What went wrong?
What went wrong?
Everything, and that's why it's so great
Rushed
Still ended up great
shaving
showering
eventually they even stopped wiping
Fanbase but that's literally it and every games fanbase is some level of cancer
sweaty tryhards instead of having fun
Its fanbase is one of the worst and cancerous ones among every form of entertainment media ever created
Literal single digit IQ interpretation of that quote.
Boring ahh stages
Shine is broken and not fun to play against
Crouch canceling is a menace and a shitty mechanic
Entire """competitive""" scene is based around ONE fucking glitch
Is there a reason 4tranners are so unoriginal?
included mario
Lost its soul after the most famous top players retired, got cancelled or stopped caring and the new blood is not fun to watch.
Also fucked up TOs.
Which one?
Can you play FFAs in Slippi?
I love Melee's physics but I hate the competitive part.
wavedashing. After that shit was discovered the entire game now focused on a it.
No, and I hate the fact that Slippi is five years old, but the autistic faggots behind it can't bother to add FFA matchmaking, coin battle, stamina, non-competitive stage matchmaking. The advanced tech in Melee is fun but for some reason autist think you can't have both casual play and tech autism.
I don't think so. You could just use regular dolphin tho the netplay isn't that bad. Slippi does have doubles tho if you're interested in that.
FGC fags came in and tried to take hold of the franchise so it caters to them.
Gladly Ninty humbled those trannies and Smash keeps being a based party fighter.
yoyo glitch?
Now that the dust has settled, how did Leffen manage to get away with murder while also painting himself the victim?
theres like 45 of them
Anon Babble: le old game good
Anon Babble: I am le heckin hardcore gaymer fuck casuals
Anon Babble: seethes about melee everyday
explain this
trannies
Also fucked up TOs
i knew it was all over when they managed to ban wobbling
you could do all this and more in project + or in regular dolphin online play
b-b-b-but muh rollback
Casual play, it don't matter
people who play with no items are soleless
doesn't matter
i like my gameplay to not feel like it's underwater whether casual or not
Seeing this post is like when the radio randomly plays a song that was everywhere 15 years ago and you had completely forgotten about it
Then wait for Brawlback
2 more weeks
Gen Z thing. Every comment section I see is just them repeating the same thing the top comment said or something but in a trendy meme format. So insecure that they take comfort in being part of nearly anything, such as simply repeating trite dogshit.
maybe don't play on a wireless connection or with people on the other side of the continent. I've been jamming P+ online for over 5 years at this point and have only had shitty connections because people didn't tell me they were from New Mexico or whatever
No I don't play or watch melee
I will seethe about it online if somebody else brings it up
???
Wavedashing and L/Z canceling, don't know the others
Maybe fizzi should stop being a faggot and actually allow more than 15% of the game to be played on rollback
black hole glitch?
Ah yes two things intentionally left in the game by the developers on purpose and have been acknowledged via official channels.
Im so fucking tired of tourneyfaggotrism ruining games i love
if a player was only good in Melee because of wavedashing and couldn't compete or play well in any newer Smash Bros, it's proof that they're hacks
pls pay attention to the only game im good at
L/Z canceling
this is an intentional gameplay mechanic in both smash 64 and melee
Oh no... I can't play Smash Bros Melee anymore because of... le tournaments!
Wavedashing isn't even an end all be all option seeing that it has landing lag and leaves you vulnerable. There are a dozen of other techniques that are much less committal and have their own execution barrier like dash dancing, crouch cancelling, and pivoting. Wavedashing is probably one of the simplest advanced techniques to learn you just airdodge towards the ground and still exists in Ultimate somewhat just even more neutered. You niggers never read into the shit you spout off about.
Why do Anon Babblecels seethe at the fact people actually play games?
Wavedashing and L/Z canceling
Neither are glitches.
Wavedashing
"Noticed" and endorsed by Samurai. He left it in the game. Sliding is intentional.
youtu.be
L/Z Cancelling
Featured on the Smash 64 website as a advanced trick called "Smooth Landing"
web.archive.org
Starting to think the people seething about melee got all their information from other people instead of forming their own opinion.
My opinion is that if you are such a nuisance that Nintendo personally tries to fuck you over, you deserve what you get.
See, you are just doing the same song and dance because you were told to by your fellow redditors.
Exactly. There is still the misunderstanding that there was pedophilia in the Melee community. Some fag the other day thought that M2K was a pedo for some reason.
I also blame this video. Not that it's not entirely true though.
Forgot about that, they are abused to hell though.
tendie moment
Literal definition of skill issue
What I wanna know is how sakurai knew about this but didn't know/fix dk and kirby AI killing themselves on their own stages.
It's an amazing game but the legal stages are fucking all gay in their own little way and the balancing, while not as bad as some other fighting games, still sucks.
Some autists though glitches and exploits are good gameplay elements.
they.... used the tech
oh no... how dare they
how do you think the developers intended for it to be used?
Are you fucking retarded? It's a 25 year old game. Of course everyone is going to be good at it by now. No one gives a fuck that you're a 10-year-old that just found out about it and decided to start crying like a little bitch.
Btw it takes like 1 hour to learn how to wavedash so yeah you are fucking beyond retarded bitching about something you know nothing about or you're severely fucking retarded and can't move your fingers so you need to play visual novels or something for retards like the new smash bros
You've already been BTFO, why post again?
it was too good and the level of autism it unleashed traumatised sakurai. He wanted to make a fun toy, not a black hole that destroys peoples lives.
lol no wonder it got nerfed in ultimate
Fuckin poetry
Also smash bros is for six year olds. Please stop
it wasn't nerfed, it was added back because brawl and smash 4 were dogshit that everyone hated so they tried to make it better by adding wavedashing back, but theyre too retarded now and fucked it up
ultimate doesn't have L-canceling so i don't know why you're replying to me
It took me like 10 minutes. It's really simple. You jump, air dodge, and aim diagonally into the ground. Not exactly rocket science
Hypocritical TOs banned that hax guy for mean youtube videos but won't ban leffen even though he frequently acts toxic both online and at events.
yeah, I mean if you practice it for an hour you'll be able to do it all over the map all the time for the rest of your life. it's super easy. people who complain about wavedashing have to be fucking retarded. you don't even know what you're talking about, so you sound fucking retarded. if you DO know what you're talking about, you're CRYING about something extremely EASY so you still look fucking RETARDED.
What people don't talk about is how hard it is to consistently waveland off platforms in Melee, varying stage heights, fall speeds, and ecb shenanigans make that shit a pain that you have to keep practiced.
and then doing it all under pressure...it's hard to even face the right direction in that game
Why did he have to die?
yeah I mean it's a game where you have to grind out tech skill practice for sure. but focusing on wavedashing is just ignorant. some retard said it focuses on 1 glitch KEK. l canceling is a mechanic that is actually kinda just retarded and pointless.
You must use these exact same techniques which are abused to hell in my heckin party game
By that point you're not even having fun, especially if the only shit you pick is capt/marth/fox and want no items.
le only le three le characters
Taken over by troons
some people find competition fun. they don't mind losing, the fun comes from the challenge or from executing hard things to do. they get bored just fucking around with items because it's too random. if you can't understand that point of view then i don't know what else to tell you.
being this mad at the smash player stereotype
suffer you fat oldhead
1-3 years has always been the optimal time frame to make a videogame in
Xirs...
posted it again award
Lol you inherited a dying world. Eat shit kid.
Can you blame him? It's a funny image
I think you're angrier than I am, lol.
Yeah, but It's just someone was spamming it all day yesterday.
I've had multiple friends that don't even play smash send me it laughing their asses off. it's the fucking meme of the week.
Really? Damn. I wouldn't think it would have this reach.
Maybe, but if that's the only shit you do then you're not having fun.
What, is it fake fun?
sounds like someone has never earnestly played a multi-player game or sport with the intention of winning, and learning how the best accomplish that goal. Or, more realistically, you don't find those things fun, and want to ruin other peoples' fun by dictating how they should play in a weirdly ironic sense.
Which console and games would this furry fox boy from the early 2000s have owned?
He hates Nintendo
He doesn't like Pokémon
He's not interested in the GameCube
He hates the Game Boy Advance
He has no friends
He hates Harry Potter
He doesn't like fantasy
He doesn't like playing on PC
He hates PC gaming
He hates smash bros
halo
Reasons why Fox Boy would have had an original XBOX along with Halo Combat Evolved
His mom is gonna Jihad the next smash major I'm calling it now
PS2 or Xbox with negrocore games like 50 Cent Bulletproof, Def Jam Fight for NY, GTA San Andreas, etc.
Why does he hate everything that was cool in the 2000s? What a fag
San Andreas and PS2 are based
He would also play Gran Turismo 3, Winning Eleven, and so on.
Because when he was younger (4 years old), he was kidnapped on Halloween by some women in costume (Princess Peach, a Fairy, and a witch) who demanded his ransom.
He was saved, but he was left with a trauma that makes him hate everything related to Nintendo, magic, and fantasy.
wario didn't make it in this one
Roa2 is more fun and doesn't give me hand pain.
I wish Magi would say this to me...
It's not like they magically make you unbeatable or anything. It's just like unlocking a new level to play with. It adds an extra dimension of fun to be able to move around how you want.
Why the fuck are there furfags here
shitpost thread
people post shit in it
what's the problem? not enough hax$ outrage for you?
No why do furfags feel safe on this website now
now
I'm a melee player and a furfag
more like what went RIGHT?