Shitty games that Anon Babble tricked you into playing

Kingdom Come Deliverance

It was a shit as it seemed.

Sekiro Bloodborne and Nioh

Bitterblack Isle in Dragon's Dogma.
Absolutely horrendous.

Stuff I bought blindly in prison, and barely played because they're awful:

Skyrim

Fallout NV and 4

Dark Souls 1-3

Elden Ring

Portal 2

Dragon Age Origins, 2, Inquisition

The Witcher 1-3

Cyberpunk 2077

Mass Effect Andromeda (it was $5)

Easily this. I can't fathom why this boring garbage is jerked off so hard here.

Yazuka 3 being the GOAT of the series. Not even talking about the issues regarding the HD remaster combat of infinite block the combat was fairly easy due to how you can overlevel. The story is just boring as hell and the very next game the entire fucking story of 3 is sidelined for a cutscene ~mystery~ BS that essentially means all the actions of 3 were meaningless.

but my /comfy/ okinawa

Wow it's a fucking mainly static beach with a golf course... big fucking deal

Cold steel

STALKER is absolute fucking garbage across the board. I'm glad STALKER 2 woke normies up to the grift that's been going on for years.

It's imsim weirdos. They see a FPS where the shooting mechanics are broken, and they talk about how awesome it is that you can pick flowers, blow the petals at enemies, and make them sneeze to death.

It's a vibe, and only real ones can pick up the frequency. Come back when your hairline looks like this

not a fan of survival crafting stuff, thought this would be different, I was wrong

Not the biggest but I hate how if you are critical of the game it's just laughed off to as "FUNI JANK BRO!" or "uhh you should be playing with these 10 mods also it will cause the game to crash more but that's part of the fun".

Evil Within and all Max Paynes.

You can buy vidya in prison?

I bought it on Steam with a smuggled cell phone.

Too many static puzzle fights, no build variety in the endgame

I get hating Noita after discovering how tedious the end game stuff is. But how the hell would you not consider the game worth a play just for playing around with the physics?

Disgaea 7, Scarlet Nexus and Hyperdimension Neptunia. Actually, most JRPG's recommended here that I've played have been utter, UTTER, shit.

Using valuable phone time that could be used for masturbation just to buy Steam games

A true gamer.

Hollow Knight.

why
it's not like you could play any of it

Alright let's get this shit started

Blasphemous

E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy

Doom (classic)

Insurgency

Dusk

Deus Ex

Mount & Blade: Warband

System Shock

Max Payne was a "wow, this is neat" tech demo back when it first came out, but all the games are pretty bad, especially 3. They have really painful story sequences and some real bad follow cam stuff.
Why not? I'm making money, and I know I'm getting out eventually, so might as well grab stuff on sale or when I see bundles I want.

This. How its shilled as the best in the series is comical. It's fucking dogshit along with 5 with the Haruka fan interaction minigame.

this. darkwood plays like some newgrounds flash game from 2006 and somehow i was memed by you faggots to pay $15 for it.

Yazuka 3 being the GOAT of the series

Are you a retard? It's widely know that 3 was a fucking shit

based

Forgot about Eye Divine

Zoomers detected
Stick to Fortnite

all Max Paynes

I kind of dislike Max Payne 3 because it's so different from the first two. I can't wait for the remake of 1 and 2.

Refunded Noita
Evil Within sucked "oh em gee I'm losing my mind!"
KCD1 It's The Shining of videogames, not 1 single charismatic character and overrated
Stellar Blade, I'll admit, I wanted to stick it to the trannies but the game sucks. It's bad, its worse than Code Vein.

I don't think you understand how many people will defend that game to their grave on how it's actually the greatest of the series. I get there is meme about it being the best but there are some real hardcore people who will never let you disgrace the fact it has flaws.

Noita is so kino on a steamdeck. i never racked up hours on that game until i started playing it on a handheld.

playing around with the physics

This is only fun for like 5 minutes. I'd rather just play a straight sandbox game if I wanted to mess around.

Like all Nintendo games i tried. I just dont get bing wahoo games man and I always loved platformers and such.

I can't wait for the remake of 1 and 2.

Why? You know they will turn it into a walking simulator, nu-Remedy can't make a fun shooter to save their lives.

I don't give a shit what the retard contrarians and the revisionist faggots here say, even before the PC port I already knew about the game bad reputation. It's your own fault for not having researched about the game, it's not like it's hard to find, like I said it's widely know how shit it is

Imagine being as fruity as these literal faggots.

Slopkersissy got BTFO

Good.

Max Payne was a "wow, this is neat" tech demo back when it first came out, but all the games are pretty bad

It's a shame you didn't get raped in prison for having such awful taste.

save corrupted

LOL STALKER MOMENT BRO!

random 1 shotting enemies

haha classic moment

random bug that just kills you

oh you didn't know about that? why are you playing the game?

game decides to just stop launching and turns out some residue files cause it to constantly fail

that's part of the fun man!

NPC's just randomly die so quests fail

haha just reload it's not bad! What you don't want to replay the last 30 minutes?

I had fun back when I didn't have a job and could BS around with shit but it's infuriating to play now.

Dark melanin-filled hands typed this post.

Elden Ring.

You wouldn't get raped. You'd give it up for strips.

Ff7 rebirth

Based. Hit them in the jugular with this one.

Deux Ex:HR
Serious Sam
Serious Sam sucks ass but at least is not that long. DeuS Ex HR is boring af and is like 40 hours

What's wrong with EYE and M&B Warband??

Hollow Knight

Baldur's Gate 3

System Shock 2 and Ultima all of them.

qrd
thought about playing it

He didn't get to be trepaning all over the place

filtered

Dark Souls III.
Absolutely fucking awful.

The answer is always Outer Wilds

game is pretty ass and its like 20 hours lol
fucked up not doing another RPG LAD

What didn't you like about SS2?

Most Bethesda games
Fromshovelware
Sudaslop
Silent Hill 3
Witcher 1
Noita
EDF in general
Most mecha games besides Zone of Enders
Xenoblade series

Holy fucking filtered.

The gayest faggot in this thread.

This thread actually has the best game recommendations on the board right now

you don't require visual stimulus for the former

Bayonetta, elden ring, hallow knight, am2r, tf2, tekken

wait, v can actually recommend games?

If you want good games, you need to ask for shit games

This is the recommendation thread

AH I HATE LOLI
POST BAD LOLI GAMES SO WE CAN DUNK OF LOLICHADS

ITT contrarian retards casting lazy bait and/or outing their dogshit taste

Why did you buy 4 Souls games if you hated them?

Reddit: the game

Just ignore the story bro, gameplay is good

Biggest fucking lie ever

No one has ever said this, Anon Babble categorically hates this game

Only whites get it

Actual jank slop

Anon, this is the thread people post good games like
Not actually bad games

Don't get me wrong, I agree that the game is dogshit but you wouldn't believe the amount of people back in the day that'd have said "just ignore the story bro, gameplay is good" when it's the most floatiest, bullet spongey shit ever.

It's literally impossible to claim to love platfomers and not like Nintendo games. Are you sure you know what platformers are?

worked for me