Minecraft

What is the next movie based off of a videogame you are excited to see, now that Minecraft has made over a billion dollars?

Americans are deranged.

Kino

why are zoomies pretending to be excited by this

making the same thread twice

OP is a faggot.

the algorithm told them to

CHICKEN JOCKEY

fake it till you make it :(

that's so sad
I hope they find something to be genuinely excited about and they're not stuck in this post-ironic purgatory forever

everyone hates the trailer as soon as it comes out

Warner enters panic mode

pays shills to astroturf the Minecraft movie as an "ironic masterpiece"

zoomers buy it en masse and from there on do Warner's job for them

they went from criticizing how bad and out of touch it feels to doing pilgrimages to their local theaters just to be part of something

It's that easy really

How can I use this phenomena to make money myself? I can't afford to make an entire movie mind you.

Only true gamers understand.

Super Cuckio Bros... how come our bing bing feminism movie didn't get this reaction?

CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

Space Station 13 or Sven Coop. I wanna see that shit get fucked up by a new wave of retards

guys look we laughed at the thing that we're supposed to laugh at

contemporary culture programming is fucking scary

Where is the joke?

Shouting at stupid shit is fun. Why do you think people watch sports?

I wonder how many jannies quit their jobs because of this movie

Stop posting this

The West has fallen.

This

Mario lost

Half my team quit this weekend

t. work at theater

I……. am SVEN

What's the popcorn situation like?

It's as bad as the stories show. Entire rows and halls covered in a layer of popcorn and butter and soda. Then you have to quickly clean it for the next showing but the braindead broccoli hairs want to be in the auditorium despite no trailers playing.

What?

Where are we?

RAGEMAP!

Millenial here, I just see a great opportunity to throw shit and be a shithead and have a laugh with your friends.

Of course you and every other person who replied to you wouldn't get it

At least you get the last laugh. Zoomers/gen alpha are FUCKED. The economy is shit, they'll never afford a house or retire, and they're likely to die in a big world war.

the faggot dwarf honeydew, and his gay sidekick who's weird

better/worse then when a family of jeetslugs come to the theatre?

I'm sure Trump will spare me from a draft. Theater works are essential workers.

jack black needs to eat 1000 jaffa cakes in one sitting, or I won't be impressed

I hate seeing food wasted

Jack Black says the thing from the game.
People are excited that thing they recognise was called out.

it's a kids movie. Kids like retarded things

100 hours playtime

popcorn is barely food

corn isn't good at all

so did jack black the jew just totally fuck KG?

oh shit I forgot...isn't kage a fucking retarded leftist?

I don't think Dave thinks about much except "that bitch"

Corn is pretty nutritional, but popcorn is mostly air.

I hope he overcame his coffee pot addiction

wow just like me

corn is a filler. it has no nutrienal value

zoomers are too old to be acting this way

Anon hasn't been outside in a few years

Welcome to modern parenting in a world of social media and throwing tablets/phones at your child as quickly as possible.

the look you get from other zoomers when you don't follow the swarm behavior

People throwing popcorn everywhere is pretty funny. Still not redownloading Minecraft.

They put up a notice outside my local today. Wish I had an excuse to go ask what the situation's like there since I'm on speaking terms with some of the staff after seeing the same couple movies repeatedly for a while, but frankly every movie for the next six months or so looks like trash.

You need some filler in your post, like all those goddamn letters you missed.

Millennials think they're safe

(((They))) will draft 40 year olds too. They are starved for recruits and need more bodies for Israel.

Did you work in the cinema when women were leaving behind 15 inch cucumbers they had been fucking themselves with

zoomers are poisoned by irony and terrified of being criticized for enjoying something, this manifests when something collectively derided can be enjoyed ironically and safely, there was a a minor situation like this with I think despicable me where some faggy zoomers showed up in suits to watch it

broccoli nigger detected

No, but I've seen teens giving each other head

zoomers are poisoned by irony and terrified of being criticized for enjoying something,

A big issue is that sincerity is frowned upon if someone sincerely likes something that is unpopular or divisive for most. A lot of people do genuinely like stuff they either know or not, will get them trash talked or looked down on if they bring it up. Even on this site.

CHICKEN JOCKEY

what a job man
Can't you get a wfh customer service job or something?

Working at a theater normally is pretty comfy, it's just that no one expected the zoomer hivemind to behave like animals for movie adaptation of a video game that peaked 10 years ago.

A big issue is that sincerity is frowned upon if someone sincerely likes something that is unpopular or divisive for most.

I wonder who started all of that.

BASED CRINGE LITERALLY THIS BUT UNI-

wfh customer service job

Not him but I have this. It's not as bad as you think in my case because I mostly do admin stuff now, but I'm hoping to be able to get out of this and do something that doesn't involve the public.

That’s what we call FORCED THREADS

Homeless people would love that food, the non-homeless really take things for granted

I hope Lanky comes back somehow. I love Lanky.

Was the previz version leaked intentionally?

a lot of millennials will be 50 by the time they start drafting 40-year-olds
all according to keikaku

My Popcorn would be French Fries

AND I WOULD DEFINITELY NOT WASTE IT OVER SOME DUMB MOVIE FOR KIDS

based. Only wagies get upset at a few kids having fun

but I'm hoping to be able to get out of this and do something that doesn't involve the public

Anything to do with the public makes the job 100x more difficult than it needs to be. I know it's a meme to say, but the average person really is stupid.

I love the thought of some faggot kinoplex wagie having to clean up my shit, I sometimes bring a flick knife in and open up the seats and stuff opened cans of fish deep in there

I genuinely, don't get it.

why

I genuinely, don't get it.

What is Chicken Jockey? CJ from GTA:SA?

t. brown

because if I didn't deliberately smear my feces on the bathroom stall wall whenever I go to the cinema, the poor wagie wouldn't have a job
think about it, they're so retarded their entire job is cleaning up the shit I make- if it wasn't for my benevolence they'd be starving to death

It's a joke about riding cock.

They would, it would just involve less feces.

small victories, yeah?

I paid for my ticket so you WILL pick up my shit
sometimes I buy a bag of popcorn deliberately so I can dump it on the ground and then dump sugary coke onto it and mush it with my feet
it's important to do this early on so it dries a bit and makes it very hard to clean

I feel more bad for the people that have to clean it up.

Based. I always pour Icees into the seats and just piss on the floor while sitting there

They speak like niggers so I guess it's not surprising when they act like niggers at the movies.

what went wrong with zoomers?

it's the moral thing to do- the categorical imperative- if everyone was a clean freak then the janitor wagies would be out of a job
now say thankyou for me throwing my piss jug at the cinema screen as I exited a screening of the barbie movie

but i thought this stuff was genetic...

You don't know how happy I am that America has only a couple years left

What’s the Chicken Jockey of Mario, Zelda and Pokémon?

They should have pissed all over the place too

It's funny as fuck

Recycle it for the next Minekino showing.

Yeah how dare they have fun
Don't be a crusty old bald fuck

put it in a cheap popcorn container from the dollar store

throw in some m&ms and other shit on the floor as a "treat"

sell at a lower price

Its zany and cool to be a manchild on the interwebz. First it was Bronies then came the ironic weebs and marvel/Nintendo soiboys.

My theory is that when smartphones and social media dropped and the normal layman instantly became interconnected with everyone else they saw how utterly similar and same he was to everyone else.(I listen to Eminem, Lil Wayne, I like sportsball, play sportsball, my favorite movie is Terminator 2, Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift and Black Hawk Down, I drive a Ford Mustang.) They became shellshocked and traumatized that they needed to do anything they could to look unique and special instead of a cog that was forged by cultural propaganda and not of their own volition.

This makes them rush to any niche genre and community and adopt it while fooling themselves and trying to convince everyone else that they are trendsetters and non conformist. Unfortunately this is a plauge of locusts and vidya has more than enough examples of IPs and communitys going to shit after mainstream adoption.

But do I blame them? No, you shouldn't either. You and them all want a unique experience that is only for you and to flaunt at the envy of others which explains the contrarian nature here as well.

NOOOO YOU ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN LIKE THAT YOU NEED TO KNEEL AND STARE AT A BLANK WALL WHILE RECITING BIBLE VERSES IN YOUR HEAD QUIETLY

DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

Put it in a cheap cup, label it as not-for-eating and sell for half the price
infinite money glitch

Lockers aren't small enough.

label it as not-for-eating

They eat it anyways and sue you.

As long as it's properly labelled "not for consumption" you're fine.

Cry harder bitch, it's making the floor even more slippery.

You aren't having fun tho. You are chasing the judgement of your peers and you are addicted.
You consume without digesting what it is you are consuming. You don't stop to think. You just want to hear what others think.

but think of the poor starving afrikarino kids :(

Shut the fuck up fag

What is this? Furry convention?

you aren't having fun

you are addicted

Addicted to what, narcissist?

Could I be addicted to...fun?

I'm positive they'll sue you anyways. It's America after all.

youhavealawyer.com/laundry-pods/

addicted to what?

Literally stated in the post. Funny you shout "narcissist" when your own ego is literally affecting your brains ability to read with selective reading. The insecurity is palpable.

Addicted to what, narcissist? Say the word.

"fun" that is just making yourself someone elses problem deserves to be punished

Why? Because you are a narcissist and other people having fun in a way you don't care for upsets you?

because filling a theater with garbage for no good reason is a dick thing to do, it's not rocket appliances. if you make messes that you won't clean, you deserve to be punished for it. simple as.

see

yeah I read it already it doesn't apply to what I just said

Youth subculture has always been about standing out performatively, it's just now that performance is through short curated video slices rather than full-time fashion in resemblance to musicians.

Neetchads win again. I'll go see the movie again and throw some more popcorn. Clean it up wagie.

Yes it does, try learning how to read. You can't quantify why the way they are having is fun.

haven't played Minecraft in months

last time I played I was in the middle of fighting the Ender Dragon but had to go to work

Should I jump back in and finish the job?
pic unrelated

how long until they start ironically shitting and pissing in cinemas?

lol

I'm sure they already do that in Canadian cinemas

I accept your concession.

some anon in Argentina yesterday said that already happened in one theatre

You and them all want a unique experience that is only for you and to flaunt at the envy of others which explains the contrarian nature here as well.

I don't though. I explicitly want experiences that are enjoyable for multiple people so I can experience them with people I care about and we will all have a great time.

brevity and wit, anon
tone it down

Why can't Americans enjoy things like normal people?

Nigger souls trapped in swarthy bodies

Been thinking about a Create playthrough, maybe with a whole lot of industrial mods combined, anyone has tips for a mod pack?

Is the energy these movies deserve. Serve shit, get shit back, even if the audience "like" it.

shalom
zoomchads won't die for israel like you millenial cattle

nigger, zoomers are nearing 30.

Their one and only original piece of culture is the excessive worship of niggers and nigger behavior.

pretending to be excited

That's the joke, pretending to think "CHICKEN JOCKEY" is truly cinema is what is funny, the idea that it's so good it causes riots is hilarious.

You should have noticed by now americans have become subhuman retards