Help me Anon Babble

Why isn't my sugar cane growing?

light level too low probably

better?

idk lol you tell me

you might run into an issue with the sugarcane only growing two blocks tall because the torches are blocking them

oh ok

why would you build a farm indoor

so players dont grief it (im playing on 2b2t)

i fixed it

Suicide Watch isn't as bad as people say Anon, go visit your Psych.

Can it even grow up to the ceiling? I thought it needed empty block space in all directions including up.

he doesn't have a secret self-sustaining underwater base

good now build canons to bypass the servers anti-griefing system and fuck up everyone's shit.

I recognise that diorite. See you soon OP.

Anon...

Old minecraft my beloved

Just worked out your coordinates.

i have no idea what modern vanilla is like but im pretty sure sugar cane can grow taller than 3 blocks yes so your ceiling would block growth higher than 3 blocks. Your sugar cane will still grow, it just wont get taller than 3 blocks.

Update: IT GREW

congratulations! are you doing the 404 challenge?

I don't want to know. in my mind everything is just as it always was

whats the 404 challenge

Is 2b2t one of those things channers sperg about because it was once their sekrit club but then became too popular?

Now place some pistons and a hopper to automatically gather them

wow

huge for the account!!

how do i make those

404 was a seed with a huge fucking cave system right at spawn. the challenge was to collect as many resources as possible on the surface and then go in the cave system and live there for the rest of the playthrough

no im playing on anarchy server

Who the fuck is this idiot with the sugar canes?

dont talk shit about Sugar Cane Anon

OP

he means how do you build a hopper and piston lol

it hasnt worked since java beta versions I believe, it's an oldfag thing

Stanley then went to Anon Babble's Anon Babble board and proceeded to make a thread inquiring about why his sugar cane wouldn't grow. It was then replied to by helpful anons explaining to Stanley what he was doing wrong. Stanley then proceeded to go back to the game and use the anon's helpful advice to fix his sugar cane farm.

Sounds very believable... some might even say "too real".

Stanley had hoped that fixing his sugar cane farm would lead to a sense of normalcy, a quick fix to a minor problem in his Minecraft world. But when he logged back in, something felt... off. The once calm and peaceful landscape had taken on an eerie quality. The sun was setting unusually fast, casting long, sharp shadows across his pixelated world. He shrugged it off as just a quirk of the game, a glitch that might be connected to the server or a mod he had recently installed.

As he worked to adjust his farm, he noticed strange symbols etched into the dirt beneath the sugar cane. They were faint, almost invisible unless you looked at them from the right angle. A series of runes, or so it seemed, that didn't belong in any standard Minecraft language.

searched "how 2 build gun" as a retarded teen

it returned minecraft cannon designs instead

this is how i found the game lol

Did you build a gun?

Stanley, still uneasy but not wanting to overthink it, tried to focus on the task at hand. But when he tried to place a new block, his inventory froze. The interface didn't respond. He relogged, and when he came back into the world, there was something different about his environment, something more oppressive. The sky was darker, the world quieter. The usual peaceful music was replaced by a low, distorted hum. Even the animals seemed to move more sluggishly, as if under some unseen weight.

a coil gun, yes

You shouldn't have listened to them.

Then, he heard it. A whisper, barely audible, coming from the game’s chat box.

"You shouldn't have listened to them."

Stanley froze, his heart racing. He quickly scanned the Anon Babble thread again, hoping for some sort of explanation. That’s when he saw it : a new post, one he hadn't noticed before, appearing just as he refreshed the page.

Herobrine is watching you. He knows what you did.

Stanley felt his stomach drop. He had heard the myths, the stories of Herobrine : an enigmatic figure, said to be an elusive and malevolent presence that haunted Minecraft worlds. Players who claimed to have encountered him described mysterious structures, strange symbols, and unsettling occurrences like the one Stanley was experiencing.

Trying to shake off his fear, Stanley decided to head to bed for the night. But as he logged off and closed his laptop, something felt wrong. As he lay there in the dark, he thought he saw a flicker of light coming from his computer screen, despite it being turned off.

The next day, Stanley’s curiosity got the better of him. He logged into his Minecraft world once more. To his horror, his sugar cane farm was gone. Instead, in its place, there was a structure—a large, imposing shrine built out of obsidian, with an ominous symbol carved into its center.

"I warned you," the chat read again, this time in red text.

Neat.

Only 3?

What a noob.

Stanley's pulse quickened. He'd heard stories about players who’d interacted with Herobrine, and they always ended in disaster. Was this a prank? A clever mod? Or had he unwittingly summoned something far darker into his world?

Suddenly, the game froze again. The camera shifted on its own, slowly panning up to the sky.

The sun had disappeared entirely, replaced by a moon that shone too bright, casting an unnatural glow across the land.

Then, he saw him.

Herobrine.

you can't trick me
youtube.com/watch?v=9ZzEnFbATLQ

Stanley’s hands trembled as he tried to exit the game, but it wouldn’t let him. The mouse cursor was frozen, and his character remained rooted to the spot.

The chat began to flood with more cryptic messages. "You shouldn't have questioned it," one said. "The game is not what it seems."

A cold chill ran down Stanley’s spine. Herobrine had found him, and now, he would never be able to escape.

Update: It grew more this time

behind the fourth sugar cane, I see it

See... what?

Why hasn't the other one grown?

it's a late bloomer

Stanley is done for...

Stanley asked, trembling as he posted this.

Update: It still hasn't grown

Stanley asked, feeling confused, instinctively knowing that this wasn't natural.

Get some dirt to plant wheat while you wait.

Why are you underground?
sorry if someone already asked, I haven't looked through the thread yet

Playing 2b2t in 2025

because im on 2b2t

Yeah I agree anon, I hate the new minecraft textures but I just use programmer textures + custom made textures to make the game feel old again

Because you touch yourself at night

Haha LOL! Sick family guy reference. I love family guy. That's an old family guy reference too you're my kinda dude wanna hang out? Just two guys, pal'in around watching family guy together? We probably have the exact same sense of humour, I bet we could even finish each other's -

Is 2b2t one of those things channers sperg about because it was once their sekrit club but then became too popular?

this, DAU katya tanya
DAU caca chacha

wtf is this

this is where masons meet in minecraft
deir sekrit klub

I......am STEVE

Update: WHAT? It hasn't grown yet. This is insane

What I am doing wrong?

Need sunlight, tard.

UPDATE 8: IT FINALLY GREW

Im talking out of my ass here but I'm pretty sure the way growing works is after a certain number of ticks each sugarcane has a chance to grow but isn't guaranteed to grow, so the growth rate is random. This one but of sugar cane you've got is just getting unlucky rng.
Or maybe none of that is true because I literally made it up. But it sounds right to me.

I remember spawning underground in a tiny room with no way out
I didn't save the seed unfortunately

Sugarcane grows after getting 16 random ticks, and with default settings only 3 blocks per subchunk get a randomly ticked per gametick (out of 4096.) So it can vary a lot.
Also light level doesn't matter for sugarcane.