It's up

It's up.
youtu.be/n5G-72GN3AE

you will never be Lee

you're the buttbrother

based

I miss when this fag told WoW anecdotes instead of hopping from outrage to outrage

He is conveniently ignoring the Trump tariffs as well

he's covering them extensively

Why should I care about this game or assmanbald's opinion?

because he's right

why would i care what a wow nerd thinks about anything political

begone filth

why the fuck do you know so many specific and minute details about a person you pressumably don't watch?

the most controversial game right now

mario kart world

Kill yourself, assmongoloid poster

Judging by the picture, I just assume the game is about "wyte peepo bad, black girl magic"

listening to an unwashed wow nerd

Game with 300 reviews and 600 concurrent players with no buzz is the most controversial game right now

lol okay retard

Asmon has been well known for like a decade if you followed any sort of streaming. It wasn't that long ago he was just the smelly WoW player who did nothing but farm achievements all day. You don't need to watch him regularly to know any of this info.

assman fans defending their guy

jesus christ

He tells you how you should think to be an independent thinker.

it’s not sneaky at all, streamers are constantly paid to promote games

Pay up, Karl

Spoiler alert, he liked the game just like he liked Avowed and every other game he plays that isn't wow.

you chuds seem to be obsessed with some random ass game for some reason

every game he's like "it's alright", he's a fence sitter and reactionary, but he also makes the right people assmad so

The preemptive block. How are these studios even real?

i wonder how many games he has on steam

So happy you keep this up to date. Glad you follow e-celeb stuff more than the average user here.

Slop of Stars installed

Should have guessed.

longer runtime than the Lord of the Rings

"most controversial"

i hate this fuck like you wouldn't believe. it isn't controversial, no one really cares about the game except for chuds looking for something to dunk on. it is a fairly bland action adventure game with nothing special about it. "controversial"? it's got a black chick as a main character, that shouldn't be controversial. jesus fuck, stop trying to force such a stupid narrative. at least focus on actual controversy, calling a fart in the wind like south of midnight "the most controversial game" diminishes the meaning of controversial.

I think the only game he didn't seem to like was SW outlaws, and even then I think it was still like a 5 or something. His regular score is just like a 7, he's basically IGN with his lowest score generally only being a 7.

How's the internets favorite fence-sitter doing today? Has he made up with his fellow night media co-worker Hasan yet?

N-NOBODY KNEW OR CARED ABOUT THIS IT'S NOT A CHVD VIC-ACK!

One of the trailers had over 1 million views. Plenty of people knew about it, the fact that nobody is playing or talking about it at release just shows the magnitude of the Chud victory.

TL;DW he thought it was alright.

no one really cares about the game

you are right
but it's pretty funny that the nigger main character powers up by picking cotton and cant swim

he says the combat is a 2. typically when normie gamers like him dislike combat in a game that's as a green flag. maybe it's good?

He didn't like Dragon Age either.

maybe it's good?

no, its pretty simple for what I have seen

maybe it's good?

The game was literally written by Sweet Baby Inc. They didn't just consult this time. They straight up were the writers.

i'm convinced Anon Babble made this game up

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

Asmongold killed his mother

The Most Clickbaiting Youtube Title Right Now
im not clicking that shit, ugly faggot

That banner

Ah yes just what I want to see when clicking on a game in my library, an ugly black femoid.

shill streamer

kys

shill streamer (nintendo)

SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

gamer who lives in disgusting environment, doesn't go outside, and only socializes with his sycophant fanbase full of ragebait-addicted maniacs who validate all his opinions is the biggest political streamer

Grim.

he actually commented on how playing wow for so long has left him with low standards/shit taste in vidya when he was making avowed videos because he realized he only thought avowed was okay because he's never played any elder scrolls games
so at least he has some self awareness

ad hominen

of course

using latin doesnt make you sound smarter

at least it's actually about video games unlike the stupid donkey kong cheater's dumb legal battle

troons be like.

im so hyped i cant wait till it comes out

game comes out

they dont play it

Every fucking time.
Even in the video they claim it's le white guys.
Seems like only 600 non white guys exist i guess.

Combat optional

Bosses optional

That tells me enough about the game

how do you know what troons play and dont play?

it capped at 1400 players so either troons are an extremely small minority, 0.000001% of the population, or they didnt play it

troons are an extremely small minority

yes

They wanted to play it but they 41% themselves while waiting for a game to release.

Not that game atleast.
KEK

I tried watching a YouTube video of his and holy fuck it was one of the worst things I've ever seen. This cockroach man is fucking unbearable to listen to. I don't even disagree with a lot of his political perspectives as they relate to gaming. He just sucks.

OH THANK GOD THE STREAMER MAN CAN TELL ME WHAT MY OPINION IS
WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THIS LITERAL NOTHING VIDEO GAME WITH A UGGO SHE-BOONE ON THE COVER WAS BAD
I MIGHT NOT HAVE FIGURED IT OUT BY MYSELF

Is this retard why people are acting like this game nobody gives a singular fuck about is supposedly a big deal?

yes
e-nfluencers are cancer

Yes. The grift must continue, there has to be a new "woke game of the week" to keep the audience engaged because they're literally addicted to outrage.

Not just talking about Asmon but streamers and youtubers are pretty much the same as journalists nowadays.

Combat is bad, characters are boring, game is buggy, the graphics are kinda nice. Couldn't bring myself to finish it even though I get paid to stream and play vidya. Solid 6/10

How the fuck is that a 6/10. If I hear someone describing a game like that I would expect a 4/10 or a 3/10.

he liked the game

now what chuds?

congratulate the devs for finding someone who likes their game

this is e-celeb in this day and age

grim

rhe most controversial game right now

it's just a game with a minority as the main lead

What is Grummz saying about this? this is huge

she's a lil preoccupied

you retarded nigger
the video was uploaded 3 hours ago
Anon Babble has been talking about this game since it came out a week ago

Yes I'm sure there was no other eceleb retards talking about the game beforehand which Anon Babble decided to parrot.

I mean TES has worse combat, and somehow even worse VA. He can say all he wants but it doesn't matter when he doesn't boot up any TES game to compare. He just wants easy farm videos and playing "bad" games is easier than "good" games cause people will make fun of him for being shit as something so simple as TES

ecelebs parrot us

I love how the bald mom killer still makes trannies seethe have a bump.

why on God's earth do some of you listen to a fuckboy who doesn't clean his room and has cockroaches for roommates

too intellectually lightweighted to reason against the argument "better than watching [insert leftist think tank here]"

I was wondering where this hairy fucker was, especially after how much he covered the disney flop. This shit is easier money for him than Elon/Trump.

asmon gives their irredeemable dogshit game a good faith chance

they begin their usual shiding and farding rage fueled spam

kek jesus christ how do these people even manage

Everyone hates asmondgold because hes a gross freak

pivots to being a political grifter

everyone loves him now

tale old as time

This fag let his mom die. She even lit herself on fire while smoking lol

Anon Babble is FILLED with leftists that have infiltrated from Anon Babble so I'm not surprised half the posts in here are insulting asmongold, the most fair and unbiased and humble streamer on the platform.

Honestly doesn't look that bad but I'm having a hard time understanding what part of "let's make a game about a black girl, she can't swim, robs from the elderly, and has to pick cotton all day" needed black perspectives in the dev team.

concord wasn't controversial

retard gets his news and how to react to them by ecelebs

Grim…

it wasn't. we might have disagreed on why no one wanted to play it but not even the people who defended it wanted to play it

A game like Hatred is controversial. A game flopping isn't anything except a blip on the radar.

If that's true I actually want to see the story now.

alt-right grifter thread?

when's he going back to ffxiv

wow nerd

Your information is 2 years outdated. He's now the biggest far-right mouthpiece on Twitch and hates WoW now

asmongoloid

i wish he was far right

what's alt-right about him?

Just after finishing cyberpunk2077

it's just common sense to buy my mother more cigarettes

I know its the stream joke to pretend that he's "fair and balanced", but I'll leave you with a familiar quote even you two can understand: If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, quacks like a duck....

what's alt-right about him

lame. all of your grievances are fake and it shows

People always joke about having a e-celeb board... and honestly it'd probably be in the top 5 most active boards.

See, its a good game, hes enjoying it.
Racists lost

Goddamn you YouTuber kids are fucking stupid.

Bruh hes getting sponsored and have to say something positive about the game and some clueless people will buy and try it out cause assmongold said so

do you even know what 'left' and 'right' means?
spolier: its not related to orange man or murican parties
every libshit and democrat is rightwing, socialists are leftwing

didn't he defend Israels slaughter of Gaza? He might be a neocon but the real right definitely doesn't like the chosen ones

no one is joking about it, eceleb containment board and ai board are a necessity, 4ch is too slow to adapt to social changes

Israel is about as far right as it gets at the moment

leftists are mad their ecelebs all failed so they kick and thrash when they see this guy

the name "the literal god" isn't humble, it's just flirting with blasphemy

but worse of he's just a fucking cringelord. and if you watch him you will become a cringelord too.

I don't really care that he is shilling for his owner's interest groups. What does make me upset is that he blew up his mother with oxygen tanks and cigarettes and forces his mother to live like a mentally ill hoarder, feeding her goyslop and just mutilating her mind/body with slop in general.

i pray for the day when cringe overpowers money

Uhm yeah, sure *nods* he's right, yeah, sure *pauses to ban chvd* yeah he's right

I do like Asmon for having actual opinions and being a shameless degenerate but he's boring and all the "true and honest" content is probably engagement farming.

4 hours long

Who is paying him? Shouldn't he be working or studying? How about move to a house and fix his life instead of living like a slob with roaches crawling over him.

I dont wanna watch a whole playthru of a hyper boring game even if its Asmon Goldbergstein playing it. I already watched Syntheticman do it and the game was boring as fuck

he didnt blow up his mothers oxygen tank. she did.
fucking smokers cannot comprehend basic fucking instructions that concern their life all because they just need a fag. its become a habit that they dont even realize it or they think the doctors or nurses are being too strict and that it wont be a problem

hes the most popular streamer hes already won in life

Twitch pays somebody like Asmon Gold over $8000 an hour to play games because he alone makes them like $100,000 a day.

Well yes. That particular population has a habit of being far-right when it comes to them, but liberal when it comes to other nations

Yep and they deliberately selected the biggest troglodyte they possibly could for maximum fantasy-fulfillment of getting paid to play video games all day.

HEY! it's former gamer streamer Asmongold! Too bad all he does these days is suck fascist cock!

An AI board probably would be one of the most active, tbqh.

Correct. Nintendo = Based, Everything else = cringe

guy i like when he supports my culture war

guy i HATE when he doesn't support my culture war

woke is when black

Hurrrr DURrrRrrr

The only reason I don't hate this guy is because he lives rent-free in trannies' heads.
Also, this thread is clearly getting brigaded by the r/GCJ discord.
YWNBAW

he already addressed them, he think it's a good thing that'll toughen society up and make better men. He is the most reasonable person on twitch and maybe even youtube as well.

hates Whites

hates Asians (calls them White-adjacent)

hates gamers

What's this strategy called?

woke is when black

why make a game where socio politics is the basic for your creative direction. your game appeals to a very small proportion of people, so low sales is inevitable. what is there to gain? such a game is designed to fail.

that'll toughen society up and make better men

Anon Babble would have me believe that men should blame everything except themselves for their own problems

Is asmongold worth listening to like a podcast?

not anymore

WE MUST BE BETTER MEN

why make a game where socio politics is the basic for your creative direction.

is that actually true? or is it just a black woman?

This guy makes the most bottom of the barrel ragebait slop I've seen and for some reason millions of people watch him.

here's your rifle anon. get in the foxhole and wait for the chinese. you wanted to be a real man, now you get to be one!

dunga tribe no like so me like, grug cut off nose cause face ugly

streamer telling others to suffer

good thing his mother died. fuck him

the director and much of the team behind the game are literally racist to white people. they paid and credited sweet baby for consulting. and the only white character in the game is the bad guy. even the non-human characters are voiced by black people. the game itself has zero depth, is incredibly short, and not very fun.

BY FIRE BE PURGED

people that think undercranking is a good visual technique and use it in animation should go die in a fire

What are you on about?

*physically assaults you*

on top of all that, there are options in the game to... skip the game. options to skip any combat, and other sections of the game. you could probably complete the game within 10 minutes just by skipping everything. even though DEI is behind all this shit, it's insulting to disabled people, as it suggests that if they have trouble with playing the game, they shouldn't persevere, and should instead just skip everything. awful design.

wokesisters, I don't feel so good...

Meds NOW

Asmongold is moderate-left. Anyone that actually watches him knows this.
He supports:

Bernie Sanders

UBI

LGBT

Biden's policies

Thinks being trans is okay (unless you're underage)

Gives DEI games favorable reviews (AC Shadows = 6, South of Midnight, etc)

He seems popular with the right ONLY because Trump is a content machine and he knows he'll get richer/more viewers if he covers Trump positively since he knows what his audience wants.

black man, black woman, white woman, asian? woman, black woman

stream that film if you're so great

he liked the game, here is your hero lmao

developer of the game saying she hates white men

Also blacks aren't a minority. Stop spewing jewish lies.

I absolutely don’t understand why anyone thinks he’s based. He has repeatedly and unironically stated that he supports gay people’s right to exist, advocates for women’s right to kill their unborn children, and called Christianity just an overgrown cult. That’s peak anti-based. Just because he criticizes bad games doesn’t make him based or trad. He’s still a woke idiot."

I literally have all his woke statements saved on my computer. Here, see for yourself
files.catbox.moe/bl70ft.mp4

You could have just said leftwingers are retarded
Holy shit I wish you leftoids would get out of liberalism
You anti American freedom hating retards need to move to socialist shit holes like Russia

the director and much of the team behind the game are literally racist to white people.

not unbelievable in video game world, but imma need to see proof for that.

sweet baby-

oh wait never mind. you're retarded.

THIS. Fuck You Spiderverse.

Russia is textbook far right, try again

nothing. he's a grifter. reading comprehension

shit holes like Russia

Russia is one of the best countries right now, lmao.

Russia has more freedoms than EU and almost exactly freedoms as the best US states. Russian has more freedoms than fucking commiefornia

And it is also very strong economically, they are self-sufficient powerhouse

Russia is great, mate.

Trump is a 90s democrat who has all those same views. It's no wonder why Asmon supports most of Trumps policies.

Russia is so strong and important that many countries fall in to recession because they decided to cut ties with Russia
Finland is a shining FAFO example.

Russia is one of the few countries in the world that has managed to reverse the negative birth rate trend and turn it positive. Thanks to competent policies and the strong influence of Christianity, Russia's birth rate is now on the rise.

Yes, it’s still below the replacement level, but what matters is the trend itself. Moreover, the State Duma is currently preparing a law to completely ban abortions and introduce a special tax on childless men to support young families—measures that should significantly boost the birth rate and push it above the replacement threshold.

So stop talking shit about Russia.

Doesn't matter what your feelings are, Russia is socialist
Go join them, you think because he's a genocidal maniac that doesn't make him socialist which makes you retarded

What dirty fucking kike nigger of a mod thinks that telling someone they're breaking a global rule is breaking a global rule itself?
I expect a full apology and the resignation of said mod. Your people have two hours to respond.

I remember when this guy went from being an annoying WoW player to absolute sellout grifter with the Johnny Depp trial. Still can't fathom why anyone would value a WoW streamers opinion regarding anything other than video games