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I've got no idea why you keep spamming this shit. If you think it's gay, play an older version of D&D, or a different game or make your own shit up.
I choose 100 gnomes.
DND
That franchise is dead. We play based Kelsey's game now instead.
that orc
the west has fallen
finally dnd embraced the orcs = niggers meme
Why did they give the orc the dyke haircut and made her white? In fact, why even made her a girl when more orcs are large, brute freaks of men?
I play a half-halfling chronomancer that's also a dragon/owlbear hybrid under the full moon
Why did they turn the tiefling into a discount whore? Whatever happened to tieflings being spawns of devils and demons?
On top of that, why the hell doesn't the Aasimar look more angelic and divine? Did they forget they were meant to be half angels?
Theatre kids, retarded pronouns faggots, ssri cunts ruined dnd. Critical role has been a disaster for the ttrpg scene.
7/10 races have darkvision
I see that they learned nothing from 5e
Did, now what
They look like they're from Cyberpunk, not D&D
It makes no sense that Dragonborns, who are supposed to be based on lizards, don't have Darkvison
Someone please purge this haircut from existence
D&D 2024 is just 5e: Even Worse Edition.
Are you drunk or high? It clearly says that they do have darkvision.
All races just basically look like slightly different faggy humans
Can I play as a giant schizo rat who keeps human girls as pets instead?
I want to FUCK the goblin race representative in her unshaven red snatch and uplift her to make a happy family of 7.
Lmao what is this gay looking shit?
I still can't figure out why an Aasimar would even have darkvision. I'd assume heaven where they originate isn't know for being in a place that is particularly dark all the time.
They're mexicans actually.
As a long time DM I absolutely hate Critical Role with every fiber of my being. So many fucking times I have had players whine how my game is not like Critical Role etc. I have made a house rule that as soon as someone even mentions Critical Role they are permanently banned from my table.
why is the art so shitty looking?
This is so fucking stupid
It's fascinating how you can just look at the portraits and immediately know that the artist is a sex pest.
Chat, where is the white man option?
DEI hires
This makes me uncomfortable
I hate that haircut so much it's unreal.
How did anyone look at it and think it was fine?
that minotaur
Holy shit.
How can you take a minotaur and make it this lame?
Progressive artists just want fantasy to be fantasy Seattle.
Some of the smallest draconic creatures in the multiverse, kobolds display their draconic ancestry in the glint of their scales and in their roars.
I've always wondered, how come Western kobolds are dragons but Eastern kobolds are dogs?
from gay cyberpunk maybe
human is a nigger
halfling is a 'jeet
orc is a twink zoomer
What a DEI trainwreck.
western kobolds are dragons only in D&D
House ruled Household.
Traditional folklore kobolds are actually unspecified gnome things.
Early D&D kobolds were like mutated dograts like the ones you've seen in WoW but grittier.
Then very quickly D&D switched to little lizards.
Then someone in Japan made a translation error and turned them into literal dogs.
In the meantime the West stuck with lizards, but also gave them a draconic backstory.
Nowadays there's no doubt that the last one is the winner. It's what always comes up when you look for kobolds.
Proper artists like Moorcock became "problematic."
Based ratlord.
Are rats just tiny dogs?
This feels oddly skewed in favor of gnomes and halflings.
Yes, but you can also litter train them. Downside is they don't live long and it's not fair.
Dwarf from that pic is canonically gay and has his husband's beard tattooed on his arm.
I could not make this shit up if I tried.
havent played D&D in ages and feel the itch
D&D has become a leftist corportate fever dream with repulsive looking art and people on wheelchair
try chatgpt and it becomes stale and boring
try grok and its better but it shit itself and start writing in em dashes so frequently the conversation becomes an encrypted letter
to find people you either go to discord or reddit
its over isn't it ?
I've been running Shadow of the Demon Lord lately and I've had a lot of fun
i've been running-
lucky you
Drop D&D and play the other systems, it gets much better. D&D is easily the most well know system so 99% of trannies and other faggots are drawn to it.
Bronze Dragonborn War Cleric of Bahamut dipping levels into Paladin.
gnome is a not-goblin instead of a garden gnome with some gizmos
I will not play your game, or I will homebrew it until unrecognizable before I play it.
I'd love to try new stuff but the problem is, i don't know where to find people who are into it, or for anything else similar for that matter.
Jews
Look up Dungeon Crawl Classics.
It has what you crave.
You pretty much just have to bite the bullet and use Discord or Reddit. There are still some forums like Roll20, but the sad fact is that Discord and Reddit have taken over most ways to look for groups.
How else are you going to identify lesbians?
Check the Anon Babble, I have found some good groups from there.
The mistake of removing low-light vision.
oh no im not represendet so i must cry to demand representation
haha look at all these niggers crying about not being represented. its not such a big deal!!!
fragile white "males"
No, that's antisemitic
want to play games
dont want to go out and find people to play with
what kind of mindset is this? did you expect a group to coalesce around you the moment you want to play it, dipshit? how about you take the first leap and make an effort to form a game group you massive self centered faggot
I thought the goblins were the jews
Where the FUCK is my Bird race
Goblins are Mexicans.
No, that's Orcs now