How in the actual fuck were you supposed to figure this out without a guide?

How in the actual fuck were you supposed to figure this out without a guide?

My no bullshit reaction to that was to throw flower bombs at the damn thing to see if I could just force it open..

idk, i did and i was like 7 so it couldnt have been that hard
i think i jumped down onto the skull and dropped the bombs in the eyes from there rather than throwing it down the holes in the bridge like you're supposed to. Pretty sure I even tried showing them the deku shield first but I got there in the end

get a nifty new item that lets you use bombs wherever (the whole dungeon you were using bomb flowers)

holes in the bridge over the eyes of the giant dead dodongo (enemies you've been seeing the whole dungeon)

bridge leads to a dead end so there's nowhere else to go in the dungeon

"DUHHHH WHAT DO I DO?????"

because the entire dungeon is based on bombs

What nifty new item? You have to use a bomb flower

you get the bomb bag from the chest at the end of the bridge

we used to just figure out how to get past stuff

might sound crazy but your brain can actually do this thing called "problem solving"

I didn't get the bomb bag

I misremembered, you get the bomb bag from the room immediately before the sign in the OP. The big fuck off chest that is directly in front of you as you walk through the doorway to the sign.

I just solved the puzzle by using the bunny ears to run faster and to throw the bomb flowers into the eyes though. I still don't have a bomb bag.

then you did it wrong you faggot

I just solved the puzzle by using the bunny ears to run faster

The bunny hood doesn't make you run faster in OoT, you stupid faggot.

Why are you playing a modded version of the game and pretending like you found some super epic sequence break

Go load up OoT on an emulator or console right now and feed a dodongo a bombchu.

It does on mine though.

I'm not playing a modded version. Just master quest

Where the fuck is the bomb bag?

I just solved the puzzle by using the bunny ears to run faster and to throw the bomb flowers into the eyes though.

okay then you used cheats from SoH to "solve" the puzzle because in OoT the bunny hood doesnt give you a speed boost.

I still don't have a bomb bag.

then you're a fucking retard who ran passed a giant chest

pretty sure this is a bait post actually

A giant fucking chest you can't even get to

By using your brain, which you lack.

master quest

You dumb fuck, that's different. Go blow up the pillar.

it's bait, there are no bomb flowers close enough to throw into the giant dodongo's eyes even if he was using the bunny hood cheat

The ones above at the door with the boulders blocking it, faggot.

What pillar?

Why aren't you playing the original game, exaclty?

I played the original when I was a kid. I want to play master quest cause I never had a gamecube

i didnt know you were on master quest
also you said you werent playing modded but you have d-pad button assignments and an MM UI

By having a brain capable of imagination and experimentation. Which believe it or not, most kids under the age of 10 DID have back in 1998.

t. ESL who beat OoT all by himself at age of ten. Learned a lot of English while at it; had to consult a physical dictionary a few times.

also you said you werent playing modded but you have d-pad button assignments and an MM UI

wdym

dilate

That was bullshit

i mean you are playing a modded version of the game that allows you to assign items to the D-pad which is not a native feature of OoT master quest or otherwise and your UI is using the textures from majoras mask, and from what you've said it also makes the bunny hood give you a speed boost which is also not a thing in OoT

The Zelda games are bullshit and always have been. You use a guide like everyone else.

who taught link how to do all those zesty flips in majoras mask he wasnt doing that in ocarina of time and I don't think that much time passed between the two like that's not easy for a kid to do

YWNBAW, chubbie.

Literally never used a guide. Literally no need for one. These are children's games.

What the fuck are you talking about retard?

I thought that was just Master Quest.

MM Link experienced the entirety of OoT including the adult Link stuff and was sent back in time by Zelda playing the song of Time. He's a more experienced swordsman and athlete than he was in OoT

I did it when I was 10 with zero english.

At least once a month I see one of these threads, someone playing OoT and lost as shit, and then it turns out they're ignoring NPCs and signs, playing the game modded, fucking around with Master Quest expecting the solutions to be same as vanilla, etc.
But it still astounds me how many people just do not get basic logical deduction or testing interactions with everything. Like I'm pretty sure prior to the Dodongo skeleton eye bomb part, there's at least one point where you drop a bomb in a hole to detonate something, never mind even opening the entrance to the cavern should've created a reflex for tossing bombs into suspicious looking spots.

"Sees red" really should be your damn giveaway to try something with the eyes, mate.

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Is it unironically just zoomers?

never be "just", don't forget that "why can't metroid crawl" wasn't simply a meme but a lot of people old and young that failed to understand what the morph ball was. yes a lot of it is newcomers to games, but the shit they're being introduced to generally is a lot more complex than some of these older games even despite all the handholding.
it's literally just some people lack the deduction or intuition. i had that some days with the Portal games, fumbling around trying to figure out exactly what i do for the longest time until eventually i cracked them open.

Navi. It's not just HEY LISTEN she also explains bosses gimmicks

When we talk about zoomers being retarded, we're actually being serious.

lmao watching the video it's even more obvious than I remember it. the bridge literally has two holes above the Dodongo's eye sockets. zoomers are cooked, no wonder games today are so braindead. then again, people used to get filtered by the water temple back then too. maybe people are just stupid.

Why did you disable the soulful vaseline?

throwing it down the holes in the bridge like you're supposed to

I didn't know about this

master quest

bunny hood does nothing
you modded the game

At least the "y cant metroid crawl" guy was able to beat Super Metroid in a fairly reasonable amount of time

I thought that was just Master Quest.

You're playing the Redux mod, which tweaks and alters a bunch of QoL stuff into the game, and the rabbit hood making you go faster is one of those many things. Vanilla and MQ both fundamentally play the exact same, MQ just has harder dungeon puzzles/layouts.

Lurk moar, tourist fake woman.

And you are seriously playing a MODDED version of the fucking Master's Quest on your first run??
A double retard.

not modded

fucking everything the screenshot is modded

what's your problem?

Did he post the walkthrough he was using afterwards?

This motherfucker is bullshit

Who the fuck said anything about trannies other than you? You're probably a tranny yourself.
Kill yourself retard.

That would explain a lot actually.
Will it fuck with the game? It feels like bombs explode too fast. I downloaded the 30fps version of the ROM so thats probably why.
Link does like front flips and shit too.

I guess I'm using a modded game

looks more like PS1 this way

Will it fuck with the game? It feels like bombs explode too fast. I downloaded the 30fps version of the ROM so thats probably why.

Link does like front flips and shit too.

I did a 60 FPS mod for Mario Kart 64 and it ran super fucking fast like a PC port without a frame limiter, so 30 FPS may be fucking with the game speeds for you. Link doesn't do flips in OoT, he does those in MM, so yeah that's another change.
Dodongos hate bombs.

I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. eh kills aleins and doesn't afraid of anything.

Who the fuck said anything about trannies

You did at : >inb4 zoom zoom tourist does not even know what "dilate" refers to.

Will it fuck with the game? It feels like bombs explode too fast. I downloaded the 30fps version of the ROM

Yeah, it's completely fucked up. No one that has ever even SEEN Ocarina would mistake that as an official version of the game.

kys faggot dilate doesn't even mean anything anymore so its just an insult
I called you a faggot that doesn't mean you actually fuck men, but you're basically that level faggot

No one that has ever even SEEN Ocarina would mistake that as an official version of the game.

Except that Master Quest isn't vanilla Ocarina.

Not him, but you're a retarded newfag. Buy this, I mean that you are both new and probably get fucked by men.

I already know dodongos hate bombs but like the mini dodongos fuck me up in this fight

kys faggot dilate doesn't even mean anything anymore so its just an insult

by that logic, tranny is just another word without meaning, but that seems to set you off more than anything else said.

better than being a jew tranny faggot jogger like you

I called you a faggot that doesn't mean you actually fuck men

Do you not know what makes an insult an insult to begin with?
Are you really that retarded?

MQ was literally released all the way back in 2002 for Nintendo Game Cube. It shipped with the Zelda WW's 2-disc special edition. It looks IDENTICAL to the N64 OoT at first glance, really only mixing up the dungeon layouts into what can only be described as a fever dream.

kys faggot dilate doesn't even mean anything anymore so its just an insult

t. a nu-nigger.

This thread is a fever dream

PWR is that you?
Bro at first I thought you were a fucking autistic goddman retarded nigger, which you are... But you have the voice of an angel and your heart at the right place, now I'm a fan. Stop giving money to DSP you fucking nimrod.

kid me thought he was hot shit after beating ocarina of time 3ds

lets try hero mode's master quest layouts

get stuck for half a fucking hour in that one water room of the Deku Tree where i was wondering what the fuck i was doing wrong

just had to crouch under the spiked bar because i forgot that shield crouching as young link was a thing

Sus...
How come Dinosaurs exist in Hyrule?
This lizard exhales fire, isn't this a dragon?
Why name it a dinosaur? there are no theropod/avian features in this beast.
What the fuck was Nintendo trying to do with this gaslighting?

So you have pride parade videos on your computer because...?

i feel we're like minutes away form gays being killed in public for this and 90% of people won't care at all.

you were using bombs to solve all of the puzzles in the dungeon so far

ergo, you should probably use bombs to solve this as well

Are you trying to troll? This is ridiculous.

No normal/official version of the game has d-pad assignment or fast bunny hood, you're playing a jank modded game and the way that you're trying to play some 'authentically' low res take on the game that looks nothing like how the actual N64 game looks on a CRT makes this doubly pathetic. The fuck are you trying to even do?

I didn't know about this

you're supposed to deduce it. you know the dodongo's eyes are important, there's holes positioned above the dodongo's eyes, ok, so that must mean something. do you have anything that can interact with the holes? put the pieces together.
I'll give you a pass because I see you're playing the MQ which I'm unfamiliar with and maybe didn't have the bomb bag yet, but going forward keep in mind that environmental cues are very important and the game expects you to think and connect different things. if something in the environment stands out to you, it's probably for a reason. think about the items you have and any other clues you've stumbled on. kids did this shit 30 years ago man. you got this. just gotta get in the right mindset.

this is also the age of next to no visual clutter that wasn't supposed to stand out as something or another. nowadays games have to clearly mark shit so you know what you can actually interact with for all their advanced graphics, but back then you got abstractions so a barren wall with vines is clearly climbable, a hole in a bridge is clearly either just a jump or important to a puzzle, etc.

Are you implying this is the only hint?
Also Boss weaknesses are related to the dungeon item

I told you I didn't realize it was modded. I just got a copy of a Master Quest rom from my friend and thought the changed shit was normal cause it only released on gamecube in like 2003.

anybody have the screenshot of the giant goron saying it will take 10 years?

I just got a copy of a Master Quest rom from my friend

You couldn't even download the ROM yourself and you think you're not retarded?

Not going to your virus shithole pajeet

How were you supposed to know to just read this random sign after the Water Temple in OoT and then shoot the sun with an arrow?

Aim for the morning sun

Well yeah no shit, you should always be getting up early since it's good for you. I didn't think you meant to shoot a fucking arrow at the sky like a maniac.

torrents are viruses

Don't blame your stupidity on viruses.

The file suddenly becomes safe because my friend downloaded it handed it to me instead

People like you are the reason I charge to install retroarch on their phones and call it "jailbreaking"

Ooh! A puzzle. Let's solve it together!

Giant dead dodongo

Thats what it is

When it sees red

Okay, red in his ryes

A new way to go

Passage

Will be open

Will be open.

Do you have anything red or that males the color red to put in his eyes? Try that. It's the second clue.

Anon, I mean this in the nicest way possible but you have the autism

its not the rom you have to worry about its the javascript that runs on the site that fucks with your phone

faggot

You don't even need to do any of this to complete the game.

that fucks with your phone

Of course you're a retarded phoneposter.
Too dumb to use a real computer?

I told you I didn't realize it was modded

Dude, you shouldn't even be able to get the fucking bunny hood at this point anyway, it's actually crazy that nobody has called this out yet, your game is so fucked and inauthentic that you should honestly just quit and get a fucking normal version of the actual game, not Master Quest or any modded bullshit, just a regular game of OoT.

Like, I'm legit assuming you're actually a troll and just posting this shit for giggles, but if you're not you should immediately stop using whatever ass-fucked version of the game that it and just play it properly.

Everyone who wants a mask is in Kakariko village, castle town, lost woods.

How were we supposed to know

>"DUHHHH WHAT DO I DO?????"

I DON'T KNOW, HENCE I ASKING!! WHAT'S THIS A PHD EXAM WTF?

Based, I have a friend who bought a GBA emulator. I'm not even sure how people can be this clueless on shit like this.

kids in the 90s weren't as stupid as they are now, the whole cave is themed with bombs

OP is legitimately a retarded phoneposter

this assblasts the zoomer fr

I genuinely wonder if these are bait posts or if people really are that retarded.

you don't because the one required puzzle in the game that needs the fire arrows can be done by using a nearby torch with a shot that is pretty precise but I doubt it was an intended solution

NO ONE FIGURED THAT OUT WITHOUT BEING SHOWN!

I did

YOU WERE ABUSED

I don't get it

I spent three hours on this puzzle and I still couldn't remember it when I was beating it again and again at the age of seventeen.

OoT has puzzles in it that are so braindead that you actually overthink the answers a lot of the time. That's where most of the charm is; you spend more time imagining about the game's atmosphere then you do exploring it.

immediately associates the word "assblast" with molestation

You, uh, got something you wanna tell us about?

Zoomers really are cooked.

It was back in the time, when people expected gamers to think for themselves, and the world wasn't painted with yellow paint and POI arrows on the screen.
You wouldn't get it.

It's crazy how the average person has returned to boomer levels of tech literacy.

waste your time

it was better back then

Hmm, maybe I should put the square shaped block in the square shaped hole

I once did a CRC32 check of my roms every time I downloaded them, but now, most apps just do it for you. People are right to be skeptical, the world is an automated place; and where convenience replaces interest, you get really shitty service.

Based. I refuse to play any game without an auto-battle option.

doesn't just torrent a no-intro ROM set

Seriously, it's scary out there. There's automations for things you didn't even know you wanted. Who wants to deal with self-cleaning cars?

just download a random torrent

random

As opposed to having your "friend" do it for you?
If you're not dumping the ROM directly from a game you purchased as new, then there is always a risk.
If you're not smart enough to manage the risk then just stick to paying smarter people to do it for you.

its quite obvious when you take into the account that the end of that part of the level has you on a bridge over its head and that you just got introduced to the flower bombs,

you don't understand, i need to watch my video game like a movie

that one thread last year about a guy that didn't realize you had to check lake hyrule for the message in a bottle

then he wasn't able to figure out to feed jabu jabu with a fish

inquiry led to him admitting he didn't talk to npcs because "who does that?"

I mean these people always existed, they just didn't use to play videogames because 'those are for nerds'

At least you can fuck around and eventually find out what to do, and if all else fails call the Nintendo Helpline. Now pic rel...My gameboy still has teethmarks

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boss gimmick

This is about opening one of the doors

It's an epistemological question. You weren't supposed to know you were supposed to encounter it while not knowing and figure it out.

And companies realized that filtering retards means less sales, so everyone else has to get dragged down to their level. Games just should just add a retard mode that tells you have to solve puzzles like difficulty modes exist.

I'll argue that this is the only part of the game that's actually horse-shit. OoT does a pretty good job at making the game as retard-proof as possible otherwise.

Hookshotting the big lump of wood is too obscure

There are two gaps on the catwalk suspiciously above the Dodongo's eyes. I just walked over there and dropped a bomb and it activated one eye. Pretty straightforward from there. Not too hard to figure it out. But hey, maybe I'm just a genius, I dunno.

just dont use ancient versions of bad emulators with know vulnerabilities

My first response was to throw deku nuts at it. The giant head and the walkway above it, with convenient holes right over the eyes, made it extremely obvious.

I sincerely hope these are just "look how retarded zoomers are" bait threads.

playing the mirror world instead of just downloading the translated master quest rom

yea that one was insane as a kid
my cousin and I couldn't ever figure that part out and we had to get help from my older brother
literally stuck at that part and ran around the temple for a week or two

I think anon was referring to the fact that the way forward is a blue time block camouflaging with the blue environment hiding behind a chest (on a raised platform so conveniently even more hidden) in an otherwise empty room.

this looks cool, is it from a larger image?

This whole board is just bait

zoom mad as fuck that he was revealed as a newfaggot using insults he doesnt know the meaning of

Kek, get fucked retard

His walkthrough was miiverse