I saw this on my vidya.
I don't want any german approved or enabled game, ftw
I saw this on my vidya
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Absolutely disgusting
they will support anything that promotes tolerance
Add nazis, swastika and hardcore beastilaity rape so your game gets banned in germany.
Congratulations! You will now make less sales and germans will just pirate your game instead..
Same, and I was born and raised in Germany.
I left for a reason, don't need Germany forced back into my life through vidya
Tick of approval from Authoritarian German Socialists
Very problematic.
They've supported a crappy Snake browser game (it's not even an app) with 176k€. Along with like a thousand other games.
You have to understand that the people making these decisions are geriatric tech illiterates
that program is not actually for supporting developer studios. it is purely a tool for corrupt politicians to pass taxpayers' money onto friends and family or doing under-the-table-deals
holy shit. I'm now a games developer for ze Germans. who is the current fuehrer, so I can heil them properly?
Oh hey, a new X.
Hurensohn
good luck filling out the 80 forms (on paper of course, germany has no digital forms), sending them in through post and then waiting 9 months for a reply
You just described like 90% of all government programs on earth. Do you really think USAID was sending the money to Guatemala to promote transgender folk dances? No, some politician's daughter was taking all that shit.
This 2D flight simulator mobile game got supported with 370k€ German tax money.
1 week of development
176k€
STONKS
1 week of development
More likely paid an Indian on Fiverr to develop it for 20€. As a German, my blood is literally boiling.
giving more money than most people will make in a decade to a high schooler's hobby project.
Damn, Germans have it so good.
So did Germany just turbo overcorrect after Hitler? To avoid anything like that ever happening again, they force kids to play games with green blood and """diversity""", while they import nonwhites by the millions? RIP little Augustus and Wilhelm.
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they shit you'd make for a programming assignment gets $380.000 funding. then gets sold on an app store with rip off DLC. kino
I can't think of anything that would make me want to buy the game less
If anyone's interested, here are the games that German taxpayers were forced to support with their money while receiving nothing in return. The first one on the list is an Airbus plane DLC for Microsoft Flight Simulator, supported with 459k€.
literally all of it is cheap shovelware obviously made to cheese out money from the government fund or Anno (developed by Ubisoft)
Germany has benefited from you leaving
Ubisoft received 5.7MM€ by the German government for developing Anno 117.
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Which politician's relative made it is what you should be asking.
Modern Germany deserves to be nuked. Heck, old Germany also well deserved the nuke. Why can't these people be normal?
Those retards are funding mobile NFT slop.
Germany didn't do shit after the war, they got conquered.
Germoney needs an Elon Musk to defund all the retardation. or at least force the ministries to hire competent lawmakers. they can't differentiate between Anno and some obvious rip off
So it's laundering tax money to people producing shovelware and it can't be called out because the shovelware is real?
I cant laugh, our government funded bread tubers and donated to sex work charities
yeah now they have plenty of turks and syrians to collect benefits! nigger
They're taught to hate themselves very young. They still have selective pride though, particularly with food and craftsmanship. Deep down they're German, their current attitude is because of social pressure not their nature.
Ah yes I can't wait to recycle plastic and use wind turbines in Anno 117.
I'm glad that they are funding promising studios.
This dev team looks competent and their old game looks also pretty cool
loved CrossCode
you could sense the creators' politics bleeding through (particularly in the DLC) but it was never blatant and only in maybe a half dozen lines of dialogue
the studio's next game has this shit in their trailer
their current attitude is because of social pressure not their nature.
But Authoritarian social pressure IS their nature. The form it takes is entirely irrelevant.
zahl deine steuern, simon und hör endlich auf zu heulen, du hure
All I see are my taxes being wasted again.
Stunning and brave
They are reaping what they sow
Since the congress of vienna, they have caused or/and influenced every single major and minor war in europe
Ey bin ich froh, dass ich selbständig schwarz arbeite, Bürgergeld angemeldet habe und nebenbei kein einziges Blitzerfoto in den letzten 5 Jahren gezahlt habe, lmao.
What abhorrent shit has the federal US government paid for? There's no way Obama or Biden didn't fund something like that tranny dating sim or something. I know Rhode Island funded the flop Kingdom of Amalur so presumably other states are funding games, but what about at the federal level?
Fucking krauts have some of the highest taxes in the world and their gov uses it for shovelware garbage video game propaganda lmao
this was a theme in anno 2205 with Ecos vs Tycoons and the message was that you need to consider both approaches to get the best result. Anno isn't straight up propaganda
They're still a prideful people. Take away the pressure to self hate and they'll go back to saying how much better than are at everything. The "we don't to that in Germany!" meme is very really cause it's socially acceptable to hate Americans, but deep down they feel that way globally.
I'm guessing "ftw" means "fuck the world"? When did it change from "for the win"?
anno 2205
sorry, meant 2070
Germans have been the eternal enemies of civilized Europe since the antiquity.
it didn't
We should have slaughtered every last G*rman for what they did to G-d's Chosen People.
Cool rage bait thread.
So, what game was it, Anon? Surely you can tell us so we can avoid the game. Don't worry, I won't fact check you. :)
Not vidya, but USAid paid money to the Lutheran Church of Finland so that Lutheran Church of Finland could then use that money for charity projects in Africa.
It was in news in Finland when the church authorities announced that they need to reduce church's foreign aid because that funding was cut.
Ich ziehe meinen Hut vor dir, Bürgibernd.
Anglo hands typed this post
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just fucking look at this tranny shit. germans are the worst, even worse than fucking englishmen
I wanted to make a game with the funding but the shit they ask of you is insane and just for you to land on a waiting list
and lets be honest 200k is nothing if you really want to make something good or market it, btw you cant use those 200k for marketing because regulations lol
guess the system is just there for these kind of """games"""
The EU needs to be destroyed. De*tschland reduced to rubble and the soil salted. Germania delanda est.
lmao, Elon is just another flavor of "funnel money towards me and my cronies" you absolute moron.
Wrong. We do not aczept the papierform anymore, unless härtefall-regelung has been requested wiz good reason and approved.
you vill use ELSTER (we named it magpie because we are humorous haha). You do not have a choice in zis.
200k is nothing
it is meant to support your development, not to entirely fund it. in return you make sure to make your game kosher
you can get much MUCH better deals in other countries or the EU in general
I also loved CrossCode, but I don't know what you're talking about in your second meme arrow.
Could you elaborate? Or are you just mad they didn't make Leah a lesbain with the frenchie? (kinda based but also unbased, I wanted that actually)
Haha deutsch faden, was zockt ihr pimmel grad so? Neben an den nerven von arschmetten hambuletten?
*Berlin delenda est
DelEnda. Like delete.
And Berlin, because that's what's killing 'Schland.
Looks pretty cool, will get it on sale. Shame the publisher apparently fucked the devs over, so it seems there's not a lot of content and none more to come (according to a review).
Marvel: Guardians of the Galaxy, Pokemon Emerald Seaglass, Cassette Beasts, Sifu and God of War 1 on a rotation.
I also fap to dirty Ostmullen and educate fellow Germans on pr0 about politics :)))
Haha German thread, what are you guys playing with? Next to the nerves of assmetten hambuletten?
t.ranny
Aww ist es nicht schon Zeit fuers Bettchen? :)
I don't know if they did it on purpose, but in 1800 there's a number of things that you could see as woke, but it's impossible to tell if that was the intention because the result is just a caricature.
Same goes for the female engineer that is the most annoying citizen NPC.
oof those are some bad looking games.
why does german sound so evil
Das marvel Gedöns hab ich tatsächlich besser in Erinnerung als ich haben sollte. Isn netter Spielfilm, reicht aber nicht für 2 mal schauen.
So... when am I getting my crumb of pussy?
germs were always subhuman, they were divided for a reason
I'm not done yet, but I can see why. It's pretty light on the gameplay and whatever story variations are in there are probably superficial. Nevertheless I do quite enjoy the plot direction so far. I also enjoy the banter. Doubly so because I assumed it'd be MCU stuff, but it is its own thing instead, it's single player no DLC straight up just a movie-ish game.
I'm impressed by the honesty/straightforwardness.
It's really not all that much to talk about as a game though, yeah, lol.
Whom do I need to know to get game dev gibs?
anno was always lefty leaning, even before "woke" existed as a word. 1800 allows you to censor the press and become aware what benefits it brings from the pov of a ruler. if the game was truly woke, they wouldn't dare to cast doubt on the MSM
There is just something so out-of-touch in everything modern Germans do, does not matter what form of media or art it is. I can't put it into words. IT really is it's own form of cringe and it makes me want to kms as a kraut.
UG (haftungsbeschränkt)
Oh please for the love of fucking god
Some stupid ass fucker couldn't even be bothered to invest 12.5k, and you're paying him a MILLION????
Rome wasn't considered Europe except by revisionist cuckolds. "Evropa" was a name the greeks/romans called the lands to the north of them, that was beyond the alps and the french lands. This was even explained as early as the Greek myths but you retards never understand this cultural point because of your anglo-bias to history.
The only quintessentially German thing I noticed in 2070 is that Tycoons could build a nuclear power plant which quite regularly blows up, and it's really really hard to reduce the accident risk to zero.
Just Bündnis90 things^^
I live next to a nuclear plant I have zero issues. Fucking bleeding hearts fucking shit up for us, god I 'ate 'em. As if Tsukufishma was indicative of anything.
elaborate to lawlet
Only faggots and brownoids leave, turkshit.
Why are whites so woke?
They did something similar in Poland where it funded some NGO that promoted diversity and immigration and nobody knew that they were funded from the US.
Also in 1800 you are a colonizer who goes around the world making the lives of the "colonized" people incomparably better.
you get regularly some minor accidents that do nothing, but it never blew up on me. the chance is very low and you can reduce it even further by researching the necessary tech and making them safer
So did Germany just turbo overcorrect after Hitler?
Basically, with a lot of help from the allies, especially the US.
Saw it on Commandos: Origins. A game where you kill Germans. It's a German funded game.
I get exactly what you mean. it's very strange. I would say it's the exact opposite to nature and beauty, so satanic would fit
It had some light touches of "capitalism bad" in the story as a theme but never really a huge focus. More obvious, Apollo and Joern implied as gay in the main game confirmed in the DLC.
based germany funding good games for once instead of simulators
I want games supported by Germany, but not this Germany. A Jew killing simulator sponsored by the 4th Reich would be my personal game of the millennium.
person makes business, if things go south he's responsible with all his private wealth
GmbHs exist to limit this kind of responsibility to 25k euros (ackshually 12.5k but details lol)
scammers keep making Ltds (British) because it's only 1 pound responsibility
German wannabe lawyers get mad they losing bucks, so Germany invents UG (haftungsbeschränkt) which is essentially the same. Just a local form of Ltd. any fucktard assmoron with zero capital can make. It's a paper tiger. Zero responsibility. Everyone involved could essentially just run away and they lose NOTHING, Chinese style.
Gesellschafter und Geschäftsführerhaftung is so slow and delayed, by the time the gov tries to make you pay for your crimes, you'll be retired in SEA for 4 years.
It's the lowest of the lowest of the lowest hurdles you need to take to not put your own name in the direct firing line. It REEKS of scam instantly.
woke shit
Ach du Heilige....
wumao
you know 100% he is the only one coding shit.
One does "all the important calls", the other "makes sure the office and workspace is up to snuff!", one is "head of marketing and social media(she tweets about how all white men are bad 24/7) and the final woman actually does the art (she is capable of selecting the shapes tool in ms paint).
well
menace look real
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Eh, I can see it. It's not like I'm pro-capitalist (that's a gov/company psyop anyway, you don't wanna be a filthy COMMUNIST RIGHT???). Given what's been established in the base game, I wasn't really blindsided by that. Didn't really register as woke, but I can see it.
For the gaylords... Eh I guess? I still have contact with a gay couple back from WoW ca 2007, and I only learned that after years and multiple IRL meetups in like 2015.
I understand what you mean now that you mention it, but it didn't stick out to me.
Thanks for telling me. Thought I was crazy and missed something (kinda assumed it'd be about the personal accountability and clone thing with, you know, the ending).
1 million € for this
It's about honesty and being real.
If you're confident in your product, put your face on it and your name under it. Not some garbage 1 euro paper company.
I wouldn't work with those because I'm not a fucktard moron, so I'm frustrated at my government for just paying A FUCKING MILLION OF TAXPAYER MONEY to one.
Wasn't Songs of Silence funded by them? I like that game.
fair enough
what shitass shovelware games are you playing, anon?
Die Grünen haben gefordert, dass das Spiel inklusiver werden soll. 6 millionen Euro wurden für die Entwicklung der Version 1.1 zur Verfügung gestellt.
Goebbels hatte recht darüber was passiert wenn der Jude den Krieg gewinnt.
What happened to that pro jew history game in the works by one dude who gets funding for years and hasn't shown any progress?
Wilf Life is one of the most ambitious porn games made by an actual Berlin based studio.
Nobody in germany can buy it on steam.
At least there is a straight white couple. Not possible in Los Americanos
Hitler was already the correction after the Weimar Republic.
What we have now is just a jewish republic doing the exact things the NSDAP wanted to protect us from.
Du weißt schon, dass Antisemitische Inhalte VERBOTEN sind in Deutsche Land?
Ich lieben deutsche Land
Ich lieben deutsche Land!
Ich
Lieben
Deu-tsche Land!
burgerbros, is it a good idea to move to the US with only 20k in savings and a bachelor's degree in CS?
am already 34 years old, I was born dirt poor and would be worried about my retirement in America, but I love guns and the NA nature...
That's the point, CrossCode was never really explicit in its messaging. If you really squint you could see a hint of their politics squeaking in but you'd need to be pretty nutty for it to actually be a dealbreaker. Seeing Alabaster Dawn being funded by this German propaganda agency is basically the one red flag in the game because everything else looks really solid.
Huh,didn't knew they made a new Commandos game. Dunno if this is well-known fact outside of Germany but the Commandos series and spin offs/spiritual sequels like Desperados, Robin Hood, Shadow Tactics etc. have always been.popular in germany.
Besides, you're killing Nazi germans as a team of allied commandos. Which is not a biggie to germans as a whole (unless you're a skinhead or from Saxony), as strange as this may sound to yankee ears.
It's like being an American, playing a game set during the civil war and getting mad you kill confederates.
Yes. And also by murricans turning it into brainwashing psyop testbed.
If I'm paying for all of these by living in this axechucker country, and paying more than the average snownigger in taxes, why don't I get a """free""" copy of all of these games?
Another common German L.
You're not Indian, how are you planning on moving there?
What game?
He fell into cauldron with magic tar as a baby.
Mmh. I understand. Personally, I work on a 1 hit = 1 strike free policy. They made CrossCode + DLC which I very much liked, so I'll give Alabaster Dawn a chance no matter what. But if that's shit, that's also the extent of my faith.
I hope it's good, for both of us, and I hope that if it is, you'll be able to enjoy it past whatever the sentiment of this place is or your own perception of politics it holds.
not OP, just fished shadow gambit today and I saw it in the credits
Wilf Life
link?
Are you joking? One look at that and I can tell that it's faggot shit
Commandos: Origins
woke
it's accurate, Oktoberfest is an overpriced tourist event.
*Wild Life.
I heard they doubled down on the anthro stuff because of furry-garchs. But at least it seems like they making progress with the game
Oof, game looks fun though
They're the main reason why vidya from germany is no longer a thing. Imagine sucking out all the creativity. The result: Most talent just made indie games instead or just moved to other countries.
Same with movies.
Yeah I ain't touching any of that. All yours.
sorry Achmed, not going to finance your next AMG :)
Because wokism is the bastard child of the religion various white nations have been following for the last couple thousand years.
It doesn't take that much to jump from slave morality to victim morality.