.
I got to spend half the shift cleaning that up instead of stacking shelves, I still went home at the same time at the end of the shift.

unless you've got a shitty work situation where you're doing unpaid overtime or something it's literally no problem.

Skibidi Toilet is good and if you hate on it you're literally just a bandwagoner.

americans*

I don't feel guilty, where are you getting that from? Not everyone is as repressed as you.

I'd clean up all that popcorn with a smile, hire me goddammit!

You should really get help for this obsession you have.

files.catbox.moe/hk41jj.mp4

You are literally imagining a situation in which a stranger is giving you a mean look because he said he doesn't do drugs or fuck random whores. That is shunting the blame off yourself and onto some random person because of a mere facial expression. That is 100% you trying to scrub a bad feeling off yourself like gum attached to your shoe. Now you're hating someone who gave you the side-eye over holding any accountability. Pure deflection.

Movie theater jannies are usually paid, not trannies, and don't delete my posts for no reason.

muh dopamine!

stopped reading here
No, social media does not cause a dopamine version of serotonin syndrome. If it did the result wouldn't be acting out, it would be dyskinesia and parkinson's.
No, food and sex and the internet do not "flood" the brain with dopamine at anywhere near the point where downregulation would occur. That takes prolonged cocaine use.
Shut the fuck up.

JANNY'S GONNA FREAK

Really not helping your "I'm not a cunt" case.

scowler absolutely seething at being called out on his bullshit

As always with narcissists.

The important thing is you found a way to hate someone else more than yourself.

I would have thought narcissism is hating people who had nothing to do with a bad personal decision you yourself made, because he made you question your self-image.

Your dedication to being a condescending cunt is admirable

No, wait, sorry. Juvenile. The word is juvenile.

I won't consider your point... b-because you were a meanie!

Inflection status: Avoided for another day.

You're wrong.

Introspection too, for that matter.

I'll add "inflection" to the list of words you've used wrong next to "anecdote"

You didn't curse or have sex but you also didn't learn anything?
What did you do as a teenager, sit in a padded cell and pray?

it's a bad personal decision because I don't approve of it

Not beating the narcissism allegations.

anon says every teenager is a cunt and if you disagree you never grew out of being a cunt

different anon immediately and repeatedly proves this to be true

Bravo

THIS WORLD... IS MINE...CRAFT...

the entire fully packed room explodes in a roaring applause from the whole audience

they all collectively stand up and scream "MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT MINECRAFT"

the whole crowd storms in front of the screen and pull their pants/skirts off

they all shit on the floor, all at the same time

the huge pile of shit is lovingly sculpted into the shape of a minecraft dirt block

the cheering and clapping never stops the whole time

people start stripping completely naked and starting ritualistic orgies with each other

the cheering only gets louder, clouds of popcorn fly through the whole room

women cry tears of joy as they're filled up with baby batter in this glorious moment

all are united by this sacred knowledge that the name of their children will always be

Steve

I haven't said "anecdote" in this thread.

shooting up drugs and sticking my dick in STD-ridden holes is a good idea, ackshually!

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the teens are shooting up internets!

NOOOOOOOO THIS IS AWFUL, WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS

clean it up.

Why does this make satan worshiping pedophile trannies so mad?

People have been shot over less.

Clean. it. up.