Nintendo is speedrunning bankruptcy

Nintendo is speedrunning bankruptcy

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speedrunning bankruptcy

when Pokemon's 30th anniversary is next year

lol
lmao even

yeah im sure they're really worried

Why would you want to use it for other things?

The only way they can speed to bankruptcy is if fans actually do not buy much from their E-Shop and actually tell them to fuck off with the censorship in the Overseas branches.

The gamecube controller is the best electronic manipulation device ever invented. I would use it to drive my car if I could

Use your brain, anon.

Fuck no it's not. The only cool thing about it is the pressure sensitive triggers. The Z button and D pad are a fucking joke.

because its a fucking controller are you fucking retarded? I can plug my fucking xbox controller into my PC and use it without issue but nintendo's shit can't even work on multiple games on its own fucking system? is everyone on this board in an ongoing challenge to make the most retarded fucking defense force post for this company that I've just not been informed of?

Based Nintendo gassing Smashfags

I'll just leave this here.

B-BUH MOMMY I WANTED TO PWAY WITH DA GAMECUBE CONTWOWAH

Fuck off.

what game uses the dpad in a meaningful gameplay way that isnt just quick access to a menu or items

company flopped like a dead fish the year they released a bad overpriced sequel console

compelling graphic

buy a controller

need a $50 yearly subscription to use it for select games

this is okay because...

Well I would have liked to have used the Dpad for CVS2 if it wasn't such shit

2d platformers?????? who in their right mind would use sticks for a 2d platformer if dpad was an option

Why would you defend something this lazy? What do you get out of it?

I hate tendie paypigs, I truly do

That's fine, you can buy one of five gorillion chink GC controllers that actually have every input you'd need

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hey nintendo I’m not really a fan of the joycons and don’t feel like buy a pro controller can I just use thi-

NOOO IT FOR GAMECUBE SERVICE ONRY REEE

Why are they like this? Just let me enjoy your games with your official controller that I paid $90 for. Fucking autists.

What purpose does this serve not making it compatible with other games?

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Another nothingburger, what a surprise.

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Damn. Wii U was that bad?

They've had this disclaimer for the other NSO controllers you retards and they work in non-NSO games. There's no reason to think this is going to be any different.

I assume sexual gratification from anons playing into his humiliation kink by calling him a fucking retard

Oh my fucking god, this place is a drama farm for retards.

Time to hook up my special Nintendo Switch Gamecube controller to play my favorite Gamecube games that I'll gladly pay $10-$20 for haha

Nintendo fanboys are mentally ill.

Yes. That chart would have been even worse if the 3DS wasn't keeping them afloat.

Clam up, pup. The big dogs are talking.

Because it works great for smash and a few other switch games? And also I paid for it you tendie retard.

Shit looks like a Happy Meal toy

You look like a Happy Meal toy.

Didn't they already make a GameCube controller for switch 1? Can you not use that for S2 GC games?

2 years our of more then 40, and were in the green in between them

great reading skill, retard

Prepare for the biggest drop since 2016-2024.

DELETE THIS THEY'RE GOING BANKRUPT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT DELETE IT NOW RIGHT NOOOOOOOOW

I like Happy Meal Toys.

It sounds more like it's just the usual disclaimer that it's not really designed with games from other consoles in mind. Like the Switch Pro controller has more buttons than the Gamecube controller, so naturally the Gamecube controller's gonna be somewhat handicapped when trying to play Switch games.

If you're talking about the Smash Ultimate GC controller, that was an actual GC controller with the old connector. It needed the adapter for the Switch, but it could also be plugged into a real GC or Wii to play GC games.

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In my ideal world they'd reissue the adapter and the original controller in multiple colors for $20 or $30 each

Bro just buy a third party game cube controller. These switch online controllers are always ass.

Emulation is Superior than NSO

wtf is nintendos problem why cant I use the controller for other games and pc

Literally anything that fucks over gamecube babbies is a positive.

goddamn the snoys have been increasingly stupider and desperate these past few days

ddoes the Switch 2 GCN controller have the special triggers that detect the amount of force?

I have many Wii games that were GC controller compatible. Are these games available on the stupid Switch online stuff? I have no idea! Why would I bother when I already own or pirate every old game I've ever wanted

milking the nostalgia from their old products will make them bankrupt

no

Don't get cocky Nintendo, aside from games you have no other revenue source

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Don't get cocky Nintendo, aside from games you have no other revenue source

retard posting at this hour?

Fuck it I'm not going to believe anything I hear until a month after the thing launches.

What else do they have again? Nintendo Alarm?

Super comical considering 8bitdo sells a super easy to do mod kit for original GC controllers and PowerA (i think) sold those sweet gamecube controllers for the switch around the time of smash.

PowerA

Those were shite. No rumble and the grips were smaller than the original's.

legit what could kill pkm? buggy games like scat and vomit shows it doesn't matter

I still have the WII U GC controller and adapter and use it with Dolphin all the time

Where does Nintendo say that?

No they aren't. Tendies are retarded children and autistic retards so they'll buy 10 of these stupid fucking things.

Do they have analog triggers?

What is the ideal Retro console for the gamer who hates the Gamecube, hates the Game Boy Advance, hates Mario Bros., hates Pokemon, and wants a console that will never be available on Nintendo Switch online?

That's fucking phenomenal.

C button requires paid service

Entire controller requires paid service

And when that service ends, too bad.

OG Xbox

reasons why the original Xbox would be an ideal retro console for me?

Any games you recommend?

Antis are getting really desperate.

this isn't gonna be a problem if you plug it into a PC

Doesn't it have an extra should button that the original GC controller didn't have? Obviously it's going to work with newer games if they bothered adding it.

Yeah. That one is compatible with GC/PC/Switch.

only if you make use of the left bumper which is tiny and stick clicks which it doesn't have. this shouldn't be a problem if you are using a gamecube controller to play gamecube games.

N-Gage, you've already been told this, fuck off and enjoy it

you should be able to use any controller to play any game

So does the GC controller.

Hackable + emulation of older shit

Any games you recommend?

Crazy Taxi 3
All the Burnouts
XGRA
Outrun 2006
Quantum Redshift

how would you remap this controller to play a game like league of legends?

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that's a problem for you to deal with, doesn't justify nintendo adding yet more arbitrary restrictions to their system

i accept your concession.

Wait until you found out how bad was PS3

the new GC controller has extra Switch buttons, what was the point of adding ZL if it doesn't work with any games that have that use that button

you accept nintendo's dick down your throat
anyway i'm gonna go play PS1 games with my gamecube controller, fuck you

Pokémon merch

Is it a real gamecube controller that I can plug into a gamecube?

If that was true it wouldn't have the second Z button

But tendies keep saying to me that Pokemon is not Nintendo when people make fun of how bad the games are...
What's it?

Why would you want to use it with anything else?

Now say that without Doug Bowser's dick in your mouth.

i'm gonna go play PS1 games with my gamecube controller

Why would you do that? Get a real controller

It's the go to controller for fuckin Smash, are you retarded? Of course you are, you're a Nintendo fanboy.

It doesn't need to control video games.

It's okay because it's Nintendo! They have the N card privilege, but for being as Jewish as they want.

It'll work just fine retard.

Fortnite isn't Sony either and it's the only thing keeping Playstation alive.

Both. Nintendo profits from pokemon because they own 1/3rd of it. Nintendo has no creative control over the IP because they only own 1/3rd. Hope this helps, PC vegan.

Damn. Don't forget this also includes Pokémon Go and the Mario movie too

smahfag who bought a gamecube controller in 2025 calls other people a Nintendo fanboy

You'll survive

playing GoyCube NSO

lol

Why would you do that?

because i can? it's my device, i own it, i can do whatever i want with it
of course there's no issue using it for its "intended purpose" either (i bet the old wii u adapter isn't even gonna work on the switch 2)

This is more forced then the "c" button drama

doesn't justify nintendo adding yet more arbitrary restrictions to their system

Nintendo has already done disclaimers about their previous retro controllers as seen in , it's just basically a warning that the Gamecube controller is not supposed to be used by default (since it lacks a few button prompts) even if some Switch titles could eventually support it

HRT isn't a valve invention but it's the only thing keeping of gaming alive

does anybody else have snoy fatigue?

keeping of gaming

Based

I'm really offended. Seriously what the actual fuck? Why the fuck is she only using a 120mm aio?

Owns 1/3

No creative control

LMAO, is Nintendo retarded?

Brownoid

But of course.

Imma buy several switch 2s throughout it's life. I'm going to buy both Zelda games, metroid 4, donkey kong bananza, kirby star allies, pokemon za. I plan on getting whatever Nintendo releases like next splatoon and animal crossing. I think it'll be fine.

This is the only 3rd party controller that I would recommend. Lasts for weeks on a single charge, has a wired and wireless option + an adaptor that connects to the classic GC ports. The sticks are hallmark and the back triggers have depth settings. It's quite nice if a little pricey. The Nintendo licensed GC controllers that were released for the Switch suffered stick drift within months and the thumb pads wore off shortly after even with relatively low use.

tfw I can just use the gamecube controller I bought to play smash with for all the gamecube games as well as anything else

Why make an objectively inferior product to your own previous product?

It's not. It'll work fine.

Considering they still make more than enough off the retarded Pokemon consumer base even just owning 1/3rd of the IP, no? The one time they had to step in was back in gen 2 and everything after has just been easy money. I'm sure Nintendo would be happy to step in, but they are not crying at all from the fat checks.

All these snoys and PC Vegans melting down

KEK. More 8 years of entertainment to me.

It's ok if you don't know how any of this works, PC vegan.

Don't they want to make MORE money? No Pokemon game ever managed to surpass Red and Blue in sales in a much more smaller industry and user base for a reason...

Nintendo really hates their fanbase at this point.

heh just do a once per century pokemania fad again

Have a (You), Anon Babblelet

He doesn't deny Nintendo is being retarded leaving no control over an IP they own 1/3 of.

KEK. It's too late for me to be laughing this loud.

No they just hate snoys.

They should've reissued this controller, to pair with the Joycon2's mouse mode.

They can't revive the Pokemania because.... because they just can't, ok?

People actually need to play Pokemon games for that to happen, and there hasn't been a good Pokemon game released since ORAS.

Mario Kart 8 sells 60 millions copies

"But it's too much to ask for Pokemon to sell over 30 millions!"

Weird cope but ok.

My dude. I don't know what to tell you other than the main games barely make up most of the revenue for the Pokemon IP and yet it still makes loads of money on merchandising alone. The new games not surpassing Red and Blue sales mean very little when everything Pokemon not games related after has made more money than the original gen 1 games could have ever hoped to make.

That's my point. Nintendo should have more creative control over the franchise.

Sure.

If that's true, why does Game Freak pander so much to the Genwunners? After all, they would not matter at the end.

Sure.
Sure.

Glad you agree.

just own it in spite not owning it nor creatures selling it

If that was the case, WHY WOULD YOU PUT A ZL on the fucking thing like you were going to make it compatible with other games? Obviously it doesn't have stick click, it can't be fully compatible with everything in every way, but if you were going to half ass it, then don't even bother updating the controller at all.

Not at all.

I find funny you being actively against Nintendo making the Pokemon franchise better just to win console war arguments.

You just did.

why couldn't we live in 2010-2013 forever

because because the face buttons are in proper locations that make sense.
A = Confirm/Jump (in the center)
B = Cancel/action (off to the side)
Y at the top

Nintendo doesn't own pokemon.

Nintendo doesn't REALLY own it.

Sweet! I can't wait for the next multiplat Pokemon game.

Check out TCG Pocket.

Smash bros should remove them then. I'm tired of all those Non-Nintendo characters bloating the roster.

Have a (You).

antiCHUDS... i thought you said it was a download code and a switch 1 cart...

Smash Bros, Metroid Prime Remastered, Mario Sunshine in 3D all stars, Pikmin 1&2, TTYD remake

Idiot, there are official Horii wireless controllers for switch 1 with an "L1" Button added plus the usual minus, plus and home buttons from Pro controllers and you can use them in any damn game.

BTW, is the Switch 2 gonna support joycons and pro controllers from switch 1? (Wirelessly for joy-cons of course I mean, I know they can't be attached).

No madlad winning a Melee major using this baby yet...

Sad

BTW, is the Switch 2 gonna support joycons and pro controllers from switch 1?

yes

The fucking text added on switch 2 carts just made it all more confusing, not to mention it looks like ass, I think I'll just get switch 1 version instead.

it would be cheaper to just get ns1 version, then upgrade for games you don't already own

This but unironically.

It's amazing the mass amount of disinformation Sony and snoys have been putting out. Switch really did break them.

Any chance that the Gamecube controller adapter released for Wii U will work with Switch 2? I'd assume it works with the Switch already because it's been re-released for it and they look identical. I have a bunch of GC controllers in mint condition that I'd like to get more usage of.

You know what, you're right, getting some cheap used switch 1 games off of marketplace or something, wonder if this will just skyrocket the price for some of them for this exact reason.

Doesn't matter. This shit will sell out faster than the actual Switch. Meleefags can't resist new CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK controllers.

Please I'm over 30 I literally cannot learn a new controller layout for smash bros

Shitcube fucking sucks and those NSW controllers always have a fuck ton of input lag
The form factor itself is not different from a modern controller too.
I think post SNES the only truely unique controller that can't fully be replicated by a ds4 or something is the nshitty4
There's a chinkoid one that mister fpgafags swear by thats like $20

neat

I will depart from this world without ever understanding what people see in the GC controller. Feels like I'm taking crazy pills. I'm a huge Nintendo fan but I detest it so much. The D-pad is shit, the analogs are shit, the face buttons are retarded, even the trigger is mushy. Maybe I'm just not poisoned by nostalgia, I don't fucking know, but I genuinely do not understand what people see in this piece of shit.

This. It's all I use to play games on my hacked Wii.
Stay strong, brother.

Did you guys know that SNES Classic controllers work on the Wii? Yeah, just plug them into the bottom of the Wiimote or nunchuck and they work immediately.

The face buttons are in the wrong order and you should feel ashamed of yourself.

Yeah, but you didn't post this earlier, so the brainlets who infest this board didn't read it.

Yes, they already had those controllers, but they were Japan-exclusive

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The competition wasn't great.

manga.
a metric arse ton of toys, plushies, figurines, clothing, etc.
movies/cartoons/anime.
theme park.
and so on.
How fucking dumb are (you)?

I think that the point was that the joycon2 is too different from the gamecube controller. They will probably make it work for Smash Bros.

There was an NA run for snes classic controllers for switch as well

Never knew that, but the Classic option is there for Americans and it seems many don't know. I mentioned it on Anon Babble once and they were surprised.

japanese developers unironically think like this guy

It was a horrid controller for anything that primarily used dpad which makes it shit as a general emulation conroller. It was alright for 3D gc games at the time. Dualshock was better, lasted more gens.

uh, yeah? No shit.
It doesnt have an L1 button so it instantly cannot be used to play the vast majority of games that require an L1 button.
Doesnt matter to me as im using it for my PC to emulate Mario in 28x resolution.

I mean, the DS2 wasn't great, but at least wasn't this fucking travesty. Just the fact that the analogs are locked into position by the groved rims is such an impossibly dumb design.

Wait what's ZL Button ?

Are you retarded?
Nintendo are not the DEVELOPERS
but they are the PUBLISHERS
Nintendo makes money from pokemon sales without ever having to actually develop the games - a shame since if they did, im sure they could actually put that 'nintendo polish' to work and make a half way decent pokemon game for once.

Delete this post. I want to be mad.

Let us be fair here, the DS2 wasn't all that it was meant to be. And had very confusing features that fucked up game conservation like analog buttons.

you are so retarded I am actually stunned it got this bad on Anon Babble
jesus fuck the new generation is doomed

pokemon makes damn near all of its money from merch sales, the games are just a vessel to get kids into it and make them want to buy that merch, and its worked for over 20 years.

Im sure that these limited gadget toys they usually sell by the thousands instead of millions will have a big impact on their revenus.

Let's assume your idea is even true.
(It isn't)
sword and shield did what? 25? 30? mil? plus idfk...let's say 8mil for the dlc.
And scarlet/violet did roughly the same from memory.
How many extra sales do you REALLY think would be gained if dexit never happened?
If the graphcs were even 20% better and you cut out the top 5 worse bugs/glitches.
I'mma tell you it won't be 15+mil.
You might get an extra 5-8mil.
Gamefreak as a company needs an entire restructuring and remaking to get in talent, train up their employees, and focus on making a half effort on quality.
It won't happen.
Gamefreak lacks the talent and know how to do this.
The Pokemon Company gives no shits at all.
And whatever issues Nintendo has they can barely forces changes due to being a minority owner/controller of GF.
If you didn't quit Pokemon at gen5 or 6 you are beyond saving.

Left shoulder button on Switch
On GC it just functions as a second Z button

Actually Nintendo does own Creatures Inc....or whatever it is, but that's basically just Pokemon as designs themselves, not the games.
The major kneecapper is TPC.

just a reminder, the switch gamecube controller also wasnt compatible with basically any game at first, not even metroid and such. they added that in later. The only game it worked with out of the box was smash.

why is there so many retards in this world?

Nintendo will do the obvious

jut not other devs

again

lmao

also here's a game key card for a fuckin 10gig 3ds game

zozzle

Square NEEDS to actually fucking die btw.
Shitcom too.

why is there so many retards in this world?

^ironic
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Anon Babble sucks