NINTENDO WON
NINTENDO WON
125% tarriff on all playstation models
woopsie!
cool, the same size as my redux 4K rips from YIFY after i use AI algorithms to shrink it down for my n-gage
480p
you are here, reposting a fucking AD from X formerly twitter. holy god damn shit. its the most pathetic thing I can imagine doing. wow.
the amount of porn these things will capture, they really are competing with smartphones for porn production
Who's going to hot glue it and post the Plant's POV video?
Prease buy the spycam
Genuinely how??
The PS2 Eye would never
So it's a PS2 Eyetoy?
480p
cut costs, charge more for cut costs
I don't see a problem (rubs hands)
I’m ugly af anyway. None of my friends would want to see my ugly mug in HD.
Nintendo is stuck in 2005...
SOVL BROS WE FUCKING WON
"We respect value!"
this is a really bad idea.
a lot of little kids are going to get the omegle experience.
The switch camera is 1080p for 50 bongs
The plant camera is 480p for 34 bongs
Either way, a camera is retarded
i wasn't even aware they still sold cameras that low res.
Isn't that the resolution of the PS3 eye?
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nintendo could sell shit and their fans would buy it
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and here I laughed at sonybros for being mindless piggies
But it costs more to install a 480p camera than a normal 1080p camera nowadays...
I don't think you can video chat with randoms
YIFI shit is natively close to 480p anyway
You think strangers are going to convince young girls to strip on camera?
Tendiebros! They're making fun of us again! Time to post about an imaginary discord server!
You eat feces.
let me guess... you need more again, right?
nintendo isn't even making this thoughever
poorfagpoorfagpoorfagpoorfagpoorfag
is it third party?
you think little kids are going to be super discerning about who they accept friend requests from?
soul
That will be $679.99!
yes, it's Hori
What the fuck else could happen. I'm scared to know
wow now i have to get the $80 480p camera
tfw you get to show them online as you put 'ick on 'witch
Nigga we had this shit on the Wii U with some losers begging on Miiverse to call chat on Wii U chat
Did everyone seriously forget? it's not a new concept
Gotta rile up Anon Babble somehow, and it will work perfectly and beautifully because Anon Babble only knows rage, hate, and apathy.
noooo wtf why isn't this webcam used for tiny videochat windows 4k resolution????
Gonna plug in a 4K webcam and crash everyone's consoles.
isn't a 480p camera more expensive at this point? nobody makes that shit anymore
Nigga we had this shit on the Wii U
Did everyone seriously forget? it's not a new concept
nobody bought a WiiU
Would the current Sony and Microsoft systems be able to have the game and four chat windows going at the same time at 1440K HD each?
same resolution as a flip phone camera from 2005
Nintendo pushing the boundaries of technology
That's why it's 480p
Why do people think it's Nintendo making this?
a lot of chinkoid companies were selling cheap 480p cameras during the pandemic
it's probably leftover stock
I look more attractive in 480p
Nintendo themselves make everything that upsets me and I can mock on Anon Babble all day every day.
Nintendo licensed it so they aren't totally innocent.
Becky Toes
480p lmao
They could actually discuss video games together
Well considering all the Ninty cultists here I'd assume people posting here would know.
Give the go ahead for said product to sell in order to get the money and slap your Tendie seal of approval on it
What the heck?! How is Nintendo expected to be in charge of any responsibility and quality control?!
Is 720p at the very least really too much to ask for? What fucking year is it?
Using the Pokemon excuse
Nintendo licensed it.
Nintendo approved it.
Nintendo is putting their own brand on the line.
Nintendo has a hand on this.
Now sit down, tendie.
To be honest a 480 camera is more than enough for the little square showing your mug at the edge of someone's screen.
did you decide to infest another thread with your discord friends
nintendo selling decades old technology at a premium
This is what they always do. The tards will still buy it.
what is the purpose of the piranha plant camera?
COMY KINO 480P TENDO SOUL
They are getting the American Children.into a database to get revenge for the nuclear bombs
Mario Party has Eyetoy minigames that probably run like shit in 480p though.
My girlfriend doesn't know I leave my bing bing wahoo camera on when she is alone with tyrone
It's soulful, innit
YIFY
KEK. That would need to be heavily upscaled to even start to approach the quality of normal 480p
480p
Hell yeah, we're going back to the good ol' days!
Out of all the pee's, 480p is peak soul
lmfao
It is trivial to replace the inner camera, stop being lazy and just buy a replacement for 10 bucks on alibaba
That's what I said, Nintendo makes everything that makes me angry enough to post nonstop about it here.
Shitting on Shekeltendo is a national pastime around here, newfag
Why can't they charge $10 more for a 1080p camera?
So hecking epic piranha plant!!! Spying is fine if it's made fun! I will use it when I play Mario Kart in my cuck chair!!!
I'm a lone wolf
More like lone cuck
Hori
Nintendo
I disagree.
Ah yes, Doug Bowser, president of Hori
Hori shitu!
See:
what's the official camera resolution?
I heard your mom's hori
1080p.
Also note virtually any webcam can be used.
Can any webcam be used? Like any usbc webcam or something that you plug into a computer?
What if you have a 8k webcam? How will Nintendo handle someone trying to stream 8k video to everyone else? I don't understand how this all works.
Hori makes Nintendo products without Nintendo knowing.
Why don't Nintendo sue Hori?
Surely there are parental controls for that
parental controls
HAHAHA
And everyone will buy it.
We'll have to see but they say USB-C cameras should work. In theory USB-C converted cameras should too. You'd think USB-A plugged into the dock would be fine but USB2.0 might cause problems there.
Good thing I can use my own camera.
It's a toy, what did you expect??
What are you guys talking about
filming becky in 480p
poorfagpoorfagpoorfagpoorfagpoorfag
Toxotranny
Someone is going to cum on it while using Game Chat in 480p
It's Mario Time
girls and cameras are a dangerous combo
a certain subset of grown men and cameras too
I don't really know how much of an issue it is honestly. Getting a girl to merely accept my friend request let alone get friendly enough to do anything on a cam for me is exceedingly far beyond my imagination. I don't what factors would make this different from the rest of the internet regarding cams but maybe I'm missing something.
But enough about the Nintendo Switch 2
Can any webcam be used?
Yes. Nintendo mentioned that other webcams will be compatible too.
pete calls you
what do?
Haceme un pete jajaja
Nothing. However I am also completely naked during the video call
sees cat
gets mad for no reason
You are black.
Why the fuck are you in 480p?
convince
??? you dont convince a fish to swim.
Ask for help against the Powder Gangers
Even dirt cheap $20 drones have higher res cameras
Ideally it should've been 720p considering the system can output 4K. 480p is fine during gameplay but not when the camera footage is taking up a larger portion of the screen.
Internal resolution of 480p means it's actually output as 4k after DLSS.
Just like video games on every platform already.
Nintendo isn't making the switch either.
720p of course
you haven't been on the internet very long have you
Why did omegle shut down?
I think it's Mario Party that has minigames using it just like EyeToy
i still watch youtube in 480p. do graphicsniggers really get mad at this?
hey sir. we have like a billion shitty 480p phone cameras lying around that we made like 15 years ago. is there anything we can do to to get a return on investment instead of just throwing them out?
ya. just sell them to the chinks to make shitty 3rd party webcams for nintendo
but sir. nintendo are already selling a shitty camera!
put it in a plastic plant housing!
sir, you're a genius!
just because old tech is obsolete doesn't mean that manufacturing or the surplus just disappears. that shit still has to be used up somehow.
Why not use 3 cameras per device so we get 1440p?
To be fair, Apple MacBooks have the resolution of about 360p
480p
They make 480p cameras still?
Even the cheapest chinkshit these days is at least 720p.
Let me guess, you need more?
THE POWER OF THE NINTENDO SWITCH 2™ PRODUCTS!
Yeah but Hori makes my heckin favorite plastic toys, fuck chang.
Just don't buy the camera you wannabe chuddas, it's that simple.
Why would you need higher resolution for a little webcam window?
nintendo understands that the less detail = more sovl
That'll be $900+tip
Even 3 is not enough, 480p is the blue rectangle, it's incredibly tiny.
And even if they put 10 of these, what you are going to do, stitch all the video signals together to 1080p?
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