ENA : No BBQ

i know she's a knife

She looks more like a hammerhead worm to me.

Flatworm WIfe

ANON, I've come to a horrible conclusion
WE are responsible for helping ENA find THE BOSS, the WORK TARGET
And uh...
WE'RE LATE

Dream BBQ

Cooking utensils are a common theme

ENA's goal is the boss

"The boss hasn't even been born yet"

"Put that dead meat in its place"

"The crowd door genie has deviant *tastes*"

The clown that is all over the game cover and icon

Clowns are people food

Entire first chapter has themes of birth and people being eaten

ENA is going to be the midwife for the BOSS' birth and then feed him, the goal is to feed the new boss who is about to be born, the BBQ will be had as the yet born fetus of the boss is sleeping and dreaming ready to awaken into this world when he will finally be fed his clown meat and permitted to grow

Homestuck general is still banned

Deep South American basedbeards trying to make ENA general happen isn’t banned

What if this is the afterlife and the mannequins are those with weak souls and entities are those who in life had a strong soul and lived an interesting life.

basedbeards

You tried, loser... You tried

You replied, making you the bigger loser in this situation.

No, anon, not every wacky absurd story is a metaphor for the afterlife

Ok how about this one. We saw that ENA was asleep at the start and exited the nightmare by entering the bed door. What if she didn't actually wake up and this is all a dream?

That post will someday enter a LLM's training data, you are literally poisoning AI by posting this.

While, no, the "this is all a dream" theory is about as gay
Reminder that it IS canon that if you didn't reach Theodora in her full form and instead found her broken, you are actually just seeing a vision of everything that happened afterwards including stopping the smoke machine, and are still just in that same room

Doing God's work

Alright I understand, No afterlife and no dreams. What if instead ENA is just mentally unwell and everything looks and behaves perfectly normal and its just her insane mind that conjures up all the wacky things she sees on her adventure.

Anon I know you're shitposting but c'mon

Okay but you have to admit that themes of death and rebirth are present even if it's not a literal analogy

I really want a Taski maiden plush.

Why are fans of viewbotted Web 3 pop culture now inserting themselves into Anon Babble like they think they belong here?

I'm afraid of the rituals that will be had with this thing

Anon Babble is for everyone!

We saw that ENA was asleep at the start and exited the nightmare by entering the bed door

That was just a metaphor for the real-life Apocalypse that'll happen when our sun enters a Grand Solar Minimum (so in about 25-30 years). The silhouette swimming above representing the Black Hole Sun makes this extra clear.

So what do you think mushroom's guy peculiar... tastes... are

You're just masturbate with it.

Taski is going to become the replacement genie of the horse door

I just read about ENA's real meaning in one of the books in the library of Babel and holy shit, Joel is a fucking genius.

so is this shit any good or what

I don't even think it can exist on account of how difficult it would be to translate her form into a 3d shape

no it's terrible
we all just have bad taste here

i thought it was a dogshit post but it was actually based?

Based? Based on what?

God

how difficult it would be to translate her form into a 3d shape

How so? Her walking animation gives us 8 angles of perspective

Mods are retarded and thought splitting boards into ever divergent cultures was a good idea.
Anon Babble and all of its adjacent boards should just be one board with all of their traffic centralized. Then the mods should let the new traffic fight amongst itself to determine board culture.

How come the Australian party guy suddenly became a 3d model once his dialogue was done? He is the only entity in game that I think does this. The model doesn't even look good in comparison to how he looked in 2d, maybe a last minute addition?

Imagine if Anon Babble never got its own board, it might still be cropping up in Anon Babble to this day.

her outline and the 2d shapes on her body are major design aspects

oh ok bye then have fun you guys

Just his unique style I guess
I like it it's fun, you never know what to expect

He's probably talking about her pink outlines.
They could just have those the the rim of her hat and dress.

How would you go about leading Australian party man? I know he has a torso but how would sex work, assuming he's a real guy and the ninja puppeting him exists just to do so

I hope Anon Babble gets sold to Microsoft or apple someday, imagine the boards with good moderation

leading

lewding*

He is probably one of the easier ones, he has a human mouth and hands. I could easily imagine him jerking off two dicks with his hands as he is partying.

we lost a potential fan

We really didn't

I'm thinking something more unique to his specific form, maybe guiding the ninja's hands or pulling on his body where it's connected to the sticks, rubbing and kissing them

I really like weird unconventional xenofuckery sex and it's so interesting trying to think of how to fuck all these unique characters in their unusual on model forms, I really don't wanna just focus on whatever holes or regular conventional body parts they do have or just slap genitalia on them where it doesn't belong

she's a sacrificial knife so that entities can commit sacracides and not be hypochrists

What if ENA genuinely needs to use the bathroom, but is going through the dreamworld logic of her job being tied to her necessities, so when she says "my schedule is full" at the party, it's analogous to saying "my bladder is full"?

bro fuck off

We're gonna feed the horse in Horse Door to The Boss once he's born.

were you imagining it?

the horse

anon we already have clown on the menu

Despite being "just" a genie, Pierro is going to come back in a later chapter and try to wrest control from whoever the current boss is so he can become the boss instead.

We're not gonna eat clowns, holy shit.
We're gonna obliterate them from existence so they don't infest the rest of the doors.
Prepare your tangelos.

what are her sins? And why can't she get forgiveness?

Maybe she thought the "Bathroom" of this world was an actual bathroom at one point

O wonder how the main villain is a genie yet wont just instantly win, like how would ENA stop him?
Theodora can do shit like ascend you and prevent you from saying a word, maybe it's going to be something like toying with ena

I want to princess carry Mitu.

It is much closer to a zoom troon thread

Too psued man
Too psued

I'm bus

Pipe dream. If Microsoft had this place they would allow even more tranny shit like this

why would you feed anyone a clown? they just taste funny

Hey anon, you got a book or pdf link? I'd rather read something less cancerous than the current ENA threads.

Bunrako man sticks out as weird in a meta sense. He's depicted with legs in ads then turns out to be a puppet. He's fully animated in both 2D and 3D, but since talking to him starts the purge event you get a very brief window to actually see his model. He can't even finish his last line of dialogue before ENA blacks out.

the ena threads stopped being funny when it became just shitty theory crafting and people responding to the same spoilered text posts talking about their fetish with “NOOOO HOW GROSS EWW STOP ANON”

That's nice. They stopped being funny for me when the April Fools event reminded me this board existed, and then a day later when I realized it wasn't just the product of a bunch of temporary Anon Babble refugees.

But anon, it is all board culture and you are a newfag! But don't call me a newfag because I'm not!

How do you respond without sounding mad?

Why would I be mad?
I'd just give him a wink and a finger gun in return.