One ticket for A Minecraft Movie please

One ticket for A Minecraft Movie please.

You BETTER not make a HUGE mess with those popcorn in the cinema sir...

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re going to jail for harassment.

kek

Excuse me, sir, but we have a no-singles policy in effect.

enjoy your movie sir, we will have a janny on stand by!

Alright, get in line for penis inspection, you’ve been randomly designated to be the active shooter for this showing.

Kek. In all honesty the theaters should be GLAD and taking advantage of the popcorn sales. Since that is the way theaters make profit, not the tickets.

How much do they have to pay for cleaning all the mess?

sorry but I don't work here
ROBERT GET OVER HERE YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU HAVE A CUSTOMER

Already did, thanks.

Never. Again.

I'll throw popcorn at your house

You faggots are actual children.

making the workers do their jobs

based

buying popcorn first

...without me.

lmao, the same min wage with no ot lmaooooo

The only thing holding me back from seeing it is unrestrained Jack Black. Dude is annoying as shit.

*disorderly conduct and criminal mischief

Baaaaaaaaaaaaased

zoomers arent even watching this movie

I needed to hear this.

Bwaaaaaaaaaa!

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Why does every retarded "anime" picture end up being a vtumor.

No outside food or beverages sir. I know you got those from the kinoplex. I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.

clean it up

racism

Not funny.

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Boo this motherfucker

Why don't they just not sell popcorn to people going to see Minecraft?
Oh wait I know, CAUSE THEY THEY COULDN'T SELL YOU POPCORN AT KIKED PRICES
fuck the cinema. Go hard lil zoomies

this is the tide pods of 2025

That killed zoomers, which was a good thing

id ban these kids for life if i were the manager
too bad

I'd ban-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKK

CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

You buy food after you've already bought the ticket. You're never going to convince me anybody does it differently, so don't even bother trying

I love how the Minecraft movie has given some people joy and happiness with the boys. You love to see it.

Popcorn is okay I guess, honestly, I don't know what kind of snack I'd want at the movie theater. Hotdogs, nachos, and popcorn all seem sub-par. I wouldn't mind a cheeseburger and fries. I usually would eat before going to the movies, so I wasn't hungry. The food at theaters tends to be nasty and overpriced anyway.

You might as well eat for cheap or at home and have it be something you like instead of overpriced crap at the theater. I haven't been to the movies in 13 years; last movie I saw was The Avengers in 2012

wait a minute... the chicken jockey doesnt use the chicken to fight? it just inmediatly jumps out of it? what kind of retard wrote this movie?

What's funny is the joke is honestly on the teenagers as large/jumbo popcorn is massively expensive, so those retards paid like $30-$60 to throw popcorn on the floor and get kicked out of the theater.

popcorn is 60 bucks
chicken jockey is eternal

There's literally nothing wrong with this, just give the janny double pay for these hours and you're fine

one time i ate a whole popcorn and i threw up as i was leaving

the point is to send the message

One whole popcorn? Tell me more

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Weird last laugh you got there. These are all upper/middle class frat boy teenagers with disposable income

That's nice, Logan. You should probably get ready for bed soon; you have school in the morning.

I farted

Boy, I wonder what Notch thinks of all this.

Whatever (You) think about this I think the opposite and you're a niggerword for liking/disliking it.

Chicken jocky sounds like a racial slur for a black midget

Noooo the poor wagie there's literally no possible way he can be compensated for this!!!

This. Acting like a wild nigger is normal and should be expected whenever you go out in public :

Racism is okay when it's funny.

With how much popcorn costs at a theater, they're probably making money hand over fist.

It's a rational reaction to this film physically existing

Double pay for doing what you're paying him for in the first place?

Oh no! I'm going to have to spend my time working doing work! BOO HOO!!!

Instead of cleaning another theater, I'll be cleaning THIS one!

Im just saying if it's such a fuckin tragedy that some dude has to clean up all the popcorn then give him 5 extra bucks an hour and I guarantee he will be ecstatic about these kids wilin out

No crablegs for your cornless.

No outside food

destroy all zoomers

sell small popcorn for 99.99 + tip

be surprised when people trash your shit

Durrr.

Have you ever been to a "big city" movie theater? The "youths" there are noisy, loud, and will completely trash a theater when they're done.

Americans aren't human

Thank you for reporting those rowdy kids! Here's $3 off at the Snack Bar for one visit only, good until tomorrow.

With lukewarmness, Management.

The future of gaming

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That's like 2 minutes of work

That would require management to want to pay the green card holding, overworked janitor with a family of 10 to feed more than the $1 he pays to avoid paying minimum wage to anyone.

Thanks JOHNNY, I will. I'll bring an apple to the teacher and learn my ABCs. You have a good day at the Cigar Factory. Tell MERYL I said hi.

To be fucking frank and down to earth; I'm sure Movie Theater Janitors have found worse than popcorn on the floor.

Bathroom Tampons
Diapers under theater seats
Some dipshit just spraying shit on the walls
The corpse of a junkie hiding in the bathroom doing his thing

I know the general idea in these threads is "fuck the younger generation, I fucking loathe them", but there's a point where you have to step back to planet earth and realize how acting huffy about people having fun is just stupid.

And only because it's "A Minecraft Movie". If this shit happened anywhere else, no one would be shit posting about it here. But it's killed the Ass Creed threads so that's the only good thing.

and then you clean up because it's your job. I didn't like working at Walgreens, dealing with huffy customers, dealing with people's screaming brats, dealing with my shitty manager or the one off shitty co-worker whose antics we all had to deal with.

But I did it because it payed money, and so I put up with it, as much as I wanted to storm out. That's just how it works anon.

I'm sorry, anon. But due to repeated abuse and quitting threats from all of our jannies, Kino Cinema has made the tough decision to ban popcorn from all Minecraft screenings.

Do you have any movies in theaters for me and my son who don't like Minecraft and I want something that is available and at an affordable price?

This is like $80 worth of popcorn and it will cost a wagie $5 in payroll to clean it up. Why would theaters complain about that?

I can see a Expansion where they somehow put Jack Black in. I bet it would be kino

>sell small popcorn for 99.99 + tip

>be surprised when people trash your shit

That is kinda surprising to spend $100 on popcorn just so you can dump it on the floor. I would just not buy it, personally.

Sneaks in pre-popped popcorn from Dollar Store along with sacks of candy.

Fuck you Robby.

Robert, it's either popcorn or crab legs. The choice is yours.

I'm not interested in the a Minecraft Movie.

Any currently showing movies that would be ideal for someone who hates PC gaming and has never played Minecraft?

I think that this is maybe not what people should do with popcorn

They can also do something worse with it.

go to zoo

see animals

cry

I'm sorry your experience of watching The Minecraft Movie was ruined

Oh, it's okay Robert. I understand.
Incidentally, all my friends are going to be coming late, do you mind if I ordered 10 Large Sodas in advance for them? I'll carry them to their seats, don't worry.

People cry any time retards are left to fend for themselves

Insist upon retard proofing everything, having safety nets for everyone and just generally coddling the shit out of people that should die off naturally from being too stupid to support themselves

This is the result of your own actions. Maybe natural selection exists for a reason.

Why not rent birds or something to clean it up? I'm sure a few drops of bird shit are way easier to clean than 50 buckets of popcorn.

Birds shit everywhere

why not process the butter into bird shit? retards

i agree, and also death to people with allergies, you were clearly not meant to fucking live

Ashley...

death to the mental ill

This meme was so funny, sucks that its already over.