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COCK RIDER
heh, "chicken jockey!" :D
a fugging chiggin :---DDD
i wanna see this shit in a loud chaotic theater so bad
CHICKEN JOCKEYS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
American culture is centered around niggers and bullying wagies. If you don't like it you're free to leave.
JANNIE? OH JANNIE?? CHICKEN JOCKEY
Hey it's my man my nigga my faminigga teh cheeky jackie with his new hip hit the cheeky jackies
I feel bad for the theater jockeys when the popcorn jockeys make a big old mess. u_u
BROWN BRICKS
is this the worst zoomer meme of all time?
SHITSKIN COCKPEE
It's the messiest and most embarrassing one, at least.
zombicken
is this original or the 'Superma'?
oh so it's cool when they pull their cock out in the movie theater in front of children. But when I do it, I'm suddenly a sex offender.
Goyslop and computer games 3x daily
8/10 post, bro
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cock-a-doodle-doo xd
How long before cinemas just start cutting out the scene to try to combat the zoomers?
No this is
I'm 31 and find it funny
Oh shit waddup
Okay, I get being a little rowdy in the theater and having a laugh, but throwing popcorn everywhere is just obnoxious.
clean it up cinema janny
obnoxious
It's the Minecraft movie, not some art house flick
Some of them are already outright banning anyone from under 18 seeing the movie.
last soulful meme before the political takeover of pretty much the entirety of internet
EL MONTAPOLLAS!
and you can proceed to throw popcorn like the fucking retards you are... if you excuse me, im gonna plan to go see an ACTUAL good childrens movie next week while crying for how far we have fallen as a species in the meantime...
its dat boi
millennials didnt care about him until a week ago... now hes a generational outrage. what a vapid, rage addicted group.
the chicken jockey theatergoers were 3 years old when this meme was happening
manufactured virality
No shit. That's not what I was trying to say at all though.
Is it even zoomer at this point? I think it's gen alpha that's making up most of the audience
It used to be only NC-17 movies with unsimulated sex got that treatment.
This. I'm annoyed seeing people go "Oh Jack Black sold out", "This is just a stupid movie for zoomers and blah blah", YEAH IT FUCKING IS, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? A STANLEY KUBRICK MOVIE?
t. Your local Theater regional manager that'll force underpaid teens to actually clean the place up.
Nice head canon
I love watching zoomers trying to justify their embarrassing nigger behavior
It's fucking mindblowing dude. They don't seem to grasp that this is the kind of behavior we would only see from the worst, most annoying kids around, and they're hearing doing it en masse.
Yeah it really was huh
Damn feels like a lifetime ago
No, it's fucking annoying getting popcorn thrown on me when I'm trying to watch a stupid movie.
the problem is that this movie is not supposed to be succesful, and much less because of Jack Black saying the most idiotic combination of words ever conceived.
right now Minecraft already made back its budget and theorically tomorrow is making double that amount, 300mil bucks. this is not supposed to happen, AT ALL.
people deserve good movies goyslopper
Pickle rick was objectively worse than this and you know it
there's multiple angles of this since it was filmed yesterday (everyone went out because it was half-priced ticket tuesdays)
manager came in after this and said something along the lines of "get out, no refunds" kek
Is there some sort of Chinese Soros psyop on Anon Babble to make it seem like we haven't always been anti wagie?
Besides that one autist spazzing out at a McDonald's, I don't see how that's worse than acting like a chimp in a movie theater and getting everyone kicked out.
Financial success doesn't equal critical success. That's how it goes.
The Blockbuster with the big name IP and popular Hollywood actors will make profit off ticket sales and merch, but it won't win any Oscars. Meanwhile the more satisfying or well written/made films will get applause from critics and audiences, but bomb at the box office because not every normie is a cinema snob.
Once in a while both can happen. But yeah, you shouldn't be upset that "A Minecraft Movie" is going to make some people in Hollywood more money than you or I will ever truely have. Best to accept and move on than seethe over it. People are enjoying themselves, and we're getting some fun memes, so whatever.
America is cooked
CLEAN IT UP JANNY
Okay, but the kids yelling "WATER BUCKET, RELEASE!" then tossing their drinks and popcorn around is so fucking absurd it's genuinely hilarious
and some people just want to turn their brains off and enjoy a fun bad movie.
What the fuck is The Room?
Notch didn't die for this
ITS HILARIOUS I SWEAR
No he sold it off for a big payout and ran away giggling into the hills.
Janny (real) spotted
Nigger (no cap) aborted
IRL janitors are practically philosopher kings compared to jannies. I actually respect irl janitors.
Thats a millenial meme you triple nigger
Yeah! Fuck the teenager that has to clean this up for minimum wage! That'll show them for... having a job and... not sitting on their ass and shitposting like a retard...!
news outlet reported that a theater had someone squirting lotion everywhere
Anyone have the video where some dude chucks a slushee at the guys in front of him?
LMFAO
I get tired of watching soillennials seethe all the time. Must be boring living in constant anger and insecurity.
I'm over 30 years old
go wild
RELEASE
I have sympathy for zoomers, they've embraced chaos and apathy due to being raised by millennial retards that hated their own parents.
Nobody likes them, they have no allies. Not boomers, xers, zoomers or alphas.
lol wagecuck is butthurt
I'm a millennial and it's the funniest thing I've seen in... fuck, I dunno, five years? Longer, maybe. God bless these retards and I hope to see many more of these videos.
Zoomers' parents are gen x. Millennials are raising gen alpha.
I wish they would stop bringing this literal faggot on.
KINO
ZOOMERS ARE ALRIGHT
Anon Babble getting angry about it is even funnier
retarded NEET is retarded
Kek
CHOCCY!
millennials are 29 through 44 only downies have x parents
N-NEET!
Keep paying for my tendies, wagie
clean it up
You do it for free
My alts btw
That was staged. This is zoomies being cringe
Clean it up
Do what for free, retard? I'm not a jannie.
this is what 'avengers assemble' was to millennials and what 'for frodo' was to gen xers
So much for solidarity
How do you even sneak a chicken into a theater without getting caught?
Why are you idiots defending acting like a literal monkey in public? It's embarrassing.
Imagine being a chicken living a quiet life on a farm and some zoomer kidnaps you and releases you into a dark room full of screaming children
theater chicken
my fuarking sides
pay $25 plus tax plus tip to sit around bored waiting for a single scene to pop up so you can film yourself throwing popcorn everywhere before getting kicked out
so this is what zoomoids are doing since they realized they'll never be able to afford a house kek
leave theater and get dissected into nuggies
fuck man
Anyone else getting emotional over chicken jockey? I cried a little bit earlier.
youtu.be
This shit used to be par for the course at big movie releases. I hope Zoomers bring back the theater experience.
Because it makes you mad
imagine getting raped by all those horny fucking teenagers who jack off ten times a day as a chicken, with just the cloaca so you have one less hole for them to fill so they have to squeeze all their cocks into just that hole
they don't do it for that one scene that's just the biggest one they flip out over
That's pathetic.
Acting like a literal retard was never normal.
What kind of third world shithole do you live in? It has never been par for the course.
l-lewd
Millennials are never beating the soi cuck allegations.
Nobody cares, go be a moralfag somewhere else.
It's funny
yeah... but it was for interesting scenes or actually epic moments, not people saying 'chicken jockey' like morons.
when i went to see Avenger's endgame, there was this scene of Steve rogers saying 'Hail hydra' because he was in the past and knew that at that moment Hydra already took over Shield. and took advantage of his knowledge of the future.
THAT, was a smart move. THAT, was an unexpected moment, THAT, was an incredible detail that works for the people who have been following the different movies, THAT is something worth cheering and hollering off, not just shouting 'chicken jockey'.
and EVEN THEN, people werent as deranged as to throw out their popcorn, bringing actual chicken, dropping their pants, and god fucking knows what else. people still were civilized for christ sake!
Wanting people to act civilized in public is moralfagging now
Ok.
You actually got a boner from reading that, didn't you cluck-slut? Don't try and say "L-lewd" as a joke. I know you're leaking.
Yes
Are you gonna cry about it?
this is really embarrassing to read.
chicken jerking
dont you have to go get kicked out of a cinema for showing your dick?
I think that anon is just pretending to be a dork.
brought a live fucking chicken
Absolute kek. Only wagies, millenials and boomers are seething about this kino
It's not TSA, workers don't care enough
He knows.
Put a silencer on it.
doesnt mean you can shit on the floor
marvel slop is just as bad
US cinemas turning into India has a certain poetic irony
QRD?
Ayo.....who that nigga up on that nag?
You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken?
Acting like he would give two shits about the wage slave behind a counter until he's inconvenienced in some way.
i know: you get a pile of unedible molten flesh and ashes!
the minecraft movie was supposed to be THE END OF ALL CINEMA! The ultimate cataclysm of a bad movie, an event that should have been enjoyed by people who wanted to see the biggest shit in history, not a successful movie banking on memes!
It's fucking based, I'm glad the zoomoids are finally doing something right. So was shroomjak for the record
post the INDIAN PYROTECH CINEMA
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Average underageb& Anon Babble user goes to the movies
is this India? or is the west regressing?
Something bad is bound to happen, its like no one remembers The Dark Knight Rises
what happened there?
A theater near Boston University recorded yesterday
I dont remember if it was that movie or its prequel, but someone dressed as the Joker and shot up a theater while it was playing.
Don't forget wasting food
Because it's ironic therefore safe and easy to defend, "it's just a joke dude, why do you have a stick up your ass?"
Just white people things
lol
Going to a theatre is for faggots and they deserve to have this kind of experience.
chicken jockey!!!
*bang bang bang bang*
the other half of the theater visibly just staring at them with disgust
lmao
LA-LA-LA-LAVA! CH-CH-CH-CHICKEN! STEVE'S LAVA CHICKEN ITS TASTY AS HELL1!!!1!!
The last time someone hit me with "it's just a joke dude," I was able to evict him. Felt good.
CHICKEN JOCKEY LOOK OUT!!!
Inside job
That chicken must be so confused.
Zoomershit pissed and shit themselves over this
I hate to be that stick in the mud crying animal abuse but, like, animal abuse.
THIS is peak kids having fun. I have no problem with this compared to the counts stabbing each other
Is Minecraft popular with zoomers? Its literally a millennial game.
same thing with spongebob
Companies aren’t creative enough to do new things anymore so they just refurbished or rebooted IPs from decade(s) ago
The timeline for Minecraft goes something like this:
2009 - 2010
Early days with player base growing at a steady rate
2011 - 2014
Peak of popularity for millennials
2015 - 2019
Decline in popularity, game is considered cringe by some
2020 - 2025
Gen Z 'discovers' the game and it becomes popular again