KINO IS OVER

KINO IS OVER

BBC News

sounds like an awful business practice

The cinema apologised, saying: "This decision has not been made lightly."

"We are aware of a viral trend on TikTok encouraging people to clap/cheer, shout phrases and throw food during the film," added the cinema in a Facebook post.

"We appreciate you are excited and have long awaited this film, but for everyone's comfort and enjoyment we kindly request that you do not take part in this trend."

The cinema said it had taken the decision due to "disturbances" over the weekend.

It warned anyone caught recording or disrupting showings would be "ejected from the screen without refund".

Jannies had a melty and now they'll lose money

They tried to save the theaters and the theaters killed them. Minecraft movie is actually looking a little front loaded. Had a 78% drop on Monday compared to Barbie and Super Mario which was around the 40% area. This might not have the legs people are thinking it will have.

lmao
can't imagine how cancer the modern "social outing" has become now

do not open

I-I can't resist! What is this power?
CHICKEN JOCKEY

can someone explain to me what the fuck's going on?
why is people going apeshit and throwing popcorn and whatnot?

zoomchads are such fucking alpha males that a billion dollar industry is bending the knee to them and parents are running away in fear the sight of their masculine displays of primal joy during a good old fashioned CHICKEN JOCKEY ritual

Soilennials, I...

The first time teens, specifically young men, have had any sort of largely harmless, fun, and unifying thing to themselves in years

Instantly banned, people who did it shamed, people warned

"Why is there a male loneliness epidemic? Why are zoomer men so right wing?"

Zoomers are going completely insane for the Minecraft movie and it's escalated from this to people literally shitting on the floor, slashing up the seats and beating the shit out of anyone trying to stop them.

Why are zoomer men so right wing?

The average conservative hates zoomzooms that do that, imagine wasting your time watching a fucking video toy movie about cubes and then acting like a monkey for internet clout

good, I am enjoying the fact that these annoying Gen Alpha faggots are getting arrested, fucking done with these wiggers

get chicken jockey'd bitch

another thread where Anon Babble white knights for zoomers

I thought it would be something like throwing just handfuls at the screen derisively
what in the fuck

these aren't right-wingers, most of these faggots wish they were Black

Fuck them kids.

retard
all the "shaming" is being done by stuffy conservatives who have already turned into their father

largely harmless

lmao. It's not little kids doing this. It's teenagers who are finding any way to lash out and be cunts while it's trendy.
Those videos never show little kids having fun, it's a bunch of kids about to graduate highschools shitting everything up and throwing trash everywhere and destroying the seats.

Video games?

Imagine actually thinking that zoomers are right wingers
They're all lefties

???

Minecraft is one, yes. The best selling one, in fact.

Zoomers and alphoomers are very easy to condition in a pavlovian way.

We should be able to harness this power.

Zoomer men are more conservative than their grandparents, they're the most conservative men by a wide margin. Zoomer women are way, way far to the left, beat only by boomer women btw

I haven’t played Minecraft in a decade and I genuinely don’t understand the meme. Is it just that it’s a weird monster?

How dare teenagers ever have fun or enjoy mischief in their youth. They should be doomscrolling and fighting people online in between being fed ideologies that I agree with.

It's one of the most dangerous ones in the game. Plus, Jack Black has an obnoxious tendency of naming Minecraft items and mobs out loud throughout the film.

urge to throw food... rising...

if we can't unleash our Aryan vril at the kinoplex then billions must die

Imagine being the janny that has to clean all that up, my fellow zoomers doing a service for all mankind and accelerating the death of the movie theater

mischief

that’s one way to downplay nigger behavior

Remember how everyone pretended to be retarded with Morbius and the "it's morbin time" meme? It's like that

how dare businesses not let them destroy their theatres! They should let them chimp out and fuck up their property ruining everything for every other viewing of any other movie that day!!!!

That's the funniest part, if the video had a majority of black zoomszooms doing it I guarantee you that all the retards here that defend them would be seething

It reminds me of how Brock Pokemon had to spell out every gameplay mechanic for people who don’t play the games.

Woah, the gym leader is using a fire type, which is super effective against Ash’s Pokemon. He better be careful!

A Minecraft Movie is based because it makes Janitors and autistic millenial Anon Babbleirgins seethe with rage.
Never seen it, btw.

this, would you rather have to clean up some popcorn now or clean up the blood from the shootings they'll eventually commit?

Acting like a sperg at the cinema when you are supposed to shut the fuck up and watch the movie

You are American aren't you? People who can't behave at the cinema should face the wall and be shot.

harmless fun

You're brown.

he defends acting like a hoodrat in a theater for a garbage meme movie

actively ruining the experience for the small kids who just want to watch their dumbass minecraft movie

Dumb kids should've shown interest in a Terraria movie instead

harmless

Not only is littering not harmless but on the scale captured by these videos, it's pretty much a crime, you subhuman little troglodyte.

sit the fuck down

watch the movie

don't throw popcorn everywhere.and tearing the seats up

How fucking hard is that?

At least, by virtue of being a single sitting movie, the Minecraft movie doesn't have a Pot of Greed situation.

meme happens on screen

zoomers GIVE ME food and free toilet paper for FREE

Am i supposed to hate the young'ns for giving something back to me?

just stop making a mess it's not hard

You are a nigger.

So it's just a baby zombie on a chicken?
what makes it dangerous?

NOOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN AIIEEEEEEE I DONT WANNA CLEAN IT UP ANYMORE

making problems for other people to fix is harmless fun

Post hand.

first time teens, specifically young men, have had any sort of largely harmless, fun, and unifying thing to themselves in years

Highly publicized sportsball events happen several times a year in almost if not all western countries.

largely harmless

It still costs money to clean up those theatres, especially when there's suddenly 20x the amount to clean. "no free lunch" comes back to bite you in the ass.

Minecraft movie releases in Japan on the 25th

I’m looking forward to Kojima’s tweet

way too hard when your brain is easily influenced by memes

whole movie is just Jack Black namedropping things from the game in his obnoxious voice

zoomers think it’s funny to pretend this is peak cinema kino

escalates to irony fueled chimp outs in the theater

that’s it
that’s the joke

wrong.

all these (You)s whiteknighting for literal jannies

Kids going to see it with their parents I could see, but come on now

Disney be like: "Nooooo! We gotta find away to direct gen z away from the minecraft movie, and hopefully funnel them into our flop fests"

lol

Being disgusted by nigger behavior has nothing to do with jannies. And why do you act like you're any better, whiteknighting for zoomers?

So social media just turned all youth into (them)?

whiteknighting for literal jannies

How about hating wiggers you dumb faggot?

nigger behavior

Guess it hit the mainstream a bit too hard last chimp-out seeing how desperately you try to devalue the phrase.

Making a massive fucking mess and uproar in a place that's supposed to be quiet it nigger tier behavior.

I worked at a movie theater when the first two Avengers came out. I thought those faggots were dirty but they were hygienic compared to these kids.
On the other hand, Frozen, which was full of kids like this was completely clean when people left, likely because the parents forced the kids to be clean. So why aren't the parents doing anything?

Two things I’d really like from the sequel

Bryce Dallas as Alex

lots of lingering shots of Bryce Dallas Alex’s ass

I can't go out and have fun unless I'm paying $30 a pop to fuck up a random theater so I can go viral on TikTok

Do zoomers not just...have parties?
You know you can go wild and throw as much popcorn as you like at your own party, PLUS you don't have to drop $30 for a ticket to some shitty movie you don't even like and popcorn.
I don't understand this shit.

parents doing anything

Because it's not kids? it's young adults, or teenagers. Zoomers that went there with their friends, not their parents.

Fucking nigger

Oh, so that age demographic. I get ya. Parents drop their kids off so they could have a couple hours of peace.

This is all done for TikTok views. It's the accepted thing to do so it's ok. Zoomers don't go to parties out of fear that they'll be recorded doing something wrong and have their lives ruined.

baby zombies are the most dangerous enemy in the game other than bosses because they have a tiny, glitchy hitbox and are the only enemy that runs faster than Steve

Why is 2025 so shitty?

ChinkTok cancer everywhere
Zoomers eating Gweislop and Goyslop
Indians everywhere
Everything is expensive
Hollyjew making every game into a movie because they ran out of ideas to steal

engages in disruptive behavior on someone else's property at the expense of everyone else

thinks he's in the right because it's "harmless" and "unifying".

holy shit we got a retard here

With the theatre chimpouts escalating, how long until some zoomer mutt follows in his footsteps?

I literally saw this same shit happen in France during the One Piece movie. Anyways it reminds me of all those people during Scream 2 that are way too excited about a slasher movie.

CLEAN IT UP

Oh, but when a bunch of people laughed at those scenes in Nosferatu where she pretends to have a seizure suddenly it's unacceptable.

harmless fun

It's teenagers and young adults making a mess everywhere and interrupting business by having to shut down showings in order to clean up the hazardous levels of filth left behind. All of this because the zoomer hivemind told them to on TikTok. It's pathetic how terrible modern parenting is and how stupid young people are.

That’s also why they don’t drink. They vape 90% THC weed and watch Twitch streamers instead.

If Jack Black just said the phrase "chicken jockey" on a TV interview or something, would any zoomers watching instantly freak out and start destroying things?

I don't get why everyone has to laugh at every movie nowadays. I saw Princess Mononoke recently and anytime somebody died everyone would just bust out laughing. Why can't they just enjoy things earnestly?

It's an activation phrase

the boys just having a bit of fun

SHUT IT DOWN

male loneliness epidemic

such a gay combination of words
go jerk off with your friends so you're not lonely anymore, fucking fag

Popcorn is the easiest shit to clean, they spend hundreds of bucks of popcorn that takes a wagie like 30min to clean up.
Kids get to have fun, cinema owners makes a killing selling overpriced popcorn and a wagie gets paid.

What's bad about this?

harmless

you don't get to tear up theaters and dump trash all over the floor for your dopamine hits, this is nigger behavior and we shouldn't put up with it
you can be smug and look down on wage workers as much as you want but the truth is YOU are the disruption and YOU are creating problems for other people

Literally Indian subhuman tier.

The fuck are these movie theaters doing with those plastic bags of popcorn and all the other shit. If kids wanna do that at the theater i work at they are going to be spending a fuck ton of money

encouraging literal nigger behaviour

You do not belong here

trash movie theatre

get banned

yeah

probably that cheap Christian popcorn you can buy for a dollar a bag at Dollar stores

easiest shit to clean

popcorn that's been mashed into a fine paste by people stepping on it and the soda that's almost certainly getting spilled all over the floor basically turns into a mat of disgust

I'm glad this movie revealed the kind of people who would see this trash.

Retard-assburgs.

We're not a fireworks yet.

STOP FUCKING LAUGHING
THIS IS A SERIOUS FILM

BBC Nonny

and a wagie gets paid.

I know you don't understand this because you don't know what a wage is and have never worked before, but wagies get paid the same regardless of how much garbage they clean up.
In reality this will just mean more people quitting because they don't feel like dealing with this shit.

You mean americans

Movie theatre popcorn leaves behind a bunch of salt, grease and butter. Don't forget the soda they're chucking all around too.

Think of the poor little jannie who will actually have to do his job for once.
Theater attendance is so low it’s probably going to be the first time in years he even had to pick up a broom.

yet

I wonder if this was journalist thought what's gonna happen in JOKER viewings

NOO THEY'RE JUST HAVING FUN JUST LET THEM DESTROY EVERYTHING

Why are zoomers like this

ya wtf is the theater doing letting that in, do they not have anyone checking tickets and bags at the door. No outside food or drink

kek all the seethe

Genuinely worthless generation.

cry more janny

Because they know they're fucked anyway

I thought they were just throwing streamers, but what is all that powder?

Probably fear of escalation.
It may be just popcorn and a few rolls of toilet paper now, but is it really that impossible to think that people would opt for throwing eggs at the screen because the meme has the word "chicken" in it?

depends on the theater, they are not allowed to check purses or bags

gay as fuck no fun headline

it’s the UK

like pottery

Yep, people who thinks "having fun" is throwing shit all over the place
You know who else think throwing shit all over the place is fun? Monkeys

I saw a video of someone bringing a live chicken into a showing. Anything's possible.

So why aren't the parents doing anything?

(((Someone))) made it very illegal to parent your kid because that's child abuse.

They were raised by the internet and think acting like niggers is cool. It's a horrible mixture of social anxiety and entitlement.

Theater workers will quit because they can find a less shit job with the same low pay literally the next day

streamers

That's toilet paper
the white powder might be salt, or it might be baking powder.

Basically the economy is fucked, they know they have no future, there's school shootings every week, and everything is burning around them.

So fuck it, fuck everything, just do whatever, nothing matters anymore.

The first time teens, specifically young men, have had any sort of largely harmless, fun, and unifying thing to themselves in years

People are screaming and throwing food around while "ironically" watching slop. Then making fun of working class people who has to clean their popcorn and soda shit from floor and benches.
It's fucked up. Just behave in public, please. Wear your rainbow stuff or fursuit or whatever but please don't throw food around. Tho if throwing food around and screaming like an idiot is right-wing activity then I dunno you prob don't like rainbow shit anyway.
I dunno man.

This already happened at my local theater kek

So fuck it, fuck everything, just do whatever, nothing matters anymore.

Just don't say the hecking N word chud.

humorless joyless old fucks itt

They are not allowed to check purses or bags

sucks for them then if you don't want your bag checked you can leave it in your car or at customer service but it's not coming past ticket where i work without being checked.

This is based beyond belief, I don't give a fuck. This is decades of karmic retribution finally coming back to bite theaters for being so shit for so long, they deserve all of this and more.

Their brains are fried from social media. Just do dumb shit to get likes on your shitty tiktok or whatever

Making a mess on other people's property isn't harmless you fucking retarded faggot.

They unironically have no future. Women hate them, the economy hates them, and they're going to die for an unnecessary war sometime soon.

my friends and i used to just go to the skatepark or something, idk why zoomers can't seem to find public activities that don't have someone filming a TikTok or a YouTube Short or whatever

Zoomer neets vs seething wagies more like

Yeah, I dig it.
A lot of times it's because they want people to be able to bring their stuff in, but then you end up with no bag rules because of nigger behavior like this.
A lot of things have changed like this, for me it's the junkyard won't let people pull parts themselves anymore because of thieves and idiots getting hurt

Zoomers are spiritually Indian.

Animals belong in fucking cages. Sure, the movie's shit but this shit where you decide to fuck up a theater because some zoomzoom on your smartphone told you it'd make you cool means the movie gets cut off and everyone gets thrown out. The actual literal children this movie was meant for don't get to finish it because of a bunch of fucking apes in shitty perms.

Is it really that hard for your generation to act like human beings?

clean it up wagie

theaters make a killing selling tickets and gigashitloads of overpriced soda and popcorn

this isn’t doing shit to harm their business
people are pearl clutching over fucking nothing

That's supposed to be a seizure?

nigger tier humor honestly, LE LOUD NOISE CHAOS humor is zoomer shit

I don't need to clean it up because we don't let this shit happen where i work, if you wanna toss around $1000 worth of popcorn that's fine. You'll pay for my raise.

acting like a nigger

harmless, unifying fun

Nope, but if you believe so anyways then let 100 teens into your house to watch Minecraft as they scream and throw food around.

me when I'm unable to say nigger for over a minute

Seizure/being mind controlled by Dracula/demon I guess.

So that's explaning why I saw a video of a bunch of zoomers suddenly sperging out.

Sorry, but that's just niggerish behaviour and shouldn't be encouraged.

considering showtimes are pretty close together, the so called time to "flip a theater" for the next showing is increased movies are delayed and times are fucked up so yeah it does create problems
not to mention employee morale

The young kids aren't the ones throwing popcorn, it's the teens and 20 year olds who are too old for the movie. Zoomers are genuinely worthless.

oh so now you guys suddenly love janitors and rush to their defense huh

All of my fondest moments of my teenage years involve getting drunk and wrecking shit, jumping over fences and stealing worthless junk

devious licks

now chicken jockey

zoomies are going to crash this earth with no survivors.

Was hoping they'd collectively throw their drinks in the air when WATER BUCKET RELEASE!!! Is said. But chicken jocky followed with popcorn storm is kek too. Clean it up wagies. And oldheads keep malding that their childhood wasnt this funny.

to be fair zoomers worship niggers as their god so of course they act like them

Anon, I don't think you understand.
Working class people, especially the ones who do "lowest form of work" are seen as deplorable subhumans in USA. You really shouldn't defend them when people are giving money to Microsoft with the movie tickets.
This kind of viral marketing is very profitable for Microsoft, so if some subhumans, aka poor working class, needs to work overtime it is worth it.

Just leave the "poor working class people!" out of your posts. You are on Anon Babble, not on blusky or Reddit. At least try to fit in.

most of these faggots wish they were Black

why is this? it's so cringe

Back in my day we just had stuff like midnight releases, which yes could get loud and boisterous but jesus fuck, everyone had the decency to stand in line and not make a mess.

This shit is trash ghetto behavior

What a waste of money on popcorn.

NOOOOO DONT THROW THE POPCORN NOT THE HECKING POPCORNORINO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

The skateparks were closed because people complained about noise. We shut down every "third space" for young people then got mad when they became delinquents.

You will never be a human being

I take it back, zoomers chimping out and throwing shit makes perfect sense when this is the type of shit that comes out for them to watch

Anon Babble tranime groomer Jannies for free

vs

minimum wage people just trying to do a real job for money

Why would anyone hate janitors? They're the ones keeping things clean and safe.

Everyone has at least 20 years of nigger fatigue including wigger fatigue

Yes because I'm white and have sympathy.

retard

dopamine fried from scrolling through dick cock

harmless fun

by throwing a bunch of dirty food around theatres, making wagies who already hate their jobs have to clean up after them, and delaying future showings while they have to do this

God forbid we expect people to respect their cities and communities. I bet you’re a nigger who graffiti’s train stations and pisses all over public toilets.

Just imagine how many views this shit will get.

cinema workers actually have to work instead of watching movies for free

"SHUT EEEEEEEEEET DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now I want some popcorn.

the American entertainment industry has been built around repackaging minority culture into fun consumable bits for white Americanoids for uhhhh probably 150+ years

Zoomers

Community

Pick one

kek

It's important to remember that minecraft was a co-production with Legendary which means the Minecraft movie is chinese psy-ops

boomers this scared of some fucking popcorn

lmao

harmless, fun

Nah, these trends always descends into a loud ruckus, that said the UK goes especially hard on these types of gatherings, there's something about large groups of young men that put british boomers at unease.

bro it's just le having fun, when I was a kid I throw trash everywhere too

People work hard, stop making up reasons for it to be okay to be a dick to strangers

I mean, it's kinda unfair to judge it in a vacuum but this is pretty silly looking possession. Just copy the exorcist

Nobody itt has ever worked at a cinema

Pedo Ghibli and his rancid fans deserve derisive laughter

Intentionally make a massive mess, causing theaters to delay showings so employees have to pick it up

Get kicked out

”Hey man! What’s the big idea? This is literally oppression and 1984!”

lol lmao

At my cinema people started laughing at this scene and some guy in sweatpants and Velcro shoes stood up and said "Stop laughing, this is a serious film!"

Red is a little bitch and would fumble it massively.
Now, a Calamity movie...

Well yeah, good. These faggot kids obviously need parental supervision if they're gonna chimp out at a kinema.

inb4 "noooo acting like a nigger is part of being a kid!"

Only low-class trash say this.

This shit will never beat the Indians using firework in their Kinocenters. This crap kids do is fake/manufactured and planned. When Indians do that stuff it's because they are genuine excited and hyped, it's all real. Like watching actual kids.

honestly that's based on the kids. let them have fun

bro just destroy historical sites in Japan, its just having fun lmao

The UK just banned children from evening shows due to violence between parents and zoomers erupting at the cinema.

bbc.com/news/articles/cgqvvvldwxdo

This is why you niggas got bullied and made fun of in hs

Cringe but safe.

I do

this fucking rules lmao
based zooms

having fun is le bad

peak women behavior

You worked hard your whole life, 40 years of saving up, to purchase your own theater as a franchisee
And then these punk kids destroy all your seats
Hundreds of thousands of dollars of damages
Now you're on the street

all the seething soillennials replies

I'M SO FUCKING OUTRAGED RIGHT NOW!!!! THESE ZOOMERS THAT THROW POPCORN FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES MAKE NIGGERS THAT FIGHT AND SHOOT EACH OTHER UP IN THE CINEMAS LOOK LIKE GENTLEMEN!!!!!!

If this were predominantly a nigger problem, everyone in this thread would be calling for them to all be lynched right then and there but because it's a bunch of wiggers, it's "based".

Oh, fuck off. They're all sperging out ironically and making a huge mess.

hs

good thing I dropped out and never experianced that, lol

youtube.com/watch?v=36OHZ51o2qo
youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA
youtube.com/watch?v=SV9X2lHm-uM

I worked at one next to a mental institution. Never had anything like this nigger behavior.

go out to watch motion film

pay for ticket and snacks at 105% tariff

get to certain point in movie

eruption of underageb& piss, cum, and shit everywhere

get kicked out while covered in said piss, cum, and shit, no refunds

fucking Electric Palace Picture House

Alright I know we're all pretending to be okay with acting like niggers, but why is no one talking about how this woke piece of slop movie is pushing Trans propaganda?

How bad is it?

Niggers just kill eachother, these zoomers are ruining the movie for actual kids.

keep cops hidden during Minecraft screening

arrest all the retarded zoomer vandals after chicken jockey scene

make them sign a voluntary military conscription contract or go to jail

you now have enough soldiers to invade Iran for Israel

the critical generational conflict between zoomers, millennials and gen alpha (their kids) would be about Minecraft

Actually makes a lot of sense

If you can't parent without beating your kids then you are a failure as a parent

cgqvvvldwxdo

I ain't clickin that shit nigga

ayo we'z just havin fun muhfugga fuck da po-leez *grabs dick* *crip walks* *eats watermelon*

Stop it.

This was pretty funny

I don't hate kids being kids. I just dislike zoomzooms acting retarded online.

Minecraft was busy as fuck because we got used to March being fucking dead. The customers were average though so just normal sold out showing level of dirty theaters.

fast

small hurtbox

a tale so old, forever retold

Don't try to explain working or business to NEETs, they are just another type of nigger who can only throw their shit and cry about how oppressed they are and how much better than other people they must be for acting like niggers. The only way to make such people understand things is with extreme violence.

Very ironic coming from a site where 90% would do the same in their teen years albeit in an online space 10+ years ago

I can see it now. A bunch of kids going to the theater and saying

I'm actually 18

damn bro you totally owned that chud strawman in your head

low t cuck

ITT

violence erupting

in (showings of) Minecraft

Hey, wait a minute...

I don't get how zoomers can act like irony-poisoned "I don't even care man, we're all fucked" fags but then get mad when the rest of us shit on them for being fags.
If you don't care then stop getting mad when we call you faggots.

no one paid to be on Habbo hotel

chimping out is le fun

peak nigger behavior

did they reference my nigger tobuscus?

HOLY KEKAROOOOOOOO

Funny how it's only white zoomers acting like subhuman animals in these clips

Because we can't enjoy things anymore. The average person's brain has been fucking rotted into a slurry from an endless deluge of content. Everyone wants to be in the discussion so even if something is shit everyone wants to talk about thus leading to these hatewatches and irony poisoned memes. It's cringe to laugh at something funny but based to laugh at something so painfully unfunny you tell yourself the funny part is how unfunny it is. There's gotta be layers otherwise you aren't cool and if you aren't cool then you don't get clicks and if you don't get clicks you don't get dopamine.

just dont sell popcorn for people that buy that particular movie

habbo raids are the same thing as trashing a movie theater for a tiktok meme

NOOOOO THEY ARE THROWING POPCORN AT THE SHITTY MINECRAFT MOVIE THAT I WAITED 20 YEARS TO SEE *PFWEEEEEEET* SECURITY HELP

no shit, they’re the only ones who can afford to go to the movie theater

You kinda answered your own question. It's because they're faggots.

The movie unironically made me cry. I wish that I could experience it again without knowing anything.
youtu.be/RxSHTVRCkt4?feature=shared

I want generation war professional victim socialist kikes to hang themselves

more like
Hey I paid to be here and this nigger is chimping out please stop this nigger from chimping out

The average person

Zoomers don't count as people.

CLEAN IT UP JANNY

make an army out of people who hate you

Great plan. Always works out well.

Every time someone posts the Indians shooting off fireworks in the movie theatre I laugh my ass off

Zoomers are 25 years old, not 18.

True. One's actually based and requires bravery. Based zoomers surpassing oldtroons.

I caught somebody filming the movie on their phone. I didn't report it to my manager because piracy is based and I don't get paid enough to care.

Because you're a low T faggot. Lone wolves die.

dont united states have vacum cleaners ?

literaly buy ONE of these badboys, a industrial version
and problem fucking solved

acting like a nigger is FUN doe

And now the theaters are losing staff and having their showtimes messed up

"Broooo. Nothing matters, why do you care if I smash your shit? We're all gonna die anyways."

"HOLD UP DID YOU JUST SAY THE N WORD BRO? YOU CAN'T DO THAT, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?"

yeah I'm sure their spotify playlist isn't full of rap music lol

I feel like a fucking alien anymore. I've never made a Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, any of these social media accounts because it always looked like complete dogshit to me and I don't watch made for money garbage on Youtube or Twitch that just blatantly lacks any authenticity to it, yet everyone and their mother seems to be completely addicted to it and now they are all complaining about being unable to quit it and how it's affecting them psychologically. How the fuck do you get addicted to something so shitty? It's like saying you can't stop hitting yourself in the balls with a hammer, it makes no sense.

Giving normalfags internet access was the biggest mistake in human history.

I like how this level of ironic chimpouts is completely unprecedented, but we have teenagers here getting up in arms at anyone taking issue as if we're ruining their chances to "finally have some fun for once."
What a bunch of insufferable faggots a lot of the youth of today are.

Uh, security?
Please remove this nigger from my movie posthaste

I would never, ever go to see this movie or one like it in theaters so I say good job to these zoomies. Destroy these theaters and get banned so that this kind of slop stops taking up 98% of every screen in every kinema on earth.

It’s because they have no actual convictions, and that has ironically become their only conviction. So when it’s questioned they immediately go on the defensive.

It's really funny to see this conversation play out over and over:

"This is awful, these kids don't give a single shit about the people around them, only their own entertainment."

"I don't care! It was fun for me!"

"....yes, that's what I said."

Everyone is stupid except for me

CLEAN IT UP JANNIES, FUCKING FAGGOTS

Retarded npc algorithm bot kids are not human and aren't capable of having legit fun

you've become the grumpy old man yelling about kids these days lmfao

you should've stopped using Anon Babble a decade ago

nigger if you paid to see this movie you are the problem

And me

zoomers when the funny fat kike says FLINT AND STEEL

Bars are fucking horrible

Their nigger cocaine

No, they're just black. Even the spic and the white ones.

a frag grenade with the pin pulled somehow ended up in my majors bed how did that happen?

It’s past your bedtime grandpa.

When I go to the store I take packages of meat from the deli section, and stick them in the back of shelves that are disorganized and haven't been faced recently. Just giving the wagies some work to do instead of playing on their phones.

They're just having fun. Don't be racist just let people enjoy things.

What the fuck ever, anon. Go hang out on the sharty.

Everyone wants to be in the discussion so even if something is shit everyone wants to talk about thus leading to these hatewatches and irony poisoned memes.

I don't understand this sentiment at all. When something godawful starts airing I look at it, think "wow that looks fucking bad" and don't watch it. Same shit with that Velma show or all the garbage Netflix game adaptations recently. How hard is it to not eat a pile of shit off the ground?

It's not about me, it's about whoever decides to go to whatever movie they want to see having the right to experience it without a nigger chimping out
Moving the goalposts to MineCraft being a shitty movie is just a cope and fuck you

Bro there is no fucking way

Jack Black and Momoa look genetically psychopathic and violent and the fact that the jews are propping them up as nice kid friendly characters to children tells you all you need to know

Attempting to burn down your local cinema and kill everybody in it including yourself to display your true love for kino is beyond based.

jesus kek that can't be for minecraft

I am thirty years old.
I seriously can't imagine my peers pulling this kind of shit on such a wide scale when we were that age.

doesn't even deny it

this is the sharty, get gemmed on

The moviegoing experience is the weakest of social gatherings

can't social with anyone like concerts and arcades

every viewing feels the same, so there's no reason to cherish the moment like live performances

it's expensive despite the quality stagnating or getting worse

it's not even fun to be rude anymore. No wisecracks and cheers. Just cellphones and hollering.

Being polite means staring blankly into the moving pictures, paranoid of existing too rudely for others

Yet, it's the theater going experience that's considered magical. It's magical that it still exists.

worked in a movie theater for over 10 years

Kill yourself.

iirc that was some indian cinema. Happened multiple times even.

Velma released

Zoomers destroy their parents house

"I was just having fun! You don't understand the male loneliness epidemic!"

Fuck society

NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T THROW POPCORN IN THE THEATERS NOOOOO DON'T DO THAT

theaters are shitty and overpriced

modern cinema all fucking sucks

I’m sorry but zoomers causing a little mayhem to disrupt both is objectively giga based

bunch of kids get banned for throwing food and drink around and shouting like animals

this is why men are loner and right wing

this is an olympic level stretch

Unironically? Influencers.

shitskins raping millions of kids

...

kids throwing popcorn at the movie theater

REAL SHIT! ARREST THEM IMMEDIATELY AND SEND THEM BACK TO THE RAPE CAMPS!!

Yeah as bad as Anon Babble has gotten I haven't even taken a peek at twitter, insta or tiktok. I'd rather stare out the window at that point

I know you're a newfag because this site used to exclusively be teenagers acting like crotchety old men. The people on this site ALWAYS hated the average teen.

Fuck off back where you came from

Being raised on social media and smartphones will fry people's brains in ways unimaginable to those who were born before it.

I'm guessing it's the migrants they've imported doing shit like this because the UK coddles them.
Notice how the theater is banning children from this particular movie rather than giving lifetime bans from the theater to the actual young adults causing the ruckus - doing the latter would probably be deemed racist.

I don't get paid for that either, but ruining someones day by kicking them out of a movie is one of the perks.

How do you feel about twp news?

I still refuse to use TikTok, so many fucking people I see every day use the damn thing and a good chunk of them are older than me. As for "social media addiction" it's a combination of parasocial connections and hits of the happy brain juice when someone likes something you commented on. It makes you feel connected and it makes you feel validated and overtime that feeling gets smaller and smaller with the larger and larger engagement numbers until you're basically sucking anyone's virtual dick for even the slightest acknowledgement. It's like if (You)s were tracked and tallied so you could look back on every person who ever agreed with you or thought you were based.

Going outside and looking at nature would be infinitely better for you than any of this crap.

hahaha they acted like retarded faggots that so cool

Go drink gasoline.

"Why is there a male loneliness epidemic?

Self pitying faggot. Acting like a nigger in public shouldn't be encouraged.

largely harmless

yes, fuck the sort of societal influences that create nigger children like that

yes, fuck shitskins and nuke their toilet country into dust

Choose your starting gear

Based american

India loves their fireworks.

That is absolutely what's happening here.
Teens in my town cause all sorts of trouble on a scale that would be unthinkable to us just ten years ago. I'm talking stuff like shoplifting, vandalizing and abusing animals in broad daylight. It sucks, man.

The classic case of a site/business starting out good and then going through enshitification once they've got everyone hooked

Seems to be the new business meta these days

I work at a theater but no one did this
It would be great because I could just spend a whole workday cleaning which is the least bad part of the job

You're supposed to talk about it afterwards with your friends while you walk around the mall and but stuff, it's basically a vestigial organ from a large consumerist organism. But people can't let go of iconic shit like this because there's nothing to replace it with

hated the average teen

a slight correction, but we've always hated normalfags

trashing the venue is harmless fun

Can't wait for the sequel

"TEE-EN-TEE"

whole theater self-immolates, across the globe an entire generation is wiped off the earth in a flash of kino

People go there to watch movies, it's not that serious or complex you weirdo

Agreed millennial xister, I fucking LOVE biggie smalls and tupac!

Man that McDonald's nether sauce was DISGUSTING

Wtf are those prices?

lmao yall niggas eethin

Imagine lighting a firecracker in your TNT popcorn tub and throwing it at the screen while screeching like an ape with all your zoomerbros. I'll take two!

>hahaha they acted like retarded faggots that so cool

Yes, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.

I hate niggers, stop being a schizo

Kid's combo

I have a small complaint about this system

OK SO LETS JUST BURN IT DOWN THEN YOU'D BE HAPPY THEN RIGHT

I think the micro plastics aren't just causing endocrine problems that lead to autism/gender dysphoria, I think it's dropping IQ harder than leaded gas did.

Walking around outside is very lonely, especially when everyone is in cars so you're like the last of your species or some shit.

If you're ok with this nigger behavior, you're ok with your neighbor's dog shitting in your yard.

jokerfag is a retarded faggot

I'm shocked.

Nether sauce sounds like a byproduct of swamp ass.

TNT block popcorn bucket

popcorn showers are their own fault tbdesu

every time this is posted I remember that gay black rimjob that was caught on public TV

the minimum wage janitors aren't allowed to use those

Millennials and back grew up in eras where there was both good and bad media being released so they learned to be discerning, accepting the bits they liked and rejecting the bits they didn't.
Zoomers and alpha have grown up in a world where all new media is dogshit so there for them there hasn't been much reason to bother sorting it by quality.

they can watch older media

It only serves as a grim reminder that they live in a cursed timeline. Imposing restrictions on their own higher thought processes to avoid such considerations is a more comfortable way to rot.

you are 1000% making shit up anon lmao stop

funny how all these "anti-fascist anarchists" are crying about some kids throwing popcorn and calling for them to be arrested

If you give the wagies a vacuum next thing those lazy fucks'll be asking for is a stool behind the register. They should either actually work for their paychecks, or be entirely replaced by a roomba.

millennials are a bunch of soccer mom prudes lmao

zoomer can't stand a moment alone with their own thoughts

That's pretty sad

Also watching old media without the accompanying social environment and hype kinda blows, it's fun once in awhile but ultimately it's a very lonely nigga activity

act like total niggers

all shared spaces get the fun nog-proofed out of them or are shutdown entirely

I don't get zoomers. I guess I'm officially old now.

"anti-fascist anarchists"

I'm a video game enthusiast?

minecraft

five nights of freddies

all this autistic tantrum

i can't wait for the roblox movie in 15 years with gen alpha

There's absolutely a performative aspect to all of this that social media caused, but it's not the sole driver.

Kids have no friends, no place to hang out, their extracurriculars were cut a decade ago, the youth groups are all closed, they not only have no economic future but no LITERAL future, and all the parts of society that are supposed to be serious and adult and full of decorum are inundated with crass morons taking a shit on norms and best practices.

If I were one of them I'd be rioting, too.

that's crazy, why do you hate wagies so much

I'm an old zoomer and I don't understand young zoomers.

You're supposed to go there to watch and enjoy the movie. I watched a 40th anniversary showing of Amadeus last year in a completely silent theater and the experience was inimitable. You can talk about it after.
If you're treating it like some loud social gathering where the movie is secondary to the experience, then sure, watch it on your iPhone streamed in 720p through watchmovienow74.org.net.in

Reminds me of that one reddit post where the guy was having a mental breakdown over being in the woods for 5 minutes.

I am superior to you. What are you anyway, you mop the floors or some slavery shit like that?

I think it’s funny as hell

If you’re American it’s the only news source that’s unbiased

they not only have no economic future but no LITERAL future,

That just isn't true at all. The propagandists insist this is the case, but it isn't true.
The human race has lived through much worse.

I can understand where the desire to act out like this comes from and the very real influence that social media has had on their behavior, but that still doesn't justify it.

I've never seen anyone, black or any other race, come anywhere close to this behavior at a movie theater. At worst, people will just talk on their phone during the movie or yell really loud during a "hype" scene, which is still annoying and disrespectful, but doesn't fuck over the theater's employees like this shit does. This is a new level of derangement.

Really? I liked it. But then again I like spicy stuff and that was basically a chili sauce they slapped Minecraft branding on.

I've never seen anyone, black or any other race, come anywhere close to this behavior at a movie theater.

This is a new level of derangement.

Same. And over the Minecraft movie, of all things.
The kids are fucking bored and clearly haven't been told "no" enough in their lives.

I love going to the movies. I saw the LOTR trilogy in theatres a couple years back and I had the time of my life even though I've seen them a million times.

yeah retard it's McDonalds

I legitimately cannot stop thinking about chicken jockey. I’ve been thinking about it all day.

I've never seen anyone- PWOWOWOWPOWOW CRACKLE POP FFWOWOWOEEEEE SAARS I HAVE BROUGHT FIREWORK LIGHTSHOW TO THE MOVIE SHOWING

Enshittification is the result of businesses that cannibalized their industry trying to correct to actually profitable models.

Amazon pioneered the method - you use your oodles of investor cash to operate at huge losses in order to steal market share from other companies and drive them out of business. Then you desperately try to become profitable by fucking your customer as hard as you can.

Sometimes it works (Amazon), sometimes it doesn't (Uber, Netflix), but it always sucks for the consumer in the end.

I've never seen anyone, black or any other race, come anywhere close to this behavior at a movie theater.

niggers literally shoot people to death at movie theaters, you stupid faggot

Not about to have a mental breakdown over it but walking around by yourself outside for an hour maybe seeing some 1-2 old Indian people walking around while basically just getting observed by an endless stream of faceless passerbys is not exactly the return to form people act like it is.

Waow. I guess this makes widespread teenage niggatry okay, actually.

It’s alright they have special rollers they roll over the floor to pick up popcorn. The cinema cleaners probably laugh about it
No-one was harmed

The honey mustie was good

economy is collapsing

food is almost too expensive to afford

the next generation of people are deranged sociopaths with zero impulse control who think it's hilarious to make others suffer and go completely berserk if cut off social media for more than 30 seconds

I'm starting to get genuinely worried about the future.

parents finally retire

instead of traveling or enjoying their hobbies they just spend hours on the phone either seething at trump or watching 90 second nostalgia-bait on tiktok

i don't understand how it got so bad

Welcome to Anon Babble.
Where pedophiles come to hang out.
Home of rekt threads.
Say any slur you want.
But don't you DARE throw popcorn in a theater, that's TOO FAR

hard push nigger culture in tv and movies for years

be surprised when younger generation acts like niggers

I guess if you live in a super urban area, then yeah walking around would probably suck, but walking on a nice trail surrounded trees and plants and animals is heavenly.

disrespectful

nobody cares boomer, I'll fart in your face and you'll just seethe and cry

The human race has lived through worse (than a total collapse of agrarian society and most food chains on the planet)

Not really, no.

we're living in the drakengard timeline

I've always come here to talk about otaku shit and video games and just reported the gross stuff that you mentioned. Been here for nearly twenty years now.
If you act like a faggot, we're going to call you a faggot. It's not very complicated.

BBC

unbiased

Anon you cannot really be this naive

Fucking faggot.

mom used to do a ton of gardening, old house looked beautiful outside

she also played vidya and watched anime from time to time, got me into both as a kid (she bought me a vhs of Dragon Half when I was 8)

now she literally does absolutely nothing with her free time except stare at her phone

My mom is like a fucking automaton, no interest in music, movies or the world at all. Just swipes on facebook comments on her phone for hours looking for social jerk validation. Imagine "working" for 60 years to do that

Sounding a bit buttblasted over there.

Just let it go.

Throw popcorn all you want, but I'm going to call you and your entire generation faggots and advocate that you not get hired in any company I work at.

bars are 1000x less niggerish than movie theatres

Trash a cinema

Get banned

ITS JUST HARMLESS FUN! THE JEWS ARE AT IT AGAIN!

the next generation of people are deranged sociopaths with zero impulse control who think it's hilarious to make others suffer and go completely berserk if cut off social media for more than 30 seconds

There's a silver lining to all of this: our children will outlive theirs.

if a giant statue falls out of the sky in Tokyo I'm going in the woods and not coming out

I don't understand how it got so bad

Jack Welch's revolutionary business policies (see: the fall of GE), Nancy Reagan's bullshit, and the marriage of evangelical Christianity and self-help grifters.

Internet =/= real life. That is something your retard generation forgot somewhere along the line.

Reddit is having a meltdown/

Not really, no.

Don't be such a histrionic pussy, anon.

You can talk everything afterwards, what makes theaters so special?

you walk around the mall and but stuff, it's basically a vestigial organ from a large consumerist organism

Except most theaters are separate cineplexes detached from places to walk and talk. You have to drive everywhere. If by chance it isn't, then you spent so much money just going to the theater that you can't spend anymore at a local bar or restaurant. And don't forget the loitering laws.

But people can't let go of iconic shit like this because there's nothing to replace it with

Considering the ever-decreasing theater revenue and the constant push for monetization (buckets), audiences are letting it go.
You give people too much credit. After covid, I noticed something with moviegoers. They don't watch the movie, they stare into it. They don't laugh, smile, get scared, or cry. They just look at it. They don't even absorb it. I've seen people walk into a screening in the middle of conversation and they leave in that same conversation. As if they were frozen in time when the movie starts. It fucks with your mind.

behaving horribly irl is the same thing as saying nigger on the internet

Why do I keep seeing these retarded posts?

Yeah probably around the point where they started regulalry making people real life wealthy with internet shit

Notice how those retards got arrested while all the UK can muster up is a limp-wristed ban of children from the movie, like that's going to do anything to stop young adults from ransacking the theater. What an embarrassment of a country.

They never learned it to begin with and tend to violently reject the notion that they're different things.

Nobody is "observing" you, you narcissistic weirdo, but that's probably what actually bothers you since you're desperate for attention

if you have to resort to eating popcorn off the floor and collecting dirty toilet paper then feel free to be happy about it because you have much worse problems to worry about.

act like unruly niggers in public spaces

get treated like niggers

For all of the evils of the world that are unduly inflicted upon the younger generations, this is not one of them. If they want their chicken jockeys so much, bring back tarring and feathering and ride them.
Quality bait though.

If malls were still a thing, do you think zoomers would trash them too?

Most theatres are attached to or adjacent to malls but malls arent much of a thing anymore

Those are the kids who insist they do stuff like "keeping the spirit of old Anon Babble alive," in case you didn't know.

I’ve seen actual racists more unbiased

The internet is humanity unfiltered, you're just scared of the implications when you push that they are different things.

They didn't ban children to contain it, they did it because there have been several instances of parents confronting the zoomers going apeshit and getting assaulted over it.

There's a good reason why the only malls left open near me have a strict curfew on anyone under 18.

go to the theater with all your also popular friends

throw shit everywhere

weird kid who works at the theater has to clean it up

this says a lot about society

When I drive I always look at the weirdo loners walking, there's not really a lot else to do and they are a rare novelty (usually autistic with basketball shorts)

A gang of 'em spent last weekend trashing the strip mall in my hometown, so yes.

Kids are facing a future where weather is so extreme and unpredictable that subsistence farming ceases to be viable and they're forced to roam thawing tundra looking to eat whatever small mammals are still alive

"Stop being such a pussy!"

This is why they riot.

They'd blast nigger music and film themselves trying to steal from stores and destroying arcade machines

Movies at someone's place is much better than at home. Most of the time you can get away with queuing up a movie for free with just a laptop and an hdmi port to a TV and you can all order slop and alcohol to enjoy a film with your bros
Seeing these videos of popcorn flying around made me realize why not only I never watch screenings with a select few of my "moviejunkie" friends who have no problem talking in the middle of a climatic scene but also watch this shit in the morning to avoid the peanut gallery being such fags
This is why no one even felt bad for the Riverview Theater in Philly shutting down. Bunch of apes always shouting like it's a fucking jungle every weekend with an occasional stabbing or shooting by the parking lot. Good riddance.

I feel bad for you. That's pathetically delusional.
The internet is a facsimile of real life at best and a funhouse reflection of it at worst.

The zoomers likely laced their popcorn with fent before tossing it just so they could get an extra laugh at any poorfags that end up writhing on the floor while trying to save it from "going to waste"

mallmind

Explain

Never interact with people like that

Never have any problems

It really is that simple

These movies are both for 6 year olds anon.

"They," huh? Keep your story straight.
You do have a future, but advocating for chimping out in public over nothing is a good way to make it a worse one.

Movies at someone's place is much better than at home

For me, it honestly depends. If it's a shit movie that I don't care about then yeah it'd be fun, but if it's a movie I want to sit down and actually watch, I'd rather be at a theatre where everyone has to be quiet and focus.

Yeah we know redditors think Anon Babble is supposed to be shitty so you come here and act shitty.

It used to be, now it's pretty heavily controlled.

I sense the potential for a copypasta.

And meanwhile you're staring at the movie goers as the only real protagonist of this life

Millennials are the weakest generation lol.
Their own children call them faggots and they collapse into themselves.

zoomers are Gen X's kids

especially not over a movie made for kids

keep blaming blacks

only whites shown trashing theaters

?????

I'm talking gen A

And I thought McDonald's bringing back szechuan sauce brought out the worst in retards.

files.catbox.moe/hk41jj.mp4

It's like watching a whole theater full of this guy.

No dude it's uhhh black behavior, blacks have no ummm theory of mind

That too

the slightest issue arises

the entire moviegoing experience is ruined

basically all conditions MUST be met in order for a Good Time™

Meanwhile, any other social gathering is defined by its highs and lows.
Exactly. The home experience is far superior, especially with good company. A rarity for theaters.

QRD?

Being a nigger isn’t exclusive to black skinned individuals

youtu.be/ha7YRNAuuzM?si=Joq8MbuXD52FgHJc

KEK

Millenial here. I'm trying as hard as I can to understand why they are acting like monkeys over a baby zombie riding a chicken. I still don't get it...
Being stupid on an anonymous imageboard is not the same as being one in public

Sorry site is stuck in 2020 COVID lockdown and everyone under the age of 15 is a zoomer

They're american which is the same thing

No see if you dont like someone and theyre of your own race you call them a black or whatever race you hate the most.

how new are you???

I worked in a $2 cinema in 1999/2000 the peak of cinema. We didn't even sweep popcorn between shows there was a night cleaner to do that.

A millennials age currently is between 29 and 45 years old.

YOOO THIS SHIT IS BUSSIN

A lot of these kids in these videos really are zoomers, just the younger ones.

Holy FUCK AAAAAAAAAA

Zoomers seething about millennials constantly just show how insecure you are.

The article is literally from the BBC retard

>basically all conditions MUST be met in order for a Good Time™

Yes. If you decide to go to the movies, you should be smart enough to be respectful and follow the rules. If you can't then you should be kicked to the curb like the subhuman you are.

Normal bucket of popcorn is $15

That bag is several times the size of that

That bag contains $100 worth of popcorn

Riverview Theater in Philly

I would go to Deptford just to avoid that hell hole.

Other way around bud.

BBC

doesnt sound very white

Keep your story straight

...I never used anything but "they" and "the kids," anon.
I'm 36.
I also wasn't advocating this behavior.
You have brain problems.

IT IS AFRAID
THE SYSTEM FEARS THE ZOOMER

39 yo with wife and kids here. this is a dick move, but hilarious, and i want to join in.

You climate cultists have been saying this shit for 70 years. Your predictions are about as accurate as Miss Cleo's, and they don't justify zoomers spazzing out like this in public. The poor theater employees who have to clean up after these twats' outbursts have no control over the weather.

I'm trying as hard as I can to understand why they are acting like monkeys over a baby zombie riding a chicken. I still don't get it...

Well, you see, there was a funny meme video of Jack Black saying "chicken jockey" from the trailer that got posted all over Twitter, Instagram and TikTok. It went viral because they thought it was cringe but ended up being ironically funny.
The guy in the movie said the thing from the viral post, and they're all reacting to it ironically as if it were the funniest thing ever.

Explain further

I went to the Broly movie with a full theater and the black people there were a little loud during the "hype" moments. Didn't ruin the movie though.

I've never had an issue during a moviegoing experience over the dozens of times I've been.

corn

I'm trying as hard as I can to understand why they are acting like monkeys over a baby zombie riding a chicken. I still don't get it...

It's literally zoomer TikTok irony. The movie is stupid and it's Minecraft so just take a silly clip that got turned into a meme, like the chicken clip and record yourself acting like a chimp. The more people see it, the more they want to do it, monkey see monkey do and what not.

Ah yes, NPC behavior

no u

Pathetically insecure little shit.

36

right in the middle millennial!

I'm a zoomer and I don't get it either, I guess it depends on how you were raised. Luckily for me my parents didn't allow me to browse garbage like twitter, reddit or tiktok, but sites for intellectuals such as 4channel

Don't you have a zoomer obsession thread to make?

Pretty much. It's just "monkey see, monkey do" shit.

This is probably one of the best social jerks they have come out with in a long time, I am very invested

minecraft movie marketers were smart they saw the hate and made going to watch the movie and throwing popcorn a meme. so many retards bought tickets to watch it ironically
it reminds me elvis' manager selling "i hate elvis" merch

It's the same thing as kids wearing suits to see minions but with the asshole cranked to 11
This is what passes for a social event for them

Literally

you follow the rules and respect everyone else

someone else is rude and ruins it for everyone

You were a good driver, yet you got in a car accident. What happened?

Anon, the oldest Gen Alpha is 13.
The retards in these videos look like 15-22 year olds.

tfw you have 15 minutes between cinema's to clean up an entire theatres worth of thrown popcorn and soda

You're the one who started seething about millennials out of nowhere.

Just imagine, this shit will persist for decades as the new Rocky Horror Picture Show reaction list.

The movies were always supposed to be a social and hype based event

This is what happens when you make your kids terrified of hanging out with their friends at the mall or the park after school, this is also what happens when a fake disease steals nearly 3 years of your social life

Holding a live mortar by the base

This person almost certainly lost their hand

the bussen haircut clues you in on the age group so yes i agree that is the correct age group

We used to break into places and throw things at cars

subhuman faggot teens throw food and drinks everywhere in a theater for le tik tok funnay

Fuck off, retard.

tfw when the post-credits scene trims this time down to about 5 minutes

What? Huh? Sorry, you wanna repeat that?

You've been crying doom forever!

Except no, every projection has been extremely conservative and we've blown past all of them. You're just talking out of your asshole.

are we seriously steamcharts posting about this lol

They're right to do this, fuck theaters and fuck hollywood.

What's worse is the zoomers crowding around the doors and constantly interrupting you

ayoo bro can i cum innnn yet?

kids who were raised by ipads and helicoptered through every social and developmental milestone are incapable of grasping the difference between having a good time with the lads and being the miserable shitbag who gets the cops called.

Rocky Horror

Thanks for making me feel old as fuck.

holy fuck i forgot they like to hide some hidden shit
that makes me mad

Ngl Anon Babble goes on endlessly about how they hate modern slop culture and want to see it subverted but then some people actually do the barest minimum in that direction and you see what a bunch of status quo cowards they really are

Shouting and cheering when "The guy says the thing" is standard practice for movies like this, do that as much as you like.
Throwing food and making the theater a pain in the ass the clean for some underpaid employees isn't good, and possibly counts as obstruction of business if a theater's schedule has to be delayed for cleaning.
They aren't exactly being "No-Fun-Allowed" here, just asking for some bare minimum restraint.

Yea, fuck Hollywood by...uhhh...giving them your money?

I've had it in the back of mind the entire time this has been The Current Thing.
At least spoons are easier to clean up.

Maybe you shouldn't be so obsessed with zoomers, you pathetically insecure little shit.

wojakniggers defending nigger tier behaviour

Can't make this shit up.

people ITT acting like we've hit peak clownworld yet

I cannot even begin to imagine what it will be like when Michael Bay's movie of mp4 related comes out next year.

I think its more about removing the sanctity of this endlessly marketed corporate "social" space and making it seem like a big joke

Watching you apes act like the blacks you idolize is pretty validating. Thank you for making it easier for me to call everyone a nigger to their faces

Anon Babble hates blacks for how they act

whites act like blacks

Anon Babble calls it based

destroy people's Tesla's to own Musk

make wagie's day hell to own the Hollywood jews

Makes sense

everything in this webm

why even live

You wouldn't call anyone a nigger to their face because your entire generation are cowards.

this can't be real

Those kids sure subverted modern slop culture by buying so many tickets for The Minecraft Movie that it made over $157 million dollars on its opening weekend in the USA alone
They sure subverted the fuck out of those guys who get paid peanuts to clean the theaters, too

Zoomers aren't doing that, movie theaters haven't been seen as a "sacred" place in half a fucking century.

This

Most of Anon Babble doesn't leave their house.

And you’re a nigger. See how easy it is?

>whites act like blacks

how many people did they rape, rob and kill?

You don't get it, it's a criticism of capitalism!

CAPITALISM SUBSUMES ALL CRITIQUE

i leave my house for mcdonalds

Anon Babble is on average about 16 years old and has a serious bone to pick with anyone over 25, if this thread is any indication.

That wasn't my face.
We're behind screens, you sad weak faggot.

"Dress for the job you want"

Dress up in formal wear, act refined

Boomers ban suits and ties

So what are they supposed to do?
They already tried to be peaceful.
Diplomacy was never an option. Popcorn is.

Alright I’ll be at your house in five minutes. Nigger.

last month a large portion of Anon Babble called anyone over 23 years old a boomer

You really can't. Those guys are all unthinkably one-dimensional.

LOL, yes, it was very conservative and realistic when the climate cult predicted that America would be rationing water by 1974 and entire countries would be underwater by the year 2000.

It's okay when boomers do it tho

My POT OF GREED allows me to draw TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS from my DECK

Didn’t they also have to do something about all the retards singing along to wicked?

Yeah they should've just not gone but I like the idea of setting a precedent that if there is some on the face absolutely retarded bullshit being presented as a legitimate product then you can just act like a big ooh ooh ah ah monkey instead of sitting there and quietly consuming or just cutting yourself off from the thing all of your peers are discussing entirely.

Good thing that never happened
It must be so easy defeating claims that only exist in your mind

i genuinely never knew about the shitshow that happens during showings. so i went once on a day of thinking the film would be schlocky fun. having my first experience with that audience made me not care for the film at all

I am now convinced this is all a ploy to force movie theaters to close down so they can sell off the real estate to Amazon

Holy fuck those replies

two more weeks

Somebody has to clean up after monkeyboy, though. The somebody in question might even be the same age as the guy making the mess.
It doesn't sit well with me. It's just a nuisance, plain and simple.

This is what the 90’s were like BTW

I remember the cartoon version of tales of the cryptkeeper, but I also watched the actual horror series from 1989 on HBO.

I went to a daytime showing of this movie that only shows at midnight and is surrounded by people in drag and has a good 20 minutes of crazy shit going down in the theater before the screening

Shut up, virgin.

It's all moot if you're still giving them your money like a retard.
They don't give a fuck what you do after they've gotten your money.

The problem is that it is all shit now. The best thing you can do is not acknowledge it existing. Don't say how awful it is, never engage.

They need to get your money the next time though, in all likeliness this will just get subsumed as more viral marketing while we all face forward and continue go about their days. But there's still the possiblity of a precedent here, I think acting erratic in the face of stupid shit that disprespects your entire existence but pretends to be culturally foundational is not a horrible idea.

You think wrong and you're just supporting the thing you're against, like when all those dipshits broke their Keurigs just to buy another one

I think acting erratic in the face of stupid shit that disprespects your entire existence but pretends to be culturally foundational is not a horrible idea.

It is if you're still spending money on it.
This is some genuine NPC-tier thinking.

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Sauce?

Minecraft Movie is Kino

Volume Alpha added to Library of Congress

When does Minecraft stop winning?

Make a mess

Theaters need to hire more wagies to handle the mess

More wagies hired means more wagies making money

Meaning more money trickling down to the wagies

If they don't hire more wagies the mess stays because everyone overworked will quit

If the mess stays it will hit straight in the wallet as the screenings slow down

The zoomers are doing something the Trump regime can't: they are creating jobs.
And they are also creating pressure which can be used as leverage for the working class.

I'm a millennial who lives alone, I'm not going to any theatres. But if you were in school being surrounded by this shit everyday, seeing it's marketing on all your apps and having your friends talk about it then it might be genuinely a good idea to say "okay we will pay 15 dollars but we get to act retarded as fuck because the movie is retarded as fuck"

our children

lol

Yeah dog, our children.

You could just act retarded for free out in public, stop being stupid, zoomers are only doing this shit because they saw some trending social media meme and wanted to try it too.

It never began for those poor lads

It's very true. This is the worst time to be alive in the entirety of human existence. The only worse time is tomorrow.

yes did i fucking stutter?

those people are gonna inherit the world, you are not gonna be able to interact with anyone but them in the future

But the public didn't do anything to them, if you go and fuck around in the streets people will just complain that you are disturbing residents and blocking traffic. If you go to the Minecraft movie and act a fool you are saying that this is the reaction this type of "it's so bad I can't believe they made this" content will receive from us

you are saying that this is the reaction this type of "it's so bad I can't believe they made this" content will receive from us

They don't care about your reaction, they care about your money.
Are you genuinely retarded?

How do these stats work? How can only 4 percent be unemployed?

A better future is always possible unless you just give up on it.
Consider the possibility that these figures get put in front of your face to demoralize you.

Didn't that become a thing later on and was a one off screening per night?

I hope some wagie blows the ziggers away after they get pushed too far.

Why yes, I am a huge liar

Neat

I'm pretty sure the theaters would care if everytime they released a shitty movie kids came out en masse and trashed the theaters. The biggest problem there is that this isnt an actual zoomer movement but instead a social jerk built out of a few clips to reinforce social norms and market the movie.

Anon if you see the Minecraft movie the only thing anyone hears is "make more minecraft movies"

Theaters don't make the movies and these studios don't care anyways.

If you're unemployed for more than 6 months you're removed from the stats
It's less an actual unemployment rate and more a general indication of recent turnover

Yeah as someone employed the whole thing is very tenuous, I don't do shit, no one around me does shit and we all just log on everyday and try not to get shit canned. A house of cards for sure

Dumbass