Games where I can act like the fool but think like the brilliant?
Games where I can act like the fool but think like the brilliant?
tf2
Fallout 3
Mr Bean was self actualized af
Saar
Mathematician: How to write 4 in between a 5?
China: Is this a Joke?
Japan: Impossible!
America: The question's wrong!!
UK: Rubbish !!
India: F(IV)E This is the reason you find Indians everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts... anything to do with optimising your brain!!
British: Can u Swim?
Indian: No
British: Then a Dog is Better den u because It Swims. Indian: Can u Swim?
British: Yes!
Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog… British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!
European : Y do U indians come in all colors, look at us,we R all white..?
Abdul Kalam: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys R all the same..!!!
Einstein & a Indian sitting next to each other on a long flight...
Einstein says:
"Let's play a game...
I will ask you a question,
if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5
and
if I don't know the answer,
I will pay you $500..."
Einstein asks the first question:
What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon...?
Indian doesn't say a word,
Reaches his pocket,
Pulls out a $5...
Now...
It's the indian turn...
He asks Einstein:
What goes up a hill with 3 legs
and
comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Einstein fainted.....
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einstein joke is literally about scamming someone
lol
thanks now i can never unsee it
Disco Elysium you stupid nigger
Indians shit in the street and the entire country is covered in filthy garbage
can't wait to see this thread all year.
Games where I can be best robbar?
Unironically these are funny jokes.
To be fair, they were colonized for 200 years by a literal for-profit company that deindustrialized them and caused massive human and material destruction
India was described as very rich in mughal times
The Einstein joke is great.
european
all white
Is that an ancient joke?
Australia was built into what it is today by convicts with no resources...but yeah
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
The Einstein joke is goated tho
What does that have to do with anything?
The UK financially supported Australia and invested heavily in it for the benefit of its subjects
India was occupied to be used as a giant farm and its population reduced to serfs
I think the funniest part about this copypasta is that the original was a poo posting it unironically.
How come this justify having the entire culture going around the consumption of feces in diverse ways, aversion for bathrooms and glorification of rape?
SIRS.... WE ARE SO POWERFUL! SUPERPOWER 2030!
Definitely not justify, but partially explain
Century after century of continued civilizational collapse are bound to have horrible side effects on society
Pretty funny honestly, but for such smart people their country sure is a shithole
Sven Co-op
press K for free admin
I hate that they removed the keybind, it was really funny.
Okay the last one was pretty good.
deindustrialized
India was an industrial society 300 years ago? Humanbros..... we lost
In a way
be indian craftsman making fabrics or whatever
britain comes and starts buying up local cotton, sending it to its factories in mainland UK and exporting the product back to india
you can't compete
can't just go work in a factory either, the british aren't building any in india
only jobs left are on plantations
India was described as very rich in mughal times
Yeah so was Africa hundreds of years before proper colonization, yet by the time Europeans colonized it they were still living in mudhuts.
There's a huge difference between rich and advanced when Europeans described browns. "Rich" just meant they had a lot of precious materials (e.g. gold in the case of Africa), not that their civilization was advanced. Sure Mugumbe had a palace with the walls covered in gold plates, but that's because it was plentiful in the earth around him and the cities are still mudhuts that barely invented the wheel. Sure, it's 20000 cars worth of gold on those walls, but his civilization hasn't even come close to the steam engine, let alone cars. 1kg of gold in Europe could buy things these people could only write of in their holy texts about gods waging wars.
Yeah so was Africa hundreds of years before proper colonization
"Rich" just meant they had a lot of precious materials (e.g. gold in the case of Africa), not that their civilization was advanced.
Absolutely not by any stretch, India was demonstrably comparable to China in development before colonialism, it had a higher GDP (a measure of production, not wealth) than the entirety of Europe at the time.
Your concept of the third world seems to be based mostly on memes.
it had a higher GDP (a measure of production, not wealth) than the entirety of Europe at the time.
This means nothing, what was being produced? A bunch of clay pots? You cannot compare apple to apples when one is 500 years ahead technologically compared to the other. Europeans were literally fighting each-other on Indian territory, despite their countries having populations tens or hundreds of times smaller.
What's worth more: 1 steam engine or 5 million clay pots? GDP-wise, the clay pots. However, even if all the people and resources India put into those clay pots were put towards making a steam engine (on the level of the European ones), India would not have been able to do so before Europeans brought the knowledge.
Also another thing with all these supposed non-European super advanced nations in history: All of them got colonized by Europeans from the other side of the world. You can write all the diversity and acceptance bullshit papers you want, but reality doesn't care, and reality is that a few thousand Europeans from (tens of) thousands of kilometres away subjugated these countries with tens or hundreds of millions of inhabitants. Such supply lines are hard even today, imagine back then.
b-but that means nothing
It absolutely does, because the same European nations were not able to subjugate other European nations they were bordering. If Britain couldn't subjugate France or Spain which are a few dozen to hundreds of kilometers away but could subjugate India, what does that tell you?
You can call it the richest country in the world if you like, but it wasn't even unified when people use that argument - thats like calling africa the richest continent because it has gold and diamond deposits underground - why aren't they living like kings?
It was only De-colonised after WW2, there are indians from all castes on recorded video saying how good life was under british "rule" because they wouldn't allow women to be thrown on bonfires and the thuggee bandits were essentially wiped out by the british.
Warthunder
well?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends...
After an hour he gives Indian $500...
Einstein going nuts and asks:
Well...
so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Indian reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5...
Okay this is unironically based.
I like your story
But
Indians can't be trusted with factories
the Japanese caught up
why can't dot heads
Why did I like this show again?
The Einstein one was pretty funny not gonna lie
Does OG Dead Rising count because they played the story straight but inserted all sorts of goofiness into the gameplay? Like you can stand there with a lego head on listening to the 'nam vet telling you about how his grand daughter was torn to pieces by the zombies or you're solving this big case while sticking shower heads into zombie foreheads and watching the blood drain out?
Einstein fainted.....
every time
SAAR
one is 500 years ahead technologically compared to the other
The gap is way overstated, European technological ascendancy had only started around 1500 CE, until then China and the middle east were known to be more advanced, I assume India was not too far behind
reality is that a few thousand Europeans from (tens of) thousands of kilometres away subjugated these countries with tens or hundreds of millions of inhabitants
Do you know how? It didn't happen in a day, from an otherwise relatively equal starting position with the rest of the old world the european demand for spice powered innovations in long distance trade and created little trading posts that struggled for 100 years until political struggles gave an opportunity for better-off outsiders to play factions against each other until they come out on top.
It doesn't mean nothing, it does mean there were circumstances that controlled it. Britain, france and spain by the way have ALL had a complete upper hand over each other on several occasions
think like the brilliant
????
Brilliant can't think, it's a fucking stone.
shut up about jeets and post more hustler kino
indians are honestly kind of funny
Its over jeet give it up. Even hobos have good days kek
Until 1945 Japan was a massive empire while india had lost most traces of civilization, it's a different league entirely
Indonesia would be a more appropriate comparison
not alpha enough to be recognized as alpha
doesn't want to be labeled beta
invent the sigma male term
that's just a beta male without friends bro, also called the omega, the lowest rank of the pack.
Ah yes, the time of Juggernauts which were huge temples on wheels that indians were proud to be trampled and killed by
what makes India such a shithole is its people being highly superstitious.