Mulder and Scully have just been transported into the world of the last game you just played...

Mulder and Scully have just been transported into the world of the last game you just played. What do you think their reaction would be? Would Scully just hand-wave all the paranormal bullshit away or would it be undeniable?

She is literally perfect.

Silent Hill 2 remake

Scully would just put it all down to biological infection causing mutations and hallucinations

classic wow

they'd probably kill themselves

Hag!!!!

woah scully there's like big blue aliems

ACK

Dinothawr

Mulder Dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years there's a reasonable explanation for this.

VTMB

Meh.

Blair Witch. It would be perfect. Mulder would be amazed at all the time-travel stuff and Scully would find they're just hallucinating from some special pollen or something.

it's a feature length x-files episode

Scully would just dismiss the vampires like she did in the show

Actually that would probably be a very standard X-Files. Mulder would catch a glimpse of a nosferatu on the Santa Monica Pier and jump to the wrong conclusion. Scully would get told a cover story by a Camarilla ghoul working in the CDC about the unholy piles of flesh in the LA sewers being perfectly normal biological waste having been dumped illegally by LA hospitals. And they would show up after the Venture Tower exploded and find nothing to corroborate either of their version of events.

abiotic factor

Scully is going to have to wear blinders if she has to keep playing her role the same as always

Is X Files any good? What should I expect?

1st season has the best tone and atmosphere, 2 to 5 is decent, watch 6 to 9 if you want more (it's a bit lesser, but okay enough)

Expect Scully to be almost always wrong. Mulder always right

Is she annoying though?

Not really imo

why do they look like they're in mk9

scully will always bring up some cope because she's a christcuck, cus god didn't make ayys 'n shit

Xenoblade X

There are aliens everywhere, so I don't know how they'd react, but there definitely are some conspiracies.

Scully, the genderbending farm people have returned, relocated to this town, and they turned me into a woman, my pronouns are gray and spooky

As of right now, I am officially reopening the X-Files.

Duchovny plays a transvestite DEA agent in Twin Peaks so this isn't so far fetched

Dark souls

She'd get mindbroken 5 minutes in

Monster Hunter

I have no idea desu

XCX

"Told ya, Scully"

STALKER

lol
I have never watched the show so I genuinely don't know

Minecraft, not sure how can you deny skeletons.

monhun

I guess there's a possibility she'd think they're animatronics?

That's it, I'm torrenting all season then

with meat and bones and a whole society centered around hunting them Scully?

Binding of Isaac

Listen as long as Scully spends 75% of the episode DRENCHED in hot piss, I will accept it

Dead by daylight

Oh, I wish. Long overdue. Scully would think it's just a serial killer abudction though.

SMT3 NOCTURE HD REMASTER
They're fucked

Outlast Trials

If they're on Murkoff's side, Mulder would ramble on about how there's collective human consciousness and the Skinnerman is proof of this while Scully talks about how it's just a collective hallucination brought on by Eastermann's ranting and fatherly role he takes mixed with the stress of the trials. Then Scully gets blasted with psychosis gas and meets the Skinnerman but is saved when Mulder gets her an antidote.

You are playing Mulder in Bloodborne though.

Scully and Mulder investigates a farmhouse where rumors of a chainsaw murder and subsequent disappearance of the murderer

Scully falls into a Bleed, gets found by a killer and is saved by Mulder

Mulder gets hooked and Scully saves him, they both escape

ends up with some random bad guy disappearing in the fog while they escape

Scully denies everything

It would turn into a full blow episode of X-Files. Scully would be skeptical. Mulder might experience something unexplainable. The girls would be very suspicious. Pam would be an informant and witness.

She'd realize it quickly that the world is some sort of simulation and they're "trapped" in a cruel video game. Mulder would tease her saying for all these time she's a skeptic, but yet, was a devout Catholic. Maybe this is another test of faith for her. Since Mulder is an obsessive autistic/assburgur type, and likes to joke around playing a quippy character to cope with his trauma, similar to Abed from community, he seems to be able to handle himself quite well in the Souls universe... until he got too obsessive and let the game take over him, and he leans more towards the darker sides / ending of the games. That's when Scully had to throw her skepticism away and return to Faith, as she overcomes obstacles over obstacles to become the chosen one instead and try to save Mulder from his downfall. So for the first time ever the game had TWO opposite sides coming together in union, in unity, symbolizing perfect harmony. They escaped the Matrix and returned to DC or whatever it is their home base was.

Khazan

Gonna be a little hard

Soul Reaver

Might be interesting

Thief Gold

Wow Scully this sure is gay and boring

You're right Mulder it has aged horribly

start watching X Files

Scully's whole thing is "don't be silly Mulder there's no aliens" and "don't be silly Mulder there is no government conspiracy"

in the finale of season 1 she literally holds an alien fetus in her hands and is right there to witness government spooks killing Mulder's inside source

start season 2 and she's right back to don't be silly Mulder...

what the fuck? I know she's supposed to be the skeptic but come on

Venus Vacation

Mulder, I'm telling you that it's medically impossible for any kind of gel to soften breast tissue.

How do explain Saiyuri?! You've seen Honoka, Scully, same as I have. There's no denying that jiggle physics exist here!

zergs exists - its a galaxy far away
protoss exist - its a galaxy far away
humans are french UED fags with 0 n-words - this is unreal, Scully would call the UED unrealistic and Mulder will have to explain for 40 minutes how the french can be white.

she is a woman. give her some slack.

it's kind of hot if you frame it as Scully being mindbroken and unable to stop herself from constant denial as her inner sanity erodes

Peak 90s thrillers

good stories

story arch that lasts several seasons despite filler episodes

Filler episodes pretty good too

synthesizer music everywhere

The writing gets better at Season 2 and remaster effects do a pretty decent job.

keep watching
early seasons were the best, 1-2 is kino, 3-4 were good, 5+ it starts going downhill

EDF 6, Mulder wpuld be validated, although he'd be confused why some of the aliens look exactly like us

A pair of crazy incestuous cultist siblings on a killing spree sounds like an average x-files episode. Hell, I'm sure they had at least one such ep

SMT VV

The entire dialog would be Mulder dunking on Scully and rubbing it in, and Scully being a twat.

this is just a human.

I dont think I could shoot it..

bipedal with two eyes, a nose and a mouth

how the fuck are you supposed to tell them apart from Humans???

Seasons 1-2 absolute kino, it's a TV show but the production and cinematography is movie quality (for the time). Make sense considering they were heavily inspired by the Silence of the Lambs film. Scully is based on Clarice. Some of the shots in the dark are absolutely phenomenal in the early series. They put extra attention and care, effort into the production early on.

But nothing lasts forever though. X-Files is known to have one or two "jokey" episodes per seasons where it's more lighthearted, comedy, almost parody episodes. The problem is as the seasons go on, there's more and more of this MCU-like quippy episodes where they act out of character just because le funni or whatever. I fucking hate the Lone Gunmen trio. They're forced and cringe. Convenient/lazy writing exposition type characters, you know they're just there to fill the audience in with some filler exposition coz muh expert and shit.

Did someone say KINO?

The original method acting Joker. Fucking Ledger has nothing on Dourif.

No Mulder, the Iron Throne isn't replacing every other merchant organization with their own shapeshifters and poisoning the mines to start an iron shortage

Why would they even do that? To start a war to sacrifice a lot of people to the god of murder? Don't be a queer fellow

The main plot is shit, the monster of the week episodes are generally good but the show becomes more and more interested in the personal drama of the two leads as the show goes on, and it wasn't good at that from the start and only gets worse at it.

Disgaea

Scully would be absolutely convinced this was an elaborate high school drama production.

Moulder, these so called "demons" haven't done a single possession, follow none of the so-called "rules" of demonology, and when I tried to exorcise one they pulled my pants down, pushed me over, and called me inapplicable slurs. They're just teenagers, Moulder. I've seen more convincing dragons at a yard sale.

I dunno, Scully. Maybe we just can't see them as they are. I mean, look at that cat girl, look how muscular she is. You think that's natural? Her calves are the size of my head. And that moth you're calling a stage prop stole your shoes in a matter of seconds, would a stage prop steal your shoes, Sully? Can a stage prop get mad at you afterwards for your shoes not smelling fragrant enough? No, Scully, we just have to accept we're not seeing the full picture.

I've seen enough teenagers to know diving for my shoe isn't the work of demons, Moulder. And what, a muscular woman in a cat outfit is "supernatural"? I'm calling it, Moulder. You can sit around here until this so-called "Overlord" arrives, but I have to submit our report. Now let me get my shoe back, the moth prop dropped it on that weird, penguin shaped trash can, and I'm not gonna hear a peep pit of your suspicions they contain human souls.

What do you think their reaction would be

Il-2 Flying Circus. I guess Mulder would be a pilot and Scully would be a comfort woman for the officers. Not a bad option for them.

I fucking hate the Lone Gunmen trio

It varies from episodes to episodes for me but they are the core of what I consider to be the worst X-Files episode of all time (at least for the original run) and that episode was written by William fucking Gibson which, once I realized that, had me dissociating the whole time followed by the second worst episode where a group of conspiracy nerds heroically died to save america from a totally-not-Al-Qaida biological attack because the Bush years and NatSec insanity irremediably damaged US culture so now 3 weirdos who ran a newsletter whose title was a joke about not believing the Warren commission are now interred in Arlington.

Think she might be more preocuppied with the "God is dead and Lucifer wants to remake reality" thing.
Mulder's having the time of his life tho.

Mulder would have an aneurysm, and I woudl like to see Scully trying to hand-wave a Charizard using flamethrower
I want this on my table by tomorrow morning

Mmmmmmmaybe.
I can also see Moulder being frantic after a bit.

Okay, but where are the aliens

Yes, yes, I know, demons are real, gods are real, angels are real, and god is dead, but where are the aliens?

What the fuck do you mean "hell is real, space is fake", where are them aliens? You expect me to believe there's just nothing up there?

"Moulder, Vishnu says there aren't aliens, I think I'm gonna believe him. Ameterasu and the Chupacabra corroborate with everything he said."

I WANNA BELIEVE SCULLY

worst X-Files episode of all time (at least for the original run) and that episode was written by William fucking Gibson

Knowing Gibson as he is now I'm not surprised, I'm convinced the Sprawl trilogy was a fluke at this point.

Deus Ex

It's literally just the X-Files.

Yeah, me too man is just so strange that the guy who wrote one of the most insightful and somehow weirdly prescient science fiction story over the course of those 3 books was never able to recapture the magic and his most well known stories outside of it are: an Alien 3 script that never made it and Ice-T plugging Keanu Reeves to a cocked-up dolphin.
there was some decent journalism to his Singapore article, Disneyland with the Death Penalty, though

ARK

It would be pretty hard to deny the existence of an implant on your wrist and seeing cowboys riding dinosaurs and shit

4 children with 3 men

she sure likes to collect cum doesn't she?
does mean even the average anon has a chance

Fuck Kush

I was actually too on your side wink wink

Ice-T plugging Keanu Reeves to a cocked-up dolphin wasn't his fault. He wanted to make a low budget art film and ended up getting taken on a wild ride by sony pictures.

Mully and Skulder

Mulder usually jumps to schizo theories at first and then corrects to the correct theory once they find more evidence, Scully knows ayys are real but she just tells mulder that his first theory might not be right and it isn't always aliens or a conspiracy(and she is right, sometimes it's other things but Mulder always jumps to assumptions)

What did they mean by this?

They would be quickly pasted by a Tank

Isn't the other way around?
Mulder is the one who constantly tips his fedora at angels and demons while Scully is the religious one

This might be controversial but I would not stop pumping until my balls were empty.
Her and Sigourney Weaver are pure sexo.

I think I actually have a chance. I just need to corner her.

Hotline Miami 2

Masked killers from an alternate timeline where america lost the cold war bleeding into our reality? Mulder and Skully hanging out in Miami for some exterior shots while the rest is filmed on a dock in Toronto or something? Totally believable as an X-Files episode and sounds kino as fuck.

he has more than 1 meter of living space

you need more?

gets away with it

Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Given the way SMT plots often work out.
I could see Skully and Mulder swapping alignments halfway through. Rejecting their own patterns to represent the opposite side.
Mulder starts by seeking the supernatural, embracing it, and wanting it to run wild as Chaos, but then deciding that it shouldn't exist, and be contained through Law, Scully being averse to the supernatural actually existing and wanting it contained, then deciding containing it is responsible for a lot of societies' ills.
The bureau itself is like. Shit Neutral; it set these two up to repeat the cycle, then wants to close.
And then True Neutral is fukkin. I dunno. Sam and Dean Winchester showing up and asserting human dominance with help from the new god of investigation, Columbo, and making the entire X-Files plot a moot point.

half-life extended

it might actually fit really well but would have a bit too much action for the x-files
especially for scully during the pregnant season

Don't think they'd have much time for any reaction since I was playing No Man's Sky, so they're now on a planet without any required life support and without a spaceship to get off. And even if they had a ship I'm not sure either would know how to fly it.

Mulder has one foot in the grave or rather in schizoland (which could lead to his demise anyway) due to his obsessive chase for the "truth" and being on the spectrum, both caused by trauma and covert programming.

Scully is his lifeline, often the one that pulls him back to reality. The irony at play here is their Jojo's bizarre adventure often pulls on her side of the story and her trauma, her skepticism and refusing to believe of the unknown is the same force that plays on her refusal to return to faith, something she has abandoned since pursuing the quantitative "truth", becoming a woman of hard science, a physicist, an M.D, a coroner that's needs to compile reports reflecting the absolute truth as evidence to the court.

It's the opposite to Mulder's background of finding the qualitative truth, in a metaphysical sense, considering he is a Oxford Psychologist with a successful (albeit eccentric) method of analyzing the criminal minds and behaviours. The guy sees pattern in everything as his superpower for being in the spectrum AND a trained Oxford/FBI specialist in psychology. The problem is those patterns can easily be planted by the Luminaddy or whoever.

Scully saves Mulder from going full schizo. Mulder helps Scully return to ber faith.
Chaos and order. It's perfect harmony.

*bzzzt bzzzt*

"hey Muldie it's the Gunmen here"

"we managed to track you -- hack NASA NSA Chinese sattelites -- you have to --"

"reroute auxiliary power -- turbo encabulator -- flux capacitor -- stiction -- this coordinate good luck"

and so Mulder and Scully managed to fix their ship and returned to Earth

You can't deny it anymore, Scully, aliens are real! They've destroyed Earth! They've pursued us across space and are now trying to eradicate us as we try to settle on this -alien- planet!

Mulder, all these so-called "aliens" we've come to know the precise origins of turned out to have been manufactured in a lab by HUMANS from another dimension! Wake up, there's no such thing as "aliens" in Xeno lore, and there never will be!

THEN WHAT ABOUT THE NOPONS, SCULLY? YOU CAN TELL THERE'S NOTHING HUMAN BEHIND THEIR GREEDY LITTLE EYES!

Wow Mulder, I usually let your wild speculations and conspiracy theories fly, what you believe is none of my concerns, but I draw the line at antisemitism!

monster hunters

I just dont know what would happen.

"muh becoming writer, immediately scraps everything else to the side"

plot is lol

you were the deep state's best operator and then senior handler and your ticket out is fucking getting your novels published??? for what? retirement money? LMAOO

Ludokino.

KEK

The revival seasons also show that he was exposed to CIA glownigger murdergas in Vietnam and he could go psycho and start skinning hobos at any minute.

From inside a simulation run on a dying, abandoned supercomputer that's about to shut down in 16 real-world minutes (with the time dilation inside said simulation due to processing power making things seem longer)? Yea, good luck with that.

None of those 3 men was Mulder? What a teasing whore!

Say what you want about X Files but Millenium had a far worse turn with season 3 jesus christ

Yotsuba B... Yotsuba B

Well yes the flux capacitor and the berrylium sphere manages to buy them time and they didn't flew back to Earth, they opened up a wormhole into the black hole and went inside the event horizon and managed to break through and gets splurt out of the white hole into a new universe a new dimension 99.99% identical except the Mulder and Scully here just died in an elaborate mission beyond Antarctica, so they just replace themselves anyway as if nothing's happened. I win.

So where are you driving me.

A connection I have at the Darkmoon Fare, just called me. You're not gonna believe this but one of his client supposedly died and then came back the next day without a scratch.

Really, a ressurection? What's next, an underground death cult in a Monastery?

Chip Foose looking aah. He should be making hot rods.

They'd probably be very impressed with how scientific and ecological everything is thanks to the Guild

Mulder digs at the deep lore of the series, of the cycles of human civilization and destruction, the weird shit around Fatalis, and the ancient science, while Scully keeps insisting that no, they're just big animals, and those facilities were just abandoned because of the big animals.

Astlibra

She chills in the castle town and doesn't realize 1% if the shit going on MC-kun has to deal with

Man I love the first 5 seasons of supernatural. Only western show that feels like SMT strange journey and perfectly encapsulates

We're fucking back

It's so over

Nevermind we back

it has NEVER been more over

And by that I mean being BACK FUCK YEAH HUMANITY

I'm telling you Scully, the Two Fingers are actually aliens, they're not envoys of the gods or anything like that, this entire Golden Order is a sham.

Not this again, Mulder, you know what happened with inquisitor Crepus when you started talking about this during lunch, you're lucky he didn't put a burred bolt on your back when you went to refill your flasks at the site of grace

It's the truth! Why do you think Sir Gideon doesn't care about them? He knows, I mean he IS the All Knowing after all, and-

Listen, I'm going to put aside how he's friends with a masked freak obsessed with sex dolls since he's our superior, but you really shouldn't involve Ofnir in your flights of fancy, he's one of Queen Marika's top brass and you might get in trouble with those implications, Night Chivalry and all that...

Ah is that it? Then explain what Count Ymir said to us last week, explain why King Consort Radagon was so afraid of the Carians, hell explain why we never saw King Radagon and Queen Marika together!

....*sighs*...Mulder, Ymir is a decrepit, delusional transexual who thinks a baby fingercreeper is his long dead son, he's been stuck in some backwater church for Marika knows how long, you can't possib-

Then what is it we saw in his basement, Scully? How do you explain Metyr, how does your Golden Order explain "THAT"?

I don't know what we saw, the host killed it too fast for me to even see.

I'm going all in on this case, the Golden Order is wrong, it's all a front, I saw the flying ghost turtle near Manus Celes, I saw those finger ruins in the Land of Shadows, I saw the Astel in the Forgotten Cities.

Much as you try to bury it, the truth is out there. Greater then your Golden Order lies, the truth wants to be known.

No, let me be even clearer: this isn't a Matrix type simulation. They'd have no body outside the Atlas. When Atlas fatally crashes in the real word, they're erased. From real-world perspective they have 16 minutes for that. As for Mulder and Scully themselves they would at best be stuck on a space-station with no way to get off, and that's assuming they'd even be recognized as Travellers and avoid some random Vy'keen blasting them for interloping. There is no Earth within the simulation. If they get to an Atlas interface they may be able to send some signal out. But Atlas has been calling for its creators to come back for some time and has been ignored, so why would anybody listen now? Worst case scenario they're on the surface of some extreme planet and freeeze/burn/irradiate/get poisened to death before they could even get anywhere. which would also mean erasure. And that's assuming there's no Sentinels around wanting to make swiss cheese out of them. They're constrained by what Atlas is programmed to simulate so pretty much none of their gadgets would do anything. The universe they're now in simply wouldn't be able to support them.

uh-oh nerd alert