Why did Nintendo spoiler a character for their upcoming DK game?
Why did Nintendo spoiler a character for their upcoming DK game?
I want to see child Pauline naked right now
fully modeled?
They want their own Sage Robotnik
Anon Babble is pedos confirmed
Yeah and?
suddenly
I was about to recommend Paheal, but it doesn't exist there yet.
Rule 34 is apparently no longer a valid rule.
saar...
retconning DK and Pauline into childhood friends
What the fuck?
brat goth punk
It's fucking mario, story doesn't matter at all
So true
What? No way!
Nobody thought the game looked bad.
Based trans sister. You are so hecking valid! Don’t let the bigots tear you down!
No, it's Donkey Kong, and story has always been a central driving force of the franchise.
Yes, they posted pictures of how bad the graphics look.
We're three months and change away from the game coming out, so when's the official Loline reveal going to be?
had to photoshop her to make her a brat
lmao sorry mesugaki fags there is nothing to correct here
Erotic gremlin
I was hopeful that this was the case but now seeing Pauline younger I'm even more inclined to believe this is DK Jr. rather than DK from Country.
Why do you keep forcibly spamming this shit
Fuck off back to your Discord.
newfag reveals himself
Cunnyniggers are so autistic,they hype up the ugliest shit solely because they decided making ages their entire personality trait.
ugliest shit
She'e not ugly, tho
whats with the fang edit
Base
cunny artists are alergic to character likeness.
I'm not asking to draw her 100% on model but at least make her look a little bit like her
DK Jr. rather than DK from Country
I always thought those were the same character. Cranky Kong is the original DK, so it stands to reason that DK is grown up DK Jr., right?
Want it an accident? Like the Korean site put it on there accidentally or something, which is why we only have that one image
i mean you could say that with like every anime style artist.
What's the ethical justification for a Nintendo game to include a child being alone with a big gorilla when they know their fanbase well?
What was Nintendo thinking bringing back lgs into their games?
So this means Candy is available now right?
To be fair, we literally have one official image of her, and it's not even a full image. So yeah people will take liberties
They didn't want most of the promotional fan art for it to include porn of her
Choose your options
Mario's out of wedlock daughter with his ex Pauline
Pauline's daughter she had with another guy after breaking up with Mario
Just a time displaced child Pauline because it's Nintendo
None of the above, something else
Well I guess they were less concerned about the alternative.
SIDE SHAVE TRANS MONKE
Side-effect of being returned to human form after being sealed in a rock by VoidCo.
side shave
That's clearly not a side shave, the hair is just combed to the side
Please, kill yourself
TRANS
The fags have invaded
I think a better question is why hide her at all? It makes the initial rocky form kind of pointless if they always intended on revealing who she really was before release.
Thanks. Let me know when Casey draws her.
Sonicfag thinks his D-tier franchise has any influence on the industry whatsoever
Cute
right here officer this guy
What do gorillas have for dragging kids to their shit?
It's being developed by Japs
They don't give a shit about canon established by filthy gaijin, and they only include Rare characters in spinoffs as a formality
The story of Bananza will be
DK is a miner working for an evil company
DK discovers his Floating Companion Character Who Only Appears In One Game™ and decides to rebel
DK has to collect (X) Plot Objects to defeat the evil company
DK proceeds to do that, and Floating Companion Character Who Only Appears In One Game™may or may not die so that streamers can sad react to it
Same as every other Nintendo game where they don't give a shit about story
If you couldn't tell by the image I posted, I was kidding around.
Sources have always been really inconsistent with whether DK Jr. is Donkey Kong, or Donkey Kong's father.
Nobody was saying the game was shit retard. Some fags were mad at Dk's design but the game itself looked cool
Anon Babble is jewish
imagine my shock.
Holy shit this thread is actually active??
I was about to recommend Paheal, but it doesn't exist there yet.
They would probably delete it anyway, the site's so shit now.
story has always been a central driving force of the franchise
donkey kong
What a silly thing to say.
story has always been a central driving force of the franchise
This is like someone arguing story matters in 1940's Looney Tunes skits or Sonic games.
he doesn't know about the Great Ape War
So he killed her? What a horrible comic.
fang on left
fang on right
You're telling me this isn't AI slop?
Yes but We have a second one, a variation of the minecart render (not sure where it comes from)
They were probably supposed to switch later when then reveal it with a second trailer
The original has no fang, that's her teeth wrapping around. Someone photoshopped it to make her more brat-like.
Kong named Diddy gets replaced by a little girl
Really funny, Nintendo.
That's not a fang in it's just the curvature of her toothline.
Which is a shame because it'd be fun if Pauline started off as some wild jungle girl.
this thing is so fucking ugly monkfags have the worst taste
Imagine she has her own costumes like DK. Now imagine they give her a Diddy-themed costume that's just a tank top and hat.
it's cute as well
Sir I think you should leave
Shouldn't have done that. Lol
To be completely honest I kinda understand them sometimes.
but is she really a little girl?
I thought she was just chibified
Seems like this is some sort of origin story.
why do i feel the resurgence of pauline is gonna make her join smash brothers?
sakurai: "wow there sure is a lot of pauline child porn on the internet, guess I better put her in my new game!"
Did Nanashi direct this game?
Harambe was a hero and nintendo took inspiration from him
wasn't there artwork of mario rescuing a princess in the body of a loli before peach was conceptualized? i think it was the original mario bros artbox?
p diddy allegations
Me on the bottom left. I need to shave.
The DK that kidnapped Pauline was never even DK Country Donkey Kong anyways. It was Cranky Kong.
you'd think it was truer now than in the past with ai, but even that doesn't make it true...
Jumpman =/= Mario
...with a gigantic brutish ape?
I could believe it was more of a misplaced overprotective love
Nintendo's rewriting and simplifying whatever canon there was
cant unsee that fang
pauline names New Donk City after DK after their adventure.
This expands the dong
I have a feeling we're in for a retcon on that, too. From the DK redesign to kid Pauline to Diddy's absence, this all feels to me like wiping the slate clean from Rare's influence. Make a new origin story and soft reboot the whole character.
pedotranny spam thread
t. discord child groomer
the hell is this
is this real
jonny quest
realistically june 9-12th when we get the post switch2 launch direct.
If Bananza is a prequel I'm putting big bananas down as this being Candy Kong before she falls in love with DK.
Bayonetta Origins does so well Nintendo just makes there own version where Cheshire is controlled fully to wreck shit
Actually very based.
Man imagine if some sperg actually tried to do something like this, i would be so mad as a cop, wasting the force's task on a fucking dumb cartoony drawing.
You're gonna lose because she looks nothing like candy
prequel
Candy Kong
Anon, this is Nintendo.
All Rare references are verboten.
Chunky, Swanky, Candy, Manky, they're all gone.
Holy heckin cuteness!
There are multiple DKC references in Bananza including Cranky.
Yeah that's part of the canon that is allowed to live: Cranky, Diddy, Dixie and Funky.
Cranky, Diddy, Dixie and Funky.
Those were the only good ones anyway.
and squawks, and rambi
I wish pedophiles were all killed.
t.
TSMT
Yes.
Anyone else feel this way but in a non creepy way? Like, I see this and just want protect her like she's my daughter or something.
I think she's going to do a "log rolling" backwards run on DK when he rolls in game, just wait and see. It'll be every cute
Why is nintendo forcing Pauline as "DK's princess"
they don't want people thinking DK is still the bad guy
Disney adult
Because Koreans can't do anything right, they don't deserve the self governance my ancestors fought and died to give them.
Poot
That does sound very cute.
She grows back up rapidly and starts to get more abilities as she gets closer to her original age
Glad thread is still up so I can reply.
DONKEY KONG Senior = CRANKY KONG
DK Jr. = Cranky's Son
Donkey Kong III = Country Star, Grandson
DK Jr. is rumored to have died in the Great Ape War.
Jumpman -> Mario's Father is another angle but not super relevant beyond being related to the Kong history.
Please don't tell me I'll have to wait more than two months to see more of Pauline.
Nintendo is doing bait. But this game is going to slap. It's going to be fun ripping this game apart literaruno fr.
You very well could be right, I was just informing that other person that the “main” DK never even antagonized her.
Kind of meh on them removing country. I assume it’s miyamoto’s geriatric ass insisting on it instead of just making this a spinoff or continuation.
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You are a nigger for getting peoples' hopes up like that.
How do we know this isn’t Pauline’s daughter? we saw Cranky in the trailer and he canonically kidnapped adult Pauline as the OG DK, what is this plothole madness otherwise?
and funny!
It's so fucking true.
That also implies OG Pauline is a grey haired granny.
Gorillas age way faster and hair dye exists
he canonically kidnapped adult Pauline as the OG DK
No he didn't.
Hopes up like how?
Loli Pauline shoulder companion
More or less confirmed via leak, unless Nintendo changed their minds super late into development, swapped her with the rock and left the earlier render in the promotional materials.
Comic aping BitF's style
If it's any consolation, Matthew's coming out with a single-volume collection book with new comics later this year, and with any luck it'll be scanned and archived/storytimed once it's in people's hands.
Mama mia...
Disgusting edit. She was perfectly fine before.
So NateDrake did confirm the Pauline leak is true but the girl is not Pauline. Her name is Suzanne and she's Pauline's daughter from New Donk City who's knack of looking for an adventure got her wound up over on this new island.
it's just a fang
SIDE SHAVE
Retard. You're more of an ape that the thing you're yelling about.
but who is suzanne's father
Pauline is a canonical milf if true
I eagerly await her bump in fanart. Especially oyakodon.
He didn't say. Only that she is Pauline's daughter which gives us the first child character being related to an older character since Bowser Jr who is Bowser's son. But my bet is Suzanne's dad is Mario but I have no proof.
Who is that and where did he say that?
hmm, maybe $80 isn't that bad after all
this also makes me hard as well. i can't believe switch 2 era is giving us a canon MILF this fucking early on. i wonder which lucky bastard bust a nut inside of her.
my bet is Suzanne's dad is Mario
I'm 100% sure this won't be the case, but Nintendo cucking Peach would be fucking hilarious given all the art of the opposite happening.
I just hated the stupid rock
nice
Me.
Well not like Mario is tying the knot with Peach so I guess.
Alright porn aside, what the FUCK does this mean?
Like Pauline was actually a wild child girl version or Tarzan or like Sheena?
If that's the case then why the FUCK does DK kidnap her?
It's fucking with the canon
Does Anon Babble not care because, well, you know?
(laughs)
kek fucking nips
I'm not sure why Suzanne got turned into a rock.
hard to believe but i hope it's true
I don't think she was kidnapped. The bracelet she wears appears to be made of the same rock material that the talking rock DK finds is made of. Chances are voidco or whatever the villains are turned her into a rock.
It's 70
pauline child porn
He's Japanese, he would call it lolicon art (which is what it is) and not give a fuck because it's common
I expected the crying emoji, kek.
so i presume her nickname is gonna be suzy
I don't mean the OP pic or current images
I mean:
This doesn't retcon anything, this is like saying Baby Rosalina showing up in Dr. Luigi retcons some shit in the overall Mario lore.
See
Is it blue to be a callback to BitF?
Correct
He's gonna come back isn't he?
guys please, its obviously a parody of the zelda timeline.
Who's Bowser Jr's mother?
After seeing mario land enemies, super koopas and chilly bully in mario kart i feel like Stanley might actually be in one of these games now.
But still why kidnap her then?
Cranky in Bananza literally has dialogue that he fought mario and even brings up the DK Rap by calling DK the leader of the bunch.
That's the good stuff
Correct, also drew this in the time before EoW came out.
Personally, I think Nintendo is just combining all the best contributions to the DK games to their latest game so that DK and his world can properly feel like it fits in Nintendo's latest vision to the Mario World
The new DK game would be the perfect time to bring Stanley back given DK's been redesigned to look closer to his OG design.
Cranky in Bananza literally has dialogue that he fought mario
he's larping as his grandson because he's senile.
Who the FUCK is NateDrake?
You really think something like that can explain a plot hole?
yoshi pooping egg
no punchline
what did he mean by this
given the name, Tarzan.
Didn't he do like three comics in a row that was just eggs going up Yoshi's asshole
Fucking lmao
yes
Bananza is actually a sequel to Mario Odyssey
Peach got mad at Mario and left him on the moon
Mario went back to the only woman on earth who still loved him - Pauline
Mario and Pauline had the sexy times and they had Suzanne
a decade passes and Bananza happens, this game's DK is the son of Rare's DK and Rare's DK is now Cranky Kong, that's why Cranky kept his old design
Does that mean Funky is a hippie granduncle now?
It wasn't about Nintendo "Spoilering" it, but more so a serious lack of trust from Korea when told specifically what to do.
The thing is Suzanne was likely already born during Odyssey. I think Mario knocked up Pauline sometime during his DK Days.
Random panels removed from their context, he did the same thing when he previewed his Waluigi book.
Lil Suzy came out to play. How will you guys play with her?
I refuse to believe that anybody sincerely gave a shit about diddle Kong
Look at that blep!
I played as Diddy Kong exclusively in every DK game where he was available to play. I love that little guy.
What's wrong with Diddy Kong?
people liked Dixie though
I hate his gormless face
I want to take her to the playground!
I’ll play a game where she pretends she’s invisible (she’s not) and takes her clothes off, running around in public!
Its a cartoon franchise for kids, there is no canon
Shameless Anons will corrupt and confuse you, take care for yourself.
Get out with your jewish pedo tricks you devil!
Milfs were created by the God!
I look like this and I say this
dammit they should give the loli a new dress like a jungle/wild cat look.
who says she's gonna be a character? it might as well be old art and they decided to replaced her with the stupid purple rock instead.
so somehow DK can now speak fluently in english rather grunts and mumble.
Im convinced that they changed her for the rock at the last second and we arent actually getting her.
I hope she has tummy
Character acquires child
learns how to be a dad
Why did it take Nintendo so long to follow this trend, and why Donkey Kong?
dammit they should give the loli a new dress like a jungle/wild cat look.
DK can get new outfits. maybe she can too
the God
She's a fucking child.
I hope not. That stupid rock actually made me not want to buy the game, but the little girl will be less bulky and less of a distracting eyesore so I'll buy the game if she replaces the rock after the first level.
You're dumb to think that
Jumpman =/= Mario
bbc coded
I'm not a pedophile. I just think protecting a little girl is a God-Tier game mechanic.
Infact I have an unhealthy bloodlust for pedophiles due to the corruption they spread to little girls, who I wish to protect from jews and their golems(both pedophiles)
le divergent time lines in every Nintendo game
I hate tendies with all my soul
This feeling is exactly why I hate pedophiles.
Pedophiles create stupid adult cunts. Period.
She’s a full grown adult in ape years, and she identifies as an ape. ook ook.
God quite specifically built Adam a wife. You could argue hebe at best but definitely not loli.
I fucking HATE Donkey Kong with pants so goddamn much.
He loses the pants five minutes into the game
loli (2d) = jews
Is the newest anti-japanese shitpost hot off the government presses, be advised
It's a joke mocking the Zelda timeline, you oblivious buffoon.
she's gonna be a roselina of this generation is she
He very clearly does the opposite based on the trailer.
Then why is pretty much all the footage in the trailer depict him wearing pants?
They're optional by that point. Just don't put your pants back on.
Because you can get the pants again in the fashion shop, together with more clothes.
Yes, my daughter got ran over by truck yesterday. She didn't make it (laughs)
I read that as a giant British bush
They are part of his work uniform, he loses them after the prologue. He doesn't have pants in the box art.
don't try to reason with the retard
Pretty cute stuff, man
Only retards care about the canon of Mario games
pregnant pauline
They really are appealing to everyone. This can't be a coincidence.
Pog if true
The new Viva Piñata game is looking good.
Is no one going to acknowledge this image is edited
guess we will never know
I know 260 posts is a lot to read but someone already did
Would be based, Bowser deserves that Peachy Pussy he’s been pursuing since 1985
At some point a tail will pop out of her dress and we'll know the real truth.
His fault for going for the blonde bimbo and not the desert princess who can handle his heat
NEED
OYAKODON
But DK doesn’t have a tail… are you implying Pauline got ROOL’d?
Could be an alternate timeline they’re doing with Bananza
Stanley
It'd be really funny if she really was just an early design they scrapped for the rock thing
This is the fourth time you've brought this up
So, is there an actual link or source for this?
Always found it interesting how in the past Nintendo added an extra subtitle to launch a new franchise
Did I mention how funny it would be if she's just an early design they scrapped for the rock? That actually is only the second time I've personally said it in this thread, but it can be the fifth time if you don't believe me
Her skirt is a bit short and you can see her hips
Does Anon Babble not care because, well, you know?
huh? What do I know?
I checked and the most recent posts from this NateHate character are some prediction videos about the directs that proved to be rather inaccurate.
you’re right, her skirt should be shorter and be above her waist
Just give her a Loincloth
Suzanne will be her sister, it makes no sense for Nintendo to have their characters bumpin it up.
preferably transparent
That’s what I figured. Thanks anon.
I'll meet you at niece
fwiw, those videos are leak free, they're just plain ass predictions
though I don't believe in pauline daughter at all
Are we really gonna have to wait a couple of more months for more info on Loline?
Why people insist in drawing DK with the stupid overalls? HE LOSES IT AFTER THE TUTORIAL!
Take it easy man. It's just a reference and it works better with the overalls
Daisy X Wario
Wario NTR feels even more morally wrong nowadays given Luigi is associated with an anti-greed sentiment after last year
given Luigi is associated with an anti-greed sentiment after last year
wut?
If the artist's daughters enjoy it, it can't be morally wrong.
Luigi gets paired with Super Crowned King Boo in this guy's art now iirc.
Huh????
She cute but I prefer Princess Chain Chomp
So she's just a fleshlight, makes sense
Kinky...
kong + loli
r34
the guy who killed that insurance CEO was also named Luigi
I'd shower her with coconut cream pies
I don't think he has a daughter...
He has two, and they think wario NTR is funny. I didn't save any images related to the little tidbit he so innocently shared.
Is it bestiality if DK fucks Loline? He strikes me more as a man than an animal
Can't it be nobody? Storks exist as a baby delivery system in universe and that's presumably where Bowser Jr came from.
Loli Pauline is Cute is this Yoshi Island Donkey Kong version?
the guy who draws mario NTR/ship shit has daughters and draws it because his daughters think it's "funny"
Yeah okay.
They made Pauline an actually important character in the mainline games so I could see it happening
It's really that easy? nintendo is literally dooming the whole game industry, anons start to watch their bullshit, but Nintendo suddenly release a new loli and everything is forgiven?
Other games need to take note
release a new loli and everything is forgiven?
Yes
nintendo is literally dooming the whole game industry
Good, I hope it fucking sinks like the titanic. About goddamn time.
what will stop you from pirating/emulating the game with little Pauline? Nintendo? Pffft
It's really that easy?
I'm a simple man, give me loli and I will be happy
Papa? I’m your papa…?