I...........AM CHIEF

I...........AM CHIEF.

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ENERGY SWORD

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Jason Momoa as Cortana

emma myres you mean

INFECTION FORM

You go high and Ill go low, now lets Highlow!

SUICIDE GRUNT!

VETOOOOOOO

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getting shitty jack black movies with unfinished cgi for a bunch of vidya movies would unironically be 10x than dogshit like the mario or sonic movies

Momoa would make a good sgt johnson

SPA-PA-PARTAN
LA-LA-LA-LASER

CHIEEEEEEF'S SPARTAN LASER YEAH IT'S AWESOME AS HELL

Keep saying Hey, while we go low, lets HALO

PLASMA GRENAAADE

I AM TRUTH
Well, he's a bit of a liar actually

They should do this and have Jack black wear the exact same outfit with the same hairstyle in all of them.

yeah. and act exactly the same as he does steve, with the same mannerisms, for every character. would unironically be kino

DON'T WORRY, I'LL CUSHION OUR FALL WITH MY ARMOR ABILITY!
ARMOR LOCK, RELEASE!

Arbiter, heh, buddy of mine.

I am placing blocks and shit

Just change the color of his shirt each time to vaguely match the color of the character he's playing

Master Chief, You mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Sir, I'm ending a Halo.

as a child, i yearned for combat (evolved)

Gib template plz.

I fucking hate how Red vs Blue season 1 humor fits into this dumbass meme

KIIIINNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SCORPION

Kek

I AM SHOOTING ALIENS CUZ I'M IN FUCKING HALO

Plasma pistol and battle rifle!

We have to halo! We have to combat! We have to evolved!

His name is John Halo

OH MY GOD
IS THAT.... FUCKING FLOOD?

FLOOD?
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE WATER!!

Hunters? Aw heeeelll naaww!

CHIEF! THERE'S JACKALS ON THE RIDGE WITH...... SNIPERS?!?!?!

TWO SCARABS
I REPEAT TWO SCARABS
WE'RE DONE FOR MAN!!!

Well... Looks like this will be a Long Night... Of Solace.

GUILTY SPARK

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WORT WORT WORT

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everything in this thread is better written than anything in the entire decade 343 directed the halo franchise

THEYRE TURNING PEOPLE INTO ZOMBIES
...
MPH
I GUESS ITS TIME TO FLOOD THE FLOOD WITH BLOOD

OH, THESE DUDES? THEY'RE THE ELITES!

something is weird with that cortana...

Wow, is that a king?

THIS IS SPARTAN ONE ONE SEVEN, CAN ANYONE HEAR ME, OVER?

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I'd cum obviously

The Library? I'm not some kinda nerd.

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looking like this with a $50,000,000 net worth

Grim

Warthog? That doesn't really look like a pig.
Say that again.
I think it looks more like a puma.

he's jack black
a perfect specimen

mo-mo-moa burger

this white surfer dude would make a great black military commander

Lol

why are you pretending he's white?

He’s native Hawaiian you retard

Unironically him as Sergeant Johnson would be peak if they made him do the blunt voice on top of it

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FLOOD WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER...
THATS A FLOOD ROCKET!!!
WATCH OUT-

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Yeah, "native".

You’re a retard I bet you think the rock isn’t a native either because he’s not fat

I HATE THIS FUCKING PSX STYLE TROON FURRY SO MUCH
WHY DO THEY INFECT EVERYTHING

Catana looking a little different.

It’s just their oc bro

HEADLIGHT FLUID

they are still a psx style troon furry faggot

Anyone with anything that could be considered an OC is a sex pest and I'm tired of pretending they're not

Okay I just thought it was some guy but this thing literally looks like a witch

race swapping characters is only okay when the character was originally white

By saying that bloodborne is mediocre slop literally only worshipped because it's a sony exclusive and that men cannot be women on a biological level, just relaxed facts.

stargate to this

MASTER STEVE I AM ORDERING YOU TO SURRENDER THAT CHICKEN JOCKEY

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Master Chef

Ancient shit

THE WARTHOG

s-h-i-t

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Objectively an improvement over the show we got, sadly

Take me back...

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The show was unironic kino and I'm fucking pissed we aren't getting season 3.

You can ask for Gemini to make a shitpost with it.
Just tell you want steve from the movie minecraft and tell it to add whatever background you want.

Should I play Halo 4 or nah, last one I have on MCC

boomer game for retarded boomers

ok zoomie, calm down.

Halo (a zoomer series) is now considered a boomer series

He's too classy. I can't imagine him shouting like a drill instructor, he's more of a Captain Keyes.

You could make Johnsson like a loud white southerner dude, that would work even if people got upset. Momoa is just kind of a random actor who doesn't have the Johnsson vibe at all

kek

Who's the Chungus of Halo ?

I hope I look like that when I'm 55

the gravemind

lel

Nigga zoomers were fucking 4 when 1 came out.

KEK