36 years without so much as a boyfriend.... think about what that does to a woman, ZuBatman....
36 years without so much as a boyfriend.... think about what that does to a woman, ZuBatman
sexy hexy
Why didn't you put Gemini in the filename?
prowling the streets of not!paris in search of shotas...
Is that future Hex or her mom?
The idea of a woman like that not having a boyfriend for 36 years is so insulting that you shouldn't even write it down as your wildest fantasy.
Why else is she wandering around in the bright day with her arms outstretched?
I want to kill and dismember her and then carve love notes into her limbs while fucking the holes I make in her rotting flesh.
hag hex turned me into a hex maniac simp
Weak to dark types
The only way to improve her really was just making her a hag
I fucking hate how shitty Gamefreak is at making videogames and I'm STILL not gonna buy any Pokemon games anymore but they did a good one here
Paizuri slut for horny shotas
Woman with DD breasts
Virgin at 36
Unrealistic.
Built for BWC
i can't believe they managed to make a design just as hot as the original. gamefreak might have gone downhill in terms of game development but damn, they are not messing around with fap fuel in recent gens.
so desperate that she loses her virginity to a shota
underrated scenario desu, wish more doujins did it
Once Night falls and the Trainers come out.
Hexes are for ____?
virgin hag
KINO
me.
That's why she prefers them young and sometimes hung they can stick around for longer and act like pseudo-boyfriends. Yet sometimes she hangs around with a bunch of Hypnos..
they barely show new hex and coomer artists go crazy
lads I have a good feeling about this new pokemon game (I mean in terms of porn of course, the game will be shit)
I prefer the old design better. This one is too plain and doesn't have that quirky shut-in personality.
BBC
Love Letters.
Shotas.
She just like me fr. But my pet died of old age.
My condolences but it's not like hers isn't also a ghost
game will be good too, just believe! i mean legends arceus was a good game and great for porn.
thread about hot / cute woman
BUILT FOR BBC!!
NO! BUILT FOR BWC!
BUILT FOR SHOTAS
BUILT FOR INDIANS
why can't you guys just enjoy the pretty woman? why do you have to think about men? are you guys gay or bi?
She never had a Friend to trade her Haunter with......
We'll have to see because while there's plenty of NPC Trainers, we won't have new Gym Leader designs.
The new Hex literally rides on the old one's popularity thought
So what you're saying is she's gonna get run over by a muslim driving a truck of peace because this is Poke-Paris.
How about you stop complaining and simple use the filter to hide such posts? it's not that hard.
she really is built for shotas doe
So that's why we saw abandoned cars in the streets during the gameplay trailer. Someone tried and got shot with a Thunderbolt right through the windshield.
Most of the white people posting this have homosexual fantasies, where the appeal is no longer the woman but the person fucking her
This, netorare and adjacent fetishes are all forms of homosexuality. In other words, if you like any of it, you're a faggot
what did I miss
How are young white trainers supposed to walk the streets safe at night?
literally met a hex/tomoko girl recently
Never had a boyfriend
Found out she has self esteem issues
Her mom is controlling
I say hi to her when she comes by and she smiles and tries to talk to me. Only issue is she has some kind of language accent.
Still not buying Pokemon ZA
But can we cook for our Hag Hex Wife?
what kind of accent?
here's your state mandated gf bro
It begins
Are fat tits a prerequisite for this sort of woman?
i don't like filters, i want to see every post and i'm just curious because that shit is just comic now
(You) are built for shotas, they own your mind
it's not just white people because i've seen other types of people posting that, it's like a hysteria
where the appeal is no longer the woman but the person fucking her
yea it's probably this
Retard, you don't have to play a game to cum to it.
I have never played Overwatch.
Idk it's a weird one. She's pretty cute in a dorky way though. A little skinny but has that side swept hair over an eye. She sits by herself while her mom shops.
actually has tits now
nice
offmodel
did I miss something there is a milf hex now?
yes, in legends ZA
They can't, they'll pop a boner whenever they see her around.
toxotranny
Hanako minus the bacon tits
damn, nice
might have to pirate
anon, she is an adult, right? just asking.
Bleh
Cute. I'll be rooting for you.
Who
Yeah. She's 28
Nah I don't plan on asking her out or anything. She's not my type. She's got more ass than tits.
faggot
She's got more ass than tits.
that's a negative?
Who
Does she have a name yet, or that just Hex Maniac's new design?
It is if you come from the Republic of Ireland.
white
If she's a fat fuck then just say so. But if she's in good shape and still has a good ass, come on... A good relationship is more than just physical.
It didn't used to be like this, waifus could be posted without constant raceplay fags, agp trannies and shotanigger spamming their garbage
36 year old hag Maniac
The blood rushing to my dick is gonna make me pass out
Nah she's actually not fat. She's probably like 10 lbs overweight. But looks ok but I'm not an ass man. I would've thought this thread full of hex maniac (who everyone loves has giant tits) would back me up on this..but I guess not.
You wouldn't download a car.
You wouldn't sex a hex.
don't betray shamir!
I would've thought this thread full of hex maniac (who everyone loves has giant tits) would back me up on this..but I guess not.
Yeah why would anyone back up a homosexual let alone a paddy.
I would've thought this thread ... would back me up
Why did you think this? Don't ever think this. Blognigger.
a woman with no tits can be okay
a woman with no ass cannot
Future, it's been 10+ years
I'm so sorry I would ask to show feet but I just feel bad legitimately sorry
Sun Tzu - Art of Whore
I just think of how lonely she looks.
i'm going to deny myself emotional affection because... her boobs aren't big enough
You are a gay
tits, sharpie in pooper, or feet with timestamp AND gtfo
I love Shamir
chubby
phat ass
NEET
The only thing that could make this better is pubes
if she's 28 with self-esteem issues, never had a boyfriend and is controlled by her mom, she absolutely has pubes. maybe armpit hair too.
The level of ecology that would put the Amazon rainforest to shame.
hate to break it to you but she has shaving pimples and razorburn because she thinks smooth is cute despite the aforementioned
baldfags not even once
alright, i've heard enough. tell her to make an onlyfans
Fuck I want her to beat me like a drum and step on me before she extracts the semen from me like the worthless little meatbag I am
Anon that's my waifu you're talking about
Amazing. Nintendo knows that X/Y came out 13 years ago so they aged up the new Hex to keep in line with the older fans.
Why does hex maniac attract so many anons with AGP?
and why do i find them so cute?
Because they want to be the fat creepy girl
interesting. What does that mean for me?
I dunno I'm not you
The human brain is a collection of barely coherent psychosis
ur lonely so failed men seem like an accessible substitute
dominating a failed man...
interesting. Is there a game like this?
she's weak to ghost type too anon.
Bethesda
Tell me more.
Captcha: JDS0Y
the perfect captcha for dabbing on burgers with
Missed opportunity right here
Captcha: JDS0Y
BUILT FOR BBC!!
Because of the color contrast, thats it
sure i believe you anon.
Hex is one of the rare pokemon who is great at every stage.
i wouldn't even try to make a defense for the indefensible, but you do you, you miserable cuck
Jesus christ look at the fuckin waffle stompers on that bitch! What're those?!
they're weighted boots to keep her from floating away.
Lead lined clobhoppers for curb stomping minorities from here to Johannesburg.
Imagine the calves. She must have the legs and thighs like an Oak tree.
We'll need to see picture proof.
Hag...
I want to play a "game" with a hag!
Tauros