IT'S UP
DID HE SAY HELL.. IN A KIDS MOVIE!?
HE SAYED SUCK BUTT?????
I think it's funny how like a third of the scenes are the cast just awkwardly standing around a green screen while Steve does a Minecraft thing.
that spit when he says lava
mmm
DID THEY JUST SHOW A CHICKEN GETTING KILLED!? I AM NOT TAKING MY CHILD TO SEE THIS FLITH
CHICKEN JOCKEY
Holy shit did he really refer to "lava chicken" as the nigger supreme.
heh, that's pretty funny
seems like this movie is premium cringe-kino
LA LA LA LAVA
CH CH CH CHICKEN
I don't get it, why did he do it? Was it because of the line Jack Black said?
it's the most shitty enjoyable movie i've seen in years, would rewatch it with friends any day of the week
Jack black said hell and made all the movie goers gasp in shock
cringe kino
Mario lost
CHICKEN JOCKEY CHICKEN JOCKEY :skull: :skull: :skull:
shitlennials will never understand
It really does fit well. Minecrafts has always had the subtle cringe-kino reddit meme aura, Microsoft simply double downed on it.
The BLM lines and Covid lines (which they still haven't removed) were added in 1.16 was the day the game truly died for me.
1.13 was the last acceptable version. 1.12 was the last good one.
add all these gender lines in the same update that adds reporting and keyloggers on 3rd party servers
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
Can't host this shit anywhere because it's "racist/transphobic", but you can easily change the splashes.txt file.
I made a resource pack that basically just restores the 1.13 splashes.txt along with the few splashes removed prior referencing Notch.
files.catbox.moe
This just infuriates me on a cosmic fucking level. I wouldn't care if I got arrested and I was the usher checking the theater at the time. I'll beat your ass with the maglite I brought with me
Spoken like a true wagie, now CLEAN IT UP.
why are zoomers like this?
It's just the Rocky Horror Picture Show or The Room of the modern generation, they would do shit like throw spoons
Why? Wagenigger filth gets their day ruined. I hope it escalates and zoomers start screaming CHICKEN JOCKEY full volume in the ears of the subhuman wagies cleaning up their mess.
Why does this board get so defensive over defending zoomzooms?
Why does people enjoying life and having fun make your overweight shut-in ass so upset? Getting a little defensive over there?
I remember one time I told someone I watched rocky horror in the comfort of my own home and didn't really want my first viewing to be spoiled by people yelling and throwing things, and even said I quite enjoyed the movie mind you, and they looked at me with visible disgust like I'd just shit on their cat or something.
I just think people shouldn't behave like complete niggers.
nobody watches Rocky Horror because they like it you actual fucking sperg, it's a dogshit faggy tranny movie even Tim Curry said is terrible, they watch it to have an excuse to go ballistic at the theatre
You're seeing the Minecraft movie? Heh, that's a big one with the kids nowadays. What can I get you?
...
Y-you want two extra jumbo buckets of popcorn? All for yourself? Is that right?
To be fair I wouldn't want to watch Rocky Horror in a theater either, they're attended by people who think the alien transvestites were an example to follow and not a cautionary tale
r-robert please just give me the popcorn, Im paying alright
I hope you're not on cleaning duty today Robert...
That's a cute little sentiment, but it doesn't actually mean anything. You aren't quantifying why any of this is "bad" or what "bad" even means in this context. People enjoying themselves and doing things that give them pleasure upsets you because you are a miserable Anon Babble using pathetic loser who has no idea how much fun socializing can be. You are too narcissistic to give up even a tiny bit of yourself and let yourself become part of a happy collective event, everything has to be me me me, do what I want the way I want it done. You are beyond pathetic.
Someone is mad
They need to capitalize on chicken jockey with a song ASAP. Leaving money on the table.
i just don't get it
what about that cock rider is so memeworthy to spazz out in a theater for?
Not an argument.
Official Music Video
50 seconds long
the whites are at it again
bros i thought only blacks did this? why are whites doing it?
The delivery.
Here's your popcorn anon, go wild!
Being a complete piece of shit isn't somehow vindicated because you get a kick out of doing it you spiritual nigger. Are you the exact same faggot from the other thread defending this shit alongside literal drug use and fucking STD riddled whores because it's le fun? You type exactly like that douchebag.
anon is narcissistic for being mad at people making a mess in a public place and making someone's miserable job even more miserable
Are you black or something?
It was two buckets, Robert.
Its ironic
Until they start bringing in fireworks, white men are no match for Indians.
Thanks Robert, you always come through for me.
I'm glad movies like this can still be made, unabashed in their cringe
after the sonic movie I didn't think companies would take the risk anymore
yes, it's slop, but it isn't safeslop and actually entertaining to watch
Ah right sorry, hold on a second anon
You are only allowed to have fun the way I dictate it because everything revolves around me!!!
Go ahead and try to quantify how the dopamine you get from being a narcissist is somehow better than the dopamine I get from enjoying kino with the boys in a social setting. Come on, show me what you've got. Just try to.
Worse - white liberal.
Worse, a female white liberal
It's for the Tik Tok audience.
Because you are committing a CRIME. Over 12,000 teenage boys have been ARRESTED this week due to Minecraft movie shenanigans. Vandalism isn't funny and is not tolerated in a just and civil society.
all actions have the same value because I also get dopamine from it
bikecuck, is that you?
i can't have fun when i can't make other people miserable
your faggotry lost at the ballot box, now kill yourself
Don’t make me raise your taxes even higher chicken jockey.
you checked the cleaning schedule in the staff room didn't you Robert
By that same logic you shouldn't shame anon for the enjoyment he feels from helping movie theater workers and beating up zoomies
I really cannot tell if the people rabidly defending this shit in every thread are shitposting or being sincere. It's genuinely hard to tell where the irony ends and actual idiocy begins these days.
Better make it three, Robert. I haven't eaten yet today. ;)
Who's shaming him? You all are the ones sitting here seething and whining about people having fun the wrong way.
Sir how many jumbo popcorn buckets did you want again? Two whole buckets... and youre all by yourself? Surely youre not planning to do something stupid at the screening of Minecraft(tm), you dont want to make mr Robert here sad do you?
Literally all zoomers think and act this way. Everybody under 30 is a zoomer, it's likely that probably about 75% of this site, more likely about 95% on Anon Babble is a zoomer and approves of zoomer "entertainment".
there is nothing in this world that would possess me to waste perfectly good popcorn
you've got to be underage treating watching the fucking minecraft movie as some sort of "happy collective event".
I have been a nuisance in a cinema before with friends but I was a 12 year old.
The obviously added in post sound of the black lady just going AAAAAAAWW LAWD is weird.
I'd take the rest of the day off if I were you, Robert
Yea you've got a point, why were all those fucking narcissists getting so mad at Jack the Ripper for having fun in a different way? He got the same dopamine from slicing up women that someone else would get from feeding the poor or giving an abandoned dog a loving home, so the actions are exactly the same, right?
debatefags help me out, I'm bad at this but what logical fallacy is this zoomer fuck committing right now? Appeal to pleasure or something?
Whos defending this? Its just ironic shitposting about a movie. The only thing worth defending is that your a grown ass adult getting your panties in a twist over a dumb kids movie.
Popcorn is trash, grains are poison
It belongs on the floor
Who's shaming him?
literally the anon I was replying to? You fucking retarded?
It's the biggest game of all time and its popularity spanned across like 4 generations and the movie is good
social media addiction and abysmal internet role models
the popcorn? oh they're just making a mess IRONICALLY
Thats the secret, there was never any Irony, it has always been an excuse
Do zoomers not understand that when you are actually doing something, it's no longer ironic? Like if you are literally eating your own shit, you aren't ironically eating shit, you are just doing it.
Even though I miss going to cinemas sometimes, there is no reason to go there anymore in 2025.
You have better image/audio quality at home, movies get released in torrents faster than ever, and you can save money and time. Avoiding obnoxious movie niggers like these, is a happy bonus.
Yes.
Unironically.
Retard.
Grains are poison
They're grains in the form of just exploded seeds.
At that point, refried beans are poison to you.
I can prove you'll have more enjoyment when i rape your boypussy
murder is the same thing as making a small mess out of sheer excitement when enjoying a happy social event
Are you genuinely deranged?
Youre a dumb nigger. Eat your vegetable oil slop and blame retarded other shit for all your problems
anon defending the popcorn throwers
Retard, there's no irony if it has the same consequence and problem of just doing it sincerely.
Making up people in your head to get angry over
Mental Illness. Hes gonna troon out soon bros.
Yes, beans are also poison
Yes, vegetable oil (seed oils) is also poison
Multiple things can be poison at once :)
That one guy in the 1900s really should have banned popcorn
the argument is wrong because...I DONT LIKE THE PERSON SAYING IT!!!
Pathetic, and you whine about zoomers being immature.
Zoomers worship niggers. Niggers are zoomers gods
Feel personally offended
"You're making people up!"
How are you this mindbroken so fast?
Its a Zoomer/Gen A thing. Actual adults would just kill them off and restart the whole process over again the same night.
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
We got off on the wrong spot because of your disingenuous post. People are shitposting in threads ironically about the movie. Zoomies arent actually losing their minds and going crazy about Jack Black saying chicken jockey. Its clearly being ironic even if some of the actions and consequences are not ironic. Its really not that difficult retard.
You're fucking retarded if you try to avoid eating grains and vegetable oil at the same time
Enjoy your malnutrition
I don't think they are operating on the pretense of "irony". That was the previous generation of the internet and I don't think the current one really thinks about it that way. This is genuine for them. Just look at all the ticktok "prank" streamers where they just harass people on the street and vandalize public property. They're proud of it and they see themselves as pop stars for getting attention for it.
samefag
I'll just let you continue to be wrong kek
haha I was just pretending to be retarded irl
All zoomers need to go die for Israel. The world would actually be better off with jews having more power and this nigger worshipping generation being completely erased
Idubbz lost.
From what I read in another thread, apparently that scene was in one of the trailers and got viral. So they're reacting not to the scene itself, but the meme-worthiness it created.
I don't fully understand it either. I guess "it" has finally happened to me.
I don't understand the appeal of Jack Black.
having a schizo meltdown thats not even related to the discussion
I accept your concession.
What a fucking waste of popcorn, now I'm hungry
Alright that is fine dandy but that thing isn't gonna clean itself soooo
youtube.com
FL Studio default keyboard sound
What did the 8 trillion worth company mean by this?
It's just typical Anon Babble bait where anon dishonestly plays the devil's advocate on a controversial topic and posts retarded arguments with a smug tone. Pretending to be a stupid faggot is free (you)s.
Get beaten to death by niggers in front of your family
Uh oh melty!!!
:) does it hurt bitch =D
WOW
Ever wonder what happens when you mix lava and CHICKEN?
But why. Is there a fucking (You) merchant you can turn these in to for real cash? What drives such brainless obnoxious faggotry?
r u nu? "Hell" has been okay for years. Unfortunately we had to trade it for "Suicide"
Spastic retards like you are beneath niggers and trannies, get hit by a car and die
I like how you can see spittle flying out of his disgusting mouth.
A fair punishment for this would be to break both their legs and arms and then force them to eat them off the floor, when the last one is swallowed they are allowed medical treatment.
They quite literally, sincerely all have this haircut
Why?
histrionic personality disorder
When I saw this scene, I was absolutely convinced they were gonna get the sassy black woman stereotype to eat the super spicy lava chicken, and say it needed more spices
That's more of an American thing, or American zoomer culture.
Over here that kind of behavior is looked down upon.
I grew up on Jack Blacks metal worship days with songs with goofy lyrics like this so it kinda takes me back ngl
Same thing that drives teenagers to throw popcorn at the movies. Attention.
This is satanic
Is there even a name for this cut? I just know it as the broccoli cut. What do they say when they go to a barber? Give me the broccoli?
Penn Jillette loses weight and becomes skinny
Drew Carey loses weight and becomes skinny
even John Goodman, of all people, loses weight and becomes skinny
what's this fat fuck's excuse?
They all put plastic curling things in their hair and leave them there for hours, its called a perm, zoomers are a bunch of flaming faggot nigger worshippers who should all be euthanized
In case you guys want to know more retarded drama, xoomers like RLM are really mad about this movie because it's from the director of Napoleon Dynamite which is one of those entry-level movie buff icons of worship so they argue that the stupid nonsense intro about potatoes and arcades was better than the actual Minecraft part, and it's bad because it's a videogame movie rather than the fact that the nepotistic crew doesn't know shit about the game and didn't care to know.
This site has been flanderized by redditors and twitterfags to be "the place you argue a bunch at." This stuff used to not be that common actually but its in every semi 'controversial' thread now. Its awful.
Yeah it's pretty much just Tenacious D Jack Black coming out
he didn't want to take ozempic
Not with your attitude.
I love RLM but Mike and Jay are totally out of touch with anything video game related
Honestly this shit cracks me with up, godspeed zoomies
Spending $20 on popcorn just to toss it on the floor
watch the review
they aren't angry
just say how it's a by-the-numbers movie that doesn't really do anything interesting and just follows the same beats as any other safe new brand movie
none of the points made in the post are presented in the video
hell yea new copypasta bait post to my collection, thank u kind stranger
teenagers do stupid shit
spergs are surprised about it
My nigga, thanks Robert
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
Not only do Americans support billionare corpo slop "ironically"
Not only do they act like apes in movie theaters
Not only do they follow any social media trend blind
But they even shit on working class and looks down upon them while giving money to corporations
It's so fucking strange to me. I genuinely don't understand American culture.
Druchii
Think they regret not sticking around for zoomer shenanigans?
Go easy, we've been completely buck broken by the CIA.
weeks before the movie comes out
a few minecraft threads here and there, mainly about the silly casting choices for the movie with a few anons discussing the game after picking it up again
game discussion typically dies quickly though
movie comes out and a controversial social media trend rises with it
Anon Babble gets flooded by threads spaming le epic funny meme quote and now only discuss the spicy controversy
threads fill up in minutes
This is why Anon Babble is shit. It's more about social media trends than Reddit is at this point and that's a fucking aggregator site. People don't talk about video games here because that's too "boring".
It's pretty much this. These are the same fags who had no friends, no fun, and most importantly no bitches in highschool who can't understand basic juvenile fun
NOOOOO you can't just play joust in the Walmart parking lot with the shopping carts
Tens of thousands of teenagers got arrested for vandalism
It's going on their permanent record too
They're gonna grow up and get denied jobs when employers do background checks
They'll become homeless junkies
Imagine throwing your life away over a tiktok trend. Sad! Many such cases!
I'm I was never able to find that clip of an indian theatre going apeshit over some ridiculous fight scene.
Ironic that the biggest self proclaimed movie buffs miss out on the most culturally important movie theater experience of the decade
I just knew that when they said they left halfway through and overall didn't take the movie seriously it would make zoomers butthurt.
Does anyone else here dump the popcorn they didn't eat onto the floor before the lights come back on after movies finish?
you know, they did do everything right with this movie, musicals are an honest addition like the early days of youtube minecraft
I think you nailed why I dislike this so much more than other shitty fad cuts. It's because they have to put more effort into looking like a fag. It's not just a cut like a bowl or fade. They have to wake up and curl it with products and hair irons or whatever. They probably spend an hour every morning just to look bad.
in the end they say go watch it cause its dumb fun, ironic they left in the middle of the movie and you didnt watch to the end
liked the film but what was the point of the music numbers that was dumb
he thought the zoomer haircut was a shitpost meme
I wouldn’t compare spilling popcorn to hookup culture, that’s a little far.
youtube minecraft music videos
They literally say that the entire movie should be the intro, and it makes sense when you realize the angle they're coming from being fans of stuff like Napoleon Dynamite and they don't question at all why a hollywood movie about a game somehow needs any of this human world intro nonsense they always do (it's because they're hacks that can't write within the context of another universe they aren't familiar with).
The movie is bad exactly because of their cult director, it's only successful because of the name of the game attached to it and it could have been much better if they got people who actually gave a shit about the game to direct it.
working class
We don’t have one anymore, just an ever shrinking middle class that allowed our society to go to crap the last 60 years because they repeatedly voted for politicians who replaced them.
They make me laugh and I don't have to clean, what's not to like?
yeah..... I mean that's literally why the comedy of the movie hits so good.. it's literally funny.. autist
I like you dont go to screen 4 in 30 minutes
i can only have fun at the expense of others
you niggers are why people turn to Anon Babble
this is jack black's world we're all just living in it
The final witch scene was certified kino.
I don't see how them knowing about games would change much of the points of the movie. Did you want them to break down how the movie gets game mechanics wrong or something?
slop isn't culture
zoomers and alfa tards always say this haircut is old, no one wears it and youre out of touch for suggesting so, yet every video of them to this very minute they have it.
they are severe liars as well as dumb as shit.
I don't want to live in any Jack Black world unless Tigress is in it
We don’t have one anymore
Wait all the wagies are middle-class!? Same with all manual labor jobs??
How can anyone complain at all about anything over there if they have middle-class houses and disposable income like middle-classes do?
Won't this make PETA mad? Or is dousing pixelated chickens with pixelated lava okay with PETA and Animal Rights activists?
What about it makes you laugh? Do you think people acting like sheep for internet points is amusing? Do you not have sympathy for employees? Or even second-hand embarrassment for being considered the same species as these people? Is the concept of shame dead? So long as you live behind your little computer screen, eh?
Nice virtue signal. Your wifes boyfriend will be impressed.
I see teens having fun, i laugh, simple as.
*unlifed
God, some days I wish I could live life like a delusional retard. But, unfortunately for me I've seen the secrets of the universe and we're on the back elephants riding a turtle.
PETA gets mad about everything. Who even pays attention to them anymore?
Napoleon Dynamite was the guy's only good movie and he made a bunch of them. Sometimes a director only really has one good movie in them.
If they got someone who cared about the game it wouldn't be this going into games machine plot with the Minecraft being framed as this wacky alternate universe where things are weird, it would just be what's taken for granted like in Minecraft Story Mode for example where it's just a story within the Minecraft universe.
Imagine if someone made a LotR movie but it's not actually about Middle Earth, it's actually about a school kid, a D&D nerd, a sassy black woman and a failed writer and they find a portal to Middle Earth and quip about how kooky every is, it's just an utter lack of respect for the IP.
The last time I watched anything minecraft streamer related was when the Neebs crew played years ago. What's this chicken jockey meme that's causing the zoomers to piss and shit themselves
Projection much?
1 kernel of that popcorn could have fed an Ethiopian village for a week.
Fag
I see teens having fun, I laugh
We both know that's not true. You probably wouldn't even smile if you saw kids having fun at a park or riding bikes. No, you enjoy the destruction. You like that the employees are miserable. It makes you feel better seeing people who behave worse than you.
But yes, just call me a cuck. Certainly the words of a man who derives pleasure from people being happy.
motherfucker calm down and get a grip
Someone should show them how to use a microwave so they can make their own.
You're alright, Robert. Don't walk into the A Minecraft Movie(tm) screening tonight.
Feel better after crafting an imaginary version of me in your head so you can feel morally superior schizo?
when's he coming back ive been waiting for like 5 minutes
crafting
Dude, hes MINE CRAFTING
(you) sound like a character from Spec Ops: The Line
Yes, it is all exactly as you say.
nah, the director injected as much of his style as the kike executives allowed him to, any director would have been cucked by the greedy board of executives.
as a side note, name one(1) director you think would've been a better fit
what jobs?
I sometimes wish people would break their necks on the way down the stairs. Retards chasing trends would be the best affected
I don't understand how people can actually like this slop. It looks like fucking shit. Do people just pretend to like it ironically and participate in some kind of meme or what? Just post some stupid video online saying Chicken Jockey? I don't get it.
The plot wouldn't have changed at all if the black woman wasn't in it. I bet they wrote the script without her then the execs told them to put a random black woman in it for diversity points
Henry Selick
Do you?
I've never played minecraft and I was told this movie sucks, but it looks fun to me?
did alphoids discover tenacious d yet?
Go shove some more greasy pop corn in your gut you fucking retard, also you're banned from breeding we don't need retards in the new world, thank you saars
as a side note, name one(1) director you think would've been a better fit
Notch.
inb4 only le nepobaby hollywood kikes are allowed
That's exactly the root of the issue to begin with, why is a movie being made by people who have absolutely nothing to do with the game? Hollywood is structured so that only a small monopoly has any say and ability to make and release movies, compared that to games where you have something like I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream where the game was written, co-designed and even voiced by the story's original writer. This kind of freedom and eagerness to work with the actual creators makes the game industry simply superior to whatever decrepit boomers like RLM try to peddle.
There's something fascinating about this "movie". I can't quite describe what it is.
i don't get the joke and yes the kids are being assholes but it warms my heart to see that kids are in a theater and not scrolling Tiktok for 2 hours
Why are you mad on the internet?
Are you seriously questioning why Anon Babble of all boards, let alone Anon Babble, is laughing at the misfortune of others?
They saw the movie because they're on tiktok 24/7
Faggot retards desperately trying to fit in on this cancerous site are so bad they're actually making me appreciate stupid kids being a nuisance in public.
First real blockbuster movie in a long time, for better or worse.
durr Anon Babble is all about being a nigger to random innocent people hurr
Go back.
I think I’m autistic. All throughout the day I just keep whispering to myself “chicken jockey, chicken jockey, chicken jockey”.
Anon Babble is about being the opposite of you. You are a fucking cancer on this site. You will never belong here. You will never change the culture. You should kill yourself you fucking faggot tourist.
that's pretty funny, but I would be seething if I was in that theater
I talk about videogames and don't think shitting on the floor of a movie theatre is based so I don't belong here?
chicken gets deep fried in lava
cut to black woman's face
lol.
HEN HANDLER
POULTRY PILOT
ROOSTER RIDER
BIDDY BUCKAROO
Ayoooo white pepo be seasoning dey chicken with lava n shieeet now???
Wow, fuck these kids
the movie is dogshit and everyone is doing this
you're going to beat up an entire room full of teenagers?
clean it up, wagie
Because when I'm done being a dick OTI some sad teenager making $7.25 an hour isn't going to have to clean up the torrent of shit I left for a ten second gag
God, the quotes in the youtube channel by children unironically using emojis.
School of Rock is far more cringe.
a small mess out of sheer excitement
I-I'm so sorry usher-san!
This usually never happens!
No, you enjoy the destruction. You like that the employees are miserable. It makes you feel better seeing people who behave worse than you.
yeah, actually
But yes, just call me a cuck
ok, cuck
Happy to see people who watch films are even more brain-dead than before. They're clearly on their way to extinction.
Zoomie Permie?
Broccoli hat?
Fag Rag?
Why make life harder for people?
The 80s/90s had children telling people to "eat my shorts" or to "SUCK IT!"
I remember we used to make fun of an old video of indians shooting fireworks in a movie theatre during action scenes and now we're doing this to something even dumber.
kino
Not gonna lie, the chicken looks tasty.
AM I BEING DETAINED?
fuck you gon do wagetimmy?
SCHIZO THREADIE
sportsball fans destroy entire cities
*crickets*
zoomies trash a theater for the lols
this. Is. Not. Okay >:(
Both are niggerish
its called a perm
That is correct, even my hairstylist mentioned it(I grow my hair long like any manly man would do and trim off at least an inch every couple months and still looks nice and lengthy).
Funny because my grandmother had her hair in a perm all the time, but back then the perm was a lot different. These fag Zoomers and Alphas literally disgraced the perm by making it look like a faggy broccoli fro with fade. My grandmother is probably rolling in her grave over it.
I can’t stop crying for Chicken Jockey.
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um excuse me I'm trying to have a quiet, respectable time watching Jack Black in The Minecraft Movie
not even black
could you imagine how much worse it could've been
people unironically SEETHING at this
the kids are alright
FLINT
Everyone ignores this comparison because it's 100% true and irrefutable
I remember my dad and I looking at each other like :O when he said it in School of Rock.
spitting everywhere
he just came up with that on spot didnt he lol
what you think the movie had writers?
I mean, I'm not gonna hate the player, but the game. They were smart to get Jack Black he can turn a turd into cash, but I'm definitely not watching this unless I'm drunk with the boys and its torrented
you need to calm down anon...
The fact this makes people angry is hilarious. It’s in America, a ruined nation, who gives a shit?
It's the future gramps, they dropped the sex word during a pokemon event
Having not watched the movie, it seems like it’s just Jack Black shouting the names of items and things from the game.
lol Bikecuck
Kek
The new tradition is to trash the theater when Jack Black shouts chicken jockey.
Can Trump send the Zoomers to die for Israel already
Over 100,000 people died from drug-involved overdoses every year for the past few years, over a twentyfold increase compared to the heights of the 70's drug crisis
...
Some kids threw popcorn around
GAAAAAAAH I'M SO OUTRAGED!!!
We do love Robert, don't we folks?
The American mindset makes a lot more sense if you watch the movie Brewster McCloud, which I feel is the best summary of the American mindset and it's more or less been unchanged for the last 55 years. It's more about performative insanity and the need to connect with an unbridled spirit in the face of raw, abject nihilism. It's simultaneously not giving a fuck about everyone else but wanting to fit in, but also wanting to buck conventional norms at the same time. So you get shit like the popcorn thrown around in Minecraft movies.
Over 100,000 people died from drug-involved overdoses every year for the past few years
Why is this supposed to be bad?
I don't know why zoomers act like this and talk about how much they love this stuff and how they love their irony-laden memes, but then get pissy when you say all zoomers are braindead, irony-poisoned faggots.
It'd be one thing if this was all just retarded gen alpha 13 year olds, but grown ass men are engaging in this stupid shit.
jack says the villagers are vegetarian
one second later and there's a cooked chicken stand
really says a lot about society
e-celebs it's
punny
everyone making fun of the jannies that have to clean this up
not realizing that the salaries of the jannies are nothing compared to the amount of money these literal children are spending on overpriced movie popcorn
They're saving theathers, unironically.
Sure the theathers might be forced to hire a few more temp jannys but it's more than worth it.
Both are deranged. Like father, like son.
Are those note blocks I hear in the back?
Why doesn't the cooked chicken evaporate in the lava? Can a MC autist explain
You may kick me out
But you still have to clean it up, janny :)
Chimken joggi
Is the flint and steel song real? I cant find an actual video of it thats not counting tiktok people using it as a sample
CLEAN IT THE FUCK UP JANNY
This is probably the most pretentious thing I've read this year so far thanks
This team
kek
This haircut is actually old, my grandfather had it on his his old photos when he was young. Not sure if it was popular in every part of the world but in Poland people got it.
When Jack Black wasn't as fat he looked like Rosie O'Donnell
nobody cares about polacks
The average retention rate for a youtube video- whether a short, or a two hour long video essay, is 30 seconds. If anything, they need to cut this shit down.
jesus christ why is this shit so widespread? Why does everyone have ADHD now?
literally indistinguishable behavior from the jeets screeching and setting off fireworks inside their theater when their bollywood slop comes on
You don't understand they're doing it ironically that makes it cool
The UK just banned children from evening shows due to violence between parents and zoomers erupting at the cinema.
standing or walk+talking
OOOOH IM A FAGGOT AND I'M HAVING GAY SEX
Steve didn't say that
Notice how almost all the important information is right in the center frame? Makes it so converting to vertical is super easy. Don't even need to do any panning.
Good, internet is for phones
Reading MiA will do that to anyone
Captcha: SARR
It's implied
Looks kino anon. Picked up.
I love Napoleon Dynamite, so I'm glad it had all the references. The Garbage Man was definitely Napoleon Dynamite coded.
The black woman’s entire character is
AW HELL NAW WE IN MINECRAFT GOOD LORD I SHOULDA STAYED AT HOME
outside of two scenes with the girl. And I don’t care. It’s funny.
Jason Momoa carried this film
You don’t watch movies?
Penn didn't want to but had to for health reasons, Goodman was so fat around that time he did that MEW movie that if he hadn't lost weight he'd probably be dead now. Jack black is gonna have to eventually but he's always had being overweight as part of his brand
CLEAN IT UP, WAGIE
Low taper fade
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What's with all those Jew characters walking around? And why are they dressed like Nazis?
I don't give a shit about minecraft but I'd honestly love to be there and witness this chaos. I know if I go to my theater though it's going to be boring as fuck.
I’m genuinely surprised there’s someone who hasn’t played Minecraft yet unless you’re larping.
im getting filtered anons help. Why do they start chimping out when they hear chicken jockey
Hate zoomers so much its unreal
Cooked items don't burn when the block under the lava isn't a full block.
you wouldn't do shit redditor
Piss away probably $30 for a ticket, and another $20 for popcorn, all so they could act like niggers.
They targeted gamers. Gamers.
For me it's the Birthday Rap
youtube.com
This but you also just shouldent act like a nigger for fun
"teens"
uh huh
What do you guys want from the sequel?
Bryce Dallas or Jessica Chastain as Alex
ngl people getting mad at kids acting stupid at a stupid movie made for kids ITT is pretty rich coming from a site that would "did it for the lolz" back when they would do raids and ruin other people's days by trolling.
"Now I am become Steve, the destroyer of theaters"
It struck me as funny.
why y'all hatin they wuz good boys they dindu nuffin
frfr. Chicken Jockey straight bussin ong.
$30 for the movie ticket
$15 for the popcorn
just so you can record yourself doing retarded thing and getting kicked out
its illegal for parents to spank their kids in America, so they grow up spoiled cuz their fee-fees were pandered to their whole lives
White zoomies are based. Kill all niggers.
At this point I can't even hate the movie. It's so stupid and braindead and obviously corporate mandated, that it feels like every Anon Babble shitpost combined. They wanted to capture every time someone said "it's morbin time" or every post that said "clean it up janny".
A Anon Babbletard or Anon Babbletard had to have made this movie. I won't listen otherwise.
all the seething millennials and boomers (you)s
wasting all that popcorn is retarded but this shit is top kek. Keep malding oldheads, the sequel is set to come out in 2027.
nogging on the cinema
Cancer and aids, I remember watching South Park larger bigger uncut as a 12yo , we never ever acted like them , literal woman attention whore nog behavior
Very fitting of a braindead gen to be dancing in the palm of the Jew and the companies
They quite literally, sincerely all have this haircut
got popularised by Peaky Blinders 10 years ago so their moms tell the barber "give my son the birdnest please" when they pay for their son's haircut.
Not in the theater, I haven't gone to the theater in over 15 years and if this is the way they are now then I'm glad I've stayed away. Literally no point in going when I can enjoy the same movie for free in the comfort of my home without people screaming and popcorn thrown everywhere.
That’s relatively recent, and I spank my sons because they’re not going to grow up to be little cunts and the government can’t do a thing about it because I’m not a retard who takes it too far. Like lightly slapping a hysterical woman, sometimes there’s no other way to get their attention and make them listen.
My sons both have this hair naturally, shit better still be popular in a decade. It’s curly on top and mostly straight on the sides so even if you try to cut it differently it still looks like this after a week or two.
The number of people who have seriously asked me where I got my three year old a fucking perm is outrageous.
have you tried not being black or jewish?
put on your birthday suit
while we blow
wait wat
lol janny is mad
You shouldn’t have a kid
The difference between black tomfoolery and white tomfoolery is you see whites cleaning up after themselves at the end in the video.
The cubic chicken actually looks pretty tasty imo
Jack Black and Aquaman were paid to stand in front of a green screen. Everyone who paid to watched this movie are the real clowns.
Zoomers deserve to be drafted to die for Ukraine.
not seeing the trend and raising the price of popcorn through the roof for minecraft screenings
missed opportunity
wasting all that popcorn
probably a good thing for their hearts, too much sodium. I would have eaten one of those giant bags in a couple sittings.