Why are people dooming about a system that looks great? The prices? Don't you have a job?

Why are people dooming about a system that looks great? The prices? Don't you have a job?

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buy an ad.

Asset rehashes are not worth $900 console plus $90 games.

Nintendo is so fucked.

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The prices?

It's fucking obscene price-wise up here in fucking Leafland. If only we would get fucking annexed so we don't have to fucking pay fucking $650 on that goddamn thing.

Isn’t this the guy who rides dildos and jerks off to futanari while LARPing as some hyper-tradcon? Switch 2 has a pricing issue by the way, mainly in the games and online service department.

Switch2 exposed so many poorfags lol.

Dont you have a phone ?

soituber thread

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Nigger, I can emulate it for free in a year or two because all Nintendo makes now is underpowered hardware.

If only we would get fucking annexed

We have enough liberal types down here already. Maybe if you all grow a pair and kick out the jeets you can use our dollar.

$900 console

It's $450.

It was a joke.

I emulate your moms pussy for free

Reminder that Synthetic Man is Anon Babblecore and you can go back to Rəddit or Twitter if you disagree.

Bitching about Nintendo is the "current thing". Like any "thing" it will go on for a bit until there is a new "thing" to bitch about. Don't feel bad, it's just Nintendo's turn.

My legit question is: why the fuck is everyone flipping their shit now like they just found out nintendo is greedy af?
They've been doing shady greedy shit for years now. They even tried selling out fucking cardboard boxes for $100. What is wrong with people?

That's the problem: Our so-called "leaders" are spineless and retarded and won't do a fucking thing about the fucking Jeets and chinks plaguing our country.

there’s no entertainment to keep retards occupied currently

Calling Switch 2 underpowered when it completely mogs the Steam Deck is a bit funny. For a handheld I'd say it's on the stronger end for its price range.

Reminder that /eceleb/ is Anon Babblecore because he browses here and that means you have to agree with every word he says!

I don't agree with every word any of you dumb niggers say.

b-b-but the tari--ACK

i can see why someone who owns a switch 1 would at least be hesitant to "upgrade" considering there is not much change. i do not own a switch throughever and am not as outraged by the price. ive been waiting for the "upscaled" or next gen switch for a while.

The same shit happened with the Switch 1 after it was announced and we know what happened next. It's a nothingburger, regardless of the bullshit software prices.

Switch is DOA

Just give these kikes more and more of your money for a pos.

Reminder that Synthetic Man is Anon Babblecore and you can go back to Rəddit or Twitter if you disagree.

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Kek, and if games are $80 in the US, they'll be $110 here. And don't forgrt 13%tax+tip on top of that.

Is that why we have 50 twatter screencap threads from literal whos? Because we don't allow ecelebs?

Synthetic Fag

Bro watched tendie slop

Ya

Grifters need a new source of outrage

it gets them clicks

You mean the tariffs that were paused for 90 days? Those tariffs?

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20 minute video for switch 2 being slightly expensive

Did his parents lose their jobs?

post it

markets shit themselves

backs off immediately

Yeah just 3 more months bro!
In the meantime the Switch 2 will be launching for $449 in the US.

The hardware itself, and the price are reasonable. The game prices, the different upgrades, the lack of clarity on downloads/physical, and the first party software have killed my interest. The Switch 2 is close enough to a handheld PS4, which we can see from some 3rd party ports. But Mario Kart, Metroid, and Donkey Kong don't look like PS4 games. I'll get one eventually, but I'll probably wait for a V2 with better battery life and more storage.

It's him before he got fat. Don't let people lie to you.

It costs $150 less than a PS3 did at launch and it's a handheld that's stronger than a PS4 and a Steam Deck. I'd say it's a decently priced POT (piece of tech)

lil bro still coping that futa isnt gay

But Mario Kart, Metroid, and Donkey Kong don't look like PS4 games.

That's completely to do with art style. There are no PS4 games that run 4K 60fps. Cyberpunk on PS4 was also a horrible experience, look how it runs on Switch 2. It's more on par with a PS4 pro or Xbox Series S, but outperforms both in some situations it seems. Note that build of Cyberpunk for Switch 2 was assembled in less than two months, so hardly enough time to optimize it.

The game prices, the different upgrades, the lack of clarity on downloads/physical, and the first party software have killed my interest.

That's basically saying that your own ignorance killed your interest.
Also you're saying "doesn't look like a ps4 game" as if video games don't come in a wide variety of looks, granted AAA PS4 games did look like shit, but still.

trannyjannies not banning any youtube screenshots and actually letting threads have healthy discussions, must be christmas

NINTENDO
*game prices rise to 70*
IS
*microsoft makes you pay for online*
KILLING
*bethesda give you the option to buy horse armor*
GAMING
*the game awards, brought to you by gay facebook trannies!*

keep sucking it

But Mario Kart, Metroid, and Donkey Kong don't look like PS4 games.

What does a ps4 game look like exactly? What's the standard that's in your head?
Because I mean games like that Black Tiger one, knack, tlou and this mess that Sony even advertised are pretty shitty looking ps4 games
youtu.be/U3vr4El4cmI

It isn't as long as there's no balls.

Switch 2 hours of battery life lmao. Imagine buying a handheld with 2 hours of battery life.

Selling CD keys in a box and calling it a video game is not okay and never will be.

How do Nintendofags defend 10 USD for a tutorial of the system?

That's basically saying that your own ignorance killed your interest.

No, there are still a lot of unanswered questions because Nintendo has given multiple conflicting answers. On the Metroid Switch 2 physical case, it says that it comes with the Switch 1 cartridge and an upgrade code. Yet Nintendo has said that there is a Switch 2 cartridge in the box. And with Switch 1 cartridges with the Switch 2 upgrade, they haven't been clear about whether or not it runs off the Switch 1 cartridge, or if you have to download the full Switch 2 version of the game.

Where did Nintendo say this?

I have no interest in buying it and probably wouldn't play it for long even if it were free.

My legit question is: why the fuck is everyone flipping their shit now like they just found out nintendo is greedy af?

"Everyone" in this case is a bunch of zoomers who have either never worked or have only just been working for a few years.
They are too old to just get their parents to bankroll it but too young to be anything but broke.

Nintendo’s greed and the tariff shit all came together to completely destroy the hype people had right after the direct

They're probably going to up the price for us to offset the tariffs for Americans. Love it.

Thinks the wheelchair basketball game is DEI instead of just Japanese weirdness

markets shit themselves

countries bend the knee to the US and open negotiation for more fair trade tarriffs

aggressive tarriffs are taken off the table leaving blanket 10% except for Chyna

Somehow this proof tarriffs arent working

Go be a retard somewhere else

It's not DEI, but people are already afraid of speaking out against it. Everyone is afraid that if they call out the cripple game as not looking fun they'll be called privileged and insensitive.

Really? me and my friends were making fun of the cripple game

You realize Nintendo Land was like 40-50 bucks and the same shit, yuh?
The Welcome Tour has actual games within it.
Continue to show how ignorant you are mate.
Should be free though.

Its boring. Its not a powerful system, the games look 10 years old, its not doing anything unique, and its games are over priced. Why would I want it?

It only looks unfun because of the control method. And because there's no wackiness to make it more fun.

Why are people dooming about a system that looks great? The prices? Don't you have a job?

People don't care for console gaming anymore and the ones that do only play F2P live service games.

Literally no one is defending it or even interested in playing it lol

On the Metroid Switch 2 physical case, it says that it comes with the Switch 1 cartridge and an upgrade code

Case in point. It doesn't say anything about a code.

they haven't been clear about whether or not it runs off the Switch 1 cartridge

Of course it does, it's effectively dlc.

You're proving the point.

Battery life

Approx. 2 – 6.5 hours

*These are rough estimates. The battery life will depend on the games you play.

nintendo.com/us/gaming-systems/switch-2/tech-specs/
It could actually be less than 2 hours, the battery life is worse than the v1 Switch.

Notice how there's a suspicious lack of Anon Babble threads or really much of any conversation online about it at all? I actually was watching a stream of the Switch 2 Direct and the streamer meekly started to say Drag x Drive didn't look fun, then someone in his chat said, "I like how inclusive it is," and he immediately walked back his criticism while everyone in the chat agreed inclusivity and diversity matter much more than the game actually being good.

Don't bother. He's going to run with it just like he did with Labo despite it flopping.

And because there's no wackiness to make it more fun

The skateboard trick shots aren't wacky?
Also we ca see there are the basketball games being played along side racing tracks just outside the court.
The game had like 12 people loaded in it at one time

2 games of 2v2

the group of 4 outside the courts

There's clearly more to the game.
Making it cripple ball is just odd though.

Go be a retard somewhere else

imposing tariffs based on trade deficit was already pretty retarded

the battery life is worse than the v1 Switch

Well yeah, the system isn't that much bigger but the hardware is more powerful and the screen is bigger with a higher refresh rate and brightness (for HDR). The battery is probably a little bigger than in the Switch 1, but not by enough to offset all the extra drain from all those component upgrades.

At first I thought the video where he's deepthroating a dildo was fake but then he confessed to being a futanigger. Now I feel uncertain.

Anon, all handheld devices use approximates you colossal retard.
Take your FUD posting elsewhere.

switch 1 created basedjaks, what will switch 2 create? I'm scared to ask

Making it cripple ball is just odd though.

I mean, if you wanted to make a sports game that made use of two mice simultaneously then there's not much else other than wheelchair nonsense without making something convoluted.

And from using those handhelds you should realize that very demanding games can and will burn through the battery quicker. The OLED Deck is 3-12 hours for comparison's sake, the 2 hours of battery life is just really bad, worse than the v1 which everyone called out for terrible battery life.

It just didn't stick around for long because Nintendo needed to get rid of the Tegra exploit that allowed you to hack v1 consoles with a paper clip. The Mariko was a massive upgrade, just like the image you posted shows. Waiting for the revision to fix the battery life issue is the best thing you can do if you care about handheld mode.

This dude trooned out

Fuck you, I had to actually go into my watch history to remove your jakker crap

Synthetic Man, Pirat_Nation, and Rock Solid should all kill themselves

I know at least one of them it ITT

a common occurance for steam deck owners

Controversy creates clicks.

got 5k from my tax returns

Im getting a switch 2 and it wont even make a dent on my expenses, god i love being a working adult

Lucky fuck I'm only getting back $35.

god i love being a working adult

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because buying it heckin owns the snoys

The OLED Deck

NTA but the oled deck is using decade old hardware at this point and can't play most modern games. Basically that max number comes from cheap indie games with everything turned off.
It's like how you could play the castlevania collection on a v1 switch and it would last 8 hours when according to this it shouldn't have hit 7 let alone 8. In other words, that 2 to 6 hours is most likely just for switch 2 games, generally, it'll be better than the oled deck.

$80 for a game? Best I can do is $0. Forever.

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got 5k from my tax returns

That means you paid way too fucking much money in taxes on each paycheck and gave the government an interest-free loan of $5,000. They're just giving money back that you should have had all along.

I'm only getting back $35.

This is a good thing, it means you DIDN'T give the government an interest-free loan of hundreds or thousands of dollars. They only needed to return $35 to you, which means you kept your money to yourself as you should. Tax refunds aren't free money and getting one over $100 or so means you managed your taxes poorly and overpaid a lot.

But, I’m a snoy kek

His new room is a cluttered mess. Disgusting to look at.

They even tried selling out fucking cardboard boxes for $100.

yeah but that was garbage no one bought

This. The average American is a fucking retard who thinks the IRS is giving them free currency.

Necrodancer is almost 8 on an OG switch too. Romancing Saga 2 is something like 8:30.