Seriously, why wasn't she recruitable/romanceable? I wanted to spend more time/savagely bang this bratty goblin lass

Seriously, why wasn't she recruitable/romanceable? I wanted to spend more time/savagely bang this bratty goblin lass

Why the schizopost and no hot goblin posting?

goblins are all British

what did larian mean by this

>>/bgg/

Have you seen british women, anon? It just makes sense

we were robbed...

She does have a long quest chain and epilogue note if you fully complete it. Sadly shorties always get shafted but not SHAFTED in crpgs.

This is now a Goblin Girl thread

you will never hold your loving goblin wife up with one arm as you slide her back and forth on your shaft, as she squeals and moans in complete delight the entire time

BG3 goblins are the pinnacle of goblin design. They look filthy, they look like they stink, they look monstrous, you could kill hundreds of them without thinking about it, but every once in a while you stop and look at some female goblin archer with a big fat ass wiggling around waiting for her turn in combat and you know what must be done

Goblin with a big fat ass, you say?

Bro we JUST finished up a gobbo sex thread like a few hours ago. Can't you control yourself?

they cant. they want to experience post coc goblin oc craze again

Why contain it?

The man draws a good gob.

What's the most fun build to play as? I never gave a try to sorlock nor lockladin (although the first time I completed the game it was pure warlock), and I seriously wish Arcane Trickster was functional at least, but he gets the worst of all worlds and it's honestly quite sad. Sucks that you can make a sort of gish, but not really a sneaky gish unless you're willing to go through some really sub optimal decisions.
Also, Magic Missile shenanigans are the best imho.

you damn well know the answer, simply take a look at the current zeitgeist

The mother is so cute

New meta is goblin with magically enlarged tits being banged by a musclewizard while the bulk of her new breasts keeps her helpless and in place

Should a goblin be more about big fat tits or a round bouncy ass?

BG3 struck me as uniquely strange because despite filling the "woke" checks on gender shit it had unironic racialism against goblinoids, drow, devils. Is this just the Belgian worldview?

No it's just what happens when you respond to generally harmless requests with "Yeah alright, sure"

Of course you're not allowed to have any kind of sexual relationship with any female dwarf, halfling, goblin, or gnome! That would be heckin pedophilia!

You call that a fat ass?

Ideally both, but a pillowy ass and thick thighs are a priority on shortstacks. You want her sturdy and padded enough to throw around and take your big humie dick

what beautiful, big nose

A shortstack has both. This isn't up for debate.

I wish there was more goblin art depicting the D&D designs

Female modders would have fucking immediately edited the goblins to have shota human/elf/half-elf skins and devs didn't want the potential stink.
The game failing woke checks was just the devs realising that having playersexual companions -gay or straight- would drive women wild so long as they appealed to certain kinks gamer women have.
Ragebaiters intentionally chose the gay sex options and spammed pics to farm (You)s while Larian laughed to the bank on women schlicking themselves raw to Astarion and Halsin romance scenes.

Too low of a level

she's an evil psychopath and would bite a penis off

It also has bare breasted harpies fucking children to death. BG3 is he perfect RPG

can we talk about geargrit before we end up masturbating to gobbs?

I enjoyed the last thread but I have a feeling this one may perish.

A pleasant evening friends.

Is it any good?

i really liked playing sorcerer+paladin
twin haste casting with almost guaranteed concentration saving throws is very funny

its okay-ish, what i really like is the fanservice, what i like is the pseudo open world level select, what i dont like is how some of the moves feel like for example the ninja kick or the attacks you need for movement, i really hate that you need to make a low level combo to sprint.

That's why you have to force-feed her XP until she levels up

its fun. needs some polish on level design and missions. like why is there a converter belt surrounded by lava in a guard holding facility?

to weed out the weak obviously