What are your thoughts on chapter 2 just being revealed? Excited for it to come out next month? Any theories on the meaning behind Moony's lines? Feelings on the fishing minigame shown? Baldness feature? Clown meat?
And keep it advertiser friendly
NOT a ENA : DREAM BBQ thread
I’m tired of what the internet has beccome. The fandom era from 2006-2014 that’s being kept breathing with stuff like Neocities was bulldozed to make way for this ugly focus-tested safe weird Unity schlock. No one online will ever be happy until that fiery sense of absolute nerd freedom and interconnection returns.
Anon, this IS a homage to that early era internet fun, and you have HIV
Unintentional, but the unreachable areas gives me the same feeling of intrigue that Yume Nikki gave me.
God, what I'd give for an official update. And no, I do not think the real Kikiyama is alive anymore.
I'm surprised Joel made ANY unreachable areas not thinking anyone would actually reach them, he should know what people are like and how much they love trying to find out stuff like that
On a night like this...
No, it’s badly trying to emulate shit like Eastern Mind, LSD, Drowned God, Pink Gear, Curio City, etc. with humor curated for new YouTubers and streamers to go “Woah…so weird XD” at. I don’t care how thoughtfully assembled and funded it is, it’s just empty. Playing stuff like Worlds and Meridian 59 will always be more fun than this.
...ENAs like you should be burning in hell
It comes out next month!?
Already??
Understood, you're free to not like it, here's your (You), I'm done talking to you
good choice anon
Remember kids, if you give any (You)s to derailers you don't get into heaven
Oh yeah you didn't see the announcement?
I need to dream of Taski.
moony is in chapter 2
i hope every cutscene with her has a button you can mash to just repeatedly punch her in the face as she's talking
is that the fish from that new water museum game?
Criticizing your game and diverting attention from your asshole SaltyDKDan Youtuber jerkoff scheme is not diverting. You’re a colonist. This website isn’t for talking about Digital Circus or The Boys or whatever stupid, empty upstream garbage makes you feel like you’re owning the nerds today. This thread isn’t about your love for a video game, it’s about how cool you and your friends are and how none of the problems you’re causing for other people are real. This is why the website is completely stagnating and why activity has dropped off 400% recently, because you’ve finally pushed us past the point where we can function here, years after Chanology, years after Trump and years after Covid. Please just stop.
I hate Moony but in a loving sort of way where I wanna abuse her, like a fluffy pony
Baldness feature
My favorite!
dude makes animations
has a small following
makes a new animation
it hits the right vibe at the right time and explodes in popularity
he decides to make more of these animations, experimenting with the use of game engines
gets even more popular
decides to make something that lets you experience these animations in the same game-like world depicted in his animations
some guy on Anon Babble calls his stuff 'focus tested safe weird' and accuses this of being the reason the old internet was bulldozed
You're either a contrarian for the sake of being one, or you're retarded. He made stuff, lots of people liked it, so he made more of it. There's no fucking conspiracy here.
I AM DRATULAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anon that's just the one guy who tries derailing every thread
don't talk to him, you'll just activate him harder
TRUTH NUKE
I couldn't put my finger on why I didn't like it but this nails it
i LOVE the way ENA moves
pls post more mechanical movement im keeping it in my collection of my beautiful wife
How can you hate ENA? she's a cutie.
Thread Blessed
files.catbox.moe
yeah his literal only goal is to chat shit and you can always tell its him idk how people can still try and convince him of anything when its clearly impossible
its like trying to explain to a cigarette that it's not nice to put chemicals into your lungs and it should stop doing that immediately!!!1!1one! as you proceed to smoke it
just don't put it in your mouth ffs that's all it takes
i hope it is, anon
i hope it is
I legitimately no joke would like to see Karl Pilkington in the game, voiced by himself, lines written and sometimes adblibbed by himself, just stood there in his cartoon form talking about stuff the way he would in his funny observational manner and silly statements, while ENA and everyone else just communicate with him the way they do and he responds the way the real Karl would
chapter 2 just being revealed?
That's infaccurate.
Greetings, stranger! How may I interest you today in holy salvation? Are you interested in elevating your business efficiency to the next plane of consciousness?
This funny lass here, yeah? No clue what she's on about, think she's offering me a job. Not... Not that interested, if am honest, got lots of DIY to do.
I want to clarify, I don’t actually hate ENA, even if I think at this point, she’s mostly just liked because other people like her. I enjoyed watching the shorts on release for a few years, although I did prefer Hands Up!, but I’ve been through enough to say definitively that the Vinesauce-Post-Newgrounds-Jontron-Dunkey-SBFP culture that has bricklaid the internet since the end of the brony fandom is the target audience for this kind of shit now and it’s really a drag on my mental health to see web video games and cartoons take such a hard fucking dive into conformity. Something Awful and Newgrounds have always been the voice of normal people on the internet and have mainly been a place where people propagate stupid Adult Swim humor and shame people for having weird fetishes or being furries or whatever. It’s not fun and challenging it comes from optimism, not a mindless contrarian desire to destroy everything I don’t understand like every mindless contrarian normalfag on this site will claim.
This is the allegedly stronk vampire???
I'll say it once, and won't respond to you anymore- You don't have to play this game
If this statement bothers you, if you reply back to me with more monologuing about how this is some kinda thread to video games, if I pissed you off, I'll take that as an admission that you're here to derail and proceed to ignore you
Carry on
(Me)
some kinda threat* to video games
Nice flub jackass kek
I don't like nu-ENA as much as the original desu
there's barely any meaningful story beats or strings of events with satisfying conclusions with all this stuff.The whole ena project just seems to be an excuse to jerk off over a bunch of, admittedly well animated, but overly quirky back to back to back to back classroom notebook sketch designs who are ranting non sequiters to you in a foreign language
woah a is that a sledgehammer with googly eyes speaking russian telling me the sun is soon to set! awesome, time to go walk 5 feet so i can see the monk on a pogostick with a beachball head and he's speaking in african tongue clicks about how life is delicious
its annoying, just a bunch of snapshots that dont communicate any overall meaningful story or arc or theme or fucking anything. ena may as well just be an interactive art gallery and all the characters are installations, and maybe thats exactly what it is but it seems to bill itself as more than that and people buy into it. They are invested as ena as a character and their journeys even though nothing really happens no one ever changes
you don't need to play the game
idk how people can still try and convince him
Could simply be new people who haven't caught on yet, I am sure we have some repeat anons here but I wouldn't be surprised it we get new ones every thread. It's not like this is a general where the only people who visit are the same exact people who have been there for years already.
So, I heard this story, roight, about the boss...
Nobody knows who he is, they say he likes to hide away in some caves or whatever cause he doesn't like people seeing him.
Well someone did, they say, roight.. I don't- I don't know who said it, but something happened, and I- I don't know what, but something happened and someone saw him, this little like, hairy dude, with long arms.
They're thinking "Oh hello who's this? Haven't seen this bloke around, must be new." Come take a closer look, yeah? See it's the boss...
Turns out...
Little monkey fella.
ENA: *Listening to this drivel with pic rel expression the whole time*
can't wait for the next chapters, i wonder how popular it would get
IS the King the only one that doesn't dislike us outside of the Shaman? Even the monkey would prefer us to be anyone else
thanks for the heads up
why.jpg
Miss "Firin my lazar" seems to like Ena to an extent. Probably because she helped get her butterfly net back.
it's only the first chapter, there is not really much of a story for the most part but there is something elated to work and maybe hunger
overall it's just surrealist fun for ENA fans, you don't have to get it, if you want a deep story play a deep story game or read a book
Not the same character given you can completely ignore the butterfly net interaction while completing the bridge quest
The witches seem nice to her, mainly if you save their sister first before talking to them.
1. That's a dude.
2. There's multiple of them, the guy who help in the tunnels is not the same guy you stick a mayonnaise jar on.
No, there's varying degrees of interest in ENA
Some hate her, some outright appreciate her like Froggy, Frank (the king) and the Shaman outright like her, whereas most don't care and are only nice or rude depending on the personality
Hoarder Alex doesn't care about her personally he's just a bit of a twat in general, the 6 eyed kids don't care one way or another, Dratula and Coral are okay with her
It seems the beings who have strongest opinions on her, good or bad, are the most powerful ones, with genies and those in control hating her, and people who are shunned themselves like the shaman and the king liking her
Miss "Firin my lazar"
Kek
But yeah agreed with the other anon, it's not the same character, there's many of these running around they all seem to be the same... Species? Family? Singular hivemind entity across many bodies? Who knows
And at least this one specifically is a boy
What is this obnoxious thing neo-Anons do where they pretend everyone who criticizes a recurring thread topic that doesn’t belong on Anon Babble is the same person?
Sex with ENA.
If you cross the bridge the "unintended way" by managing to parkour across in a certain spot, it auto-unstucks you to the area past the bridge and this guy annahilates Alex behind you, you don't see it but you hear him get fucking nuked lol
That feels like a sorta thing that started as an unintended bit of pasta code, like "If ENA past bridge = rodent must be dead" but ended up being intentional and it's just funny to me
Singular hivemind entity across many bodies?
this is my personal theory about these things
I just want Ena to help me invest in my future
You want her to impregnate you, is that what you're saying?
you have sex with ENA (regardless of gender) (no insertion) (no genitalia) (final destination)
after a couple of days you notice a little growth on your head
it's a tiny ENA head
it grows to full size and then disconnects from your body and forms another ENA clone
has no genetic similarity to you whatsoever you were just the host
that's how they breed
like a WHAT?
She is the fat one from pic-related
phoneposters, 2016 and now email registrations are why the frequentation is down you stupid nigger
let people talk about videogames in peace
if the ENA race is composed of girls and are taller tan the average person, does that technically make them Amazonians?
This statement is just as factual as Me being The Boss.
Here is a list of cool surreal exploration games this game is trying to emulate that you should check out.
LSD Dream Emulator - Obvious. Not obscure any more but still good. Original can be played via emulation and the nice port with QoL stuff is here: lsdrevamped.net
Eastern Mind - The Lost Souls Of Tong-Nou - Other game by the same guy. Has a sequel called Chu-Teng that’s even better. Masterpost including old LSD: tumblr.com
Myst - store.steampowered.com
Pink Gear Collection - Untranslated Japanese one that’s mostly meant as a CGI art gallery for its creator. archive.org
Curio City - CD-Rom series that came issued with quarterly magazines from a novelty shopping brand in Japan and got updated every issue with new virtual architecture and activities. Also untranslated. You can think of this as a spiritual precursor to VRChat’s Virtual Market. Use Japanese Win95 for this stuff. archive.org
Drowned God - For some reason, it’s now on Epic and Steam and I can’t find the old fan port. Approach with caution. drowned-god.com
A True Western Romance - This one is intentionally weird and made by the guy who made Ticket and Mealmate but still very compelling. wetgamin.com
Toymaker - doomworld.com
Meridian 59 - This was the first MMO ever made and it’s still up. meridian59.com
Timmy it's time for school, put down the iPad and stop posting those weird pictures you like to edit
Trying to emulate
Exact same list of games that the "other guy" trying to derail from earlier posted
Lol lmao
Anyway thanks for the advice, back in your cage you go now
I've had similar critical thoughts about the youtube series and now game. On some level you're right, but it's not quite that clear cut.
It *is* essentially an art gallery, yes. But like any good art gallery of weird shit there are steganographic messages encrypted in the madness. The messages are simple and frankly not worth encrypting at all, but they're there, and once you see them the visual aspect of the art becomes even more enjoyable as a result.
ENA youtube episodes, Ena battles bouts of anxiety, depression and hopelessness, engaging in pursuits for the express purpose of trying to be happy. This is shown in every episode, but it's more obvious in each, until the Pot Luck episode literally spells it out just in case Ena wishing away her crying blue half at the end of Temptation Stairway *still* went over your head. At this point the Blue-Yellow Ena mystery has been removed, and Joel has subequently moved on to a new iteration of the character.
For the game, (really just an interactive presentation of the animation rather than a game as such), Ena has been recoloured white and red, the halves referred to as 'meanie' and 'salesperson'. So we seem to en route for a different message this time around, at least in theory.
Honestly, if it's not for you, it's not for you, but I'm content to enjoy the animation, music, design and the overall artistic vibe.
NTA but "trying to emulate" doesn't necessarily mean it took inspiration from all of that list, it just means it's in a similar style. Anyway I'll take any excuse I can to post picrel again.
Or you could play them and enjoy yourself instead of trying to frame some random person as a malignant narcissist.
nta but i think you're wrong in implying it's all a metaphor for ENA just being upset, it's a story ABOUT ENA, yes she's upset and is dealing with it but it's not the focus on the story nor the core element or idea it's trying to push to you, and i don't think the potluck episode is Joel going "*sigh* ok retards if you stiiiil don't get it here's the answer to what it all 'meant'!" It's not some false flowery analogy to one thing, it's an art piece WITH themes of that thing, kinda like how you can construct a beautiful painting and hide a picture of a bird in it, but that painting doesn't then just become a method of delivering the image of a bird, it's a huge complex thing with more in it than just that picture of a bird, yes it's there, you can appreciate it, but you don't present pic rel as "a painting of a bird"
I think if you honestly go into something like ENA, the show or the game, going "Alright what's the message here? We gotta figure out the message, what's the message?" then you missed a large part of it's intent
this game is so good, i love absurdism and this is a great take on it and its been a while since i played a new game i enjoyed so much i was almost starting to lose hope
bless us all
um sure
you don't present pic rel as "a painting of a bird"
am i retarded? where is the bird you speak of depicted?
So wait, following the whistle gets you eaten?
Yeah chapter 2 is going to take some more time to be released. This game will be done when all of us are died of old age.
that's kinda besides the point i was making, i was using a metaphor which is different to an analogy, since a metaphor is an elaboration of something. aka - a scene of a flower sprouting in a movie didn't literally happen, it's just a fanciful way of expressing that the character grew up. whereas an analogy is something analogous to an idea. aka - a scene of a flower sprouting in a movie did quite literally occur, but it could also be compared to the way the character grew up. both are different to a similie which is an expression, the character grew up 'like a flower'. anyway, autistic rant over for how the story is not a metaphor for ENA's emotions but rather simply shows them and could be seen as an analogy to such ideas but shouldn't be entirely seen as nothing more than a delivery of said ideas within a piece of fiction, rather than the fiction's entire intent
that aside here are some birds
spoiler
I forgot those existed. Real fucked up shit, anon.
it was revealed?
Yeah, that's the whole point of the Purge Event.
based
Watched someone else's playthrough and noticed different dialogue when ENA talks to the house guy, did an update change it or is this a personalization thing?
every copy of Mario 64 ENA: Dream BBQ is personalized
i'm not the anon you were initially replying, i just thought that your picrel was some kind of "picture within picture" optical illusion that you have to squint or whatever to see lmao
Worlds felt like a much more empty experience and it's only propped up by the other scant few people playing it. It's a graveyard game only capable of passing as a museum of a time gone by.
Dream BBQ
Cooking utensils are a common theme
ENA's goal is the boss
"The boss hasn't even been born yet"
"Put that dead meat in its place"
"The crowd door genie has deviant *tastes*"
The clown that is all over the game cover and icon
Clowns are people food
Entire first chapter has themes of birth and people being eaten
ENA is going to be the midwife for the BOSS' birth and then feed him, the goal is to feed the new boss who is about to be born, the BBQ will be had as the yet born fetus of the boss is sleeping and dreaming ready to awaken into this world when he will finally be fed his clown meat and permitted to grow
post the superior version baka
They should be an easter egg in chapter 2. Agree?
Clowns are people food
Maybe in whatever whacked-out universe you come from.
This but unironically, we are all the boss.
Ena does exactly as we tell them to do down to the last keystroke. What else is a worker than a plane to pilot into the nearest center of trade, to send them directly to our busyness? Don't forget, all you need is a place and good food. I 9/11'd those hot dogs. I'm big, and I'm the boss of you now.
Idk why you're all acting like clowns being eaten isn't a common concept there's a whole cultural motif surrounding clowns and their meat being consumed am I missing something or did none of you notice that?
green and orange
I'm installing dream bbq, what should I expect?
A lot of fleas
Find the fish minigame and you win
bathroom
For a game about bathroom it sure sucks balls as far as bathrooms go
a beautiful intricate bathroom is never a spiritual place, anon
the more crummy it is the closer you are to god
if there's no windows and the room feels hollow and echoey that's what you really ascend
if there's no windows and the room feels hollow and echoey
That's what makes it feel like a spaceship where you can really fry up a good toilet steak
Bullshit, I'm not ascending anywhere when having to do acrobatics to shit because the seat is covered in shit
it's not about bathrooms, just the first chapter, it's about the boss and putting meat on a bbq grill
Bitch haven't you heard of yoga? What do you think it stems from? Some cunt in a studio high of Starbucks and Xanax just made it up one day? No, anon, it's a traditional martial art, given to us all the way down from our ancestors
The ancient art of avoiding a poopy bog seat
Ah, that is where your closemindedness betrays you, for you were so caught up with thinking you must sit on the seat to shit, that you never thought of shitting on the seat
semon demons
I bet Margo stinks…
boss rush
Oh fuck I'd recognize that toilet steak and yellow tinged camera anywhere
Game about dreamlike themes of cooking and bathrooms
Holy fuck I didn't think Joel would reference this man
I shit in the sink
Bathroom? You must mean the genie, true?
Bless you for your basedness
Homestuck threads were murdered for this
can someone repost >link to last thread
They really should get Vernon Chatman to voice a character in game, maybe even get him to write a few lines. I mean, Xavier wouldn't even be out of place in a game like BBQ.
Sir and/or madam, this IS a Homestuck thread
Always was
Didn't like the demo and I see these threads as shilling by the developer. The game has zero interesting or novel gameplay elements and it's just a quirky walking sim.
Yeah I don't know, but if her clothes really are just a texture, I don't see why she can't have a texture of a bra underneath
Would it be the color of the CS missing texture?
ENA takes off her shirt and it's just two massive floating ERRORs in front of her chest
ok
Warning: Nudity (very lewd)
this is so forced
t. Mom walked in and caught me looking at naughty pics online
ANON THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!!!!
Ena owes me sex.
Hot.
Not like Jannies cared two threads ago, unironically.
Taski: "What's the big deal with bathrooms anyway?!"
Taski diaper girl confirmed?
W-I-F-E. Look closer.
Be real people, has any of you entered the taxi driver through the hole in the wall instead of his sleeve?
Anon NOBODY in this world shits
Those witch sisters seemed to need to go number 1, at least
Not on the first run, but I figured out you can do it on the second one
Now (You) be honest, who here actually played several playthroughs blind, as opposed to finishing one and then checking the interwebz for different routes
Or worse... Looked it up before even finishing one run to get the preferable ending right away *spits*
No they were just in a hurry to die
Wait pardon me I misread I meant I DID enter him through the hole in the wall first and then found out you can use the sleeve after
I played through it twice with 2 different routes without a guide. Are there any more routes?
Besides the Secret Shop and Taski sometimes, is there anything else in the hallway maze or it just goes absolutely nowhere?
several different route options comprised of several different portions, two major ways to reach the river leading two the bathroom, and two major ways to enter it, with smaller variations inbetween and much to explore
there's two endings, "success" and "failure" (but not really) but since there's two main ares in the game where your "route" matters, being in the valley choosing between the purge event or reaching the orb, and after that in the river which are making it into the loo and not making it and instead traversing the village and reaching the broken statue, so you can say there's 4 main routes
M-I-T-U
C-O-C-K
T-That's a new one
Okay, I saw all of this.
Went to the party first and fell into the river and on the seccond playthrough, i went to the orb and crossed the river successfully.
hey it could be NICE too
Why do you think why almost everyone starting dialog with ena by lying about them being the boss? And I don't think they really trying to fool her but just fucking with her.
It might seem like it doesn't matter after the fact whether you found the broken Theodora or actually reached the bathroom to speak to her and request that the smoke be turned off. You might think you get the same ending either way, so job well done, task is completed and everything is in order.
But let me remind you Theodora says she doesn't actually have any power to do much in her broken state, all she can do is keep ENA there and show her a *vision* of what she desires, which then prompts you to see the same situation of shutting off the smoke machine, reaching the door, dying and respawning back in the casino hub. It's just a vision, ENA is still in Theodora's realm. Only in the "true" ending did Theodora actually grant her the wish. That means, depending on which ending you did, the game you're playing from that moment is either actual events, or still the vision going on.
My prediction is that, depending on what ending you got on your save, you will either complete the game having succeeded in your mission, or you'll play the game normally the same as a regular playthrough all through the chapters until the end, when the vision finally ends and it turns out you were still standing before Theodora's broken body the whole time, as you never actually succeeded.
Pic unrelated.
what should I see?
I think that in Enaverse everything and everyone are extremely "concentrated" and "condensed" into their own true self. And as such, they're not exactly capable of lying, hence why even when Taski says that she's just joking the little gremlins shake their heads, telling Ena that she, in fact, was being serious.
And as such everyone probably has, even at a glance, a vague idea of what the other entity is. It's like being your own resume. Everyone can see that Ena is a busy bee doing some dumb fucking quest and so they're teasing/mocking her endeavour by saying they're the boss, as a way of saying "you're stuck up and your whole journey is moronic lol". Kind of like a version of perpetual april fools "whats that on your shirt" personalized specifically for Ena.
I think the more friendly entities actually don't do that, showing some sign of respect.
Kek I was gonna make a joke where I zoom really far into the picture and write "The G-A-M-E" on it somewhere in MSPAINT and post it back itt, but while in the process of doing that I saw the actual thing anon was talking about
everyone are extremely "concentrated" and "condensed" into their own true self
It's like being your own resume
interesting
i do believe this world takes place in some kind of platonic realm where things simply *are* without much pretense unless a person goes out of their way to lie, and their lies too become objective concepts, people can lie but they can't very easily obscure unless they attempt to, there's no natural blind spots because existence is a very pure concept rather than a physical reality
Anon, w-what the fuck?
One hint. Left elbow, look closer and you will see someone. It's silly, but made me chuckle a lil.
It has good animations.
But it's just wallking and basic ass fetch quests.
Where is the game or the story?
Can't wait for the "ENA spends the next two chapters daydreaming in the Bathroom and proceeds to lose her job" route.
(You) have to figure that out
next chapter more story depth and more mechanics
next question
Can't wait for the route stacking with time travel
If anyone asks a generalized question like "What's the appeal?" "Where's the gameplay?" "This isn't fun, where's the fun?" etc... Anything that is discoverable by simply playing the game... They either didn't play the game, or the game didn't appeal to them
The answer to all of those is "right there", and if you don't see it, you don't have to go through some kinda mission to 'find it' you just don't like the game and that's fine
J-just wait for the next chapter
Grim.
Stuttering to make the guy who gave you an answer seem silly
Oh ffs anon, what is this oversocialized e-kiddie behavior?
Just think of it as Yume Nikki with dialogue
captcha: GAYAA
this chapter is already great with it's weirdness and characters but if ya want le story or depth then you need to wait and even then you may not get what you seek since ena is not about that shit
boy these people who ask "questions" in bad faith sure don't know how to hide their intent for longer than 1 post, huh?
Yume Nikki is a masterpiece.
Don't compare this zoomer youtube garbage to it.
uh huh sure
tftranny macro reply
Genie?...That's a strange way to say "Bathroom".
bububububububububoobs????????????????????
LMAO struck a nerve
He's right though.
There's no substance here, it's just a bunch of random things that are weird for the sake of being weird, it's not a sincere experience and ends up feeling fabricated.
This could've easily been another ENA youtube video and nothing would've changed except that Joel wouldn't make a bank from it.
it's free
it's free anon, you only pay if you want to support him with that other version
dream bbq may not have substance but I cant say it's not sincere since the charm oozes from this game with all of it's bizarre elements and characters
Good lord anon, this is a blue board!
except that Joel wouldn't make a bank from it.
This took without exaggeration about 10 times longer to do than an average episode and its free
Yes Supporter Edition and merch probably scored some cash but nowhere near as much as if he had actually kept his regular schedule releasing videos and grabbing youtube money
Also at least its advancing instead of having fans carry the torch
There's no substance here, it's just a bunch of random things that are weird for the sake of being weird
Pointless semantics that could be spun and applied to, say, LSD sim as well
Games like LSD weren't made that way
felt bad this good post got 0 replies, well done
I am mad that the game has dialogue, it makes it... LESS SERIOUS, I can't engage in symbolical navel-gazing when there is wacky dialogue in the way!
Okay
What, is is that the artist spelled "FALI" instead of "FAI-OH GOD HE'S HANDSOME.
I like to think ENA's state at the Purge Event is a side-effect of REALLY needing to use the bathroom
Nah, that's it for now.
That's not what I said at all you fucking mongoloid retard.
I know, I am merely reading your mind.
I am le mad and will project >:(
Kill yourself
ffs guys the troll literally reveals himself every time it's the same one guy always coming in pretending to ask honest questions and then blowing his load and showing he was just trying to ritualpost the same whiny crap about this game sucking, stop falling for it
he even betrays the fact that he didn't check the steam page not knowing the game is free
that's how irrelevant his statements are how do you all keep buying this shit, just ignore as soon as you realize what his intent is
ena fighting game
make it happen joey!
Oh yeah? Well read THIS.
Stinky penguin
VAT? DID YOU JUST GIVE ME A (You)?
I invite you to provide actual reasons as to why Dream BBQ is incomparable to LSDsim / Yume Nikki and other similar games without usage of vague buzzwords such as "not made that way.........", "muh substance, no sincerity" or "just a bunch of poopoozoomzoomer tranny tran tran nonsense" but I know you're incapable of that
Not saying that the game is not different because it definitely is, but you failed to establish any sort of argumentation and merely blindly lashed out at the mention of drawing comparisons
would be fun coming up with moves for every character
vinny voiced this man 2 years ago
You can legitimately see the pattern every time
Guys I'm totally here for the first time what's the appeal of this game?
Well you see-
No that's wrong wrong wrong! The game is bad actually! Knew it! You're all "zoomers" "troons" "pseuds" "redditors" [some combination thereof] [insert your pick here]!!!!!!! Stop liking it IMMEDIATELY! MY FAVORITE GAMES ARE BETTER!
*Gets ignored*
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*Puts on a mustache* Ok guys now I'm totally here for the first time but what's the appeal of this game?
yep, and it's really not funny it's all forced disingenuous emulation of old internet culture made to be reaction content for youtubers by someone who wasn't there
Note: This internet user did not play the game and his opinions should be disregarded.
nah, Joel like his goofy fun characters doing goofy fun shit, he isn't trying to appeal to anyone
707800197
No
If you think BBQ Dream is even remotely the same to something like Yume Nikki then you're straight up a retard and have never played a game in your life.
responding to the derailer
he even responds to himself if enough time passes and nobody gives him anything to work with
you better not be lying about the fishing mingame
PLEASE PLASE GUISE KEEP IT DOWN OR ILL HAVE TO LOCK THIS THREAD >:(
yep, yume nikki is actually interesting, this isn't
there might be more dratula dialog since vinny said he recorded more lines than are in the game
I wonder
Back to your containment board.
that's the only true part of that OP
well, that and baldness mode
sorry sir i will behave sir
cool cool
dont play it then
If you think BBQ Dream is even remotely the same to something
Not what I said so yet again you failed to make your case, little bro
hey the other anon did it too :( why just me?
Hey all, Scott here!
implying this isn't a homestuck thread
d-don't reply to the wrong opinion havers (or "derailer" as we diehard fanboys call them (like the enemy ingame!))
sorry anon i just said it to whoever i saw at the time
but seriously, to any newbies in this thread, this guy was here since thread one and most of us who were here for just as long have learned to notice his behavior patterns and tell when it's him posting
he believes this game's very existence in some kinda personal attack and has gone on rants about how it's hurting him and gamers everywhere, and is especially offended that ENA is voiced by a dude which is believes to be tranny propaganda and is hurting him personally
at this point it's like having a deranged monkey in your house, we can't get him outta here but at least we shouldn't poke him further so he doesn't keep shitting on the rug in fuming anger
Finally ENA resurgence
Check new porn
Its all basic ass human way of fucking instead of abstract bullshit that can be interpreted as fucking, murdering someone in cold blood and a shiny pebble at the same time
Fucking fake fan faggots all of you.
Yeah YNikki is RPGmaker slop made by a failed jap artist who gave up.
Retard with no reading comprehension
no, you just have incredibly niche fetishes
Ah, a fellow man of taste! I agree, anon, I agree
What are some options in your mind?
ENAtroon coming up with the weakest bait
lol
RPGmakerslop
Check
Failed artist that didn't do anything of note otherwise
Check
gave up
Check
He said the word
Lol this is the worst anon I have ever met, he's not even anonymous
sucks man, I just wanna talk about ENA, I love her
Seething Tranny
Check
What word? Nigger?
I can't wait to shoot things with a gun in this game
I can't wait for ToonBabifier to draw Taski!
This, it's peak troonslop
What is going on here?
walking sim playstation :/
walking sim, wacky indie :OOOO
why is Anon Babble like this?
why is Anon Babble like this?
Because Jim was right.
why do I feel like every THIS is the same guy replying to himself?
Because the moon is upside down idiot
Really, this guy is still here?
Oh yeah anon who has the samefag detecting extension btw
I believe it uses IPs but doesn't actually show me then, just gives every unique one a label I can see
And yeah pretty much every post ITT that's mad about the game or pretending to ask a question before getting into an argument on why it's bad, it's the same guy
Anyway good to see more OC, is the writefag still around?
fake fans
Says that faggot that doesn't make gifs himself
samefag detecting extension
Here's a screenshot of my nigger detecting extension and uh, funny results..
Newfag
Holy shit you're so retarded
Taski stepping on my dick
kek we really didnt need the confirmation it was obvious
Taski peeing on my lap (because I tickled her but I also remembered to put her in a really big diaper ahead of time)
Faggots
There could be a shooter section
I implore you to kys.
still not sure if her feet are cat feet or frog feet
Based
Kill Yourself
cat
She'd do it tho
taski maiden drinking a juicebox
Troon
so these are "beans"
samefag
Is this the thread? any writefags? any heckin' lore? taski?
go to the bathroom
taski maiden drinking her tenth juicebox of the day, making her need to use the Bathroom even more (if she didn't buy that massive bulk order of really big diapers, that is)
strange shitpost strategy
What do you think Piero the genie will be like? From what the Suspicious Man says about him it sounds like he's treated like a celebrity, in contrast to Theodora who's existence is more hidden and who replaces every mention of the word "genie" with "bathroom" when people try to talk about her. There's also the fact that Theodora's realm is accessed through the Lonely Door and Piero's realm will be accessed through the Crowd Door, which fits this theming.
He mentions 'stalker entities' so I imagine it'll indeed be celebrity themed, that's as far as I can think though
Piero will be far more active and prevalent thats for sure
ytp ruined me, i can hear anything in harkinian's voice if you stick a picture of him above it
I think we already know how he looks like, he has a similar hat to her and looks very mischievous, even creepier than the suspicious man
maybe not celebrity, but just obsession and crowding, since they all seem to be fixated on that chunk of bismuth
What are some more languages you guys think will be spoken or used? Joel clearly has a thing for Russian and Japanese with how common those two show up
has there ever been Peruvian anywhere?
I know it has a lot to do with which ones he knows, and which voice actors and translators he has, but I think we can safely assume there will be at least a few more than what we've already seen
a chara who speak multiple languages, changes language every sentence and sometimes throws in phrases from one language into another
Bolivian Sign Language with no subtitles, with character saying actually relevant stuff.
why is the receptionist such a bitch
How could I not draw her
french
comes with being french
French women are just like that
Very nice anon, watercolours are lovely
Mitu only has four fingers on each of her hands though, but I am nitpicking
Hon hon hon
Taski shrinking me and putting me in her b
sex
Mitu only has four fingers on each of her hands
kek, the fact that you noticed that
i didn't know that (nta)
Anon got assassinated before he could finish the post
Good job
Taski shrinking me and putting me in her diaper (good thing no one in this world ACTUALLY ever goes to the ACTUAL bathroom, right?)
I am not even sure why am I fawning over her as much as I do, I am not *that* much of a xenofucker
Bloody good.
It's ok anon
It's ok to be a xenofucker
bag
I want this too
does this translate to anything in any language or is it just gibberish?
Good stuff.
The letters are supposed to be rightside up.
Seems like the menu is supposed to be a phamplet of sorts so the text and images you see when there's nothing there isj ust suppoes to kooj like gake iformation
you horny?
try taskisex!!
(phone number)
Welcome to the club, buddy.
I am not even sure why am I fawning over her as much as I do
Can't even tell what makes your mind go wild?
Yeah, it says ur a faget.
Welcome to the club, buddy.
I've been posting here for couple days but ty
Can't even tell what makes your mind go wild?
Something between VA, design and animation. Also the fact that she is a raunchy illegal partygoer scoundrel
which extension is this
It's one feature of 4shin which uses 4chanX as a base but is split and built off of it
Taskifags are weird just like their waifu and it's cute
garn47 is kind of cool
We all weird here to some extent.
Is it just me or does everything about this game feel so forced and inauthentic? Take the whole japanese thing for example, old weird games used japanese because that's what the creator genuinely spoke but here it's used just to be wacky, nothing authentic just weird for the sake of epic narwhal bacon
You made this post already
I want to smash car
They shit out cubes.
WOAWZ! didnt I read this poast yesterday???
I didn't? It was my first post this thread
with rocks
not this time xp
failed the first river jump 3 times in a row
I've been posting here for couple days but ty
Oh, then just count it as a simple formality.
And ya know, kinda sad that she might not come back in the future.
she should lower herself down to my crotch level haha
The Britney Spears song and the swearing rat made me raugh for a minute.
But playing the game itself is a nightmare.
I only got through it because a friend who already knew the game sat through it with me in vc
you really struggled to figure out this game?
What
Same.
Half of my failures are at the first raft before the distortions even hit.
He wants more trannies in videogames
hes just like me fr
Mitu S-P-I-T
B-A-L-L
P-I-N-K
G-O-O-P
into my
O-R-A-L
cavity!!!!!!!
And ya know, kinda sad that she might not come back in the future.
Being one of the 3 that "conduct" a purge party/important enough to serve as triggers she might have higher chances to reappear with some new lines than, say, Witches or Alex, but yeah I feel you
literal vore party where you transform into a fish monster then run through 50 goatses and get vored
Purgefags this is what you're into?
Air control following a sprint jump is basically random, so don't feel too bad. It's the rarest cheevo in the game for a reason.
Why do you think it's the fastest route to the Bathroom
chapter 2 will have new one-off waifus who advise you to invest in toothpick manufacturing and then never appear again, it's an exciting prospect
Ris only a metaphor
This guy is cool I hope he shows up again
Nyo, I need my and only my waifu.
I wish she could call me obscenities even more
There's something uniquely erotic about being cussed out in french.
They do say it's the language of love.... And the culture of weird degenerate sex...
I haven't seen any porn of her
I'm tempted to go on paheal and just see if I can find any porn of the most obscure characters
Her voice acting is good but I don't really like her design for being someone who is presumably a recurring character that will get far more screen time than average
looked it up
literally not a single image of anyone other than ena, taski or coral
one instance of froggy but he's just out of frame and implied to be fucking ENA
shedding your ego and biting the shit out of each other after partying hard with cool aussie dudebro, peruvian kamen raider and sweaty Mitu/Taski
not peak
Built different I am afraid.
making me lose the game
fuck you
You are a nigger
Kinda weird considering she looks like has massive booba
Guess that's the effect of having no face
Say that in French, faggot
Ok delinquent
Nonkey Jong fail raft jump again.
Nonkey Jong return home.
it may be illegal but it's highly responsible
it wasn't just a dance party
it was some sort of hardcore fetish orgy
No wonder she felt uncomfortable.
Nah, even no-face girls get tons of love.
I think it's that she looks somewhat masculine and the boobs look more like pecs.
Or it could be that almost everyone else has an easily at identifiable design while the receptionist is pretty abstract, I guess.
I still don't get it
she craved freedom so she went to the party yet started complaining about it after entering, she was even starting to get corrupted before entering as she was explaining her freedom cravings
i think ENA is perfectly capable of having a goof time when she's off work but she can't bring herself to do it when she's supposed to be working
she seems to be quite enjoying herself and is a silly girl but everything needs to be rationalized as work and she has fun doing work, or else she's just pissed
She realized it was a bad idea and only decided to act on it when it was too late.
I think there was something in the party that was corrupting her, the same happened in the show and it was practically the same location, there's something intoxicating in these parties that fucked her up
Maybe ENA just doesn't do well with any form of inebriation which is why she also has a difficult time when she drinks
that's the thing, she was getting corrupted before entering
Korean Donkey Kong
She still wanted to see it through despite starting to realize that it was a bad idea at that point. She wasn't acting rationally, it happens.
I'm having a hard time thinking what he reminds me of.
Roller Coaster Tycoon?
Whats up with the face he makes in frustration when Ena calls him a stalker?
Froggy says as much
Very much hoping for substantially more Coral Glasses in future updates. The simple design and traits stand out big amongst all the actual maniacs and craziness through Chapter 1.
He is literally all of you troon coomers and hidings his shame
Tu est un négre!
he looks like a character from a DOS Point-and-click
OUUUUUUUGH
Very few people seem to want to fuck the receptionist
coral tummy
I have a MIGHTY NEED
Trooncore has finally peaked
this is it xisters
We won
I just figured she had crippling enochlophobia (fear of crowded places).
Something to note either way, her phonecall animations are included in the Supporter Edition bonus files, and the animation that occurs when she starts to break down (after realizing she's at an event) is called "anxiety".
How the fuck am I supposed to fuck a FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM looking-ass Frenchie frog bitch when she doesn't even have an ass or hands or legs or a mouth.
Peru.
How do I get there
I absolutely hate the theory that ENA is just always miserable and is hiding it, that her happy self is her fake self and is just a mask and only the upset side is the true one, and that he is just trying to learn how to be happy, it doesn't work, makes no sense and doesn't at all seem like what is intended, her happy side has just as much agency and is constantly regretting the actions of the upset one and when she got her wish which was presumably just to be more emotionally stable (not happy all the time, as she wasn't joyously cheering at that moment, she still had the rationality to give Moony shit, she just wasn't having an outburst. Her 'happy' side is very often things other than happy, which means her "happy" side is really just the calm side that can control its emotions) she turned all-yellow meaning that side is as much a part of her as the other one and not a mask.
bro same
a humENA is fine too
ANON THIS IS THE THREAD THAT SHOULD PROVE TO YOU THAT YOU CAN FUCK ANYTHING
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE REGULAR CONVENTIONAL HUMAN SEX
JUST DO IT
FIND A WAY
wrong ena
Cum on one of her monitor screens while she calls you numerous names for 'degenerate' in french
its clearly not happy vs sad
but rather controlled emotions vs uncontrolled ones
it is all ena though
a different ena in a different story about ena but still the same core character so while differences may exist she still operates in largely the same logic
Climb on the ship to where you find one of the pets and interact with the doors you can reach
Workaholic tries to have fun but realizes she's still on the clock and she MUST finish the job.
FIND A WAY
IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE REGULAR CONVENTIONAL HUMAN SEX
I mean, with a knife and some elbow grease anyone can have a pussy, I guess.
Anon there are people in this thread that want to fuck a stick figure made out of coins
she clearly gets heated over shittalking she only was convinced to put up with ena's questions when she put her down and insulted her back which means she can be persuaded with rude words
this is more degenerate than just wanting to fuck a thing without holes or features
Wtf I could swear I knocked on every door there
Exit sign pointed directly at wall
Naturally assume I should turn there and walk into the wall
Watch a couple of Youtubers
None of them figure it out
One even struggles while chat tells him there's an area in there you can get into and he still doesn't find it
What in god's name is wrong with people
this is more degenerate than just wanting to fuck a thing without holes or features
Recently I saw a drawing of Kuro from Fate getting her ankle basically deboned and someone fucking her leg. I thought that was interesting. I unironically wanna see some giant fill human Ena's torso now.
Naturally assume I should turn there and walk into the wall
This. I mean it's obvious. What's next, not checking under waterfalls?
Psued retard
yeah that's probably what Im thinking
or some unused Microsoft Word assistant buddy
She also looks like she's going to shit herself, but I'm sure that has nothing to do with the game's recurring plotpoint of going to the Bathroom
I didn't find it the first time either but that was because my Gamer Sense™ mislead me into thinking a secret would be in the darkened hallway and not right before it
what are some fun youtubers i can watch play this game blind who know absolutely nothing about ENA, i'm curious to see average people's reactions to this game who weren't already a little bit familiar with it or the series
preferably someone who themselves is entertaining to watch and not obnoxious, not a silent mugging the camera without input and not a "YOOOOOOOOOOO CHAAAAAAAAAAAT GAIIIIIIIS DIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPIC GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIS HAHA WHAT DRUGS WAS THE DEV ON GAIS ARE YOU SEEING THIS CHAT SUBSCRIBE TO MY CHANNEL FR FR" asshole either
What would you say its a good surreal game that sticks to this feel that came out up to 2 years ago?
The lack of omorashi art of any of the characters in chapter one is surprising.
I've always been curious how certain games would be played by people with gamer sense vs people who don't play games regularly, are certain things going to be ignored by us because our logic tells us it's not gonna work or makes no sense or is usually done as misdirection so why would it be real this time, whereas some average mom would actually check it out because she's thinking in normal real world concepts?
I failed to find the invisible wall on my first playthrough not because I didn't see the sign, but because I thought it would be somewhere in the pitchblack hallway that is right behind it.
this
*Pseud
Also what, it's just my interpretation bro.
With unconventional enough thinking the lines get blurred
That's the one guy, anon, don't rile him up
Im so disappointed jobel vargskelethor didn't play this game
Anons, which is your preferred headcanon for the setting?
internet/cyberspace
afterlife/heaven/hell
just dimension hopping in a surreal world
mindscape
Did you also know that when ENA says that she is looking for the boss that she is searching for someone called "the boss?"
And that many of the characters that claim to be the boss are not actually the boss?
Came.
Dream/nightmare taking the form of early internet/computer assets and point-n-clicks.
one guy
Is this your new bait? Because I took it.
What is ENA's skillset in "human" form? Is the outline-spirit from the chest hole capable of more than just speech?
I never really looked at the sign and thought it was just indicating down the hall in the back of my mind.
And that WAS an actual exit after all, so I never thought twice about it until someone pointed it out...
is a Key
digital but written by someone only very vaguely aware of what that means
like digimon
Is the outline-spirit from the chest hole capable of more than just speech?
It does hold the head if you take the Shaman route
ENA's the outline spirit forcibly dragging human ENA along who's in Dale Cooper in the Black Lodge mode the entire time. youtube.com
Her spirit can also use items.
I'm addicted to Taski thighjobs
the outline is what does the interacting
Wait, you get a phone call there?
Do you need to enter before getting the head?
There's been a lot of talking about multiple ENAs. Will ENA interact with another ENA over the course of the game?
Broown
It's one of the easter egg phonecalls that you can get by punching them into the numpad
have a final project.
two other coworkers have to do their part.
both not showing any signs of life.
have to do the rest of the paperwork alone, with alcohol and music so I don't get anxious.
She is just like me, frfr
Won't know till the next chapter, but keep making threads and posting tranny porn
Simply don't do it, take them all down with you.
I wonder if cracked ENA is going to have salesman or meanie at the head
it just is a place that's like that
the outline is still ENA, the human form is just an appearance she takes on
Does the painting in the hidden room do anything? You can interact with it but nothing happens. I feel like there's more hidden areas in the ship since you can see them but I can't figure out how to get to them
clearly neither, it's cracked ENA she's in a different state
meanie and salesman are just states not individual people
it'll be pierro
I'm a latino gamer, and I want to say that I approve of Peruvian game devs!
goatses
As soon as I saw those hands pull themselves back I was like "really?"
ENA's original sin
How long until Chapter 2?
1 dollah
The same wait it took to get to deltarune chapter 3
stop
WTF
if Ena became a genie and had her own door what would the world be like in there
SEX WITH HER WILL BE EXTREMELY AUTISTIC
Optimistically: 4-8 months
Pessimistically: 1-2 years
After all they already have the engine and a chunk of assets
Lots of screaming, abundant shops selling junk, and pain.
Nevadian
I'M A TARD GUY
Okay I "finished" the game. Where are the other 12 achievements? Why couldn't I do that mission with the corral lady.
How does Coral Glasses' suit stay dry in spite of the non-stop sweating?
What do you mean you couldn't? You just call her after meeting the applicant. She gave you a number.
The other achievements are for you to discover on your own and the mission with Coral is a secret
Body heat evaporates the sweat before it can soak the clothes.
it's hydrophobic
who ever said it was dry? you poke it and it goes schlop schlop
I hate exploration because I'm unattentive and unable to notice oddities. It should just be telltale where everything leads to the same outcome.
lol not ena don't care
Not him, but try Anthology of the Killer. It's also an exploration game with a story and very humorous writing. I enjoyed it a lot.
i'm leaking her sweat off dry before it can stain her clothes.
the pay is alrght
this is a beautiful image
Faggot
Speaking of telltales when the fuck is wolf amogus 2 coming out?
about 400 more threads
Tranny picture
That's the neat thing: she doesn't.
That birthday cake is fucking ruined
Every time you ask it gets pushed back a month.
How much?
exploration game
You mean a walking game
That cake's perfectly moist and ready to be eaten.
What are your thoughts on chapter 2 just being revealed? Excited for it to come out next month?
the what now
"All it takes is a right place and the right food."
Now I understand.
What's the difference?
Are you telling me this shit is a reference to him?
You ever get so mad that you turn into Scatman John?
only on the whenever thought of the like this
I wonder if Ena's pelvic piece can vibrate I think it'd be pretty neat
Do Italians really just move in and block bridges?
wut
I hate to encourage your fetishes but I think her whole body can in fact vibrate
It happened in the show iirc
uh
you are so good at orginizing words, man. you should be a CEO or something
The number of trannies in the game
Wait is ENA just more Homestuck? Damn it I swore I wasn't gonna get into Homestuck.
As someone completely out of the loop of Homestuck, doesn't it have incredibly detailed LORE? ENA seems too freeform to be Homestuck.
It's not Homestuck in any way, it doesn't have the same style of writing, no similarity in lore, no matching visuals of characters or themes....
However I feel confident in saying that in some way, perhaps on a spiritual level
It is in fact more Homestuck
Tong-Nou
I bought a cheap clamshell ibook to play that
Holy fuck it is weird and out there
Worth playing on real hardware instead of emulating, the clicking of the CD/HDD goes really well with Web1.0/ early 2000s internet era games
It all does, however.
The Coral "mission" utilizes a mechanic you'd never find out on your own unless you randomly decided to mash on your numpad. Although I'd put money on it actually coming up in a later chapter.
I'm going to assume Taski fucking dies at the end of chapter 1 if you don't get her a job
Would you say that this game's visual style is oatmeal?
Taski's job is literally to fuck off
I assume she doesn't even fully know what a job is or anything about getting paid, every once in a while Coral drops off a bag of peanuts for her and she thinks she scored
Even then, you'd have to know what kind of code it is.
Most people probably assume it's QR, only to find out it's not.
It's a pretty obscure mechanic.
Taski's thiccer than a bowl of oatmel, yes.
youtube.com
reminder, you can hear Taski
fuck is she saying?
They're not dead bro, they just left 'cus the door's closing.
Except Alex, that rat totally bit it.
I think ENA and the other workers don't get paid in money , maybe sometimes in money but also in abstract objects, favors and concepts
they do have currency, it's choco coins
I didn't say they don't
And fatty catties, seemingly.
That's a nice grill
I think those are both just measures of currency rather than literal objects
I was gonna say that doors just lead to locations, just because it closes doesn't mean they'll die, it's just like a gate to a city you're in closing you're just stuck there and either have to find another way out, which idk if that's physically possible other than respawning, or wait till it opens
But then I remember yeah the cube disease thing popped up, but it might not have gotten everyone, maybe it's not like an apocalypse but rather just like a bit of a virus than ENA happened to catch
Either way dying seems to be a regular thing, and Taski was in the party anyway so she's chillinh
OP is a faggot for lying
Yo that guy survived? When the bathroom event happened to me I started wandering around before I realized the cubes were taking me over and then I tried to run back to the door.
Is Kane also made of Choco coins? How would he taste?
Kane is made of real gold but since gold is not a currency to them he is worth nothing
How do you save him? I know Frank and the building monster guy can show up but I don't think I saw the house guy there, do you just have to speak with him or what?
It really is.
ENA running barefoot through a muddy field full of dog shit, breaking your teeth with a claw hammer and forcing you to lick them clean!
...
Taski is black
brother, i jerk off to redscript77 and i think this is weird
There should be a soijak guy that moves like a 90s cgi character. But every frame is traced over with a different soijak. And he only stays as one particular soijak if he stops moving.
Taski's a nigger...
Go take your meds, wacko.
yeah then this game would be forever associated with that raiding ass website
The crystallization seems specifically tied to the mannequins. They and ENA were the only ones affected by it. Nobody else seems to really know about it either, the only character to acknowledge it is one of the tombstones, and he just asks why ENA's getting covered in 'those things'.
I don't mean it literally as a soijak. I just think it would be cool if there was a character animated like that.
yeah man hahaha that would be 200 % epic lmfao
we should make a soijak but we don't want it associated with the awful soijak website
that's like saying we should write in chinese but we don't want it associated with china or anything
that shit is dogshit why would you ever want anything from those cultists
You mean a traced caricature? Did you really just describe the act of tracing over an image as making a soijak? How old are you?
At this point I'm just curious how long Anon Babble is gonna let us have these threads
I'm 19. The first image that popped up to my mind was the traced image of lawnmower man turned into a soijak.
until one of the mods gets The Ick
i do like the idea of a character that is just the faces of many different individuals making various expressions all traced over in the same style and in white with black lines to make em match and look coherent, like they're all completely different in appearance but they emote slightly differently as they move and change
but yeah retard underages with meme poisoning will just think of soijaks
You guys like Mitu? Me too
I can't call you underaged, but a soijak being the first thing that comes to your mind warrants a "fuck you" anyway.
give blog pl0x
Why does Ena suddenly have a religious tone? Why does she keep mentioning God?
Gonna need M-O-R-E of that, anon.
nta but I can, anon is spiritually underage
her face when you whip out your 16 polygon cock
Well the other idea was just ripping off the son of the mask posting and use that as a character.
Because she is religious and loves God
I don't criticize you for your life choices do I?
Classic ENA's had brushes with faith (IE. talking about "sacred mission" when trying to win a bet with Moony, "language of the gods", etc). BBQ ENA's much more Godly, but even so.
It just seems odd. Also, who is the boss of the genies? Is it God? Or is there someone managing them.
No blog to speak of
More is in the c-o-m-e soon
She's the b-e-s-t
The boss is the boss, clearly
God is just a god he's not involved, he may be above everything but I don't think he's an entity in this whole quest
actual legs
hot
i know she's a knife but she should have more holes to fuck
The Genies feel less connected to The Boss and more a mechanism to get to The Boss. Whatever the case, Genies seem a notch or two lower than boss-man on the corporate structure.
there WILL be an entity that looks way too similar to a troll to not be a coincidence MARK MY FUCKING WORDS ANON
I expect some kinda Homestuck reference joke
Knife version when?
should i play this game if i never heard of the series before and hate e-celebs youtube stuff
if it looks interesting to you, yes
It's just a series. e-celeb stuff is at a bare minimum (a VA here, an animator there, etc).
It's like this pictures of mermaids where they give them just enough leg to fuck around with
No
Legs
I like on-model, but its still cool.
Before the thread dies, I just want to let you guys know that ____________I AM THE BOSS____________.
WHAT THE FUCK
CUT THE CRAP
i think i MIGHT try it, it's free after all
HA. Boss of what? Hogwash?