Patient presents with a $300 million budget and 7 year development cycle
Differential Diagnosis for Flop. Go.
Patient presents with a $300 million budget and 7 year development cycle
Diagnosis: the patient suffers from Nigger Fatigue
More mouse bites
pretends nothing bothers him whole show
ex lies to him
drives his car into her house
What did he mean by this?
Treatment: send them to the BBC pits so they are no longer incel
house believes rules are just suggestions that you shouldn't follow if you have good cause.
cuddy gave him good cause
and he didn't fight the consequences of his actions.
nothing bothers him
that's entirely not true and a complete misunderstanding of House. He's constantly bothered, even
he's doped up and keeping a cold front the whole series
gives up drugs and starts opening up to others due to his girlfriend's influence
she abandons him
Yeah, why would he snap.
Budget wasted on hollywood celebraties.
Uhm.. did the patient receive help from a third party?
It could be Capitalism.
He’s just like me fr
If it does not: money laundering.
cuddy was a bitch
what she did to him on thanksgiving was unforgivable, to begin with
she knew how House worked, then House did what House does and relapsed slightly so he could save her life and she just used that as an excuse to abandon him
then even when confronted with her faulty logic by Wilson she just went full womyn and said "well that would mean I'd have to admit I was wrong so I'm not doing it"
which is the opposite of how House behaves even at his absolute withdrawal-symptom cranky worst
I'm so glad things ended the way they did. bros before hoes story
so it's just incels crying about the black characters in the game? ignore their complaints and ship the game
NO, shipping the game will kill the studio, it's woke syndrome
This sounds like foreman
This sounds like Cameron
We could just let them release the woke slop and go under?
Did they check if they were making shit no one cared about?
The show was written on an episode to episode basis by different people, do you expect consistency?
patient is fine just ship it with a limited edition version and
trusting a jew
He should have known better
half the fucking staff was jewish. house was probably jewish if we believe the his father wasn't really his father story.
Only 30% of House MD is good. Basically everytime when it's about characters, especially about House. Whenever it's about the actual medical stuff it's just boring and sad.
Nope you can't cut my leg
I'll cut this patient's arm to save her
Whoops it wasn't actually that
The game is flopping because it has fat characters in it.
The first weekend of release is almost over and player counts are still under 100k, give them 3 viral social media posts STAT!
his father
it's a mother thing
I too am posting in this thread.
The ceo has hired all his friends and scammed several investment companies and individuals who believe the video boom of SaaS will make them overwatch dollars. They then bait and switch Sony to buy them thinking they actually made a decent game. Chase, find out how much Sony paid, don't be a little bitch about it either. Now, time to go finger cuttie in her office for 3 hours. Sh00a
Foreman, I need you to get into the patient's development studio, see what toxins you can find. Feminists, transfolk, you know the drill.
>drives his car into her house
And that's a good thing
honey, i'm home
*laugh track*
We are gonna cure death?
The CEO used to have a finance position at Home Depot. Do you think this is related to the game being awful?
Sounds like a terminal case of "Hurry up and wait". Check the managers for a master's degree in business administration, see if they had to cancel any projects because they spent months or even years working without any real supervision other than AGILE (waterfall with sprints).
Symptoms don't check out, they wasted more money on paying employees for the extended length of development, instead of just cutting costs in half by releasing on a sane schedule.
It's never capitalism.
Yeah, OK Freud.
The bloodwork came back. All samples registered as male, but over half of the studio's employees were women. The samples must have been contaminated somehow. Unless...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, OK Freud.
No, not like that. Jewery is transmited by matriarchically.
kino
remember how cheerful house was before he got injured in the war
based
Maybe the original developers aren't at the studio anymore and years of DEI hiring has diluted the talent with trannies, fat people, feminists and so on which resulted in an awful game that appeals to no one?
capitalists, who want to make money, specifically put content in their games that's unappealing so they won't sell the game and make money
transfolk
House would and did call them trannies.