You said WHAT about Nintendo?

you said WHAT about Nintendo?

sick body (yes I know he's roided)
shame about the manlet size and metrosexual leftoid sòyface

Anyways Sòytendo makes shit games. That's what I said

Damn bro how'd you get pics of me?!

me IRL

When will they ever learn..?

how do you even live as a manlet?

Should I just take roids? I can't bring myself to exercise or even attempt to do the whole dieting thing anymore
It's probably time to stop pretending I'll wake up one day with the discipline for it, before it's too late that having a good body wouldn't even help

just lift bro

turns out it's all genetics

why can't people ever be honest with manlets?

You still have to exercise on roids. They help you lift heavier and recover better IIRC but don't just magically make you stronger. Testosterone might but you still have to do manly shit regularly

>turns out it's all genetics

guy in OP's pic clearly roided

I'm talking about the frame, nimwit, he is all buff but still looks like a manlet

Only actual cheat code are synthol injections, but it can cause severe health risks where the synthol muscles start literally rotting on you. Also the end result often ends up looking goofy.

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you don't.
Source: me

manlet

onionface

No one ever said that lifting was gonna make you taller
Well some say some bs about posture I guess

lift

mog your past self

It's that easy.

just get the Steam Deck bro

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i'm no gonna going to fuck my past self

Some guy on Anon Babble a few years ago used to post this study about how people who didn't exercise on steroids out performed the natty exercisers in muscle growth though. He kept posting it over and over saying he is incapable of building muscle
The study seemed legit though

MARIOOOOOO!!!!

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If you don't exercise or diet on gear you'll end up looking pregnant. Either way you should avoid steroids like the plague. I've been in the gym for 4+ years and now all the steroid abusers look like fat Albert after they stopped their cycles. It's not worth it in the long run, and in general unless you are an actor, a body builder, or generally a person that does money with his body, you don't even need to start them. You don't need to look like a Greek God if you are a waiter or an accountant. You need to fix your life.

if his body doesn't produce enough growth hormones he won't be able to build much desu

i'm no gonna going to

good morning

i said nintendo is finished. guess you need to work out those ears.

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I said the Anon Babble thing

why can't you be sentient?

Only looks matter when I look like a Greek god, I'll get a job as a model. Maybe an actor.

i'm no gonna going to

why can't you be sentient?

Senator Armstrong?

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

(You)

Sure, but you can cuck your past self if you end up scoring when he didn't.

find the reddit post

claims to be 5'10"

Same as you do.

Anon cares so much about the opinions of women

That he assumes any man who seeks to make himself stronger is doing it for the approval of a woman

Which doesn't matter because she only likes "tall guys"

You truly are a pathetic, pitiable creature.

That is some wild body proportions if that somehow is true.

What did he mean by this?

Mainly wearing long pointy hats and foraging for mushrooms in the woods. It's a pretty simple life. I do wish I was taller though.

look mate
so you were born a manlet. what are you going to do? cry and kill yourself because teenagers on 4chins said your life has no value now? everybody should strive to improve themselves and being short is not an exception or excuse.

you just have to rise to the occasion.

bro just get up on the steps

I- I don't actually care that nobody is respecting me and I get dunked on by both men and women for being a manlet! I'm buff and love myself!

real life isn't an anime you dumb nigger

GO TO THE GYM

CAN BARELY BENCH WITH 10S ON THE BAR

LEAVE AND NEVER COME BACK

being short is not an exception or excuse.

strong "just talk to her, works everytime for me" energy. You don't know what it's like to put the work and get no results because a buff manlet is still a manlet.

the bar is heavily weighted so you actually lifted twice what you thought you did :)
dont give up!

he cares about the opinions of others

kek, thx for reinforcing my point, faggot. You are not a man.

Start with some light dumbbells and also do chest flyes

Everybody cares about the opinion of others, I told you're not the main character of some edgy anime. If you pretend you don't it's because you're already getting positive reinforcement.
I don't care about food when my fridge is full, strangely.

giga sòyface

Oh shit, I think we need some quads, guys

Everybody cares about the opinion of others

oversocialized boys, that being effeminate "men", and women. As highlighted by all your responses, you appear to be one of them. Go meditate on yourself and actually learn the only persons opinion on you which matters is your own, which if you have any sense wouldn't be high from what i've seen. Right now you're the exact type of simpering faggot that follows others hoping for approval.

5'7 manlet here, had a 6'1 lanklet gf, miss her so much:(

I am the main character and able to negate millions of years of evolution

(You)

Lift the bar, that's what I had to do in the beginning.

cant get rid of the "IT worker face"

Usually the gym bros insecure of their faces just get contacts and shave their heads, it makes them all look the same.

Playin college ball?

be manlet

has not once my entire life ever negatively effected me

being a manlet is all in he mind because the only people it seems to make suffer is people that think about it all the time and end up making a fool of themselves like

everybody starts at step 1 anon, just gotta go through each level and you'll get further in.

Torso man

As as subhuman manlet, I can safely say being a manlet has ruined my life. Have you ever tried to get some cookies off the top of the fridge and couldn't find the step stool? It's enough to drive a man to suicide.

what genre is this?

fantasy

I said Nintendo is for GAY BABIES you FUCKING NERD

gives you a wet willy and scoop slams you onto smooth stones

start twinkmaxxing

Post the one who fucked a shemale in thailand.

There's no fucking way those numbers are accurate. If he's 5,5 and she's 6,6 his head should be around her tummy area.

thats like 3 feet

Call yourself "short king".

is this a ftm

Yup, I'm 5'8 and my 6'3 friend looks like a fucking tower next to me.

lmao maybe on a 5'11" vs 6'0" meme chart

I remember when I was younger it gave that a genuine consideration until I got super hairy and started balding. Now I just accept my balding Hobbit status.

manlets are the perfect pair for lanklettes because these girls are hardly going to find anyone taller than them anyway, might as well go full manlet in hopes your next gen ends up more average

So? Kill yourself already or transition so you can kill yourself once you reach 40

get a little boost from your friends to lift your spirits.

how big do you think feet are?

because these girls are hardly going to find anyone taller than them anyway

Never underestimate a woman's ego and delusions. They can be 7 feet tall and still reject a man shorter than her because she feels like she deserves a man who's 8 feet tall.

Any smart manlet knows to have an emergency supply of grease to slip away from a situation like this.

lowly

Cope. You're objectively wrong. There is a mountain of scientific studies and empirical evidence that links height to success. Even if you are doing alright if you were 6'1 you would have been 10x as successful. You are genetic trash that tried very hard. You will never be a Giga Chad.

Wish fulfillment

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manlets are the perfect pair for lanklettes because these girls are hardly going to find anyone taller than them anyway,

holy mother of cope

Imagine being that sad looking while having a girl that looks like that. I'd be jumping into her arms like Shaggy and Scooby Doo.

these videos are retarded because they imply that because the girl is taller she can lift the guy up easier when she would have been able to do it regardless unless she was significantly shorter.

I don't have to do anything, bitch.

Honestly, you're just looking for a way to take shortcuts. You'll fuck up your endocrine system for a few good years of looking good and you'll have to pay for the rest of your life for it.

Discipline is not a magical thing that appears by itself like motivation, you got to build discipline like it was a muscle. Do small things, go out once a week. I'm losing weight only from not drinking soda and limiting sweets to once a month. Eating 3-4 times a day. I'm being deliberately slow because that's how you get life lasting results.

Go watch a few AthleanX videos and don't sweat about the results too much.

fantasizing about being a manlet and still having zero issues

take your meds

In my personal experience they tend to be nicer, men find them intimidating so they are happy when you confidently show interest. Plus as a manlet they think you're smol&cute and women like smol&cute things.

t. 5'9"

Plus as a manlet they think you're smol&cute and women like smol&cute things.

Then why do they all laugh at my pp

Not smol&cute enough

Bro where did your neck go? Easy on the steroids champ....

being a manlet turned me into a femboy desu dont hate the player hate the game

imagine not just being 5'5 but also having a pretty wide build because of genetics
couldn't be me

get buff and grow a beard and go dwarf mode

It's meant to trigger manlets like you, anon.

video games where you play as manly tears?

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it's triggering me because i'm autistic actually

>turns out it's all genetics

no natty bodybuilding is just a meme.

lmao, they didn't have to lift him up like that, they just wanted to humiliate the poor manlet

How large do you think a foot is?

Like... A feet?

>CAN BARELY BENCH WITH 10S ON THE BAR

anon shocked you need to start from somewhere

Now try running, you wouldn't be able to run for 10 minutes

I've been eating chunks of heavy metal and stone for the past few years and I now weigh 600lbs despite being a tiny manlet. I'd like to see some tallfag try that shit on me.

based dwarfmaxxer

later tonight at the bar

A feet

Tfw I can barely run 100m anymore

Living from the leftovers.

Men are so fucking pathetic and desperate today.

Tall guys mocking short guys for no reason other than making themselves appear more attractive to shallow women are one of the most pathetic things a man can do. Brag about something you achieved yourself, not something you were born with by chance.

Oh like you're any better, lmao.

Only actual cheat code are synthol injections

But that's not a cheat code....at all.

Never skip leg injection

NOOO GOLDBERG MADE COUNTLESS STUDIES SAYING THAT YOU MUST BE MISERABLE!!

not buying it

im not a manlet but i agree with this post, we should cheer for each other and support fellow men

the misery stems from how other treat you, manlets didn't woke up one day and collectively decided to be miserable. It's okay to admit life is unfair.

I am though. I'd date a tall girl and I'd date a short girl.