Who is this for?

hold my bball nigga

That's cute where do I get it?

bananas

it's on the my nintendo exclusive store
50$ + sub + tip + shipping

Clearly it's for Donkey kong

...or diddy kong. ..or dixie.

Not for kiddie Kong, though. don't let him get his grubby old hands on it

Thumbnail made it look like it came with beans

It's fuckin SOLD OUT so I guess it's "for" a lot of people.

I don't know, it's kind of cool. I like it when things like this are functional and not just a thing to put on display.

He has no style, he has no grace

Or who is this for?

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black people would be my guess.

it's perfect!

british ass nigga nobody else thinks of tomato sauce when they think of beans. i think of black beans or something

It's for chads?

mfw the quiet kid in class reaches into his barrel bag for his coconut gun

Me.

I'm thinking bout thos beans

DK

barrel enthusiasts

us real barrel enthusiasts will stick with the real thing thank you

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latinxes for their school in the jungle

+Tarrifs

literally in big text at the bottom of the store page: COUNTRY OF ORIGIN - CHINA
literally every product the US gets comes from a country that now has over 100% tariff rate on it but I'm sure some brave soul will come in here and tell us how this is a good thing actually as these products are mere fanciful diversions for soibois as real men need to spend their lives joylessly slaving away in the coal mines instead as our tech sector jobs get taken by callcenter indians and our human arts is taken by fucking robots

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I can't buy merchandise for a children's franchise anymore... It's fucking over... I'm going to kill myself...

I want to see nigs walking around with barrel backpacks.

yes anon you're a big special boy with big mature special interests which is why you're posting on a board dedicated wholly to interests you're apparently above

merchandise

I'm surprised you can operate a computer level with an IQ level this fucking low. do you want to take a wild guess where the foreign technology products compromising the videogames these toys are based off of from because I'll help narrow down the field and tell you its not fucking america. fuck throw out a single fucking field of any interest you personally have and I fucking promise some component of that is coming from another country. all your car parts are from mexico, all your lumber is from cananda, all your textiles are from asia. you can't even say you're unaffected because you just emulate because the chips in the computer you're using to make these abhorrent posts is coming from fucking taiwan which currently has a 32% tariff you stupid fucking retard. I'm so fucking sick to death from having to read Anon Babbletard ramblings disguised as videogames for years on end just to have it hit the endpoint that you dumb fucking retards don't even know how tariffs and imports work. I'd say kill yourself but we're about five months too late for it to have fucking helped any

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how this is a good thing actually

it is. i don't want all my shit made in china. end of story

I'm not an amerimutt so I don't care

not for you
that'd be cultural appropriation

where they gonna make it in the decaying rust belt factories that haven't been opened in half a century or the trendy urban lofts that used to be all the textile mills