Only retards would buy the Switch 2

Only retards would buy the Switch 2

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Are chicken jockey’s even in bedrock?

And only giga retards buy the Steam Deck.

TRVKE

'eckers getting real uppity ever since the Switch 2 reveal
Scared that you'll get caught 'ick on 'ecking around the Switch 2 audience? ie children

There's no point of the deck if it's just a more shittier version of what i can do on my PC.

i say this about switch too

OLED deck isn't $399 tho

4 million in 3 years

KEKERINOOOO

The dickwarmer deck is only for social media retards that take pictures of their zip files and child sized pecker

poor thread

The desperation of steam deck shills is always very funny. they genuinely thought this thing would be a switch killer. it hasn't even sold 1/4 of the Wii U's sales

3rd party games mostly have the same sales for all platforms.

I have an extremely nice computer and I'm getting a switch 2.
Why are you so poor?

why do they use steam sales as a pro but don't list switch sales
there are literally always good games on sale on the switch eshop (and also a lot of shovelware to sift through admittedly)

Let's see

doesn't have Prime 4

does have Prime 4

That was easy.

switch 1 has prime 4 tho

When you think of steam sale you think or games ranging from 99 cents to $10
When you think of Nintendo sale it's "oh good the price went from $60 to $50"

This, and Switch 2 will pull 4 millions in 3 hours. Completely death to Valve.

B-but it's also shit too

Difference being i like to collect cartridges and you know... actually have physical possession of my games?

but they both have prime 4? it's even free on the deck lmao

You dont play thise cheap games you just hoard them.

Is there anything good about the steam deck aside from being an emulation machine?

of course the poorfag version is free

One plays Switch 2 games

The other doesn't

There's literally zero use case for the Steam Deck, it's an overpriced paperweight.

If I want to play PC games, I have a PC.

$450
$70-80 games
Nintendo games go on sale all the time, albeit rarely under $30

You can play all sorts of PC exclusives on it

And it will look worse and is thus not viable.
Emulation doesn't exist. It's a psyop.

You can also use it as a cunny machine.

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Game name

Yeah but Switch 2 has the new Mario Kart

switch 2

get new game

it runs

Vs

portable pc

see if it works on linux if you have a deck

head to options

set everything to ultra low

lower res to 720p, use fsr ultra performance to render at 320p

get maybe 30fps on modern titles

some flat out dont work today, let alone in a few years when the switch 2 really gets going

if a game does kind of run it looks like pic related

People joke how the switch only plays ports from old games, but so does the deck. Its great for emulation, which again is funny. People claim the switch is too weak for the games they want to play and those same people only play ps2 games or emulate.

see if it works on linux if you have a deck

Just use wine?

I don't play games outside. Portability is worthless to me. I have PC. Switch offers different games I can't get on PC.

i wish there was a genuine attempt out there to make a decent gaming device that actually fits in pockets and could play pc games.

Switch offers different games I can't get on PC.

all nintendo games are free on PC though?

There's already a deck clone for that

nobody wants to play on a tiny screen anymore

ESLtard seething about being poor

what else is new

hahahaha waow so funny never heard that one before!

I cbf pirating games anymore. I don't have time to play the ones I own let alone more

what does your cope have to do with the truth that it's free and runs better?

One Nintendo Switch 2, please! That's 2 as in "tu-who" not "too" haha...

I bought the Switch. I bought a Steam Deck. I will buy a Switch 2.

Why are 'eck 'icks scared of the Switch 2? I thought the Switch 2 presentation was a flop and everyone hated it?

Because they spent several years huffing copium believing they're actual competition when there's a strong chance the Switch 2 will surpass the Deck's lifetime sales within a month.

The Deck is a great device but it's still too niche to consider it competition for the Switch.

You're misunderstanding, the Deck vs S2 thing is just one of those trolling flamewars where nobody knows who's trolling who. People make these threads because newfags and tourists view (you)s like upvotes or dropping a Like on their post, so the more attention they get, the better.
I legit don't think there's an actual war between the two factions anyway, since the Deck is just kinda... there, and most Deck fans moved off to some Anbernic Ayn Odin Powkiddy Pro+ or whatever, and people willing to buy a launch S2 (or any console at launch) are too stupid to know how to make a thread.

It is true though, you don't even need a high-tier PC to play Switch 1 games, which is why Nintendo's fighting against Switch emulation so hard.
Anyone with a half-decent "gamer" PC is able to play Switch games at full 1080p+ with a stable 60 FPS on most games, and higher specs than that means playing them with graphical enhancements, upscaled render resolution, etc.

There's a few Deck clones that could probably still fit in a large pocket, but I'm not in the market for that stuff, so I wouldn't know all the details like which ones are good or bad.
I do like chinkboy shit though, and even some of the $200-ish shit runs a good chunk of low-mid tier PC games through Winlator or installing the Deck OS or Linux or whatever.

They are the exact same sales (capcom actually does inflate prices on switch for some reason). I can't believe cultish retards have fooled themselves into thinking valve is setting prices.

i do.
i dont carry around backpacks anymore, but naturally i do have my phone on me all the time.
i mostly play n64 games on it, but i would really enjoy a device that fits on your average jean pocket, and had access to my steam library (which is filled with 2010 games, so nothing demanding really)