[Sad News] Ubisoft needs to be saved

Anon Babble now owns the majority share in ubisoft. anything you say will be done.

how do you salvage the company?

salvage the company

Assassins Creed: Shadows has over 6 million gamsirs in the gamesir they are not failing

why arent xisters buying games made for them???

Assassin's Creed: Nigeria where you play as a white man

brainstorm a plan to save ubisoft

no

cope and seethe chuddies

We will make a black female samurai as a dlc

Shut down locations like Ubisoft Singapore that were only opened to leech short term local government grants. They are a nothing but a drain long term.

fire all white men

will be more successful than valhalla and shadows combined

Fire anyone that is French or leftist from the company. Whatever remains will probably make a great game that'll sell a lot.

What
No
Why

literal who on troonsky

less than 10 bucks a share

god i wish i had 100k to waste, i'd buy that dip.

crashing the studio....

6 million? That doesn't sound right!

He is /our guy/ Mat Piscatella

with Chinese bailouts

I thought Assassin's Creed Shadows sold 7 million copies?

w-we meant players not sales

I don't, ubitrash must die a slow and painful death to serve as an example of what happens to a company that cater more to its shareholders than its clients

now show gazprom stocks ivan

Doomp eet.

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Down 2.5% today so far lol

nobody cares shill you retarded subhuman

But assains creeds is one the best selling games of the year ?

It's budget is THE most expensive game of the year though. And the other fuckups ubi had are weighing them down.

Ubisoft could literally sell x3 more in steam if they removed the retarded ubisoft connect

Fire everyone and hire non jeets

Reboot Rainbow six and return it to it’s original strategic single player roots

Far Cry set in Ukraine with destructible environments

Assassins Creed Spain where you play as a conquistador

Splinter Cell game

Watch Dogs Tokyo

Brothers in Arms with extreme realism with a Vietnam campaign

A new Driver game set in 1990s New York.

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About 10 years too late for that strategy.

cope and seethe chuddies

how do you salvage the company?

We don't.
Ubisoft has been the greatest downfall I have witnessed in my life as a gamer.
Ubisoft used to mean something, their logo at the start of a game use to be an indication that you're about to experience unfiltered kino. But that changed, now they make the most putrid shit, they ruined every great franchise of their past, and actively refuse to admit they are wrong.
Bankruptcy is the only thing Ubisoft can do so they won't ruin their name further.
It's time to let it die.

Siege ain't even bad for a multiplayer Rainbow Six still nowhere near as good as what was promised but whatever
It's just that few years ago Ubisoft decided to run it to the ground with shittier and shittier updates while reducing the people working on it to absolute minimum.

sex simulator with kassandra

>Watch Dogs Tokyo

cyberpunk watch dogs

valve should buy them and eliminate uplay

Fire everyone. Sell off the IPs to chinks. Bake another cake.

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