I am getting a Switch 2

okay

alright

I'm getting one for my wife's boyfriend, I hope he lets me have a turn

What happened to Jesse after TB died?

ME TOO WAHOOOOOOOO

nothing. he never evolved as a person and still acts like a s_0ylennial from 2011. probably because he never got dodgers pussy which he was obviously questing for.

WALKING DOWN THE STREET

Did he kill himself yet?

That's the last step, there's still the troon/pedo/rapist step for him to go through first.

I just remember the video of jesse's fridge and it was literally just s-oylent, mineral water and liquor.

He mostly does podcasts on his youtube channel now and plays vidya on twitch.

What in the name of all that is bacon is this hubbub about? Of flipping course the Switch 2 costs more dollarydoos! Now excuse me while I concern myself with this squishable goomba begging for a mario super stomp!

Can someone post his basedjack?

She/They

So goddamn tired of these retards.

If you're a leftist, you have to put /they at the end of your pronoun list as a shibboleth to let other leftists know that you're one of the elect too.

honestly nintendo nintendo do what nintendo do

truer words have never been spoken

I remember this guy from back in the day but its crazy to think that all of that is completley irrelevant and that this is the one standing thing of his career

My wife's boyfriend is going to buy me one

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MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME

He doesn't know

What did he actually think about Yawntrial?

Viewership numbers literally halved

I guess he's still doing better than his buddy, Jim.

Is that Dodger? Jesus. Time really is a cruel mistress.

Jim who

Who?

Cute

I don't think I even see onions anymore. What do hipsters drink nowadays? Kombucha? That shit's genuinely fucking awful. Tastes like nail polish cleaner.

Nothing. Nobody knew who the fuck Jessie was without TB's podcasts. After TB died, he went back into total irrelevancy. Same with that chick that was also on the podcast.

I tried kombucha a few days ago. It was terrible and I poured out most of it.

Oh you mean Stephanie

Man his thumbnail doesn't look happy and he's got the most obvious problem with it right there front and off-center. Maybe I'll subject myself to it. I mean I watched the video with the vtuber demon girl to its conclusion

Really? She looks fine. Jesse is the one that's aged like 15 years in the span of 3.

Fair I guess you're right anon he probably is doing better than Jim

Same thing with Meg Turney. She waited until her body looks like a stretched tub of moldy yogurt to finally start doing nude shots.

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Dodger was the largest female streamer on twitch until pokimane took over retard

Jesse is the one that's aged like 15 years in the span of 3.

Jesse looks exactly the same, as far as I can tell. He has always looked like a bloated alchy, and I doubt that will change anytime soon.

are onions products even that good? onions sauce is alright but tofu always looked gross.

Was she digging for clams?

Eda/muki mame is good. I use it in fried rice because why the fuck would I use frozen peas what is wrong with you.

The stuff that he is talking about in the OP? No, it's horrible. It doesn't taste very good and it has the texture of spoiled curdled milk.

Onions sauce goes on things other than tofu.

i have no idea what TB is and know jesse cox from warcraft

Tuberculosis

It's a disease you get from eating too many potatoes

Total biscuit, him and dodger did a podcast together until 2018 where he died of like anal cancer or something.

was Pride's name Jim? I thought he was the smoking gamer or whatever

He still does Cox n Crendor and that's all I need from him

I only ever liked these two idiots for Cox n Crendor and Crendor's Blood Bowl 2 leagues

Is this guy the definitive proto-soi boy? He is the first to exist

Frozen peas are the most based cooking ingredient ever invented.

That guy is happy and you aren't

He didn't like Dawntrail but had to pretend he did

Those 2 playing Saint's Row 3 together remains one of the funniest pieces of media ever released.

Jesse flip flops between based and cringe so often that i get whiplash every time i look at him.

She’s a mother with a family not presenting as an uwu egirl anymore so it’s a respectable wall

This is now a thread about Dodgers feet

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Why is she ok but not her?

Bros it's been too long since i got to suck some cute toes. Absolute dry spell at the moment.

"Bro"

so it’s a respectable

To irl npcs with vintage, outdated programming.

being slave to your instincts and being financially irresponsible is respectable

To retards maybe.

I never had the stuff in OP, but pic is nice

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BASEDBOY

I'll probably get it, not sure if on launch though, Mario Kart isn't a big enough hook for me and DK comes out a month later

This is the most faggot redditor cope of all time

people with happy families? Financially irresponsible slaves to their instincts and outdated values *tips fedora*

Financially irresponsible

Well yes, children are expensive as fuck.

muh le bad wrongthinkers

Nice npc response, npc.

LET'S HECKIN' GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did they keep doing this face? They're like online 24/7, I'm sure they're aware about the soiface meme.
Ironic humor or what?

That's really cool of you, I wish my girlfriend had a husband lie you

Ready-to-drink food

>>breakfast

Didn't someone try to drink only Onions for a whole month and almost died of malnutrition?

When do preorders open up I promise my 5 year old I would get him one

I mean, I still watch the Scary Game Squad.

One of worst cash crops you can grow that pisses all over the green and zero carbon mandates. You would cause less damage to the overal environment by swapping it out for weed.

no. not at all. people have made fun of this phenomenon for a long time. we used to call them "nu-males" back in the day. i believe this image is from 2015

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My wife's boyfriend says he's going to buy me one. He's so based.