Hi. You've reached, like, Berri's place. I'm not available to answer the phone, obviously! However, if you leave your, like, name and number, and sound cute, I may ring you back. Ciao!
Hi. You've reached, like, Berri's place. I'm not available to answer the phone, obviously! However...
remastered censored slop
I love the soundtrack to this game. Robin Beanland did a fantastic job.
play as a cucked squirrel
fuck this game, atleast multiplayer was good
Why does she look like Lola Bunny?
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HAH wow those brits sure are witty!
it was a different time...
i always thought it was funny the game was LESS censored on the "kiddie" console compared to the "mature" Xhueg.
Okay, funnyman. What number would you put then? 420? Wow that's fucking hilarious. NOT.
Because that's the audience they were going for.
Probably more polygons that make up her ass than her face.
Because Lola IS the gold standard.
These characters in conker are so hard to understand, it's all this weird mumbling
nta but 37
COOM IN FLUFFY BUNNY ASS
Nigga that's nuts!
20 year old remake
funniest post on this board
its also funny that the xbox version came out only 4 years after the original but the graphics are like 3x better
this albeit sincerely
was she in the game on the xbone?
desaturated colors
crown looks different
he no longer drinks a glass of milk but instead a generic royal chalice
that hideous hair texturing
That shitty Conker remake was the first sign of things to come in the industry, and it isn't said enough.
The remaster is CENSORED!!!
So is the original, zoomgroid nigger retard.
By remake standards, it's not bad at all.. Is what I would say if they didn't censor shit.
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Hearing this audio quality coming the N64 was incredible.
i hated how they changed the song in reloaded
The remaster was more censored than the N64 version, anon.
N64 had some things that really were better than they had any right to be.
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sure did.
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Krystal>Berri>Rouge>Carmelita>Renamon>Shazza
fuck you
Rouge ahead of Carmelita
Renamon not at the bottom
Absolute dogshit ranking.
graphics are like 3x better
Had the opposite thought desu
penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
weird seeing normal renamon when art always makes her fat
at the time everyone just copied warner bros when it came to furry designs. Berri is Lola, Tawna from crash is Minerva, etc. gen Xers were tweakin.
seems really retarded so spend so much effort to release a remake that soon instead of just making a new game in the series
judging by rare's xbox run, id guess most of the talent was gone and they had no idea what to even do with a sequel. just look how pdz turned out.
Why are there so many bimbos in Rare games? Not that I'm complaining, of course
I hate how she dies and they forget to revive her.
the DK64 mermaid gives a throbber no gacha slut gives me
Reloaded's is great too
Berri is the first girl I jerked off to....
I blame her for my ceaseless desire to impregnate furry women
There should be more anthro bunnies in gaming
you saw tiny tunes didnt you
how did they get away with this
Good lord imagine the smell
smells like taco bell
for me, it's goats.
I also like that "goat" and others
Could Conker be done today? Feels like it's insanely over the top, I replayed it recently.
I'm talking about the same conditions too
Nintendo exclusive
R18
Conker murders their logo at the start
I think yes, Emio and Bayonetta showed that Nintendo can try to push an M-rated game.
Thing is, I don't think a single developer could make a raunchy platformer that parodies movies and game tropes and be as witty as Conker was, even the guys behind the game said they would make the game much more different nowadays.
What a load of bullshit. They had me pretty hyped up when the game was originally called Live and Uncut. Oddly there's a cheat to uncensor only the swearing in multiplayer.
They didn't change it, they added a new track.
They did update the entire game's soundtrack though
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Did they really censored her?
no, if anything they made her sexier (bigger tits and ass and more revealing outfits)
Furry Icons: Rouge, Krystal, Ranamon
Somewhat popular: Berri, Carmelita
Literally who: who ever that is on the far right.
Literally who: who ever that is on the far right.
She's from Ty the Tasmanian Tiger. A second-graded platformer.
MS had a bigger stick up their ass than Nintendo did, cutting pic related and a windows joke from the final game.
My Dad bought me this game when I was ten.
This game is shit.
They only thing they censored was a few words like twat. They didn't censor any of the visuals
Kill yourself
No :)
there were noticeably more censored words in remake, including Fellatio
you could unlock full decensor, strictly in the multiplayer WAR mode. Not in main story.
More words in the great mighty poo's song were censored
as an unrelated aside since I don't feel like posting more than once, Conker lost facial animations such as when swimming; he had a generic expression for most of the game, whereas N64 was far more expressive on average. Kinda like if he had botox or something and literally couldn't move his face.
way more swears are censored compared to N64, and it's hilarious things were too hot for mature Xbox but flew fine on the kiddie Nintendo box.
I like the art direction of the original far more, but it is an stunning looking game for the time, it looks like an early xbox 360 game most of the time
The funny thing about L&R's censorship was that they only did it because they found the bleeps funnier than the actual swearing.
Funny how Mario isn't pictured. Even then everyone knew who the king was.
Would you believe me if I said that I just now realized that she's got textured nipples?